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/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general
TYB
Today's Pardon list.
Thank you for baking this morning toothpaste bro
thanks for the docket fren
Lets fucking gooo!
TYB
Looks like we finally have a big group for a change.
Reckon Emery needs my penis in her vaginal cavity.
Off to a grand start it-guy
boomer tech issues already? lmao
And it's gone. Emery was too cute for LPBG.
Thank you baker upper, let’s rocket this sheeeeit
Is this a Boomer Tech or a Nigga Tech issue?
Might need to see if there’s a new zoo?
ahh wtf bros
These cute girls have no idea what they are doing by hoping on the LPB. Legions of autists will scan all your social media and maybe even boobanon will get involved lmao
kekekek
and we're back
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We're back up.
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I think they said fuck it and went home.
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Alright it's back.
And we're LIVE again!
Woman Pastor
Sickening.
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TYB. Shroomanon standing by to hallucinate
New stream. Nig techs missed a minute or two.
I would make Emery "praise God" every night.
gm shroom anon, how much are we eating today?
11 grams
Kek
Is she crying?
She seems distressed. Can't tell if she's a victim or family? What did this old guy do?
I see PFC baldie is not adhering to the military dress code. That fucker should, at least be wearing his dress uniform. Someone should get a hold of his CO. I bet that fucker is in the National Guard.
Awomen
30 years ago he murdered a woman with a ditch digger but now he should be let out.
I have no idea what's going on. This is boring, but I get to hang out with my best frens, who I love (no homo). I'm woofing down 11 grams all at once right now. Love you guys (again no homo).
She sniffles a lot and subtly nods her head in an up and down motion.
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WEW! Let me get some snacks
RIP in peace
death to all timers
Shroom fren? It's been a while!
Someone shut this bitch up. We need another paw daddy or gangrene ball nigger hearing.
11 grams = hero dose. Have fun
"hmmmm what would convince these guys to release my homicidal elderly relative"
wastes their time with 18 minute powerpoint
How's it going Fren? You doing OK?
Thanks Fren. I'm trying to cure a rare disease I acquired. No it's not monkey pic. You doing well Fren?
11 grams
lmao god speed shroomanon!
1 Tim 2:12
But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
QRD did he kill a girlfirend?
everyone is reading
Thanks Fren! I hope your doing well. Glad your here! I love all you guys (no homo) except tripfags
Irish twin
does this imply irish women are always pregnant?
I'm some-what of a murder investigator myself
No birth control for the Catholics
Didn't admit his guilt.
He's toasted.
except tripfags
is shroomanon
Really kek <3 Ya
Kek, You just know a minister or a pastor is going to turn up at these hearings
Git'em granny
tillis
lol
Chucky leading questioning AGAIN.
after 30 years in prison
how are you
Did your wife like to hunt.
The fuck, Chuck??
did your wife like to hunt?
YES SIR I SHOT HER WITH HER OWN .270
diddunuffin
Interesting
still denying it
Just call it already or at least let the cutie speak.
Did you love her
Did you kill her
LOL
Can't these parole dummies get it through their thick heads!?
HE DIN DU NUFFIN!
They got him now.
Motherfucker
If you didn't do it what are you sorry for.
Uhhhh....
there are new evidence like dna and stuff
"weyull... i may be in prison for life, but you aint ever getting your sister back. who i did not keeyul"
This old codger is fucking himself hard lmao
he was ass drunk
the killer stole the gun and pawned it to him! the perfect crime...
It would be ironic if that was actually the case kek
a recusal? has this happened before?
A very long time ago. I want to say it was Tony who had to recuse himself.
Tony, the drug court judge, was t&e defense attorney for a cartel hitman that killed Barry Seal
my vote today is to hide a donut in my locker
Tony had to recuse himself because he was the defense attorney for the hit-man who killed Barry Seal
absolutely wild episode. Louisiana is heavy deep-state/spook territory, so imagine what Tony knows
Prator offered a recusal once because he was sheriff of the department that arrested the guy
Holyshit … a surprise gunman killed the wife of a man fucking a young girl and wanting to leave his wife while out in the woods hunting? I don’t believe him either.
Another 2nd degree Murderer.
Temeka is rocking that Simian profile proudly lol
all this dumbass had to do was promise the girl that once she turned 18 he'd leave his wife and marry her.
These black lawyers finna tear into his ass
I love my family dearly
Murders wife
he did the programs tho
Yeah I'm thinking he's done
yes maam
lel
He tried to get his GED
He's not able to accomplish that
So he's a fucking retard? How are you "not able" to get a GED?
7th Grade
Cannot get GED after trying
Unable to accomplish his GED
NGMI
Happy Birth Day
look
she wouldn't stop bothering me
so I shut her up forever
No I'm not going to call the police.
