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California is the greatest place to live in the world.

We are more powerful than nearly every nation on Earth.

If we were our own country, we'd be the 5th largest economy in the world.

We have the best beaches, babes, food...and don't forget the weather!

I genuinely don't know how you poor state and foreign fags deal with cold weather. What a fucking drag man. Today it was 74° and the vibes were immaculate.

One day we'll break free from you American nigger lovers and we'll form a Californian Republic Army, Air Force, and Navy.

You rely on our technology. You watch our Hollywood goyslop. And above all...WE LIVE RENT FREE IN ALL OF YOUR HEADS.

I hardly ever think of you niggers. You nuggets from shit hole states like Texas, Florida, New York, and that's the best you got. Fucking ewwwww bro.

And the world? Garbage. Foreign fags can't even hold a candle to us. Your economies suck. Your weather sucks. You can't smoke legal weed either. Your life is shit bro.

I predict by 2100, California will be its own superpower, and when it is...watch out. We're taking names and we're kicking asses later on. Fuck all of you.

Isn't it full of trannies?

kate upton isnt from california dumb faggot god youre stupid

Ya but its full of Californians.

Shut the fuck up you jewish tranny dyke loving taco nigger cuckold i hope you die in a fire

Just be rich

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Lmao I live in WA which is objectively better than your shitty state. You don't even have a real rainforest or a mountain that anyone remembers. Loser.

oof, she gettin' a lil fat and old

California is the greatest place to live in the world.

..........pffAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Washington? Holy shit what an absolutely depressing shit hole. When was the last time you got some sun on you, bud? Probably never.

Worst part about WA is the people. Some of the most insufferable, wannabe losers in the nation. You're literally not even qualified to talk to me. I'm a Californian. Respect your superior, bitch.

If California were it's own...

It would have no water retard. Enjoy dying of dehydration and fucking forest fires.

Not at all. Half the state voted for Trump. Outside of San Francisco and LA it's all giga based with many hot babes. You like hot babes, don't you?

I'll take "What is the Sierra Nevada Mountain range" for $500, Alex.

there are hot babes everywhere thats why there are billions of humans

We claim her as our own. She lives here now. She's Californian. She's not longer wasting her life in whatever shit hole stays you come from.

fucking ewww bro

Imagine being a grown adult man and saying this.. this is what happens with dangerously low t-levels. Better check your levels, comrade

All the accessible water sources in the SN are either completely tapped, innacesible from California, or trapped in glaciers. Even if you COULD tap some of the more inaccessible lakes they would be gone in less than a decade.

California is completely and utterly reliant on the Colorado River for water, and an independent California would loose that crutch.

she lives in multiple states shes rich she lives in new york and florida too

maybe in the 1960's lol

Based. It's gay, full of brown leeches and retarded white boomers, and expensive as fuck. But look at all these mad flyover losers lashing out

I met a real schizo on a public bus back in the early 2000s, he told me "Satan fell to Earth a long time ago, in SAN-FRAN-CIS-CO!"

One day we'll break free from you American nigger lovers and we'll form a Californian Republic Army, Air Force, and Navy.

California can already form a navy. All states can. It's in the Constitution.

looks amazing

If we were our own country, we'd be the 5th largest economy in the world.

That's not how it works, Mr burger

I'm Californian. Get it right you fucking euro moocher.

enjoy your compliant ar15 lmao

give me sex

If we were our own country, we'd be the 5th largest economy in the world.

For a few weeks until the reality of what nationhood entails hits.

California is the greatest place to live in the world.

If you do not mind your children being sterilized.

What are the chances of finding the dream girl in Cali? I think about it every now and then. Even if unlikely it seems like paradise.

American arguing:

Ooogabooga, we have economy

Ooogaboga, you don't have forest

We have the best beaches, babes, food...and don't forget the weather!

