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Ultimate MAGA.

Are you ready to get your legs blown off in gaza to make greater israel a reality?

gook chink goes broke

promise not to ever play golf again in the united states maybe you can make a new deal

TAIWAN NUMBAH 1

i love how angry and impotent you liberals feel every day
it was all for nothing

donald trump is the biblical antichrist

if all the pali rats are expelled who will blow my legs off

i'm sure excited to share this space with supposed "principled republicans" who are upset that america might acquire control of greenland or the panama canal
the greatest mistake was granting browns the power of the internet

Also, hurry up and post, groypers so I can filter you early (if you make it past my filters in the first place, that is)

Thanks for being early, we get to filter you faster now

if all the pali rats are expelled

and who's going to expel them, genius?
not the brightest, are you migamutt?

Posted it again award

Achieves nothing again award

Lost award

Xi lost the Mandate of Heaven

Very unwise

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Asmongold has achieved more shifting political discourse to the right while playing video games and not even trying just the last several months than Fuentes and his groypers entire career. He's more popular than him, there's a reason Sam tried getting asmongold to watch dear Elon and not Nick. Asmongold has a higher chance of holding a political office than any groyper ever will and he just plays video games most the times.

This is why they seethe over asmongold.

SEND CHECKS

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ATTENTION EVERYBODY:
THIS POSTER
IS A DUMB NIGGER FAGGOT

I find it hilarious when migatards post milo, a literal homosexual with a black husband... to "own" the groypers

Xi lost the Mandate of Heaven

Checked.

Did you hear ACB sided with the liberal justices again on the deportation case today? Disgraceful.

SUPREME MAGA

So China has begun stimulus while the US is just sitting tight. I guess trade wars really are easy to win when you have a trillion $ deficit.

a line of about 200 d7 bulldozers idiot

I would personally pull my support if it ever came out that he used the N-word. Not joking btw

I'd gladly start a civil war rather listen to a fucking word that faggot has to say

Milo wrecked Nick's bussy.

Look. Trump got the airbase back.

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you have terrible taste in politics and in women

wait lmfao no way hahahhahaha

country that desperately wants to maintain the “chinaman pray long game of go while you pray checkers, roundeye” meme vows to commit panicked suicide

lol
anyway,
fatcat to base, fatcat to base, i somehow ate too much meat while also somehow staying well within my macros
requesting tomboy evac team. unable to move. over

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MAGA

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I ironically watch the roach lord, I don't know why.

nigger who is a known thief sneaks into another school's tent during a cross-school sportsball match

steals white student's seating

white student politely asks him to relinquish his seat back to him and informs him of where he's supposed to go

nigger starts to chimp out angrily, reaching for his backpack (his knife) and daring the white student to hit him

white student isn't even given a chance to say or do anything before he pulls a knife out and stabs him to death

cries that the white student was threatening him, lies about being punched by him, and gets 200,000 dollars gofundme cash for his criminal defense

CRS from the DoJ threatens the victim's family into forgiving the killer and implicitly aplologizing for being white in a press release

Tnd cannot come fast enough

trump needs you on his secret service team

Remember materialism is not MAGA. Give up your wealthy goods for spiritual enlightenment. Do not let your souls be tethered by that new phone, computer or car. Embrace the necessity of survival and the purity of struggle.
PRAISE HE WHO IS TRUMP

He used the leverage he has since Biden has been sending them money to get something out of it jej

anyways if true you'll see the usual suspects bitching but it's an objectively good thing

kek, I knew posting Milo would upset the gayboys.

YAYY WE'RE BACK IN AFGHANISTAN!

An absolutely great day

Groypers still have to be contrarian faggots and throw autistic tantrums because they can't be happy about anything.

I can't wait for their mass suicides.

Wish that leaf thread would have lived longer.

