They brought dire wolves back

Why the FUCK would you bring back something with six hit dice? How about something with one hit die, like a Worg or a Stirge? FUCK!

I was thinking this also

Romulus and Remus

I can't breed!!!!!

this is stupid the west has collapsed (because I have no girlfriend)

Well, you know. Liberals.

extending hunting season with big bad guns. >:(

resurrecting an extinct predator to unleash into the wild to devour all. :D

i thought dire wolves were only in video games

In ten years, all of the pit mommies will have dire wolves instead.

Damn he was a great writer in his prime, what a shame what happened

rolling for total de-extinction

ancient harry potter

Calling Poe’s Law

jealous?

looks like [dire wolves] are back on the menu boys

time.com/7274542/colossal-dire-wolf/

Romulus and Remus are doing what puppies do: chasing, tussling, nipping, nuzzling. But there’s something very un-puppylike about the snowy white 6-month olds—their size, for starters.

Classic mutt misconception. First thought goes to Harry Potter instead of reading the about the topic.

shouldn't it be called Lupa then?

Le epic troll right?....RIGHT? ?

Ah, a man of education in here.

The is the cure to walkable 15 minute cities.

maybe it's cold out.

I get that this is a joke, but they named the third one Khaleesi after game of thrones, which is very cringe
Romulus and Remus is a cool name.

Maybe we should just reintroduce not so long extinct animals instead of making direwolves. Like the Thylacine or Tasmanian Wolf or many others.

There's two of them. Canines have litters. See

the mamma wolf is called Lupa, romulus and remus were humans. There is one dire wolf, I'm saying it should probably have been named Lupa

how can you tell there's nothing to compare it against

Great, more deranged, amnesiac species (like humans)

You must be brown, because you literally ignored everything I said.

There is three.
See

We're still trying to find tasmanian tigers because we think they're still alive somewhere in Papa New Guinea.

that's if you were going down the ancient mythology route, may as well just call it Alan or something

check flag

yep, 3rd world education at work

Its like a wolf, but dire!

I'm not visiting so gay paywall website if that's what you mean?

*some

A husky at the same age is probably half his size.

Remus has a twin named Romulus, they also have a younger female named Khalessi. You should be getting mad at white women for that one, brown faggot. Time also isn't a paywall site.

canines have litters? It wasn't an artificially IVF job then? The mum fucked a dire wolf did she?

amerimutts

MOMIJI
LIVES

AWOOO

When's that fucking Soros-funded fagazine gonna finally go extinct

That would be cool. They look really unique and prehistorical

No they won't. Wolves mentally develop into adults, while most domestic dogs are mentally stuck as teenagers.

Wolves don't put up with trailer trash human antics.

may 12 2025

Freaking sweet. The JWA can now possibly repopulate Japan with actual Japanese wolves.

A dire snake gave me dire AIDS.
Fortunately Canada has free healthcare so they cured me of my dire AIDS (I still had AIDS but it was no longer dire).

using domestic dogs as surrogate mothers, brought Romulus, Remus, and their sister, 2-month-old Khaleesi, into the world during three separate births last fall and this winter

3 separate births with different mothers. Who's the nigger now?

Probably when he does.

Go back and look up the origins of the words and you can see how much of a hack Rowling is

Hello students I'm your new teacher, Professor Wolf Werewolf

lmao

Dire wolves aren’t the massive wolves you see in pop culture. Dimensionally they are similar in size to gray wolves, just bulkier. They also aren’t true wolves. They’re genetically closer to jackals than to true wolves.

endangered species could be changed forever

They are absolutely retarded. This wasn't an endangered species, it was already extinct. They seem to suggest we'll solve our ecological problems by burying the whole planet in several inches of technology. Yes of course, we'll 3D prints animals in the future, much more convenient

Is this a hoax?

Wolves are very majestic from a distance but goddamn they are huge niggers. There's a reason humanity feared them for most of human history and killed the shit out of them once they had the chance. They're not cute puppy dogs. They're like mini bears that live in large packs. Imagine 20-30 large pitbulls roaming around in the woods except they are smart and not dumb as a brick and are way bigger than pitbulls.

