/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FAKE NEWS ONCE AGAIN EDITION

uhh...guys?

DONT BACK DOWN MR PRESIDENT

YOU HAVE MY SUPPORT

IF I HAVE TO LOSE MY ENTIRE SAVINGS TO SAVE THE WEST AND FREEDOM, I WILL

DON'T BACK DOWN

yes

This is an historic day. China might unironically attempt to invade Taiwan tomorrow. They CANNOT ever lose face and Trump just put them against a wall.

I've literally been saying this for months, fuck off you cocksucking spic parasite

look at this meme d00d oh no no no

tariffs are good for USA

DOW BREAKS -1000 AGAIN SECOND TIME TODAY

Well, /ptg/?

I hope all the chinks go through an emotional face to the sandpaper belt experience before going through a physical one.

your orange retard is destroying your economy.

Prices down:
Oil
Gas
Food
illegals deported & self deporting.
Manufacturing returning to America.
jews & commies mad.
jewish media is retreating.
America's Economy is already better, and the Orange Man has barely gotten started.
12 MORE YEARS!

going super-saiyan?

Supra dupra darpa saiyan, sayin'?

Least demonic MIGA supporter

I was promised an event on par with Black Monday in terms of destruction and ruination
Where is it

hehehehehehehe

Is that supposed to be a news somehow?

drinking it in.

Don’t be one of those children who cry for the ride to stop right when it’s about to get good.

502607892

I voted for Trump 3 times but now after this tariffs shit im not sure i can defend him anymore.

I'll take shit that didn't happen for $500, Alex.

INFINITE TERRIFFS

total chink death, crush their fucking economy

he thinks deflation is le good

you're in for a rough awakening nigger

you lost lol

thank you for your attention to this matter

im enjoying watching zion don crash and burn

Maybe this will be the thread where you get all the (You)s and admiration you deserve coomerpole. Is Ukraine still winning by any chance?

slurp slurp slurp

Trump 2028

Haha frogs are mad as fuck

EXTREME MAGA MORNING
Are there any survivors?

Well, looks like we're in it to win it! I hope we do!

post yfw the Europoor economies crash

awoo

but seriously, we can't let him get his hands on the nuclear codes

you lost lol

Mfw

Maybe a few but they're getting mopped up.

TRUMP LIVE WITH DODGERS SOON
youtube.com/watch?v=0GrZfxzt2Jg
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Literally giving their MK ultra marching orders. Why was that even allowed to be posted?

the bongs once again simply endure whatever hardship comes by retreating to the bogs with only their heads above water

140% tax or something is a total embargo of China. They have to fold.

MY FCOJ NOOOOO I'M RUUUUIIIINNNNNEEEDDDD

It is the way of the woad.

Gm gm

im enjoying watching zion don crash and burn

zion don

The post that completely destroys 'Trump is a kike' shills.

I wonder what will break first. Their lives, pride, or economy.

We already knew that with their constant crying of "why isn't anyone stopping turmp" when everyone is trying to stop him.

I'll buy American stock on sale unless Valued Comrade Von Der Leyen bans that.
European stocks have performed way better lately

Howdy.

China responds by selling another $50BN in TSY. Oh btw, the yield on 10Ys is now almost unchanged from Liberation Day!

China is trying to pressure Trump to bend heh

based

They were down 10% when their stock market opened today, saw euros last night coping that the us would be down like 30 or otherwise be worse off. Here we are, down 2.7% on the dow. For every 2% off our market they bleed 10, now that ratios only going to get worse for them. Theyve got their msm spinning in their favor as well while ours constantly tries FUD the market.

The last few days of market opens like two of them are now in their top 5 worst ever lmao maybe tomorrow will be a new #1

big balls #1

Look on the bright side, at this point a new Hitler ushers in and brings a new era of National Socialism.

I don't think they know how to do it this time.

50%

truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/114297331052690348

youtube.com/watch?v=S8Znlzzj268

Oh wait. I just noticed the guy at the top of the thread.

TRUMP IS LIVE
youtube.com/watch?v=0GrZfxzt2Jg
youtube.com/watch?v=0GrZfxzt2Jg
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Fuck drumpf

HE'S LIVE

Sink the chink Faster & Deeper!