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America is getting better.

whites wont do shit
niggers know they can just go around killing whites and nothing bad will ever happen to them because whites worship niggers as gods.
White mans burden is forever.
Catholic guilt is forever.

expelling a population is way fucking easier than occupying a country like afghanistan. keeping mudshits out is 1000 times less dangerous than trying to do the whole diplomacy bullshit. but you are a retard so you wouldnt get it

NO FUCKING WAY

Wait what the fuck? How? Why? Lmao

I think you were just proved wrong. We're redeploying in Afghanistan and deportations are still under 1k a day.

kek are you me? i hit the mac and cheese like it owed me money. lung capacity severely reduced. and uncomfortable to even lay down

GIVE THEM THERE COATS

This is a loaded question because it tacitly suggests that anything Trump has done so far is wrong or even arguable. In fact your characterization has been so consistently wrong for the past 10 years that to even suggest the onus is on any of us to take some sort of responsibility for the pain you feel from artificial problems you created yourself through propaganda and spin is simply ridiculous. You are owed nothing. You dug yourself into your own hole, and if you are unhappy that we are getting what we want through Trump that is not my problem.

hey man let me just make a vague accusation something something "principles" I don't have and then run away when my bluff is called

according to my le principles it is ok to strawman and grossly oversimplify every single political discussion ever if it benefits my latent assertion that orangeman bad and you need to stop supporting him

Mhm.

Talifats probably want the emone America would pay to "rent" the base from them

Any shills in here want to talk about Eggs? And also, the strong AMERICA economy! Poor shills from other poor countries need not apply.

I can talk about eggs all night if you guys want to.

what part of expel do you not get? if a mudshit comes at you armed or not you get to engage with force. unlike the previous strategies

Ship gaypers and woketards to el salvador and gitmo.

expelling a population

what a great idea lmao
we're on track for 1 million interior deportations across 4 years but lets send american troops to ethnically cleanse 2 million palestinians from gaza 10,000 miles away, because our greatest ally (tm) demands us to

roger wilco and ty

kek are you me? i hit the mac and cheese like it owed me money. lung capacity severely reduced. and uncomfortable to even lay down

im lucky it wasnt mac that did this because im not immune to that, especially when it has breadcrumbs in it

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obsessed and mentally ill
nightmare blunt combination

ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY

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Shill bros...it's over. We lose. My funding has ended and I am calling it quits. My tranny associates have suddenly went offline or straight up disappeared for no explicable reason. Furthermore my glownigger contacts have gone dark. We failed to stop Trump. We failed to shut down /ptg/. How did we ever think that we can stop pure concentrated austism fighting for good and justice which rivals current corrupt intelligence agencies. Globalists have failed us and their dem pedo traffickers are running out of time.

On the plus side, my invest in fine ropes has gone up! It's made out of your mother's public hair!

They constantly do shit like you described in your post then act offended and better then thou when people want to stop trying to explain their standing to them.

lol

Trump said he's willing to go up to %500 tariffs with China, he'll be their huckleberry

anyway,

fatcat to base, fatcat to base, i somehow ate too much meat while also somehow staying well within my macros

plotting on upping my meat intake in a couple weeks, any suggestions?

requesting tomboy evac team. unable to move. over

sorry they're currently tied up with the catgirls on the dark side of the moon. over.

ummmmm, using a base is literally a full scale armed invasion

Groypers aren't sending their best

Your reading comprehension might be a little skewed and I suspect that you're sensitive and have an ultra negative bias towards even the thought of criticism against Trump that you immediately disregard it. I said "if" not "when" or has done" theres no implication that he will ever do anything a person here disagrees with.

ohh wow im off the trump train now. kek faggot keep pretending to be a "nazi" and not a leftist troon

ah yes please by all means descend into a shitpost spiral now that your bluff has been called and everyone knows you have no genuine arguments that aren't pathetically spun strawmen

You're such a fucking loser kek

best i can do is post this

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I said deployment, which is exactly what it is. Bagram is huge and will require a sizeable force to maintain and defend. Sorry broski but thats just the truth. Likely to support strikes or attacks on Iran.

hey why didn't you reply to me?

how much paste did you eat in school?
be honest

One man does. And Judas Trump would have Lindsey Graham, a man that bears responsibility for getting getting US service men killed in a war they were deceived into waging, pardoned of his treasonous crimes.

