Futures open up soon. How bad will the crash be?
Futures open up soon. How bad will the crash be?
hopefully it goes to 0, fuck jews and boomers
I wouldn't be surprised if the S&P loses 20% or more by Monday. Trump shows absolutely no sign of backing down on this.
I reckon it's about to get really really bad. China retaliated so Trump will retaliate too.
rolling for TFD
Probably 5-10% drop. More on Tuesday if Trump doesn't announce some 5D trade deal.
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT FUTURES WHY DON'T PEOPLE JUST BUY THE REAL THING?!?!?
It's over
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oh shit, 15 minutes! I'm going to piss myself
memes are experiencing a power creep, the original meme was 3D chess, and now zoomers are just adding more D's because of power creep.
How can you buy the future nigga? What back to the future gay shit is this?
Trump is going to ruin so many American lives… I can’t wait.
AMERICA WON'T HAVE A FUTURE AHHHAHA
Things will be much better on Monday, just buy as much as you can as fast as you can.
ALL IN
TIME FOR SOME HIGH STAKES INVESTMENTS
Pretty bad for you.
That's what I'm saying. Why do futures even exist? Just another way to gamble? Like there wasn't enough already?
Trump is having a good time.
I'm going to wait 5 minutes after open to see what happens.
futures are mostly commodities
I hope he wins at golf.
Because things happen around the world outside of 9:30 AM to 4:00 PM EST
Bitcoin CME is going to open with a gap up. to 84k from 79k. That's a nice trade opportunity.
what should i buy after tomorrow? i was thinking chipotle stock.
I did some ridiculously leveraged put contracts last week, made bank off this fucking crash. closed them out on friday, though. so I'm sitting pretty. debating whether or not to take out calls tomorrow, but I've made some bags, going to just maybe relax this week and order some hookers to celebrate.
fuck boomers who only sit on longs haha.
crash
Dip*
It will drop for a few days. By Friday they will cook up some numbers like earning reports and inflation rates and it will go up some.
While you can there will likely be bad earnings from fast food places that use avacado
Mcdonalds can get away with good earnings cause low pricing
Burn everything.
BASED
MAGA MEANS CRASHING MARKETS
MAGA MEANS YOU LOSE YOUR 401K
MAGA MEANS YOU WILL NEVER RETIRE
And MAGA will laugh at you. And I love it.
Why not just S&P? It's cheap right now and see what happens on monday.
It feels good to be a part of MAGA these days. Actual happenings for once.
i'm gonna see if chatgpt can make me some money lol. i will of course by indexes as well.
I might have to put pants on just so I can shit in them
Chatgpt shouldn't be trusted too deeply
It was the one that suggested the retarded formula trump is using
also I have 7 ford call options at 10$ strike that expire this Friday
how fucked am I
t was the one that suggested the retarded formula trump is using
first AI generated market crash? I fucking love living in the future
call options
Dead man walking
damn man
how do I fling the most shit on my way down to below zero?
Good start, -4% down on futures
options
oh no
I put my money into Ass and Pee 500
you can't be serious, who would ever invest into something called "ass and pee"
oh fuck what have I done?
They did that as an ironic joke. It's just supposed to give you a chuckle when you click buy
huh huh "ass and pee" haha
monday id consider buying any stock that has to do with taiwan. and fast
Trump needs to hold strong now. He can't give in to the stock market.
Just take total sales from 2024, multiply that by 0.5, then sell your business to a rich, aid package Ukrainian for 10% of its value in 2024. Something is better than nothing. Simple as.
maybe it's like
we literally called it "ass and pee" but these retards are still buying, this can't be real
the "circuit breaker" will be flipped Monday or sometime on or before day open Friday, depending on which day holds more significance for the occult
Serious question: Will I be able to buy if the breaker flips?
Not enough. I need a week long bloodbath.
scrooge mcduck could beat omniman in a fight.
A breaker needs a 7% or more move in a short period
Buying Is put on hold during a freeze
TERRAIN
TERRAIN
PULL UP
It's over.
about 5% down
Congress will need to act and reign in The Orange Retard.
Buying Is put on hold during a freeze
that makes no sense
Do you know what changes after you become 25 years old?
one can only wish
nothing will happen
NOOOOO YOU CAN'T RESET THE ECONOMY BECAUSE...... UHHH YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!?!?
REPEAT AFTER ME
THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY
THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY
THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY
THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT THE ECONOMY
Especially not a fucking overvalued as fuck stock market. This is just a repricing. We're not even back to historical valuations.
afaik, post breaker flip, all traffic in and out of every exchange ceases. essentially it's a complete freeze on all transactions. this is separate from FDIC insured banks and credit unions, but the panic created during such a time could cause a run on personal deposits
Is Peter Navarro a communist?
