/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general

TYB
Today's Pardon list.

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Thank you for baking this morning toothpaste bro
thanks for the docket fren

Lets fucking gooo!

TYB

Looks like we finally have a big group for a change.

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Reckon Emery needs my penis in her vaginal cavity.

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Off to a grand start it-guy

boomer tech issues already? lmao

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And it's gone. Emery was too cute for LPBG.

Thank you baker upper, let’s rocket this sheeeeit

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Is this a Boomer Tech or a Nigga Tech issue?

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Might need to see if there’s a new zoo?

ahh wtf bros
These cute girls have no idea what they are doing by hoping on the LPB. Legions of autists will scan all your social media and maybe even boobanon will get involved lmao

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kekekek

I think they said fuck it and went home.

And we're LIVE again!

Woman Pastor

Sickening.

TYB. Shroomanon standing by to hallucinate

I would make Emery "praise God" every night.

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gm shroom anon, how much are we eating today?

11 grams

Kek

Is she crying?

She seems distressed. Can't tell if she's a victim or family? What did this old guy do?

I see PFC baldie is not adhering to the military dress code. That fucker should, at least be wearing his dress uniform. Someone should get a hold of his CO. I bet that fucker is in the National Guard.

Awomen

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30 years ago he murdered a woman with a ditch digger but now he should be let out.

I have no idea what's going on. This is boring, but I get to hang out with my best frens, who I love (no homo). I'm woofing down 11 grams all at once right now. Love you guys (again no homo).

She sniffles a lot and subtly nods her head in an up and down motion.

TYB
WEW! Let me get some snacks
RIP in peace
death to all timers

Shroom fren? It's been a while!

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Someone shut this bitch up. We need another paw daddy or gangrene ball nigger hearing.

11 grams = hero dose. Have fun

"hmmmm what would convince these guys to release my homicidal elderly relative"

wastes their time with 18 minute powerpoint

How's it going Fren? You doing OK?

Thanks Fren. I'm trying to cure a rare disease I acquired. No it's not monkey pic. You doing well Fren?

11 grams

lmao god speed shroomanon!

1 Tim 2:12

But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

QRD did he kill a girlfirend?

everyone is reading

Thanks Fren! I hope your doing well. Glad your here! I love all you guys (no homo) except tripfags

Irish twin

does this imply irish women are always pregnant?

I'm some-what of a murder investigator myself

No birth control for the Catholics

Didn't admit his guilt.

He's toasted.

except tripfags

is shroomanon

Really kek <3 Ya

Kek, You just know a minister or a pastor is going to turn up at these hearings

tillis

lol

Chucky leading questioning AGAIN.

after 30 years in prison

how are you

Did your wife like to hunt.

The fuck, Chuck??

did your wife like to hunt?

YES SIR I SHOT HER WITH HER OWN .270

diddunuffin

Interesting

still denying it

Just call it already or at least let the cutie speak.

Did you love her

Did you kill her

LOL

Can't these parole dummies get it through their thick heads!?
HE DIN DU NUFFIN!

They got him now.
Motherfucker

If you didn't do it what are you sorry for.

Uhhhh....

there are new evidence like dna and stuff

"weyull... i may be in prison for life, but you aint ever getting your sister back. who i did not keeyul"

This old codger is fucking himself hard lmao

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he was ass drunk

the killer stole the gun and pawned it to him! the perfect crime...

It would be ironic if that was actually the case kek

a recusal? has this happened before?

A very long time ago. I want to say it was Tony who had to recuse himself.

Tony, the drug court judge, was t&e defense attorney for a cartel hitman that killed Barry Seal

my vote today is to hide a donut in my locker

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Tony had to recuse himself because he was the defense attorney for the hit-man who killed Barry Seal

absolutely wild episode. Louisiana is heavy deep-state/spook territory, so imagine what Tony knows

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Prator offered a recusal once because he was sheriff of the department that arrested the guy

Holyshit … a surprise gunman killed the wife of a man fucking a young girl and wanting to leave his wife while out in the woods hunting? I don’t believe him either.

Another 2nd degree Murderer.

Temeka is rocking that Simian profile proudly lol

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all this dumbass had to do was promise the girl that once she turned 18 he'd leave his wife and marry her.

These black lawyers finna tear into his ass

I love my family dearly

Murders wife

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he did the programs tho

yes maam

lel

He tried to get his GED

He's not able to accomplish that

So he's a fucking retard? How are you "not able" to get a GED?

7th Grade

Cannot get GED after trying

Unable to accomplish his GED

NGMI

Happy Birth Day

look

she wouldn't stop bothering me

so I shut her up forever

No I'm not going to call the police.

I just kill't her.