They also aren’t true wolves. They’re genetically closer to jackals than to true wolves.

Genetics are a hell of a drug. Lots of animals are named because visually or via bones we think they're closely related to similar looking species. Then we do DNA sequencing and it turns out they're related to fucking whales.

He's named after one of the founders of rome you dumb fucking nigger

Try reading the article retard

At their young age they already measure nearly 4 ft. long, tip the scales at 80 lb., and could grow to 6 ft. and 150 lb

Fuckers are going to be the size of a horse. Also they hate people so hopefully they eat a few scientists

this, we should bulldoze the forest and build barcades instead

By the way after reading it they just gene edited gray wolves to be bigger and slightly different looking, they did not bring back direwolves.

So time is an ass for claiming that...

They're not cute puppy dogs

?
youtube.com/watch?v=Sf1ByaF-I8M

They doing the Dodo next. Bet they taste great.

Neet! We should release the dire wolves along the northern and southern border and declare the border territories wildlife sanctuaries.

I can’t wait until I can fucking hunt them.

let me guess it's some genetively modified wolf with some activated genetic features to make it look like a Dire Wolf but not an actual Dire Wolf. And they're looking for money.

Dire wolfs for the north, Sabertooth tiger for the south

It’s the Jurassic Park problem. They aren’t bringing anything back; they are editing current animals to look what we imagine ancient animals looked like

China cant wait to eat them or see if powdered organ parts make thier dicks hard

are they frens?

still bretty kuul tho

Sabertooth

Now this is one that should stay extinct.

Need giant sharks next

Then there’s their behavior: the angelic exuberance puppies exhibit in the presence of humans—trotting up for hugs, belly rubs, kisses—is completely absent. They keep their distance, retreating if a person approaches. Even one of the handlers who raised them from birth can get only so close before Romulus and Remus flinch and retreat. This isn’t domestic canine behavior, this is wild lupine behavior: the pups are wolves.

damn..Time to make it extinct again, you know what to do, burgerbros

Kill yourself

The article is from May 2025 so it can't be April fools.

We already have wolves, we don't have woolly mammoths or dinosaurs. Let me know when something cool comes out

How is that thing not dead from exposure to modern pathogens

they’re gonna grow to the estimated size projection of their extinct counterpart you regard!

Woah really? Damn I’m so foolish

I guess 6 foot long means 4' tall. Small pony sized. Sure hope it eats the people caging it. Poor fellas not meant for captivity

No. Release them in Africa and Asia.
This.

Mostly that we can (re-)extinct them at leisure.

Proof of these animals existing 10,000 years ago?

release extinct predator back into the wild

inbred farmer shoots it on sight to protect his $300 sheep

Still 50 lbs heavier than a grew wolf, douchebag, that alot more strength animal wise

They doing the Dodo next. Bet they taste great.

Dutch sailors used to eat them a lot and commented they were very tasty.
But given the state of Dutch cuisine at the time that doesn't mean much.

Yes, you are correct.
Yeah it's cool, but idk whether it's ethical. They are smart animals. Most animal testing is like this though. :/
Kek

Muttoid-bro, I....

non-frens faggots can fuck right off, your words glide right off of me

Dimensionally they are similar in size to gray wolves, just bulkier.

Can you read nigger?

refugee boats fear the prehistoric sharks

lolwut

“We are an evolutionary force at this point,” says Beth Shapiro, Colossal’s chief science officer

Someone has never watched Jurassic Park.

Dire wolves were intentionally exterminated because they were such a nuisance

Would be a cool way to solve the refugee crisis kek

Signal that America is the new Rome

Do you not know how magazines work?