I just kill't her.
What did this guy do to get these niggers?
frozen steaks lmfao
she beat his meat
she hit me with a bag of frozen steaks
Costco frozen steaks can be a deadly weapon
Some people call it a geyser-blade. I call it a sling-blade.
LMAO
SOUVENIR CONDOM FROM OUR FIRST FUCK
TAKE IT BACK SLUT!
7th grader can't finish high school after 65 years
This man suffered enough. Let him free.
Someone post "one in four men are happy"
he seems to compose himself rather quickly
It's why they're called Tomahawks.
Saved a condom?
never mind, I found it.
We was Kangz n sheitt
I never used drugs
I smoke weed
Elmer Fudd could turn those tears off pretty quick eh?
at least we didn't have to hear from the those judges
I concur.
is that bed head or did she style her hair that way on purpose?
Holy Aquanet
time traveler from the 80's
bitchin
Giga Karen is here
Holy hell, he got First Degree Murder. That is major in Louisiana.
I dun goof'd
SHAQUITA is coming for y'all
How can it go bad if it’s all bad?
Denied
trinitria
wtf
He's been in prison 12 years longer than I've been alive.
In prison for 46 years
He is getting out, isn't he? The state HATES paying for these bums.
SHAQUITA is coming for y'all
also a Rashunda
carving up women
mah hobby
carvin
i can always fall back on my hobby
he could have nailed a real funny joke and said robbery
do they have this guy in another room talking through the wall?
speak up faggot
the podium speakers never have a proper mic, even though it's right in front of him
Sounds like the teacher fro Charlie Brown.
They can probably hear him fine in the board room, it has really bad acoustics for the mics though, it's been like this as far as I remember.
Lower right looks like some weird combination of Lorraine Bracco and Darla from Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.
She’s the assistant DA.
Wrap it up already.
Falling asleep over here.
Same. I have no fucking clue what he's saying either.
im late, what/who did the poor old dude rob
Sheryl looks fuckable today
Nice advertisement
First degree murder which is crazy in Louisiana. Also, sauce me up, fren?
It's Murder Monday fren
Granny being a little dramatic writing her final worlds with her own blood
a SCHOOL ZONE???
Stabbed with bayonet in back
Laying on floor
Write "I DIED TODAY" in her own blood
Fuck that's heavy. Give this yokel the firing squad.
Sounds like fanfiction
Remember, no speeding through school zones immediately after you commit murder. M'kay
Bleeding out
Write a message in my own blood
"I'm ded lol lmao"
based john would probably shoot this guy himself if he ever got out
just some random ig whore
@yungdari
He doesn't know crap about paintin' neither
Fucking kek
he sucked at painting too
WRAP IT UP
Threatening to kill the inmate if he is released
based lmao
He can rot in hell.
stay there.
not writing sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.................................................................................................
want y'all to think real hard
Thems fightin' words in the south
In summary, he can rot in hell, thank you.
tell the guy with the best reaction to wrap it up
let every jesus freak speak for 20 minutes
come on
Stabbed three times in the back pack
A little too much hairspray this morning, huh Leone?
Amazing how white people act the same as niggers when the IQ is low enough
Old people are to be respected, not murdered
Words of wisdom from 80's Karen
Took her diamond rings off her dead fingers.
Fuck he is toasted.
Five felonies
Not a career criminal
He's just a very enthusiastic hobbyist.
i still feel safer with this dude around my parents than some niggers
ran him over and then backed up over him
Based always double tap.
Yes, poor people commit more crime, dumb people commit more crime, and blacks commit more crime, the more of those boxes you check off the worse it gets
The good ol R -> D double tap.
I haven't drank in a long time
Approximately 47 years
you drank a beer once 40 years ago so why aren’t you in AA?
I do love when they act like it's this significant accomplishment they haven't drank alcohol when they can't because they are locked up.
bitch is talking about carving ducks with a fucking murder
John is seething. Rightly so.
Meemaw want's dem ducks
It’s easy to get booze and other drugs in prison. Happens all the time
she wants her cut of the duck $$
if she releases him
How would any of you deal with being talked to like you are a fucking 10yr old.
Dey said he was a Grand fuckin' Champion carvin' ducks, or supthin', T.
with or without my 7th grade education?
Prator doesn't even wait until Sheryl is done talking to get up kek - he was done with that guy 10 minutes ago.
Maybe if he was black and had 5 crying sheboons there he woulda gotten out
The olds don't like the meemaw slayer
Based. Send that faggot back to his cell.
He lurks here. We asked him to look at the camera and blink once and he did.
Valid point I guess.
It's like trying to wrap your head around Indian people suiciding themselves with trains.
Oh I remember all his tongue in cheek comments that reference us and other forums that follow LPB. He's been such a worth replacement for our based king Alvin.