What did this guy do to get these niggers?

frozen steaks lmfao

she beat his meat

Costco frozen steaks can be a deadly weapon

Some people call it a geyser-blade. I call it a sling-blade.

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LMAO
SOUVENIR CONDOM FROM OUR FIRST FUCK
TAKE IT BACK SLUT!

7th grader can't finish high school after 65 years

This man suffered enough. Let him free.

Someone post "one in four men are happy"

he seems to compose himself rather quickly

It's why they're called Tomahawks.

never mind, I found it.

We was Kangz n sheitt

I never used drugs

I smoke weed

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Elmer Fudd could turn those tears off pretty quick eh?

at least we didn't have to hear from the those judges

I concur.

is that bed head or did she style her hair that way on purpose?

Holy Aquanet

time traveler from the 80's

bitchin

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Giga Karen is here

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Holy hell, he got First Degree Murder. That is major in Louisiana.

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I dun goof'd

SHAQUITA is coming for y'all

How can it go bad if it’s all bad?
Denied

trinitria

wtf

He's been in prison 12 years longer than I've been alive.

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In prison for 46 years

He is getting out, isn't he? The state HATES paying for these bums.

SHAQUITA is coming for y'all

also a Rashunda

carving up women

mah hobby

carvin

i can always fall back on my hobby

he could have nailed a real funny joke and said robbery

do they have this guy in another room talking through the wall?

speak up faggot

the podium speakers never have a proper mic, even though it's right in front of him

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Sounds like the teacher fro Charlie Brown.

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They can probably hear him fine in the board room, it has really bad acoustics for the mics though, it's been like this as far as I remember.

Lower right looks like some weird combination of Lorraine Bracco and Darla from Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation.

She’s the assistant DA.

Wrap it up already.

Falling asleep over here.

Same. I have no fucking clue what he's saying either.

Sheryl looks fuckable today

Nice advertisement

First degree murder which is crazy in Louisiana. Also, sauce me up, fren?

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It's Murder Monday fren

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Granny being a little dramatic writing her final worlds with her own blood

a SCHOOL ZONE???

Stabbed with bayonet in back

Laying on floor

Write "I DIED TODAY" in her own blood

Fuck that's heavy. Give this yokel the firing squad.

Sounds like fanfiction

Remember, no speeding through school zones immediately after you commit murder. M'kay

Bleeding out

Write a message in my own blood

"I'm ded lol lmao"

based john would probably shoot this guy himself if he ever got out

He doesn't know crap about paintin' neither

Fucking kek

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he sucked at painting too

WRAP IT UP

Threatening to kill the inmate if he is released

based lmao

He can rot in hell.

stay there.

not writing sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit.................................................................................................

want y'all to think real hard

Thems fightin' words in the south

In summary, he can rot in hell, thank you.

tell the guy with the best reaction to wrap it up

let every jesus freak speak for 20 minutes

come on

Stabbed three times in the back pack

A little too much hairspray this morning, huh Leone?

Amazing how white people act the same as niggers when the IQ is low enough

Old people are to be respected, not murdered

Words of wisdom from 80's Karen

Took her diamond rings off her dead fingers.

Fuck he is toasted.

Five felonies

Not a career criminal

He's just a very enthusiastic hobbyist.

i still feel safer with this dude around my parents than some niggers

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ran him over and then backed up over him

Based always double tap.

Yes, poor people commit more crime, dumb people commit more crime, and blacks commit more crime, the more of those boxes you check off the worse it gets

The good ol R -> D double tap.

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I haven't drank in a long time

Approximately 47 years

you drank a beer once 40 years ago so why aren’t you in AA?

I do love when they act like it's this significant accomplishment they haven't drank alcohol when they can't because they are locked up.

bitch is talking about carving ducks with a fucking murder

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John is seething. Rightly so.

Meemaw want's dem ducks

It’s easy to get booze and other drugs in prison. Happens all the time

she wants her cut of the duck $$
if she releases him

How would any of you deal with being talked to like you are a fucking 10yr old.

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Dey said he was a Grand fuckin' Champion carvin' ducks, or supthin', T.

with or without my 7th grade education?

Prator doesn't even wait until Sheryl is done talking to get up kek - he was done with that guy 10 minutes ago.

Maybe if he was black and had 5 crying sheboons there he woulda gotten out

The olds don't like the meemaw slayer

Based. Send that faggot back to his cell.

He lurks here. We asked him to look at the camera and blink once and he did.

Valid point I guess.
It's like trying to wrap your head around Indian people suiciding themselves with trains.

Oh I remember all his tongue in cheek comments that reference us and other forums that follow LPB. He's been such a worth replacement for our based king Alvin.

