So if you don't do your payments on time ford will one day in the future be able to take control of your car and drive it to a repo lot.
Gee cant see this going wrong at all - this is the Orwellian present.
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Dystopian nightmare
You're an idiot if you are driving anything other than a low-milage car/truck from 15-30 years ago.
Itl just end up in people knowing exactly when theyre going to lose the car, and totalling it for insurance to pay it down.
This guy gets it.
Not a fan of this at all, but why would someone expect to not make payments on a loan and expect to still keep it?
Don't worry we have our cameras :^)
imagine needng a loan to buy a car
You're an idiot unless you drive a car that no longer exists
I wish you were here so I could smash your face into the floor until you stopped moving.
Another layer of shit long drawn out meaningless fag shit
Tesla is already doing it. For me, dystopia is car loans. My Ford is a piece of shit but is bought with cash.
There are low mileage older cars almost everywhere. You do know there are lots filled to the brim with barely driven cars all over the usa. For instance the older cars seen in movies are typically originals under 20 miles driven.
low-milage car/truck from 15-30 years ago
Low-mileage huh? Why low-mileage? They don't disintegrate unless you live in places that flood or get salt on the roads.
My 2000 S-10 runs fine with 200K miles on it. Underside is intact, engine and transmission are great. Runs like a champ on premium gas.
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cope
Seems like in principle there’s a huge market for companies that don’t have asinine subscription fuckery
Shame we only live in crony capitalism
200k is nothing on a 4.3.
Most modern cars probably already have remote killswitches, on top of that chink cars probably have chink remote killswitches and backdoors. People freaking out over mundane shit like this, or less mundane shit like Tesla FSD, are idiots.
Modern cars have had kill switches since 1977. However, they do not technically exist so we don't use them unless absolutely necessary which then involves a cleanup crew and some scrubbing.
know my car will get repo'd
remove the connection to the battery
what now?
Yeah. It's beat to hell on the outside(dents and shit) and the interior plastics are fucked, but it has comfy cloth seats that are never too cold or hot, the AC works great, radio/CD still works, and it does everything I need it to. Wasps love it though because it's white, and every spring those little fucks try making nests in the gas receptacle and inside the doors.
Buy used cars/trucks and keep them maintained. They were made to last, especially fleet-class vehicles like Crown Vics, Rangers, Astrovans, S-10s, Impalas, etc.
of all the legitimately Orwellian shit going on, you choose to make a thread on overfinanced cars self-escaping niggers so beaners don't get shot towing them away?
I mean have you looked at the UK lately?
Repo Man is coming true.
Somone needs to make a meme of a robo repo car driving away from a nigga after first missed payment
i have no problem with that
If you were a German you would have already figured out how easy it is to solve that problem.
320 credit score activities
It's going to be used for more than missing loan payments
bad social credit score
going over your carbon allowance
engaging in activities the state deems disruptive
This post would have been really good four years ago
Honestly cars should have the right to escape from niggers who mistreat them. Car lives matter too. How would you feel if a hood nigger or scamming jeet sat on you and abused you?
Modern cars have had kill switches since 1977
How do you know?
Why isn't it now?
ECU implementation
Teslas can already do that now
right. repoing cars in the 'hood in current USA is a dangerous job. those niggers come outside locked and loaded
Illegal migrants are being shipped to the US (Ohio & other states) with H1B visas to work at ford instead of American workers.
This coming out just before Ford announces it's selling the majority of their models to US citizens at employee discounted prices.
Proof from a police bodycam Jewtuber : youtube.com
Drives to hood, all the driveways are empty
Mayneee all dees wyt people be takin or carhs
Gee cant see this going wrong at all
Depends what you mean by "wrong." Consumers will have less ability to hide collateral from lenders, absolutely. But lenders are only going to come take it if payments weren't getting made. This is the same shit we hear on student loans; you took out a loan to buy a car, you have the car and are using it, pay it back. If you can't pay it back why should the lender be put through a bunch of bullshit to get the car back and recoup some of their losses?
But it's hard out here and inflation and wage stagnation and
Okay, how is that the lender's fault? Make your payments.
Only if you're an idiot using a tray. Wheel lift, baby.
i couldnt imagine being a repo man , dealing with the dredges of society wanting to kill you over their poor financial decision -sounds miserable
the actual worrying part of this being, someone thinks this horseshit is patent-worthy
social credit score
Doesn't exist.
carbon allowance
Doesn't exist for individuals, for corporations you can buy and sell them so it's hardly even a bother.
engaging in activities the state deems disruptive
Yeah because a tyrannical state definitely can't arrest you unless you're in a self-driving car.
This explains why Trump wants only American products to be bought, all part of the NWO
calm down chang
Put a boot on the car and see it struggle to repo itself.
swiggity swooty
i'm coming for that booty
seems like the benefits outweigh any negative consequences
You swoop in before 1pm when they're still sleeping. Unless you're repoing tvs you rarely have to deal with them and most of the times it's some morbidly obese bastard waddling towards their car.