Dire wolves died out during the late Pleistocene extinctions tardo

This is extremely racist

I dont care about Dire Wolves, I want wooly mammoths roaming Canada

its the same size as a normal wolf, just reskinned.

that would be great DLC for man eater

this is a dire wolf. It wolfs dire

May 12th 2025

Hasn't happened yet

Wait. This is real and not some type of viral marketing thing? How the fuck did this go under the radar and is it a pure dire wolf?

What are the political implications of de-extincting animals?

Dinosaur women who can breed with human men

Maybe I'm thinking of wolves in general then

At least in Europe. There's a lot of stories about Wolves fucking up entire villages and certain wolf hunters that went around slaying them, that's where a lot of folk lore comes from. Probably where the concept of the Witcher comes from.

fucking autist ass comment, what were you thinking?

Did they really bring the species back from extinction? I always thought extinct species had to be mixed with a living close relative so we'll never get an animal more than 50% of species.

Mi dag

My hottest take is that evolution didn't stop and some animals are supposed to go extinct. Also invasive species is just a result of more globalized world and a natural process too.

Claro que le pusieron el nombre de un maldito personaje de Harry Potter que es un hombre lobo. Tenemos que sacar a las mujeres de las ciencias jajaja

The political implications are not good. Once science can officially revive animals, the "endangered" label loses it's impact, and we will be free to drive every single species into extinction in search of corporate profits because "well we can just bring them back if we want to"

He was thinking that this is a flammenwerfer, it werfers flammen.

is it a pure dire wolf?

They decoded the dire wolf genome from fossil DNA and then edited living grey wolf cells to match it, then cloned those cells to create the embryos that grew into the wolf.

Would you suck on a wolf toddy?

It depends on the wolf I guess

So I'm reading that's there's no actual dire wolf dna in this animal that they're calling a dire wolf. WTF is the point here?

I'm not going to bother reading this thread, just tell me if there are any christfags sperging about satanic scientists playing god

They should bring back the woolly mammoth and make a skyrim themed zoo

At least they named the other after this banger
youtube.com/watch?v=uBO_366ngIc

according to their claims they sequenced their genome. then, swapped the extra genes to the cells of a close species, and removed the extra genes. then used surrogate dog mothers to gestate them. so their genome is identical to a direwolf's according to their claims

canids already share a lot of dna so it's just a matter of swapping some genes

It’s grey wolf DNA edited to replicate the genome of the dire wolf. An exact copy but not a true dire wolf.
This will be the case with every other animal this company intends to “de-extinct” mind you.

Interesting. I have to read more about it. I'm surprised it looks so much like a gray wolf since dire wolves weren't actual wolves

An exact copy but not a true dire wolf

I thought dire wolves were more like giant dholes. Maybe I was wrong.

Remus

Of course they name him after a fucking Harry Potter character who is a werewolf. We need to remove women from the sciences.

What the fuck. How are you this fucking retarded!?

Let me put it in terms a fellow burger can better understand.
This Panzer M4 tactical is a Turkish made exact copy of the Italian Benelli M4 shotgun. But it isn’t a true Benelli M4.

It's gonna be interesting how they create a population of these animals when there's no genetic diversity

s Panzer M4 tactical

these are fucking fun, more fun then my benellis

KEK this is cool but retarded wolves even regular ones are very smart and the only thing separating these ones from escape is a 10 ft fence. Wolves know how to dig under fences as well, even if these ones don't escape all it will take is a male regular wolf or a bitch in heat to enter the enclosure and get pregnant or a regular wolf to impregnate the female and you'd have gene escape and massive wolves roaming the wilds again. Dire wolves died out 10,000 years ago and not because humans the world was still almost completely wild then in their range, they died out because evolutionarily they evolved different traits into normal wolves not just disappeared entirely

They are probably sterile

explain if you would

American education strikes again. Put me in the screencap.

so what are the differences?

That’s because it’s a gray wolf genetically edited to replicate the genome of a dire wolf

Prove the chinese didnt eat them all

Wow. What could possibly go wrong?

They frontload the publication date, what is printed on the cover is not the actual day the rag ships to retail outlets.

