AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND YOU THOUGHT YOU’D BE SAFE
Now crypto is cratering
Yup, I lost everything. Not sure what to do with myself anymore
Stocks down
Foreign markets down
Crypto down
PMs down
Bond yield down
Dollar down
It all returns to nothing.
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
I wish I could by in at 9k again.
I was too poor to get much last time.
Bitcoin going to a buck fiddy.
THANK YOU DONALD
He wanted green
Should have voted Jill
kill yourself
the fuckers who made it impossible for me to make my own gaming PC are being punished
Now this is based.
I will be laughing from behind my Switch 1.
Non-commodity with no technicals is actually a liquidation pool for hedge funds to buy up stocks when they crash
Trump advocates for crypto
Yeah, it’s plainly obvious what’s about to happen here.
I am safe... in Black Monday coin!
People are pulling money out to buy stocks
If shit were about to crash people would be buying up crypto
It will happen, people will fall for it. The stupidity gradient of the universe MUST BE SATISFIED.
what exactly is a "bitcoin"?
Hmm. If it crashed more I might be able to finally buy btc.
People are pulling money out to buy stocks
ahahahaha
"You let me use so many CPU cycles, so here's invisible money based on that value."
This is always the case. When real money goes down, meme money crashes.
zoom out
a line in a database
Can you talk about anything other than the stock market? It was worth 500% less than it is now a mere decade ago and everything functioned just fine. Can you understand that it's a casino already and that nothing's going to change if it goes to 0? Can you? Can you understand this simple concept yet? No? Fuck's sake... the most retarded board on all Anon Babble.
Get a job asap.
In the trades. HVAC, plumbing, construction, fishing on crab boats. Do something like that.
still higher than just 6 months ago
Nothing is going to happen
Bought BTC three years ago. No regrets.
I MCfucking love being poor!
Thanks Mr President!
Why would anyone care about a made up digital currency?
Do you worry about Monopoly money too, kek?
still higher then when I bought in July 2024
Damn, this crash seem pathetic.
you could literally see this crash coming from a mile away 3 weeks ago
why didn’t you tether up?
or are you wrekt from leverage? in that case lol
Pop the bubble!
If the stock market losses value so it's current value is the same as it was 10 years ago it doesn't mean that the economy is in the same place it was 10 years ago.
The funny thing is there is no consensus on anything as all the numbers are now just based on feels instead of anything concrete and none of them actually mean anything.
oh noooo not the CHINK COINS HUSTLE!!!!!
But they control your life nevertheless. Behold the Oracle!
Yeah that’s a real funny thing, Chang Micropenis
You’ll be alright lad, just hold onto it.
All this fictional unreal money is disappearing off a screen.. oh no what shall we do?
Flee, run for your lives!
Actually, the wooden wall will hold.
Oh dear, is this a.. melty?
nice "store of value"
good, fuck rich people and FUCK greedy poor people
kill yourself
Muh casino analogy
Damn you're retarded
The stock market hasn't been based on metrics for a long time.
just wait it out and don't check your portfolio for the time being
if you've got a job, youv'e got nothing to worry about
I thought that crypto was supposed to be a hedge against normal finance and the dollar. Lol
yes, but you don't understand. actually what's happening is that trump policies are so successful that the value of the USD is skyrocketing. the value of crypto remains unchanged, it's just adjusting to the new value of the USD.
GoldCHADS ww@?
This, if I had stayed the course since 2009 I would be rich from doing nothing.
Of course there is consensus that a recession or even a depression is coming. The amount of Trumpie cope on this board right now is ridiculous. Your boy fucked up
Crypto bros ruined is the best to ever happen. Hope btc hits 25k again
The US have been in a recession for years now, they changed the definition and continued on like nothing happened, it is all narrative instead of anything concrete now is the point.
This is a far deeper recession expected than whatever quasi-recession has been happening since covid
dont worry, after the tariffs take effect there will be well paid jobs in the microship industry and iphones
Why are you just making up shit? Factories take years to build. No factories have even started building. Unless you're content living on the street until construction is complete, there is no job in manufacturing waiting for you.
See, it's already been redefined again from one post to the next.
I'm quoting an estimate from the federal reserve about GDP contraction you idiot. Do you even know what that means?
there are a bunch of abandoned factories in chicago wainting to be reactivated
youre buying into plebstreets narrative
You can't just take an empty building and have an entire high-tech factory running in months. The time consuming part is not the building but the complicated parts like setting up lithography.
Get a job building factories kek or wait 2 weeks for everything to go back to normal
revenge for when they made GPU's so expensive. fuck crypto cvcks.
Yah big money is done with risky bets.
crypto is chink coins hoarded by bugmen scammers
russians built a giant drone factory in six months and it's currently pumping out enough large drones to strike hrukraine 3500 times a month. if they can do it, so can we (granted they did bring over tens of thousands of north koreans to build it for slave wages, but we have poles don't we?)
I dont own any of those i dont care if stocks which are 99.5%owned by the .5% are crashing
Fuck em i hope the drop is going titanic mode
i put off buying crypto for years until just two months ago, now down 20%. kinda figures
Days like these we always need to remind ourselves of fundamental economics: what do you do with bitcoin? Is it a metaphorical dildo you use to fuck yourself in the ass?
Crypto has followed the stock market since 2019 with this stuff. It's tied into futures now
You try to scam someone to buy your blipcoins that you bought with scammed gift cards and get on the next plane leaving the shithole of chyna, bindia, etc
Rine must go up
Prease understand
Ever since kikes and boomers got involved
I brought my first btc back in august and im still up by alot, youre all just being manipulated by (((them))) trying to take down trump
Also gonna be sure to buy more now and especially more eth, because it'll 100% be back and bigger, just depends on how long I need to wait
>Bond yield down
That means bonds are up
Pokemon up
She has my vote
You didn't lose shit if you didn't hit sell. There will be a counter-tred rally from May to August, we will make a higher low, sell then. Buy back March 2026
Get a job building factories kek or wait 2 weeks for everything to go back to normal.
Don't have to buy a new iPhone every year. Smart people will wait for the US plants. The China plants can still supply the rest of the world.
cool story chink
in other news, can you imagine an entire sweatshop state like chyna farming chink coins for a decade which then get turned into air
The bear has left its cave
I don't think bond yields exist in Romania. There is no fluctuation of price, everything is fixed.
Monopoly money.
I am completely unbothered by this.
Damn, that's an absolute anal rape.
only if you’re a Degen non-white gambler
it’s like people forgot what these asian animals are like and why chink coin mania even exists
Best advice in the bake.
Im whiter than you nigger
Trumps giving everyone discounted chainlink
well you cycle flags like a wumao chink or a cockhole refugee working for scraps, pick your poison
CHADMAN
Good kek
You can always enlist to die for pissrael