Doyers!

Who wants to bet none of the questions will be about the world series jej

I would love for them to try and explain while otherwise normal guy with "big balls" nickname cannot be the govt expert but Lilith Ravenclaw, 40yo AGP fag or another bald pup playing faggot in a dress claiming to be women is A okay..

eggs mentioned

why are zoomers so susceptible to propaganda

the D*dgers

I'm sorry, Mr. President, but I can't...

PHONY

accelerate

Damnit the market recovering again after Trump nuclear bomb threat. He's trying hard to burn it all down but they're resisting.

coffeebros...i can't afford my cuppa anymore...

BURGER PRIDE SWELLS IN EVERY AMERICAN

volatility index cut in half since Trump started the peanuts and crackerjack presser

What's happening with rubber lel covfefe jeez

Brainrot, its that simple

get in faggot, we're sinking the chink

Just the fact that he appears calms and confident probably helps a lot.

I want a wife who knows how to AWOO

They're as braindead as the boomers are.

youtube.com/watch?v=aymuuByxwns
These things would probably be only good for crop dusting to since retard city slickers and small plane boomers will crash into power lines and do 9/11's all the time.

Speed is a bought and paid for China shill. They are trying to brainwash the youth to think that China is just like the US.

This right here is what I voted for.

its been hovering between green and red
will probably end the day a few percent up or down with no massive swings

leftists will immediately forget their claims of an Orange Monday and another Great Depression happening

Bros what about my Nintendo Switch 2? It's too expensive...

its less zoomers than it is active chinese spies
you severely underestimate the amount of CCP-funded "influencers"
also the odds that any zoomer cares about trains in any respect, least of all as public transportation, is laughably minuscules

How long till Shapiro makes his next podcast episode complaining about muh tariffs?

MAGA

They think we don't have the tech to build that, really we just don't want flying niggers

Let's do it, total chink kike death!

I like how the tariffs made all the Nintendo shills forget how pissed off they were at the initial price announcements and the anti-physical media shit.

Leak fake news about suspending tariffs. Markets rally

Double down and announce more tariffs on China. Markets confused as fuck and holding steady.

He's truly a master at this.

Have some respect, asshole. Shaprio's criminal diamond merchant friend lost some money or something.

At this rate the markets gonna be inoculated against FUD for the foreseeable future.

chinks are the 3rd biggest source of illegals to America in the biden years

zoomers think China is some 22nd century advanced paradise

So, any news on what those immigrants sent to the Venezuelan jail are in for?
My lefty friends are pulling a 'Only 5% violent' claim out their ass and I'm suspecting that number might be a 'Violence is only when you peg someone in the ass with a gun' statistic while ignoring the human trafficking, fent, ect.

I predict DOW Jones at 45,000 by May 1

Also flying cars are really terrible idea, imagine 9/11s happening all over the country every day because of drunk drivers of flying cars.

I don't know they want to fight against God.

WE FINNA RAPE THEM ALL

yeah but imagine flying under the influence

zoomers are retarded

breaking news

It sudden hike after the fake leak just proves its all over reacting boomers and corporations throwing a hissy fit and nothing to do with Trump.

Stop coping, the reason we don’t have them is because big auto which suppresses any alternative
Rip Audi 500

Pozzed tech bros never consider negative sides of the tech they cherish so much, they always think that solving all the world problems come from the new gadget they push for atm..
Would, unless coal burners.

they're also incredibly flimsy and unstable (you'll notice they're always only portrayed hovering in level flight), have a 9-minute battery life, and are being driven by ASIAN DRIVERS

HOW ABOUT THEM MARLINS, KEK.

Kike Hernandez

Why are they good for other countries?

The bull is prepped to kneel

OUR SPIC

ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY

The feds are gonna be in wait and see a while longer

CHINKS HAVE REACHED THE MARIANA TRENCH
I REPEAT, CHINKS HAVE REACHED THE MARIANA TRENCH
Nobody else would dare to retailate, especially eurocucks.

She's very pretty and no tattoos and not morbidly obese

Damn straight, checked.

Imagine all the crazy videos if chinks had flying cars.

see that ball game last night? hell of a ball game last night

Too late, the investors view America as an unstable economy, money is fleeing.

