THE MARKET HAS OPENED

China already hit their crash protection breakers just a couple hours into trading.
Seems they need to US more after all.

The narrative is only making American workers think the entire world was living off of them even more by the way.

He posted a TikTok version of the Anon Babble copypasta to his not Twitter account. Trump is 100% relying on "TRUST THE PLAN" retards to ram through the tariffs.

wow slovakia bro im sure the us market red numbers will affect you in real life thats why you are so excited heh?

all migatards can deflect with is ranting about the shadow troons in their walls meanwhile I haven't seen a single one the past like 3 years.

BUY THE DIP

NYSE hasn't opened yet. I have little doubt we will hit at least two of our circuit breakers.

As if a crash won't affect all of us

I'm just laughing at it lol

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CHAINA CHAINA

Plunge protection team activated by Tuesday.

You Jews, and golems, lost your foreskin.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=rQiHzcdUPAU

bought the dip

trump reverts tariffs

I make millions while retarded leftists lose it all

I hope EU keeps it calm and does NOT set counter tarrifs. That would be the final nail in coffin for world economy. Trump really screwed up big time and someone has to be the adult in the room.

these chinks are a trip

head chink panicked and countered then got rekt

now the chink wants the EU not to counter

HMMMMMMMMMM

Why we should react to the biggest tax of USA history? Let's isolate them and let's trade with China and Russia.
Fuck USD

Wtf are you smoking ? Take a break of that shit, it's monday morning.

Hard to get when is the dip as it may dip all way lower. But that’s general idea. I guess it is not about any trade war but massive insider trading scheme.

I have a better solution

EU crashes and chinks lose another place where they can shovel chunks hit for cheap

Thoughts?

I'M YELLING TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER

Dunno, i'd like to keep my job

Thoughts?

You go back to Turkey anon pasha

life is almost in order

great depression 2 hits

thanks burgers

The stock market is a jewish scheme to usurp control of industry and economy and should be outlawed under penalty of death.

imagine losing half your 501k in 3 days lmao

I'm glad I put my money on properties and treasury bounds lmao

You can keep your job back in chyna

Fuck outta here you worthless slant

Who lost money? I have gold, silver, and cash. Stocks are for kikes and poors that want to be kikes lol.

lol, zoom out :)

Good.

Beautiful.

The US economy will be standing on top.

Ok but in few days the gains of the whole 2024 were burnt
Ok, if you give money to live i'm with you

im still up bros....slightly

By the end of the week the uk economy will be dead.

Profits warnings. Bankruptcy protection. Layoffs. Part-closures. Future plans shelved. Talks with unions. It's over.

Remember we cant have a revival without first having the cleansing fire.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SLIDES ARE FUN!

Im down fucking 30% im gonna fucking kill myself

Keep me posted

EU should introduce digital tax to US companies.

Why didn't you buy chlorinated chicken? All you had to do.

He spent the lot on pork faggots and pea wet

Everyone with a brain played safe and bought usdt this weekend.
If the gov did, and buy back at the right time Trump could pay off a large chunk of the debt in one weekend.
Rinse and repeat.

at least all of 5 trans athletes won't play sports anymore!

I have heard there is a financial problem? qrd?

Amerigoys deserve it for being stupid enough to have their retirement funds tied to the stock market

This drop will help the non-boomers. As they will be now investing in the dip.... like the boomers did.

TIME TO DIE AMERILARDS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Can't find it. Can you link that post directly? Would like to see the comments.

Everyone has pensions tied to stocks, including India's pension system.

trying to find a job

can't because retard boomers make a restriction that you have to have x amount of years of experience to work for x company, ENTRY LEVEL no less

think my life is over

suddenly stock market crash 2025

things go up in flames

a little ounce of hope restored

Maybe things aren't so bad after all.

ah right

have no job

be depressed about it

markets crash, global recession, everyone loses their jobs so now I am just like everyone else

things aren't so bad after all

Make depression great again!