Your babes are stuck up, egoistist, tatooed leftie, silicone cumrags.

if your dream girl is mexican, the chances are pretty high

Mexican Latinas is my favorite.

kek

Glorified province is "More powerful" than countries

In practical terms that'd translate to "Subjugated by Belgium after a few years of genuine warfare.".

Better stock up on spare arms giggity.

hollywood and rock & roll are dead
faggot

BOOBA

This pic is 10 years old

We have the best beaches

not even fucking close by almost any metric you could use to measure beaches
water is cold
full of fucking kelp and chemicals
overly regulated (can't swim here, can't have dog here, can't do this, can't do that)
not to mention it's a fucking zoo on every beach with 10,000 fucking retards there.
god damn I hate california. you even ruined arizona just by proxy and I had to leave. fuck you die faggot

Too many latinos, state taxes and restrictive gun laws

WA is the Gayest fucking state on the west coast. Yosemite is God Tier. wake up and surf in PB, the skate at a pro skate park, just to catch a few night runs at Big Bear.

California is the greatest place to live in the world.

It's not. Expensive AF, riddled with scumbags and criminals and leaning towards lefty totalitarianism. The price to quality of life ratio is on the lower side as compared to lots of other places in the world.

We are more powerful than nearly every nation on Earth.

The masters who own you are somewhat powerful. YOU are a nobody, a nameless serf who will soon go away without anyone noticing.

If we were our own country, we'd be the 5th largest economy in the world.

Your state would probably have been Mexico tier without the rest of them.

We have the best beaches,

You really don't.

babes,

Your women are crazy, overweight, entitled roasties who will divorce rape and ruin you for their sadistic pleasure.

food...

It's either expensive or cancer slop.

and don't forget the weather!

Having an actual change of seasons is actually nice. Hot, long summers and cold, but reasonably short winters are perfect conditions for humans. Califonia's weather isn't comparatively bad, though.

I genuinely don't know how you poor state and foreign fags deal with cold weather.

You put on a comfy warm jacket and a scarf when you go out.
Proper winter is beautiful. Just make sure there is nature near you.

One day we'll break free from you American nigger lovers

You ARE the American nigger lovers.

You rely on our technology.

We rely on China's and Taiwan's technology, partly European. Modern mutt economy is owning brands and marketing only, and flooding the entire world with their little green papers, so they can live off the remaining population of Earth, while still mostly failing and endlessly complaining how it's always everybody else's fault.

You watch our Hollywood goyslop.

Your entire movie industry has lost their minds about a decade ago due to drug abuse. Californian junkies haven't produced anything worth even pirating since about 2014 or so. I've only watched YouTube since.

What's wrong with cold water, are you 60?

Also, "Hollywood goyslop" is produced abroad these days.

I love being Californian. It makes fat fucks seethe in states I don't even think about

The golden age of California is over.
Its 1970s new york levels now

cold water isn't a dealbreaker but it's impossible to be the "best" beach if the water is cold get real

I predict by 2100, California will be its own superpower, and when it is...watch out. We're taking names and we're kicking asses later on.

Godspeed to you, I'd love to watch mutts slaughter and genocide each other (again)! Never give up, to the last American!

We need to fix the Riggers.. as in Newsome.

Maybe if your metabolism sucks and you don't produce enough bodyheat
Otherwise cold water rocks. Wouldn't want to swim when it's not warm out anyways really

Women from other states love coming to California because they think they will make it big. We give them an orgasm while they work as a waitress

I will happily lead the artillery shelling over the san Francisco bay when we take back the state.
And let LA dry up and flake into the pacific.

I used to fuck a girl who looked just like that but she had smaller tits.

t. tentcity nigger from his phone.

Tectonic motion will probably do that anyway, California falls into the sea in 2 weeks.

nooooo heeelp pls save us *burns*

Or we stop sending our water to these desert niggers.

Los Angeles is literally just the end of the line. It's not special. That's why the city is shit. It's just a swirl of assholes and fake people from all over the world.