The bull is prepped

open the window at 100ft above the Taco Bell drive thru line at 230am and puke your guts out

fuck off faggot lmfao

Hibiki a cute!

You all have no idea how much I love this. It's been a long fucking time since I've felt pride in America. Fuck China.

I'm imagining daily "Twilight Zone The Movie (1983)" level accidents

did the memeflag janny finally give up

Will Xi cave in or double down tomorrow?

Trump is fighting the battle Bernie Sanders backed away from

and there it is

He'll keep trying to do it but cave soon. He's prob fearing for his life frankly

50% Tariff increase

Own party starts to hate you and plotting your inevitable coup

Try to pander to the west with a FUCKING NIGGER hoping to get western support

Can't even take Taiwan

结束了

israel workers just got off the clock, so he wont be back until tomorrow

They always cave
Always
China isn’t some genuine super power, it’s propped up totally by US loopholes to get around domestic regulation and taxation

So, how long till every MLB team gets an official anime mascot, completely confusing baseball boomers?

chink real estate already collapsed a year ago, now stocks are collapsing, women don't give birth and youth unemployment is so bad chinks had to change the formula on how to calculate it

shadman

do nothing

lose

lol, lmao

When the Europoor economies crash

They all have fake economies,
how can you tell when they crash?
They always look like a disaster.

It's going to be amazing to see him and his fake country go up in flames.

hang seng futures down 13 percent

Try to pander to the west with a FUCKING NIGGER hoping to get western support

This is going to lead to a mass exodus of shitskins flooding China expecting it to be better than America.
That's a good thing.

Never brag about how good your home is because you're just inviting muslims and pajeets to drop turds everywhere.

You can't perform surgery without cutting the patient open.

how do you say AAAAAAAAAAA in chinkaloid?

at noon

Like De Minimis, which ain't coming back at all.
It's insane that it took them this long to close that loophole.

I hope they don't cave
Retaliation tariffs on agriculture means cheaper food domestically
Might as well use the farm subsidies to actually lower food prices instead of exporting

SHE DID IT

kek
Yes!

In other news, a company has brought back the dire wolf. Though some people say they're just grey wolves with loads of dire wolf dna in them.

The world's 500 richest people lost $500 billion this week, which is the largest ever recorded by Bloomberg.

The only one who made money? Warren Buffett.

a dire awoo

ITS HAPPENING

europoors threatening us

Here's a link to the video of the pups awooing.
x.com/colossal/status/1909247817672957959

Double checked
Almost a century of Chinese Communism will collapse!

I feel like that field of study is going to end up doing horrible things

GOOD JOB!!

HOW LOW CAN IT GO

Try to pander to the west with a FUCKING NIGGER hoping to get western support

lolwut

MFW Jonathan Bowden was right

MFW Cultured Thugs Rise Up in Europe and UK

North Koreanis growing
South Korea will die in our lifetime
Consider this

It probably will. Imagine when all niggers are dead but some faggot uses this to bring them back to life. Awful. But I'm going to wait and see where this goes.

hey rick why'd you abandon joe when he needed you most?

Hand all your production to China or countries with slave labor

Multiple countries, not just the US do this

Start importing worthless 3rd world trash to ensure you have easy to control cattle

OOPS, it all fell apart thanks to Trump

Even if these countries could somehow revive their own industrialization, they don't have the staff for it, just a bunch of worthless niggers.

Madame Presidente would have led us to a 500B trade deficit with China. Could have bought all the toys, umbrellas and socks you could ever have wanted!

0.5 cents have been deposited into your account

paging Dennis Nedry, passing Dennis Nedry. Please report to Isla Nublar.

I learned that Bowden supposedly would swipe away people's burgers and fries from people when he went out to eat. I understand him now. Deport browns, take burgers away from others.

Most of you ignorant twats couldn't even explain trade deficits.

USSR collapsed since America fucked their economy

China will now collapse since America is fucking with their economy

Roma Invicta

Despite being the first female Vice President of the USA Kamala has no legacy at all and has already been forgotten
Elaborate on this

China crashes instead of the US

they hit their breakers and close up early for the day

Europe bends the knee so more bad news waiting for their reopen

shills still going off the narrative today that assumed the US would be crashing instead

I can't be the only one that sees this right?