And in his place he has proposed the representative Thomas of Kentucky, a man of his principles, to be crucified instead for not surrendering them under the threats levied by Trump that he do so.

"Believe ONLY, and she shall be made whole." - Luke 8:50

Jesus Christ, author of faith alone

MAGA, God bless, and be at peace with Christ alone.

What bluff? Do you not hold principles independent to the loyalty of a man? That was the only question I had. Some say yes, some say no. Not everyone is the same. Instead of spergging out you can just say "No" lol

based and true truth pilled

Sorry which post?

Ok
Only reason I can imagine being mad about this is if you're a mudslime

i can't wait to phone bank and donate to massie's primary challenger in 2026 :)

no worries!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nah I just don't believe we should have bases in every nation on earth until we get shit sorted in our own country. Get deportations up to 10k a day and then get back to me about your neocon adventurism. Deal?

being a nazi is when you support everything jews do and want american troops to die for israel

if you disagree you're a leftist troon

Ahhhh so this is what fear looks like. The rats are runnin.

hey what's a neocon?

SUBMIT TO MY STRUGGLE SESSION

TELL ME WHEN YOU'LL STOP SUPPORTING TRUMP.. TELL ME!!

TELL ME YOU WILL CONCEDE IN A WAY THAT IS SATISFACTORY TO MY NEEDS

OH YOU WON'T DO THAT? I GUESS I'M THE IDEOLOGICAL BETTER MAN HEH

nah

you
are
owed
nothing

Sorry I sent you the wrong post, this is the one I meant to about the principles stuff (I don't care about greenland or canada personally):

Why do all groypers use nigger slang and talk like niggers?

i never said i supported hebrew policy though. so yes. that does make you a leftist shill (tranny)

I mean, at least their attitude proves without a shadow of a doubt that they're not real and so should never be given attention or taken seriously. No core beliefs, no genuine philosophy, and no moments of actual enthusiasm. Just astroturfed doomerism.

that's strange you didn't answer my question at all! it's okay, i'd rather you spend your time and energy addressing my new one in

i never said i supported hebrew policy though

you just support trump going along with everything they want and sending american troops to fulfill their territorial ambitions

Who cares, they're worthless

Yes. I'm sure you would have been among those shouting, "CRUCIFY HIM!"

Enacting malice on an innocent man is a sin. Repent and ask God to forgive you of your ignorance and idolatry.

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Because they're niggers.

Trump said he's willing to go up to %500 tariffs with China, he'll be their huckleberry

hot damn would that be fucking hysterical

china: i was just joking around

trump: i wasnt

plotting on upping my meat intake in a couple weeks, any suggestions?

ground beef and lots of it. get a block of cheese to shred up and mix into it if you like that.
search for stores that discount cuts that are getting too old
buy in bulk if it can get you a discount, which means making frens with a mom and pop butcher
farmers markets: go to them and look for the independent meat sellers. read “meeting people” before for a +5 boost to speech and “salesmans weekly” for +5 to barter. if the vendor is a tomboy, remember you have a blessing of blurry, autistic charisma from the west
the above applies to chicken too if you prefer.
and remember to keep things interesting and buy an air fryer, those are the shit

sorry they're currently tied up with the catgirls on the dark side of the moon. over.

damnit i bet thats sexy as hell too
lol

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Whoa, this seems kind of big.

anon you're wasting your time arguing with a literal jew that thinks americans should die fighting the houthis and iran

hey wasn't it REALLY funny when the jews killed massie's wife and he did nothing about it? lol!
it was even better when he missed votes right after and democrats succeeded on key votes by a single vote margin!
nice principles LOL

Interventionism and foreign adventurism at the expense of the welfare of citizens at home. Why not use the resources financial and material and manpower to increase deportations at home rather than Bagram airbase? Bush Clinton Bush and Obama all prioritized foreign affairs over the affairs of US citizens and it has nearly destroyed our society.