Checked and he usually gives us a shout-out, especially when they might rule in favor of releasing someone. He refers to us as "everyone watching online" kek

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Uncle Ronnie

Aunt Ginger

Boomer in a car

Meemaw MIA

We're off to a good start.

I think of it like a game these prisoners have to play. They have to go through hundreds of hours of powerpoint presentation classes and then repeat what they learned there to the board, while hoping to god that nobody showed up in opposition and that the board is in a good mood.

Yo you got any drugs to smoke?

Dats a hamma, dawg

if we could get him to say Sneed i would die a happy man

HAMMER TIME

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Being sucked into the prison system is fucking nightmare fuel.
Your life is perma-fucked.
There is no recovering from it.

I like how nearly all of them leave out key details about their situation, disciplinary record or crime that are negative like they think the Board doesn't have all that info to begin with.

I love when Pete asks questions he already knows the answers to and literally tells them "tell me the truth because I already know" and they still lie.

so dude showed up , smokes drugs with an addict and doesnt share and refuses to leave?

So I did more drugs.

Kek

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Crack whore calls, has some drugs will share some if they can deal the rest out of your house.

Ok deal.

Smokes his share.

She leaves to deliver and get paid

Yo dawg you got anymore.

No.

Get the fuck out then.

Not without my money or my drugs.

That's a hammer.

I used to to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

This guy isn’t getting a pardon

I have a masters in Welding.

Yeah, it was over the beaner that shot Barry Seal
Hitman who killed Barry Seal, Tony was his lawyer youtu.be/sIzfXRCJmkk?t=4018

I have never seen this egg head negro. New hire by Darth Meyers?

This dude is just rehashing kerry's bit.

Imagine his thesis kek

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Good morning to this honorable board

old woman named iPhone

Uncle Ted was right, technology is ruining us

Alright lady wrap it up

which inmate is this?

The one that was arrested and convicted.

which inmate is this?

Randal Patorno

Fucking smartass lel

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Did aunt ginger just take a dump.

I.T. guy if your lurking please fix the court room mic problem
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That's another part that has to be absolutely mind-fucking. Dragging your family into it.

Join our zoom meeting and testify

Fuck sake.
I would want to slit my fucking wrists.

He got a big heart, we prayin'

What did Aunt Ginger just do?

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She painted that white porcelain, brown.

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ONLY 26 YEARS

AHHAHAHAHA fucking clown world

cheated with 15 year old

FUCK

You could even see her grab TP to wipe.

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He killed a drug dealer, right?

That he let into his house, so he could sell drugs out of it. And hook him up with some.

next up: Lamont Brown

17 and an athlete

What are the odds?
Isn't everyone at that age?

September of 2001 was a rather fucked up month.

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Had to run to the bank
Did I miss anything good?

If the charges sound funny, I did not eat the cunny!!

white niggers sure are dumb.

I was in 5th grade math when the first tower fell. It was a wild week kek

trying to lie to meemaw

ohhh shit

Aunt Ginger took a dump while on the phone with the parole board. Unironically.

NEVERFORGET

Carnal Knowledge

Isn't that a Van Helen album?

No fucking way.
I'll have to find that.

Lucky Admiral

They all talk like this because slavery. Right?

About 23 minutes ago.

Can I say sumthin'

No.

THE ETERNAL VICTIM

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chuck pls

This guy is more full of shit than Aunt Ginger

NO STFU NIGGER
of course chuck

Don't make prator fetch the bullwhip chuck.

Yeah, talk over the board repeatedly, that'll help.

i enjoyed his

cmon man

gesticulating before he got cut off

Aunt Ginger is quite devoid of shit

he a good boy I vote to grant

lol fucking nigger

mmumuhmumh it was my clemency mhumumuhm

Do I see women on the docket?
Those are always fun.

Last 3 look to be she boons

Possibly several are all possible she-apes.
Shaquita, Trinitria, and Rashunda

There is no membership in AA/NA.

Gin and milk? did I hear that correctly?

That's some Liza of Lambeth type shit.

Not another one can't take anymore of this rambling.

Same

Why lay around? Why not go to school?

Maybe one day...

Retarded Chuck is retarded

can I say one more thing?

NEXT

I'm gonna go celebrate with a tall glass of milk and gin.

Yeah that was abrupt.

It's the poor man's white russian

I like to watch him put on his glasses and his ink pen and scribble a few lines like he’s in deep thought.

What the fuck am I listening to.

this podium lady has a phd? she speaks so uneducated

so I'm thinking......

I hate this woman already.

she's been thinking

Her logic makes no logic

she talks like tommy wiseau

fresh bake

Very valid observation.

Sounds like english is not her native language

she is a slav and it tells you how much lousiana phd students mean

tyb

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