They’re over here making dire wolves when they should be making an anti-wood tick that kills other ticks with Lyme disease. Also I want the megladon brought back for kicks, all these fags on their paddle boards and kayaks in the ocean can have fun with that

the article says

The scientists then rewrote the 14 key genes in the cell’s nucleus to match those of the dire wolf; no ancient dire wolf DNA was actually spliced into the gray wolf’s genome.

so grey wolves are already basically just further evolved dire wolves

megladon

people see these from time to time

Life, uh, finds a way.

In movies

I can't so I now also accept as a potentially viable theory your take that the Chinese ate them all

i would still take their claims with a grain of salt because their team leads are she-jews and their venture looks like the typical jewish hi-tech scam where they make marvelous claims about a new tech they're developing which turns out to be false. but if they're really doing it, kudos to them, it's wonderful.
if they are 100% identical (note the 100%) one could argue there's no difference, but you could build a ship of theseus case with your argument i guess

Imagine if dachshunds cease to exist. Then someone comes along and edits the genes of a corgi to be genetically identical to them.
That’s pretty much it.

they literally only have the tooth to go by. Science is full of shit like this

Kek what a wonderful analogy.

If we're bringing back extinct super predators, let's not beat around the bush.

That's a cute bear man, you got a coke by the way?

Bring back neanderthals, replace the race war with a species war.

Wolves and bears?
White women are going to love this.

Is that Sam Hyde on the right?
Did he kill that species?
He can't keep getting away with it.

No they don’t.
If they are seeing a massive shark, it certainly isn’t a megalodon

Great whites are big but definitely not megalodon sized. Anon is thinking of great whites. Megalodon were estimated to be horrifyingly big.

Migrants*

The May 12, 2025, TIME cover by Jeffrey Kluger claims Remus, a dire wolf, is the first in over 10,000 years. However, as of April 7, 2025, Colossal Biosciences only genetically engineered dire wolf pups using CRISPR and gray wolf DNA, with births in October 2024 and January 2025. No true resurrection of a 10,000-year-old species occurred; it’s a genetic edit. The cover’s claim may be exaggerated.

It is not a dire wolf, but a dire wolf LOOKING grey wolf. Basically eugenics with extra steps.
They eg. literally changed the way it is "white" from established examples that dire wolves had to a "more elegant way" that some wolves have and selected only certain known markers of dire wolves. They are disgusting mutts. They COULD create dire wolves but they chose not too.
That is incorrect. The niggers that created faux-dire wolves also discovered the dire wolves are ultimately a result of a hybridisation event 2-3 millions years ago, with grey wolf ancestor and more general canid ancestor

My guess it is a beta test before injecting enough Neandertal or even "ghost nigger" genes back and then claiming these arent human enough and they can do everything they want.
They are NOT dire wolves. They are edited SFW dire wolf flavourd gray wolves.

There’s people out there that legitimately believe there’s still megalodons around a.

The Dodo should be brought back so I can eat it at thanksgiving.

dire wolf

It's a fluffy boi

Is this really what they looked like? Or is it just a husky with some wolf genes or something and were all being tricked?

Anon is thinking of great whites

I am talking about megalodons. People claim to see them from time to time. I doubt they are actually seeing them but there are claims of giant sharks. A simple jewgle search will show you this

No, it isn’t a true direwolf

Thanks, i just read

third sentence doesn't have a period
editors need to be fired

I don't know but we need to learn to live with/ coexist with predator animals some how.
humans drive away predator animals from our areas like wolves and coyotes and then the animals they eat breed out of control and become a pest. nature has a good balance that keeps everything in check and in reasonable numbers.

so they got defective jeans, no worries, ngmi

What are the political implications of de-extincting animals?

the mother nature. That lady makes coyotes, foxes and cats grow bigger since the wolves were gone. and it is simpler to have wolves than fucking coyotes organize and fucking steal children.

Colossal says it plans to restore the dire wolf as a viable species and secure ecological preserves for it on Indigenous land in North America.

yea thats not going to end badly..