Whose mask is it?
t. C^2

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ALWAYS AWOO
WE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)
SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLS
GOD PROTECT TRUMP
DROP THE HAMMER
SMASH THE PLACE TO PIECES
PUNCH THE SCORECARD
HANG THE RIGGERS
JINX THE JABBERS
FINISH THE WALL
HOLD THE LINE
DRAIN THE SWAMP
SINK THE CHINK
BAN THE TRANS
BE KAWAII
DEPOPULATE ELITES
WE ARE SUPER ELITES
IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE
JUSTICE FOR LORI
KILL THE SHILL
DON'T BAKE THE CAKE
BE BEST
HONOR ABE
DEFUND THE FEDS
ALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS
STOMP THE TURTLE
STRONGER TIMES NOW
BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
LIGHT THE FUSE
PLAY MINECRAFT
EAT THE BURGER
ISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLY
THIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY
BANKRUPT THE BANKS!
WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!
DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAY
KEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOON
DEPORT THE HORDE!
CHRIST IS KING
ALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
TRUMP FOREVER!
7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
BETTER WEIRD THAN QUEER
ALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDS
SUPPORT THE ONESIES
PLUG THE LEAKERS
RAKE THE LEAFS
BIG DICK BED CHEM MAGA ENERGY!

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AWOO!

You have great taste in politics and in women

okay so a neocon is someone who wants

foreign adventurism at the expense of the welfare of citizens at home

do i have you correct?

im not even going to bother trying to discuss shit with you anymore because you twist and change to suit your own leftist shill narrative

I know, occasionally I get bored and enjoy the pointless distraction.

SCOTUS sided with Trump on Alien Enemies Act deportations

This happened today and is generating significant seethe.

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They've never been "right wingers", it's always been a leftist larp. They're marxists, they want punishment and destruction. Something good happens for America? Completely ignored. Something can be spun as, if enough lies are injected, complexities ignored, realism distorted, a potential 0.01% negative to fire at the enemy's support base? Spam it at the top of every thread, repeating the same images and social media noise as much as possible, ignore all arguments and repeat from fresh start every thread like nothing happened.

Holy shit really?

Explains the money they've been sending to the Taliban.

What about the things I listed don't qualify as principles that I care about?

Do you speak English, cracker?

Gonna need to sweat out all that extra salt I've been consuming

I'm just annoyed at their constantly changing demands. They say one thing, they get their desired result, and then they move the goalposts to an outrageous degree while demanding instant gratification like a TikTok addict. They all pretend that they want to be Captain Stormfront McRacewar, but they'll never do shit other than sitting on their fat asses in their rooms, seething while collecting neetbux.

that's because it wasn't responsive in the slightest!

what is 1+1?

ORANGES

uhhh okay... how about we try a different topic

DUDE WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING ABOUT ORANGES

translation:

i lost and have no other response besides calling you a tranny

you lost lol
I hope trump sends you to get your legs blown off in gaza so I don't have to see your dogshit posts or that ugly raccoon bitch anymore

cute doggo

I told you that things I cared about are mass deportations, increased jeet visas, and foreign wars. Those are some important principles that I measure Trump and any politician up against.

How exactly is it a good thing? I mean unless you just walk in glass the fuck out of anything still there what possibly could this be useful?

Enough westerners have died in Afghanistan. Let the place rot.

I see you've no intentions in repenting of your idolatry. In fact, it's obvious that it has brought demons into your soul, to laugh at and revel in the death of a man's wife.

I'll pray that God forgives you but I'll keep the belief that he ought not.