No that's not the case, there are corporate pension schemes that are tied to the stock market in India but there's a dedicated Employee provident fund and pension scheme run by the government that provides an alternative entirely independent of the stock market, at least as far as the outcome is concerned

America Status: Liberated

all hail president retard

Trumps crashing this economy with no survivors, sell everything

I've lost about 2K in my 401k. It's worth it to get the US economy back on track. Didn't lose much since it was on more conservative stock, not high gains. Pays to not be too greedy.
btw, Blackrock/Vanguard

The stock market was seriously overvalued anyway but still this won’t get your economy back on track you’ll be eating beans in no time sonny

*4k

Not my problem

SHOW
FUTURES

you idiots

upon learning the FTSE does not have a license to drop ten percent, a frantic searxh is now underway for the license to hit the circuit breakers. Health and Safety are standing by as is the royal college of electrical engineers.

tfw cashed out $45k of my retirement savings in December

Wish I had done more

he's just gonna continue blaming Biden, or if it gets really really bad, his own financial advisors, the fucker never takes responsibility

the sex is down

I'M YELLIN TIMBER
YOU BETTER MOVE
YOU BETTER DANCE

The stock market was seriously overvalued anyway

And this helped prevent a larger bubble burst from inevitably happening.

this won’t get your economy back on track

225,000 new jobs in March. Lowest gas price in years. Lower food, mortgage rates, and interest rates are predicted to drop further.

The economy hasn't looked as good since Trump was last in office. That is what the economy is all about.
The Middle Class grew by about 4% during Biden, while the top stockholders grew by 64%. The recent events have returned the wealth gap. Needs to drop more.

YEEEEEHAWWWWWW

youtube.com/watch?v=JM3fodiK9rY
trade war now

truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114279679572830449
It's literally the Anon Babble meme

Gold, silver, and the USD are all dropping too. Only morons hold on to them during a crash - sane people buy land, canned goods, and shotgun shells.

youtube.com/watch?v=Trs-SFvMtYo

Oh no! Some jews lost shareholder value! What will I do?

I want them to try to land a job. I want them to see how hard it actually is. I'm tired of hearing the same bullshit about how millennials, especially early 30 something millennials like me are lazy fucks who don't want to work when I actually do because that's the only way I can earn money. I get that people quit because they work hard and get paid fuck all, that's understandable, but I need to work in order to survive.

and another nothing burger

LIFE THE MANBOATS

yawn wake me up when the ayys land their ships on the wh lawn

It won't. It will only affect you if you had it good to begin with. I hope we have another great depression.

Nothing ever happens.

tap tap tap

HSI down 13% lmao
death to the CCP

intraday, I might add
it's -18% this past 30 days
mandate of heaven status: lost
chicom niggers status: picrel

Tariffs are the excuse, not the cause. This has been brewing since 2020.

it's remarkable that leftist mouth breathers would be content to continue being grifted by all these nations spoiled by american gratuity, thinking they shall never see an end to their own tariffs against the united states; and oh how they cry when they are applied to their own goods.

not for long

kek democrat support in the usa is at a record low

you lost looney troon.

Accelerate.

and its already recovering. no need to worry we are back to the greatest bullrun in history just like trump promised!

kek don't you have a pride march to attend and taxes to pay

It's the economy, stupid.

tsar good boyars bad

heh

has never studied historic currency collapse

precious metals are always a store of value during and after crashes/recessions. what you posted is literally, factually, incorrect. fuck off meme flag faggot

Kys MIGApede

just like in 2020 when the market was all red for a week, it will recover in a couple weeks. buy the dip dont be a faggot

inb4 muh chinese trinket is 3.30 instead of 3.30

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ECONOMY IS COLLAPSING ITS OVER

3.30 instead of 3.00

sorry

Lol

yeah thats the funny thing. everything is so cheap that even a 50% tariff is no big deal. especially not to the american burger flipper making min 100k dollars for it

Let's say I do, when is the best time to buy?

I don't gamble.

The market has opened

The market doesn't open for another 2.5 hours. This is all pre-market trading.

except for in the mirror every day

Can't eat gold or silver. If the collapse is bad enough that the government is gone, all the precious metals in the world are meaningless.

Question: why is gold and silver dropping right now if you are correct? Answer: Because actual economists know that they're only a buffer, not a solution and that, yes - there is a time to sell during a collapse too.

Gonna order another 5 ounces because of this post.

globalism is a race to the bottom for the working class, and a race to the top for the feudal lords. comparative advantages in a globalist world stem from how few civil rights each fiefdom has.

refusing to do business with countries that use child slave labor and have no safety practices would be a great start. refusing to do business with these countries will cause them to change. this will improve the lives of foreign lands, while also boosting the wages of american workers. the only people who benefit from the current system are our modern day are the owners of industry. no one else benefits - our entire economic policy and foreign affairs strategies are based on keeping this small group happy. its no deeper than that and the intellectualization of this issue or nitpicking of fine details misses the greater point. elected officials in the united states are serving the interests of the elite few, regardless of what country they come from. that's why fag european pharma companies get no bid contracts for covid "vaccines" and can sell frankenstein cures to obesity, for example.