True, but there's some kind of comms going on with this.
Romulus and Remus represent Rome (Vatican).
picrel "UN has declared : everyone has a price"

???

No they don't see megalodons. If there were any alive we would know it because the amount of food it needed to survive would bring it into contact with humans. It wasn't a giant squid like creature that could hang out in the abyss for most of its existence.

Science is full of shit like this

yeah, that shit is gay. I don't understand why they can make up a bunch of shit just because of one fossil

Yes and there's also a race of underwater shark people. And the moon is made of cheese.

comms literacy vs my comms aware: can you explain?

Fossilized megalodon vertebrae have been found, dumbass.

Can you read nigger?

Right in an animal that's about 25 pounds more muscle meaning a dire wolf is far stronger.

I don't care.

How is that thing not dead from exposure to modern pathogens

Bacterial load from the mother they used maybe? I think dire wolves went extinct because of humans hunting them to oblivion, not pathogens anyway.

so it would be indistinguishable from another dachund? I don't get what the actual difference is. I understand the DNA has been manually edited, but if that is all there is to go on, then surely the end result would be the same too?

that's bollocks for a start, they have cartilage skeletons

The Dodo should be brought back so I can eat it at thanksgiving.

I heard they were very tasty lets do it.

THIS is who votes for Trump, hahahahah.

Can you imagine how awesome it would be if a drone taking footage from some inflatable raft filled with Somalis looking to beach on the shores of Italy , being just swallowed in one massive gulp by a Megaladon.

rich people will get better zoos

I would feel bad for the shark, eating shitskins cant be healthy

imagine all the weird shit the chinese are going to bring back and then eat in the wutan markets

they are bigger and smarter than regular wolves and they eat alot more
part of why they went extinct cuz the big animals all died out after the ice age

Yes, and Nimrod means idiot.

Literally everything in Harry Potter is a reference to something else.

How big do these fuckers get and when is the horror movie coming out?

Kek

imagine all the weird shit the chinese are going to bring back and then eat in the wutan markets

Oh shit that's a great point kek.

Cartilage can fossilize, retard.

Don't worry goy, I'm sure you'll love the vampires and werewolves.
The next pandemic will have a slightly different flavor.

PUPPY DOG!!! :D

Yea but the DNA is still that of a corgi in that analogy. It would just look like a dachshund.

they most likely went extinct because the megafauna they depended on went extinct

can you ride them into combat? that would be badass if we get cyborg dire wolves in wars.

they most likely went extinct because the megafauna they depended on went extinct

Some experts feel that man, in competition with the Dire Wolf’s larger prey, contributed to the Dire Wolf’s eventual extinction as they competed with each other. Along with fire, clothing, and weapons, man may have also brought disease. But again, this theory still leaves the question of why the Dire Wolf did not withstand man while the Gray Wolf flourished. Still other scientists believe warmer climates and less big game led to its complete extinction along with the Mastodon, the Giant Ground Sloth and the Woolly Mammoth.

Seems scientists don't know and it could be a combination of the 3 factors which is a scientist shrugging his shoulders.

I mean it's interesting what they did, but from what I'm reading they edited some key traits in the gray wolf genome to make them dire wolf like. That's not exactly creating a dire wolf. You need to actually replace the whole genome, but still pretty cool

But that took longer, like with the Sabertooth tiger, who was specialized on large prey.
Instead I assume they went the usual way: being outcompeted by something else, because of some inadequacy. Maybe they were geared towards the ice age? And when that ended other species migrating had an advantage because it wasn't ice age anymore, driving back their range, and at that point they became vulnerable to being wiped out either by further changes in the environment or by humans.

Where did they get the dire wolf DNA?

You can plain see from the image that no, you cannot ride them unless you are a child or maybe a white woman, in which case the wolf will be on top.

did someone say Dire Wolf?

Fossilized teeth and inner ear bones. They then edited gray wolf DNA to match it.