Nice boots, I guess ~

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so let me get this straight. as a far right winger. you want other far right wingers to get their legs blown off? are you a fucking retard or something? or are you not actually right wing and just a faggot leftist tranny

because.. they're.. not.. right.. wingers.
which part of that don't you understand?
they "move the goalposts" because they're the enemy. they aren't here to be proven wrong and apologize and admit they're actually getting everything they ever dreamed of for "the country" or "the race" and more. they're the enemy, the footsoldiers of the people who want you dead and think it's funny.

hey why aren't you answering

when the "hey man i'm just asking questions" concern shill starts making out with the other groyper in the thread

aww it's cute when the two sockpuppets kiss

be sure to keep that visibility boosted, that's the one alinskey rule you do remember to follow!

trump is a fat orange retard

what the ducktits?

Why are Mexicans so much more culturally self aware and based compared to white boys?

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hot damn would that be fucking hysterical

china: i was just joking around

trump: i wasnt

they laughed, but Trumo wasn't joking

ground beef and lots of it. get a block of cheese to shred up and mix into it if you like that.

search for stores that discount cuts that are getting too old

buy in bulk if it can get you a discount, which means making frens with a mom and pop butcher

farmers markets: go to them and look for the independent meat sellers. read “meeting people” before for a +5 boost to speech and “salesmans weekly” for +5 to barter. if the vendor is a tomboy, remember you have a blessing of blurry, autistic charisma from the west

the above applies to chicken too if you prefer.

and remember to keep things interesting and buy an air fryer, those are the shit

that is all excellent advice except for the part where I have to talk to people, and I have an air fryer and have 0 idea what to do with it besides heat up frozen shit what do you recommend

damnit i bet thats sexy as hell too

I realized the other day that they recycled the "God please don't strike me blind" joke from Sealab in Archer, but they did a lot of that

Contrarianism and zoomers. It's a lethal combination.

Also this

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Any Republican old enough to run for office will hold beliefs indicative of a Tea Party past.

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Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!
Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!
Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!

Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!

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the only possible way this happens, if it did happen, would be through normalization with the taliban
there'd be no more dead americans, unless ISIS-K mounts an attack on the airbase but that'd be unlikely to result in any real damage
and i'll pray that massie loses in 2026 (hint: he will lol)

They're just fake. Like literal commie front doing fake and gay psyop pretending to be right-wing.
The secret to not letting these people get to you is realizing they're 100% in bad faith, there's no persuading them because they don't really care. Don't waste any mental energy even trying to formulate a counterargument because all they're trying to do is get you to waste mental energy.

retarded dems just fast trackrd this to scotus. good job retards. they just fucked themselves permanently.

We need to annex:
1. Aruba
2. Bonaire
3. Clipperton Island
4. Guadeloupe
5. Martinique
6. Saba
7. Saint-Barthelemy
8. Saint Martin
9. Saint Pierre and Miquelon
10. Sint Eustatius
11. Sint Maarten
12. Anguilla
13. Turks and Caicos Islands
14. UK Virgin Islands
15. Montserrat
16. Cayman Islands
17. Bermuda
18. British Indian Ocean Territory (crucial for national security)
19. Faroe Islands
20. Iceland
21. Falkland Islands
22. South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands
23. French Guiana
24. French Polynesia
25. Cook Islands
26. Tokelau
27. Niue
28. Pitcairn Islands
29. Wallis & Futuna
30. Canada
31. Greenland
32. Costa Rica
33. Panama
34. Saint Helena, Ascension, and Tristan da Cunha

We're Americans. We dream big and we win bigger. Europe needs to decolonize our sphere of influence entirely by ceding these territories to us. And you know what? Australia just conquered Tuvalu last year. They surrendered without a fight; they never fought Australia for their independence, and they surrendered their freedom just as easily.

These areas would be kept as COFA protectorates of the USA:

1. Samoa
2. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
3. Saint Lucia
4. Micronesia
5. Palau
6. Marshall Islands
7. Nauru
8. Dominica
9. Puerto Rico
10. Grenada
11. Mauritius
12. Vanuatu

Annexation of these would be considered if it were desirable for America's expansion. However, they would not be immediately annexed into the USA proper.

Shame about the bad tats.

That kind of power is shriveling up, God's hounds need no rest....

Nick fuentes is a faggot that has held two sides of every issue at some point. His opinions hold zero weight in anything I believe.

