At least we owned the lib--

Vibe check boomers

A recession of stocks owned by the top 1%.

You won straight man

I don’t need to win

I just need the commies to lose

Bro
We never came out of the 08 recession. In a normal market, 08 would have been a full on depression. But no we just stretched it out for 2 decades while everyone just ate shit

anime posting

you have to go back faggot

Jews sell off all their stock

"Oy vey, a recession!"

Yes. Now fuck off

Wow, such a brave call.
Get yer ass ready for a myriad of Bailouts (paid by YOU)
Tariffs (paid by YOU)

Golden Age

Why would a recession happen if we're just asking people to trade with us fairly?

They finally admit we're in one

If jpmorgan says it I'm going to be a smart boy and sell now

retards

You know you have fucked up when you have to divert topic like democrat

Watching libtards abandon every single liberal value one by one over the course of one decade has been pretty spectacular to see. It's almost like, they never believed any of that bullshit to begin with!

Yes, buy the dip (it will be a very big dip). What, do you think, zoomers will be able to afford a house here without a real estate market collapse? By the time permits, zoning, etc gets squared away, developers have already spent 5 years and hundreds of thousands per lot before shovels hit the fucking ground.

Be glad it came early, because it was inevitable.

Just put the fries in the bag bro

>at least we owned the lib--

Correct. The US will no longer bee seen as THE place to immigrate to by all the seething browns of the world. If that's what it takes to make America White again, then I'm for it.

Thats retarded. Obviously its already a full blown great depression 2.0 and if you don't know that already then you are probably a well paid glownigger parasite.

Kys

line…… must.. go up… forever……

This shit should have happened last year. Whatever, itll be a short recession then since we all know (thanks to China), is the key driver of growing GDP is government backed loans to builders of factories, homes and infrastructure (besides suicide nets and pollution)

We already were in a recession. People couldn’t find jobs, afford homes, or afford basic groceries for 4 years. This is just the billionaire class losing all the money they plundered from us during the COVID era. Fuck the stock market. I voted for this, and I love it. Fuck them.

suddenly the Left is pro-stock market, pro-corporation, and pro-billionaire

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just absolute fucking proof that if Trump said air is good for you, TDS faggots would suffocate themselves.

the bank is worried it's going to lose money!

Shame.

lost

By lost they mean found it's way into some kikes pocket

Yea. And just Morgan made biden fly to the Virginia Islands to get a prosecutor fired for going after epstein.

Because when your company goes under they will lay you off even if you don't own any stock.

no that wasn’t a real recession when biden was president

he changed the definition

you can’t have a recession during unprecedented job growth, it’s impossible

no it doesn’t matter if most of those jobs were people returning to work after covid

it also doesn’t matter that 95% of those jobs went to non-whites

what matters is everything is trump’s fault

net added 228,000 jobs in March despite government jobs net declining by nearly 300,000 with net negative immigration to the country

tariffs on China and semi conductors were already in place

Jekyl island discord lol

Seeing mutts loser their savings and purchasing power is going to be funny

You're on an anime website, newfag

irony is the dollar is doing great and inflation has already plummeted

personal income grew 0.8% in February and consumer spending grew by 0.4% instead of the 0.4% and 0.5% expected respectively

THIS IS ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN AND IT'S GOING TO BE BASED AND GOOD FOR OUR ECONOMY IN THE LONG TERM!

Trump gets on TV and tells people to buy shit or else he'll raise the income tariff by 50%

recession averted

I’ll be able to buy Italian girls soon

net added 228,000 jobs in March

The U.S. added 228,000 jobs in March, far more than the 140,000 economists had expected. Unemployment ticked up slightly to 4.2% from 4.1% the month before.

we added jobs

unemployment went up

hmmmmm

Today is better for me than yesterday. I'm sick of your doom and gloom. It's obvious most of you just say random shit and have no idea how things are going to go. Eat me.

worse, it's an indian

suddenly the Right is pro-austerity, pro-trade interventionism, and pro-socialist

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just absolute fucking proof that if Trump said air is bad for you, MIGA faggots would suffocate themselves.

ftfy

IS THIS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR AMERITARDS???

Yeah, I did.

Muhhammad was a false prophet of a false god.

I'm not the right. Faggots on the right are bitching as much as lefties and lolberts are. Normal people who aren't politically aligned are happy about this, because fuck the system. The ACTUAL system.
Dolan Drumpfph has done more to hurt the 1% than the libs and conservatives have done in the last 100 years. OWS could never hope to be this effective. And Trump's been planning this for over 37 years.

Oh knoes, hoe's mad. Anyway.

i dunno, something about completely nuking your economy in the hope that in like 10 years some corporations will onshore production of consumer goods, assuming that absolutely nothing will happen in that time to derail your plan, doesnt seem like a good idea

unemployment is a made up number by the govt to suit whatever narrative they want.

i also think Trump will start an (ideally) small land war to distract people from how bad things are going to get

pro-socialism

a certain kind of Socialism...

Fucking this.
They halted the -08 crash, because it would have been really long and really bad. No one wanted to wait through a legit market cycle, because it would have been a decade or more of non growth.
Printers have been doing overtime ever since.
This is also why Western culture has been more or less stagnant and we've been stuck constantly recycling old stuff at an increasing rate, while things also deteriorate to shit.
We needed that 2008 crash to happen properly to start a new genuine growth cycle after it, but we never truly got it.
Once this mess gets going, it's going to be -08 + all of that other shit combined that has been stacking up since then.

Biden caused the recession

The US will collapse from within if they start a war now. There's no appetite for it even from diehard MAGA.

IS THIS WHAT YOU VOTED FOR AMERITARDS?

Russian answers "yes"

pottery

paying more on basic goods to own the libs

at least anti-semites are being deported!

The only way of freeing ourselves of this fucking fake and gay stock market and globalization is by burning it all to the ground.

Good about time. This recession should have happened before 2020.

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED
CRASH ALREADY
GET IT OVER WITH
EVERYONE UNDER 30 THINKS EXACTLY LIKE ME

Come on now.
Biden said the definition of recession is when the government says so.
You’ll have to wait until Trump admits it is one, just two weeks nigga.

Jew P Morgan predicts something

predicts

Mmmkay

Trump actually did get us out of the 08 recession.
But China couldn't allow that, and leaked COVID from a lab.
Trump is again going to bring us our of recession via tariffs.

I hate Jewgle, I hate Apple (Eve's), I hate Facebook (metah', dead), I hate JewVidia, burn it all down

I voted for this. I don't care if jews are losing money.

and surely "added jobs" isn't

china bailed you retards out in 08, you stupid mutt. look up who purchased the debt

Companies also laid off millions of people due to free trade with cheap third world countries, but you people told us that was a good thing.

Why are layoffs due to free trade good but layoffs due to imaginary stock numbers bad?

Yea, now do the housing market next.

random asshole no one has ever heard of makes prediction of doom

Ohhhh nooooo.

Heh heh we can just change the definition of recession

protect Wallstreet
protect the bankers
protect the 1%
protect the rich

is this what leftists are fighting for now? they should want to protect elon and tesla too now right?

I can't wait for when Zion Dion comes from the gibs too

I advocate for depression, it would be a great way to stop immigration

National Socialists have always been pro-socialism. Watchu mean, nigga? Marxists don’t have a monopoly on socialism.