They have the full dire wolf genome that they extracted from skeletons/teeth, but this is only a partial edit of some gray wolf genes to make them more dire wolf like from what I gather

Maybe some day in the future scientists will bring back white people.

bait of epic proportions hats off sir

We don't get Yoitsu/Mononoke wolves

THEN WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT?!

edit all the differences out of the DNA, making it match the dire wolf completely

well, they only edited part of the gray wolf dna

You only need to edit part of it since most of the code is the same.
If one goes AATCGATT and the other goes AATCGATA and you edit that last T into an A then you have only 'partially edited' the code, but functionally altered the gene expression totally.

Extinct species are being revived

We are so BACK Megaslothbros!

The dire wolf genome analyzed to determine what those changes were was extracted from two ancient samples—one a 13,000-year-old tooth found in Sheridan Pit, Ohio, the other a 72,000-year-old ear bone unearthed in American Falls, Idaho. The samples were lent by the museums that house them.

Found this, how faithful it is to the original and how much has been edited to fill the gaps?
Apparently it's also the same guys who said they were bringing back wooly mammoths a few years ago.

what makes a dog a corgi instead of a daschund? genetically, once a few genes are changed there's no difference between a daschund born from a daschund and a daschund created with gene editing

WE
WUZ
WEIMERIMUTTS

how faithful it is to the original

100%, why do you people not read? There are no gaps. They have a full genome of the dire wolf.

Cool. Something new/old for the ranchers to complain about.

AWWWWOOOOOOOing intensifies

We are an evolutionary force at this point,” says Beth Shapiro,

Shapiro as an evolutionary force. We are doomed.

It's bullshit. Just like the woolly mice. They selectively bred animals that are easy to selectively breed, then lied to the public.

Trusting the Experts™

In the 2,025th year of the Age of Pisces

They have a full genome of the dire wolf.

Dixit Colossal CEO but not verified by third parties as of yet.

Put me in the screencap

none.
if you're going to post news story then post link newfag

I've seen a lot of this fucking kike being posted around here lately.

imagine spending billions of dollars and thousands of hours of manpower to bring back species that couldn't cut it while claiming to believe in natural selection

It's pretty dire for a wolf.

I'm surprised anons had so much to say about this, and shit is normie reddit tier. are these bots?

I already have special handloads.

white people?

We’re already in a species war, with niggers.

It will be gray wolf larping as a dire wolf. It will never be a true dire wolf, they all died out!

Mostly, and glowniggers. Big stories like this are always Operation Mockingbird hot pieces. They are assigned as many agents and bots as possible. They want you to think science is still advancing when it's actually fucking dying before your eyes. Fraud has gotten so bad in science right now that the entire endeavor is about to collapse along with academia itself. That's why they break out horseshit stories like this.

It's a dire situation.

You know we have the skeletons of dire wolves, right? This isn't like dinosaurs where we get a claw and extrapolate; these animals lived at the same time as humans. We, in fact, drove them to extinction because they are/were one of our few natural predators.

The age of old is back. South America once had equivalents of Wolves, Dusicyon genus. Some were even domesticated by our ancestors.

Lets bring back a single dire wolf, an animal who is most likely highly social.

Kinda fucked up.

I predicted the biological arms race many years back. Some good will come from it, much bad though.

horseshit stories

yeah, once you recognize most of the news is that makes shit like this interesting, its dripping with comms, and a coverpiece on Time.
not to mention its a rare not-rage-bait post on the catalog (stands out).

we'll have to kill them all again
and we will

It's being posted all over Anon Babble. And has huge engagement. It's fake. The funniest thing is, the DOG on that cover isn't even a real wolf. The "wolves" in america come from domestic stock that was selectively bred to produce colors like white and black. That's why whenever you see "wild" wolves in North America, they have batshit insane coloration instead of the normal, grey agouti wild type color. So not only is this NOT a Dire Wolf, it's stock isn't even real GREY Wolf.

Dinosaurs and human being existed at the same time. They weren't alive "millions of years ago" because God created the Earth 6000 years ago. You were tricked by (((science))).