I don't gamble.

but the jew gambles u

Feel free. May as well buy bitcoin too for all the good it'll do you

pump eet

Why do you need zionist Jew speculation to do any of those things?

Speculating and lending money at interest is a sin against God.

Islamic banks have to give zero interest loans to everyone.

I didn't have any. I support this.

My buddy my guy, there is no best time OK, that's retarded. Decided how much you want to invest first of all, then look at how much an ETF you like costs. Buy some every day, but spread that bitch out as best you can manage without copping fees. Buy directly from the fund if possible to pay $0 brokerage with some.
You buy one day, then the next day it's lower and you lost some money. Guess what? Buy a little more.
Same again the next day, if it keeps dropping just keep buying. Spread. It. Out. Look up dollar cost averaging if you care enough to learn more, otherwise, do this and enjoy a comfy ride on the way back up. Only the rich are hurting right now guys, if you only have like 10K to your name now is the time to change your future for the better. Don't be retarded folks, it's not catching a falling knife.

LMAO
TRUMPGAPED
Kikes, jeets, eurofaggots, and chinks SEETHING like I have never seen before
It is 90% of the Catalog
USAIDS but worldwide
All exposed as welfare niggers
Trump has blown so many holes wide open, worldwide, that it can only be measured in Megagapes

I voted for this

ITS GOING DOWN
IM YELLINGTIMBER
YOU BETTER MOVE
YOU BETTER DANCE

Holy cow this guy is truely dumb

Because he's not just printing more money?

America is collapsing.

What a time to be alive.

Die faggot

You're a welfare fag if you're investing money

American education

kek slam dunk on all of these faggots

*makes bomb dropping noises*

LOL
glad I sold off all my stocks a few years back

WE’RE GOIN’ DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOIN’ DOWN SWINGIN’

Did you use the money for some purchase? If not, it's not exactly the right thing to do.

Spent it on my kids

Kekkkkk

I own 5 shares of Nvidia that crashed. I'll just hold it for another year, who really cares desu. You don't rely on the stock market for your income unless you're a complete imbecile or very wealthy.

The New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) and Nasdaq, the main US stock exchanges, open for regular trading at 9:30 a.m. Eastern Time (ET)

Imagine it coming back in a post panic rally

But you're too much of a sniveling Kike to pretend otherwise

He posted on his website an X post of a tiktok post of a Anon Babble meme.
I hate the internet now.

What the fuck are you doing it for then goy?

I think Tesla might be 10x overpriced still. I think it will flatline to $35 this year.

I am financially ruined

Buying $23k in BTC

LFG!

you’ll be eating beans in no time sonny

I'm already Mexican.
You literally can't hurt me, I eat beans and have retard strength.

and no I don’t trade or participate.
I want Ford & Chevy to take the electric market and have 20k dollar electric cars with Lidar all over.

Buying BTC at $23k

LFG!

Go to 0

Weeeeeeee

crashing this economy, with no survivors
Babylon will fall

Good.

Buy high sell low.

America is collapsing.

Don't look at the other markets, KEK

gold has never held its value through a collapse.

Lmao.

I think gold is safu.

euro here
why should i be seething?
its just a bunch of kikes

i voted for fucking global pandemonium

i got -7.25%

well, shit, damn, hell, and fuck.

dumb money
100% deserved.

It's going to get worse

lol stay mad

buy the dip

dude he’s dumb !

Haha you lost man

Only 8% of Americans are invested in the stock market.

youtu.be/Ova6Rk-5mtQ?si=RStcGc2UrMSGd9BR

BEAR MARKET BABY! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Genociding Is also against God's commandments and here you are Burgers,here you are wishing for the dead of your brothers, thats not what God intended, thats not what the bible say, Christians In their entire history have been everything except good Christians.

You should have used
Were going down down in an earlier round
And sugar, were goin down swinging

WE ARE GOING DOWN TO EARTHS CORE!!!!

youtu.be/uhG-vLZrb-g

I LOVE
WATCHING THE JEWISH MUTT EMPIRE

COLLAPSE // IMPLODE

SAME
HERE
ANON

Sad

Nice GIB CHEAPIES

Boomer cope is the most succulent nectar

He wants fed to lower interest rates, what do you think that means

people who believe in god become targets of genocide

don't believe in genociding their enemy so they can't defend themselves over the course of time

really looking forward to when the "god gene" is finally removed from humanity through natural selection so I don't have to hear retarded shit like this anymore

be me

own nothing

stock market crashes

people lose their livelihood

my life is unchanged

Lol, lmao

the only people who benefit from the current system are our modern day are the owners of industry. no one else benefits - our entire economic policy and foreign affairs strategies are based on keeping this small group happy. its no deeper than that and the intellectualization of this issue or nitpicking of fine details misses the greater point.

