Americans can't have this

americans can't have this

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I use an old kyocera flip phone because im sick of touchscreens everywhere

lol

that looks so inconvenient and cringe

le magic handwaving for something that could be done with a few taps on the keyboard

you will never be japanese

i hate technology

I'd be impressed if I had friends to do that with, but I just click the share button and select recent contact. It's that easy. I don't even have to be in the same room as them.

You will always be russian

even if this wasn't fake and gay, what's the point

How gay . In what situation will I want to signal like a retard trying to give Goku energy for the spirit bomb to send a mp3 file?

Why would you want it?

Why do I want that?

imagine having to do this every time you just want to share something lmao. how annoying and cringe.

what a fucking useless gimmick lol

Americans only like their Apple iGoy phones.

A blue tooth connection and hand motion activations. Omg...

Foldable phones are still such a gimmick, people panic about the 200,000 fold lifespan the screens have and use the front screen instead

So, Airdrop but with shitty security where it can send your private info to the wrong device due to a retarded chink gesture?

I thought you were a poor fag if your phone wasn't the size of a dinner plate.

play gay moaning

send gay moaning to friend as joke

he gay now

shieeeeeeeet

i remember google image searching "blatino" on my friends' computers in my highschool engineering class when theyd walk away from their desks so everyone would call them gay

kek

Moving apps from one screen to another won’t work. Stop trying to make it happen. It won’t. It’s not intuitive. Nobody uses this shit.

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Agreed. That's some faggot shit right there. The normies will love it.

my highschool engineering class

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he thinks they're moving apps

technology confirmed too complicated for americans

We have bluetooth actually

the point is your government doesn't want you to have it, you're not allowed.

what's that song you're listening to

hip to be square by huey lewis and the news

thanks

was that so hard? did you really need a brand new phone just for that?

well you see, you can't have it

I could buy it here but I don’t want to because I am not one of the gay niggers who eat pigs and fly on penises made of ham and brown ham because they’re gay niggers

wow nice feature i would never use because i would never allow something so insecure on any computer and you are a fucking retard if you would. in 10 years it's going be as easy to hack as it was in the 80s because normoids are so fucking stupid with technology

Technologies like that are so foreign to muttland, they will just think its fake. They can't even run trains anymore. This 19th century technology is alien voodoo magic to them.

so it broadcasts to nearby devices when you enter "gay" mode and then other devices in range are then trying to interpret any "gay" gestures to perform "air drop" and data sharing
let's try this when you have 20+ devices in the vicinity. there's a reason why they tested it with just 1 phone in range.

americans can't have gay-ass phones

good?

But they do... Its a simple WIFI transfer initiated using a gesture. the underlying technology is the same, its just a matter of UI implementation...

America has not so much problem with the actual running of trains, the main problem they have with trains is that niggers know how to get on them
they should flood the stations so you have to swim and do a math problem to get on the train

the other singular non-luddite ITT

this like one those cool features your really want, use it 10 times, stop they remove it and then 5 years later you wanna use it, but it got removed like samsung magnetic reader feature.

We have this but with less trouble.

better yet, you spoof the protocol for gay mode on a rooted device and start literally throwing ransom where all over the place

both iphone and samsung has that but without the stupid gesture

Air drops but gayer? Lmao

ransom where

i'm tired

the additional math problem is because of the occasional superpork nigger who can float across the water trap on the buoyancy of their internal chicken grease bladder

develop aids that can spread

peak gayness

the real version

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Kek, ransom where?!

Kek OC? on my /pol?

I don't want it.

YELLOW PERIL

fuck chyna
fuck chinks

also

op is a vatnik faggot kek

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muh gook tooth rhone!!

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This genuinely 2008 technology with better animations. Kinect failed for a reason nigga.

whoa memetech.
what is the actual use?

apple already has airplay which does the same exact thing but without the faggy hand gestures

Is that a Zune?

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Oh no what will we do without our comically small electronic devices?

Real men know technology peaked in the 80s

Retarded, useless, and can't wait to use it to hack devices.

It would have better if he could just slide is thumb to transfer the song, instead of a convoluted process.

I could make that.

It wouldnt be secure, but I could totally do it.

I doubt theirs is secure, but maybe its worth it for the gimmic

kek

you can now throw loli porn at people

or you can just press the "share" button

Never buy electronics from Amossad.com

w-what will happen if he trips while carrying the troubadour from the box?