I am extremely disappointed if you are correct... More by the lying than anything.

Yes
They just found out a famous alzhiemers study 20 years ago was faked and billiond have been thrown away going down that path to nowhere

Everything is lies these days. It's the single thing that irritates me most about modernity.

My ancestors would comb the state of Mato Grosso hunting the SANUs and Xenarthrans who inhabited the Great American South.

Most science is fake these days. Just midwits chasing grant money and fame.

These are kikes.

Cope, they wont let goyim own these.

I'm pretty sure outright telling people that some Lab Canid is a Dire Wolf by genetic standing if it isn't, would be legally actionable in court of law, nevermind public opinion.

lies have a better ROI than actually doing stuff.
NASA for example.
imagine how incompetent people will be in 50 years.

HAHAHAHAHA bro you have no idea how fucked science is right now. Fraud is the norm. And who's going to call anyone out? These are all academy trained shitlibs. Why do you think none of their results can be repeated and nobody calls them out on any of it? It's pure malice, not incompetence. It's so fucking easy to cherry pick stats holy shit. You barely even have to try.

Clossal biosciences is doing some amazing work. Their artificial womb technology may have just solved the implantation problem.

msn.com/en-us/news/technology/thylacine-de-extinction-achieves-mid-gestation-marsupial-embryo-development-in-artificial-uterus/ar-AA1xg1yK

Correct.

Depends what sort of legal jargon they use, a simple "Is the Canid in question a member of Aenocyon dirus" would get them sweaty on the stand. t. Study biology and a little palaeontology.

Same, but nobody is going to call them on it. Everyone in academia is already "on message" and the governments aren't going to roast them for it either. LITERALLY MOSSAD created the modern for-profit publishing industry.

We need to do this with the entire American serengeti. Saber tooths, short faced bears, American cheetah, giant ground sloths, glyptodon, all of it and fence off the interior US. We would have to have a 1500 mile long elevated platform for the trains and roads to pass through the area because of the massive herds and general danger.

Thats because Trump fired the one woman at NASA that could calculate how many rolls of toilet paper an astonought will need

these ruined so many of my early childhood age of empires 2 matches

Well if it was brought back using cloning then they probably used a husky for the process, either way it isn't a "real" dire wolf.

It's real if the genome matching a dire wolf's, but that's the question. How much do they really match?

Chinese are making super humans who can fuck niggers without getting aids.

Underrated

Perhaps these are animals that wandered in from Agartha, and they are passing them off as cloned.

They cant even edit the dick size gene yet, i think its all chinese foolery. Or big titty gene.

Colossal is based in Dallas tx...

They’re genetically closer to jackals than to true wolves.

This is what I thought too. They were more like a wolf-sized jackal or dhole.

I will bet its full of asians though. With little dicks.

Of course they name him after a fucking Harry Potter character

If that's the only place you've heard Remus you're the woman brained uneducated illiterate type of loser you're trying to insult here.

Pretty sure it was in Star Trek too

Hah, this is so true. My girlfriend at the time was a dumb slut that was into the movies, and made me watch that one with her. That guy introduces himself as Professor Remus or something and I laugh and go "What, is he a fucking werewolf?"
She thought I was some kind of psychic. Got a pretty enthusiastic blowjob for my trouble. I guess I enjoyed that movie.

Why are those Dholes so fucking big?

Which was also taken from ancient Rome. Romulus and Remus, raised by wolves. Founded Rome. Romulus killed Remus over some prime wolf pussy or something and got to name the city.

Just wait, in a few years we’ll have these fuckers to deal with.

CRISPR

How long until the dire wolf/female human combo pack is online at the prostitution center?
Or, the Woolly Mammoth hunt adventure harvest vacation, with real neanderthals leading your hunt!

Read a book holy shit

It's engagement farming, you glownigger.

we all already do, from the moment we get into shitties

Haha good bait Anon

sees flag

Oh... oh no...

stfu nerd