Also
cnbc.com
If u want to see futures
pls don't cash out your moneys t Vangkike
this
The US stock market doubled since COVID.
Why?
Real-time futures:
investing.com
Nasdaq down 5% :/
tell that to 2008 and 2020
they printed so much that moneys doubled so stocks really haven't gone up
Can't wait ti see trump's polls after this.
He's done
This whole episode has exposed him for what he is.
Bloodbath scenario
This shit is going marianas trench
Circuit breakers activated
This is not a drill
looks good. buy the dip
Put in your bets....
Just because it's going lower does not mean you can't make money off it.
Bigger red button
Just catch the falling knife bro!
Such shit advice should be a banable offense
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say it with me
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zero
Yeah, I agree. We should all buy high and sell low..... retard.
Back to the factory, Boomers.
Why do you faggots even care? They don't affect you. At all. And they never will.
not everyone is destitute, most people have jobs and 401k's
I know. I have both of those. And you know what? It still doesn't fucking matter you fucking fat retard.
We can all hope
Stocks were way too high
having less money doesn't matter
do you use something else than money to buy things retard
I’ll never see a republican president again
You'll die with a dick in your ass and burn in Hell but at least there wasn't so much stigma while you were still alive, right?
eh i think i'm gonna wait until dow hits like 30,000 before i make big purchases
Smart move
Are you really so short sighted to think this minor fucking bullshit is going to tank your retirement that is probably in 20-30 years? I seriously hope not. Or I can safely assume you're another reactionary retard bleating like the good little sheep you are.
Why, I believe I’m hearing the death rattle of a political party.
They'll be back in full force by 2032 because people are forgetful retards.
Implying the masses aren't NPCs that already have most of their political views set in stone.
That's just the gender dysphoria in your head telling you to kill yourself.
Trump said he will implement tariffs for a year
Trump imposed tariffs
Oh my God! He imposed tariffs. We are totally shocked.
no one expected this many this high
My nigga, mr. president j-turned the entire country from globohomo scam economy of comfy perpetual growth to re-industrialization in one day. This is not minor bullshit, this is an unprecedented orange swan event. Unless America can pull factories out of its ass overnight, and unless you really believe in the power of robotics that isn't here yet, 20-30 years is around how long it will take to re-create all the production chains, and, while it will all be great after that (unless democrats win and j-turn the entire country again), there will be nothing but pain until then.
You think the stock market going down in 2008 and 2020 was the cause and not the symptom?
Everyone thought it'd be tariffs on China, which they prepared for by moving their factories out of China, not global blanket tariffs. Global blanket tariffs are nigger economics tier. Why tariff coffee? Why tariff natural rubber? Only a nigger could think to do something so stupid.
Now zoom out the chart.
There's a chart showing things that are not even tariffed. Semiconductors are not being tariffed, for example.
Sounds like projection to me. Did you forget to dilate?
You really think people meant they were just to hurt China? They were clearly to bring manufacturing back to America, which he was also doing in his first term.
Kek remember when oil futures went negative during Trump’s first term?
Think that might happen with stocks soon.
Our blessed leader is going to give the little guy an opportunity to get rich.
What happened in 2008? Did Obongo destroy America? 2020? is America already destroyed?
Man you're such a fucking loser.
when you're so utterly caught that all your hormone-fucked brain can concoct is "no u"
They were clearly to bring manufacturing back to America, which he was also doing in his first term.
Reverse 40 years of manufacturing offshoring in one term? This is his last term, guaranteed.
Cool, get a construction job building those factories and actually do something useful for once in your life(shilling on the internet isn't a real job)
US stock indeces have doubled since COVID but there has not been any corresponding increase in technology or productivity to justify it. On the contrary, companies have been whining that everyone has been fucking off at home for the past 5 years. Why did the stock market double?
The market didn't begin to correct itself.
The value of the dollar halved.
I have 04/11 AAPL $170P
This. It will take decades. Also when a new president especially a Democrat is in the white house all this MAGA crap will be cancelled it's why nobody will invest in building those factories.
You're a retard. So you want your tax dollars bailing out kikes again?
Nobody is building those factories, all the money poured from the stocks into money markets and treasuries. And if the yields drop, it will pour back into stocks, not into factories. Something else is needed to trigger re-industrialization for real, maybe a major war is next on the list of retarded decisions.