you're not welcome
You're related like a metropolitan asshole
If it snows for 20 minutes the USPS will be 7 days late
Mechanic will give you the best advice, but he has no idea about your car
Women are overweight, but they pretend they're not.
Share your small town stories.
Hope you like big girls.
In my experience, all the local town men hate you because women always spread their legs for anything non-familiar and women will worship you like a foreign conqueror just for being from Brooklyn
I eat cheese.
No...
Meh I moved to a cattle town. Not a lot of women.
go fuck yourself
go fuck yourself
I'm glad i have this fucking faggots permission.
Wow great
ESL?
The worst part about small towns is that everyone gossips about each other.
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and 50 square feet! we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
Share your small town stories.
I haven't seen a nigger in 3 years
You heard me just fine.
No, sorry. With an IQ of 140 I still can't parse your language.
We have, I think two blacks here
So you don't know english and switched to a meme flag.
Gay but ok pal
What I learned moving not to small town
ESL SHILLS OUT!
Russbro that's why I like to stay indoors
Your English is kinda fucked.
Sieg
it has to be one extreme of the other one
This is meme logic.
Live just on the outskirts of suburbia, right before the country/farmland. It's the ideal compromise.
Um, based? Should I move to a small town?
I’m already poor and plan to be poor forever.
women will worship you like a foreign conqueror just for being from Brooklyn
get the budget genghis khan experience for only $299.99
I speak AMERICAN you AIDs hole
I grew up in a literal village
sometimes the phone would ring and it would be a neighbor saying our horse jumped the fence and was eating grass in his yard
one of my dogs got hit by a car that drove off
I’ve buried 3 horses which is insanely difficult even with a backhoe
hates slugs
yes ..
Ok calm down. I'm gaslighting the fuck out you
Your post is so ESL I'm not sure you've ever been to America.
gaslighting
Did you just learn that word?
I'm fucking with you right back weirdo.
it's polarized thinking, a symptom of autism. You see it on here all day every day
I. FL, my labador got hit twice by a truck. I had to bury my black cat.
Can you speak German, French?
Wawa
Baby cries
Can you speak German, French?
No I don't speak gay.
I notice that men hate anybody who they dont personally know now and will mate guard and try to harm you otherwise. Unless you are in europe and you are pakistani. Toral cultural shift.
On my families farm one horse just walked into the stalk tank and killed itself.
I didn't even know a horse could be suicidal.
Leftist bitch gets chronically ill
Moves to my small town to live with her brother
Brings the niggers she adopted
I had already called them niggers at the park their first day in town
She doesn't know it was me, cries to me about it when she sees me on a walk
I encourage neighbors to get their kids to call them niggers in school
Whole town ends up regularly calling them niggers
Leftist cunt eventually moves out as a result
Small white towns can be based but people still have shitty relatives that can easily try to ruin it.
Then fuck off and stop posting. :@^)
Speaking french is fucking faggy.
It's the same as ebonics.
I moved so far away from people my neighbors are all amish. They come over and hang out more in 1 week than my neighbors in the suburbs did the entire 17 years I lived there
If you take their kids to school and don't let them pay you they will give your son a horse for his birthday
If you buy 173 chickens you will get a fuck ton of eggs every day and eventually run out of people to give them to
Nigerian dwarf goats are a massive pain in the ass
Chickens will just fuck up a mouse and eat it like a cat
Horses lay down.
People will knock on your door to tell you your horse is dead and you have to explain that he's just an asshole that likes to lay by the road to freak people out
Coyotes are fucking loud and will make all of your dogs start howling at 2am
Turkeys are really chill pets, they are like feathered dogs that follow you around
Electric fences hurt enough to knock you down but apparently a 20lb goat gives zero fucks about it
The best pizza in town is from the gas station
Even a town with 178 people will still have a dollar general
If you're over 200 you get a sonic
The two cops don't actually have radar guns they just sit on the side of the road to freak the non locals out
Small white towns can be based but people still have shitty relatives that can easily try to ruin it.
This what I'm afraid of. G0dtyHillbilly p oblwms.
Hillbilly problems*
For you
I grew up in a very rural area of Wyoming. I left when I was 21. The only positive is that it's safe, but other than that it sucks. I moved to Denver in hopes of finding a wife but the women in that city are batshit insane. A few years ago I moved to a medium sized town in Montana and I like it here so far. Still haven't found a wife though.
700 people.
Anon Babble said I should leave the city.
It's just cattle here .
So many cows
These are the front yard cows
grow up on farm
tons of organic corn silage (fermenting unsprayed corn and stalks) for cattle feed
poke holes in empty 2L soda bottles and bury dozens of them in silage
6+ months later have gallons of pure grain alcohol
sell it to high school kids and me and my friends drink it every weekend
I was 12 years old
I am not a cattlehead.
Colorado is fucked.
Spent 20 years in FL. 10 Years on CA
Whats a stalk tank
How does that work?
It doesn't. It's a larp