CCP paid twitch streamer nigger to shill China to zoomers

Welcome back faggot, you ready to pay your debt yet?

The hardest part isn't kicking out third world shitters but its convincing white people to stop worshipping them.

Still baking

Turns out, communist states only exist due to heavy subsidization by western states.

When exactly did America become the economic global hegemon
Pretty sure it was WW1 at the latest

You ready to work at Mickie Dees well into your 70s because a certain someone fucked up everyone's retirement accounts?

Considering all the free money being thrown at those 2 nogs in the US, you're 100% right.

or what happens when they start trying to crossbreed various species of animals they brought back

or if they ever somehow got some sort of usable sample of ancient peoples and brought them back

Sounds like bullshit

What do you do when Americans are obsessed with overspending and congress is incapable for stopping them? And on top of that all the multinational all moved abroad and export their shit into the US.

Tax them indirectly + force consumers to save more money. It's totally logical.

Xi is a piece of trash. Soon he will crawl to trump

so true

trump should flood China with bwc

breed the Chinese out of existence

There is no shortage of labor in the USA

Unlike you, I actually have plenty of cash on hand and more than enough time to gain

those are some fantastic little awoos, so cute

The rest of the planet has relentlessly sucked off the prosperous American tit since the late 1800s. If we compete on an even playing field the USA just dominates completely and reveals the shell game we were living under.

I learned that Bowden supposedly would swipe away people's burgers and fries from people when he went out to eat.

I'm sorry but the image of Bowden being a fucking fast food gremlin revolting against the false Gods of modernity has to be one of the funniest fucking things I've ever learned. God bless that Great Man.

Yes!! FUCK CHINGERS LMAO

If they don't make it and things go wrong then we can label this as a terrible attempt at playing God. If they make it to adulthood that's a clear sign that we need to do irl Jurassic Park but with Ice Age critters.

CLEAR THEIR FRIES OUT. AN ALBANIAN ON A MOTORBIKE WILL DELIVER YOUR MILKSHAKE.

i voted for this!

That skull is too thick to be a diplodocid, it looks more like a macronarian such as Brachiosaurus, a euhelopid like Mamenchisaurus, or a titanosaur like Alamosaurus

Fuentard filtered.

#bornthisway

Thank god for Trump

but with Ice Age critters.

Wooly mammoth!!! Imagine the taste
And smell for the degenerates here i guess

The shaking tactics don’t work anymore.

New Trump balloon makes it's debut

Oh I know. I mean other countries that went really nuts with importing trash.
UK is like mostly indians and muslims right now.

We can bring back our camels.

Where's the charred corpse?

Total nintendtard suicide
Deprive redditards of chink manufacturing

Trump has military medals

wut? based?

the tranny doesn't know how the stock market works

all our stocks are on sale 15%

Considering you don't even know what a fucking woman is I shouldn't be surprised

So orange man shit on the rich parasites and commies are sad about it?

Digits!

China responds by selling another $50BN in TSY. Oh btw, the yield on 10Ys is now almost unchanged from Liberation Day!

China is trying to pressure Trump to bend heh

America can buy them back at a discounted rate, because the chinks didn't hold them until machurity.
Anything chinks do, they lose.

how to make half the nation immediately leave the union and for the Free States of America

Tf00t just owned musk again, u mad?

an awoosaurus
I wish my neighbors were eaten by dire awoos

ancient bison burgers FTW

50% of the stock market is owned by the top 1%

93% of the stock market is owned by the top 10%

any boomers retiring are half in bonds and doing fine pic related

It's more so they just get mad over nothing because they are all retarded

Yes.

Any Anon Babble here? How do girls get that wedgie to stay?

mfw I took my dog on a hike and saw a bobcat

AWOO

I'd like the hairy elephants back. Problem is that we're going to have to give them all to Canada.

They should be able to live in the midwest just fine since that's where all the arctic air gets dumped but it's full of muslim niggers so they'll kill them all for being hal al.

they size down

Neos thread
Neo thread

chinks can't drive

let's put them in flying cars

please bring back liveleak

AWOOo

cool
hope they bring back the Tasmanian tiger

youtube.com/watch?v=CU_QSI1Xf8c
Make way for the VIP

HE DID IT