100% correct anon. Awesome effort post.

It's still to high, we need to see it hit a 10% decrease. Just checked most stocks are down 4%

BABY ARE YOU DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN

DOOOOOOOOOWN

DOOOOOOOOOOOOWN

EVEN WHEN THE SKY IS FALLING DOWN

Until (((they))) consume you out of spite. Goyboytoy

Trust the plan. Trump wants to economically destroy China. China's hang seng down 13% and it will be down another 13% tomorrow. Meanwhile today will end only 4-5% down for US. Trumpmis clearly holding all the cards.

Owning nothing and most importantly having no debt, is just as big of a winning position as taking your profits early.
Everyone else is going to get fucked at varying levels. Especially the retards buying the "dip".

Why is the left so butthurt over this? Don't they want to tax the rich? Trump literally gave you what you asked for.

This. 5% is nothing. Don't be a weak coward. We're fighting a war here.

Housing market is next. Day of the pillow is here.

They wanted to be the ones to do it.

Answer to your question in pic related

Yeah only the rich have investments

Stockfags deserve what they get, i plated ball with my dogs this morning because it was sunny, cant buy that feeling

well yes, this is just a fact that as long as you are not in a state of extreme deprivation, happiness is not so much tied to absolute wealth as it is to how you are doing in comparison to your peers

It probably won't even reach 5%. Right now it's at 3%. It could even end at 2%. China is fucked. They have to bend the knee and make a deal. They can't afford another -13% day.

Investments aren't getting taxed. Businesses are getting taxed.

we are safe bros

It's easy to tell your citizens that you're going to "weather the storm" and stick it to the americans until they actually start to see blood.

already rallying

nothing ever happens

dead cat bounce

I voted for this! Keep moving it to treasury bonds you fuckers! We're winning!

I made a bunch of money shorting apple and costco. stay poor. stay mad. cope. seethe. dilate.

*guiter humm*

*druu chun chun*

SAY IT AINT SOO OOO OOOOOO.....
youtube.com/watch?v=ENXvZ9YRjbo

HAPPENING IS OVER

poor kitty

Your dad just lost his 401k and is gonna bust your fucking head open.

MUH SHINY ROCKS

Kill yourself

I don't have money in stocks

DJIA up 1%

Trannysisters... our response ?

BEARKEKS ON SUICIDEWATCH
BULLCHADS CAN'T STOP WINNING

When they started talking circuit breakers I knew it was going to pump.

None of this changes the underlying fundamentals. Plunge protection team is obviously at work here (like who the fuck would buy Tesla right now?) and the real economy is still in incredible trouble.

tesla

Musk stepped back from being the face of DOGE a week ago. People are already forgetting and within another week Tesla won’t even be targeted by trannies anymore

Based plan truster.

Imagine being china right now down 13% seething coping and witnessing USA UP 4%! KEK Xi has to bend the knee. Chinks lost. Sad!

Rolling on the floor laughing etc

Actually I take this post back, the realist in me says to wait and see if it's a dead cat bounce before getting all proud and haughty and whatnot

HSI is down 20% on the month
Xi won't live to see the end of the year, calling it now

It's going down again lol

Yeah I kinda figured this was the case. Oh well, maybe we'll build a better market in the next epoch of civilization, we'll get it right then.

its going up again

It took me since September to find a job and the only one to hire me was my old company Amazon. Fuck this job market.

kek, I noticed yesterday some of the YouTube grifters were picking up on that meme like it was real too. And now Trump has it... The good news is there's no reason to panic sell because even if you can save your money it's not going to be worth anything by the time he's done, lol

Destroying the economy and my retirement savings to own the trannies!

I voted for this.

IT ALL

RETURNS

TO NOTHIIIIIING

Genociding enemies

You are the invaders faggot,you make your enemies, Christianity Is pure hypocricy.

HSI, A HONG KONG STOCK MARKET

KEK, ARE YOU FUCKIN RETARDED?

we all lost the election you stupid cunt
if you're not regretting voting trump you're an imbecile

dead cat bounce because he announced 90 day pause on tarrifs.
its too late though faith in the US market has been shattered, the damage is done and the rest of the world is scrambling to move their trade elsewhere. It'll just be more gradual