Checked and he usually gives us a shout-out, especially when they might rule in favor of releasing someone. He refers to us as "everyone watching online" kek
Uncle Ronnie
Aunt Ginger
Boomer in a car
Meemaw MIA
We're off to a good start.
I think of it like a game these prisoners have to play. They have to go through hundreds of hours of powerpoint presentation classes and then repeat what they learned there to the board, while hoping to god that nobody showed up in opposition and that the board is in a good mood.
Yo you got any drugs to smoke?
Dats a hamma, dawg
if we could get him to say Sneed i would die a happy man
HAMMER TIME
Being sucked into the prison system is fucking nightmare fuel.
Your life is perma-fucked.
There is no recovering from it.
I like how nearly all of them leave out key details about their situation, disciplinary record or crime that are negative like they think the Board doesn't have all that info to begin with.
I love when Pete asks questions he already knows the answers to and literally tells them "tell me the truth because I already know" and they still lie.
so dude showed up , smokes drugs with an addict and doesnt share and refuses to leave?
So I did more drugs.
Kek
Crack whore calls, has some drugs will share some if they can deal the rest out of your house.
Ok deal.
Smokes his share.
She leaves to deliver and get paid
Yo dawg you got anymore.
No.
Get the fuck out then.
Not without my money or my drugs.
That's a hammer.
I used to to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
This guy isn’t getting a pardon
I have a masters in Welding.
Yeah, it was over the beaner that shot Barry Seal
Hitman who killed Barry Seal, Tony was his lawyer youtu.be
I have never seen this egg head negro. New hire by Darth Meyers?
This dude is just rehashing kerry's bit.
Imagine his thesis kek
Good morning to this honorable board
old woman named iPhone
Uncle Ted was right, technology is ruining us
Alright lady wrap it up
which inmate is this?
The one that was arrested and convicted.
which inmate is this?
Randal Patorno
Fucking smartass lel
Did aunt ginger just take a dump.
I.T. guy if your lurking please fix the court room mic problem
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That's another part that has to be absolutely mind-fucking. Dragging your family into it.
Join our zoom meeting and testify
Fuck sake.
I would want to slit my fucking wrists.
He got a big heart, we prayin'
What did Aunt Ginger just do?
She painted that white porcelain, brown.
ONLY 26 YEARS
AHHAHAHAHA fucking clown world
cheated with 15 year old
FUCK
You could even see her grab TP to wipe.
He killed a drug dealer, right?
That he let into his house, so he could sell drugs out of it. And hook him up with some.
next up: Lamont Brown
17 and an athlete
What are the odds?
Isn't everyone at that age?
September of 2001 was a rather fucked up month.
Had to run to the bank
Did I miss anything good?
If the charges sound funny, I did not eat the cunny!!
white niggers sure are dumb.
I was in 5th grade math when the first tower fell. It was a wild week kek
trying to lie to meemaw
ohhh shit
Aunt Ginger took a dump while on the phone with the parole board. Unironically.
NEVERFORGET
Carnal Knowledge
Isn't that a Van Helen album?
No fucking way.
I'll have to find that.
Lucky Admiral
They all talk like this because slavery. Right?
About 23 minutes ago.
Can I say sumthin'
No.
THE ETERNAL VICTIM
chuck pls
This guy is more full of shit than Aunt Ginger
NO STFU NIGGER
of course chuck
Don't make prator fetch the bullwhip chuck.
Yeah, talk over the board repeatedly, that'll help.
i enjoyed his
cmon man
gesticulating before he got cut off
Aunt Ginger is quite devoid of shit
he a good boy I vote to grant
lol fucking nigger
mmumuhmumh it was my clemency mhumumuhm
Do I see women on the docket?
Those are always fun.
Last 3 look to be she boons
Possibly several are all possible she-apes.
Shaquita, Trinitria, and Rashunda
there are 3 including a SHAQUITA for domestic abuse battery
There is no membership in AA/NA.
Gin and milk? did I hear that correctly?
That's some Liza of Lambeth type shit.
Not another one can't take anymore of this rambling.
Same
Why lay around? Why not go to school?
Maybe one day...
Retarded Chuck is retarded
can I say one more thing?
NEXT
I'm gonna go celebrate with a tall glass of milk and gin.
Yeah that was abrupt.
It's the poor man's white russian
I like to watch him put on his glasses and his ink pen and scribble a few lines like he’s in deep thought.
What the fuck am I listening to.
this podium lady has a phd? she speaks so uneducated
so I'm thinking......
I hate this woman already.
she's been thinking
Her logic makes no logic
she talks like tommy wiseau
fresh bake
Very valid observation.
Sounds like english is not her native language
she is a slav and it tells you how much lousiana phd students mean
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