Alinskey rule 4, by the way. "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules."
The tactic they fixate on most here is to try and attack Anon Babble according to values they themselves don't share and principles they don't understand. Leftists serve consensus as religion, the idea of going off reservation in their own realm and saying the wrong mantras or making the wrong propitiations is a fear greater than death, so they (wrongly) think mashing that button against their enemy will shame them into submission.

I know they aren't, I understand that perfectly fine. It doesn't mean I can't be annoyed by it.

Rule over ashes ect...

These niggas are actually going to end up going to war for nothing basically

Yeah trump challenged them directly and forced them to respond. He’s taking advantage of their refusal to ever lose face to totally cut them off. Then he’s gonna make deal for 2 years with the rest of the world while china is sidelined. Bet trump will specify with each bilateral agreement that they have to stop Chinese products to gain entry in the USA.

kek I hope he's right, ruining their own economy will be regime suicide
Chinks really in a lose-lose situation right now it's great

Since leftists like the ACLU are so afraid of the 5th Circuit, can someone tell me why Trump couldn't just nominate 3 Texas judges to the Supreme Court?

he’s been seething here long enough to be specifically mad about that fucking raccoon

they laughed, but Trumo wasn't joking

he’s a funny guy though, probably the funniest president ever

that is all excellent advice except for the part where I have to talk to people,

i admit its a major flaw

and I have an air fryer and have 0 idea what to do with it besides heat up frozen shit what do you recommend

ill keep you posted since i only got back in the game literally yesterday but go buy or make some jalepeno poppers, cook them all up at once and then put them in the fridge. when you cook something else like a steak in there, throw one or 2 of the poppers in about 10-15 mins before its done and thats your dessert. my dumbass body is seeing it as dessert, the retard, theres like 5 carbs max in those

I realized the other day that they recycled the "God please don't strike me blind" joke from Sealab in Archer, but they did a lot of that

many good jokes are repeated and stolen, thats how you know theyre good

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it's almost midnight

why are mexicans so short, fat, and stupid?

if chinks attack Taiwan, how will anyone stop them? will other Asian countries blockade?

he’s been seething here long enough to be specifically mad about that fucking raccoon

You can't normalize with the Taliban lol. This is just straight up setting Americans/west getting massacred again. Sure it may be a few years but what happens when some female USAF fobbit causes a stir by not wearing a burka. Congrats, that's a suicide bomb coming your way.

Saudi is strategically worthwhile to put up with the dumb shit from the royal family. But Afghanistan? Fuck no. Either glass the whole country and start over or leave it alone.

It's so good

Let's see if they're inclined to find out!

I'm going to post trump's plan to restructure global trade next thread

This is the research I've done to figure out what's going on with the trade deficit, what's causing it, and what trump is going to do about it.

In a month or two, this is what everyone will be talking about.

okay, here it is
"Why Trump's tariff chaos actually makes sense (big picture)"
youtube.com/watch?v=1ts5wJ6OfzA

The trade deficit is caused in large part because of the global reserve currency status of the dollar, which causes greater demand for the dollar, which makes it a stronger a dollar.
That makes it harder to export.
And it also means a lot of countries have US dollars in reserve, and want to get something out of it, so they buy US debt. Sometimes US stocks.
Which means we can consume more by issuing more debt, but there is no trade rebalancing that would normally happen, so we just get a larger and larger trade deficit and more and more debt. And more countries hold our debt.
This is okay for a while, but eventually it causes really big problems. The natural process of trade deficits rebalancing out and currency rebalancing can't happen with us.

So what is trump's master plan? Keep the global reserve currency status, but have a weaker dollar. How? Well that's the problem. The solutions are speculative. Grand bargains
The kind of shit that would redo the global trade system. A new version of bretton woods
Thus "A User’s Guide to Restructuring the Global Trading System".
hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/638199_A_Users_Guide_to_Restructuring_the_Global_Trading_System.pdf
This is trump's master plan. And it's what everyone will be talking about in a couple months, once it is revealed. You're starting to hear murmurs about "bretton woods this" and "bretton woods that". That's what this is leading to.