You voted for this btw
repo me now mf'er
I made a joke about this the other day but they actually did it. I wonder how long it will be until they jailbreak this in order to disable it, warranty be damned
If they longer exist then how are people still driving them? Retard
duct tape car cameras
car can't see so self-driving can't work
a self-reposessing car
Shieet, they finally invented a true niggermobile. The changing racial face of America is amazing.
13mm chain takes 30 seconds with a battery angle grinder
20mm chain takes a minute and a half
good enough to discourage some thieves but not someone conducting a legal repo
Argument
Doesn't exist.
I do the same but they're beginning to really die off now. Going to be in the market for a car soon and think I'll have to enter the 2010s to get something that's not a bucket of rust and stripped bolts held together by duct tape. Fucking sucks, I hate modern cars.
Can't drive itself to the lot if I don't have gas in it or put it on cement blocks
Like I get them having more control over your car is bad no matter what, but how about you pay your car bill. Only niggers get their shit repo'd
>repo me now mf'er
How do I into portable grinders?
i guess i will only gas up when i drive. that is annoying lol. fucking kikes. ford is rolling in his grave.
Disconnect the battery when you're not using it
Somehow, there's a million troons on here sucking corporate balls.
you aint gonna defeat a good repoman, just fuxoring the self-repo'ing aspect. I'd be interested at what stage in the proceedings it noticed it is attached to a tree.
Already a thing sort of.
All those no money, no credit used car dealerships install lowjack and engine kill switches in their cars. They will just take your car at a parking lot. Ever see a dumb spic walking around a parking lot with a cart full of groceries and a sad look on his face? Yeh thats probably why.
Will that still be true 20 years in the future?
Those are the reasons I'm not a fan of it.. Government decides you're wrong think and your car mysteriously stops working. My question about OPs worry stands: why would someone expect to get a car, not pay the loan, and just be able to keep it?
Can you even disconnect the battery in an electric car?
bet that bolt-on tow hook just snaps off
lol at anyone buying a ford
Hello fellow negro!
What's the problem? I will never understand debtfags who thinks that because they signed some paperwork they now own something they haven't paid for. Sure, scam loans and high interest rates are a problem and we should address those, but most people who default never even paid enough to cover the principle. They make a few payment and then stop. We should just go to not seeling any consumer goods on debt. You either have cash or go without.
The only bad part about is you need a parent for that.
So if any other car company in the world makes self driving cars and want to repossess one of their own cars they now have to pay Ford because they "patented" the idea.
This is exactly why China doesn't recognize American patents.
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patent
There's nothing new about this. It's called "software as a service".
but its fucking retarded, its not novel, its just combining two fucking things that exist and claiming the combination as a new process. Like I could patent self-driving cars going to a supermarket and back. Your cars gone for groceries? Fuck you, pay me. Just fucking cancer.
Can you even disconnect the battery in an electric car?
Yes and it's pretty easy because it's step #1 whenever a mechanic has to work on the high voltage system.
But I think the plug is normally on the underside of the car so not easily accessible.
Guys, medieval Europe was a better place to live in than this
Exactly my point: patents are stupid.
Richard Feynman has a patent on nuclear powered aircraft because nuclear reactors exist and planes exist so why not put a nuclear reactor on a plane?
He also came up with nuclear powered submarines but that patent was already taken.
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So if you don't do your payments on time
The answer is simple. Just lease the car. It's what they want you to do anyway. Just do it.
Yeah because a tyrannical state definitely can't arrest you unless you're in a self-driving car.
when in a self-driving car, the "((( state )))" can smash you against a bridge pillar without needing to listen to your grievances about due process anymore
You're an idiot if you are driving anything other than a low-milage car/truck from 15-30 years ago.
Why not just buy a normal low tech car like the UAZ hunter
They already seize through repo services retard. This just makes the process less dangerous and more efficient
Because some people live near beaners and monkeys wrecklessly driving, without even liability auto insurance, necessitating safety features.
They will just use a traditional repo tow truck you fucking retard
for the f250, so they won't tow a repo truck when toxic masculinity kicks in
why would ford care about an escape
I wonder how long it will be until they jailbreak this in order to disable it
once jailbroken, there are so many more things to do than merely disabling it
like having your very own car drone, or car bomb, or car missile
Why not just buy a normal low tech car like the UAZ hunter
they dont sell those in America,
and they would refuse to plate/register/insure it if you brought one in
Why do they drive so insane? Every tiny little thing is a challenge to their ego, including the women. Tiny little Hispanic women are the absolute worst combination of reckless and incompetent. Self-sabotaging little fuckers will cut you off an inch away from your front bumper just so they can sit at a red light. They've made even just driving down the street unbearable.
Most f250 boomers don't even know how to engage 4wd on their king ranch super duties
Be nigger
Spend money you don't have on shit you don't need to impress people you don't even like
????
Profit!
I'm sure all you NEET losers were planning on buying a brand new Ford this year until you read this, amirite?
disconnects fuel pump so engine doesn't run
disconnecting fuel pump harness on top of the tank located under the vehicle
not removing the fuel pump relay under the hood
ngmi
Can also drive themselves into a wall if you piss off big daddy government.
Yeah thats what i was thinking of , some giga gook hacking ford systems and murdering millions of people - would be insane
imagine missing a car payment
A neets car driving away from him is hilarious