How does orange hitler feel BRICS, and the rest of the global south are absolutely cucking America to no fucking end? Will he concede defeat?

Jerking it to Amy to punish her.

if that happens japan and South K will abandon china no matter how badly they're tariffed they dont want conflict with the USA

I should stop paying at the grocery store until they start buying stuff from me.

he’s a funny guy though, probably the funniest president ever

definitely funnier publicly, but Tricky Dick seems like he'd have been fun to hang out with

i admit its a major flaw

it's probably good for you, especially since you;re in a purple state, but I just can't even with these niggas

ill keep you posted since i only got back in the game literally yesterday but go buy or make some jalepeno poppers, cook them all up at once and then put them in the fridge. when you cook something else like a steak in there, throw one or 2 of the poppers in about 10-15 mins before its done and thats your dessert. my dumbass body is seeing it as dessert, the retard, theres like 5 carbs max in those

with the breading? huh. I'll have to research that further because I love me some poppers

many good jokes are repeated and stolen, thats how you know theyre good

IDK if I ever told you this, but Dennis Leary actually stole the Asshole song from a bit Louis C.K. did in front of him when he was just starting out
but there's no time to talk about that now because I have to watch this blurthing

That's why I always give a resounding "yes" whenever a shills tries the "everyone who disagrees with Trump is a shill".

All they eat are beans

That looks like a fun game

AWOO & always a great song!

I'm sorry, I didn't want to believe that ass could betray us

and he's been consistent about it for like 30+ years, not sure why anyone is surprised

the taliban has been desperately seeking normalization and relief from sanctions (especially seeing how fast it happened in syria)
the last thing they'd want is to jeopardize that by doing something dumb to an american (and again i doubt there'd be that sort of lax movement under the watchful eye of hegseth and caine)
but, yes, of course the actual answer is the glassing but unfortunately the world is LAME and BORING

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It would take them forever to assemble the ships everyone would know in advance. The us would just move a fleet in front of Taiwan and dare them to attack. If china attacks us ships then trump drops 2000 nukes and sends them back to the Stone Age.

Yum

I wrote a community note under the CBS tweet. Hopefully it gets approved.

also look up “steak and butter gal”
shes alright for a chink
rare but terminal
no breading on mine, just bacon, pepper and cream cheese

IDK if I ever told you this, but Dennis Leary actually stole the Asshole song from a bit Louis C.K. did in front of him when he was just starting out

you didnt and now my world is upside down

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ok i found a real gemerald in the rough

Nevertheless ~

Erm they bought a billboard mkay

goyslop won.

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Hey ptg...

All that we have lost, we shall regain
This I pledge, for my sons, for all our sons

It was! The BBS era was peak

no way his neck is really that narrow

I am not participating but I am also not surprised.

I noticed how you didn't specify the entity to which you send your prayers. Curious. Perhaps a condition of the demon that has your soul.

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IT'S TIME!
(Verification not required.)

IT'S TIME

ITS TIME!!!!!

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Pride of his ancestors guide him! Legalized tomboy time!

Dang it.
Nice work.

Very nice!

Close!

WUT

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00:00:00

TONIGHT
HHnn

another base to attack iran from?

UH.. UH...
OH N-

Taking Taiwan is no easy task. There are only two times in the year where waters are calm enough in the Taiwan straight to launch an amphibious assault. And if there was an major amphibious assault planned, you would be able to see it from the spy satellites. People would see it coming from miles away.

However, something in between is a blockade. China could just blockade Taiwan under whatever pretenses, which China is currently practicing a whole bunch.

x.com/ianellisjones/status/1909018510090469880

This wouldn't require firing a shot and force US and its allies to respond. It's kind of a grey area of a potential war. But China risks a great deal if they did do this without having the upper hand.

When Russia invaded Ukraine, the response was very swift. Ukraine should've been conquered in weeks. Instead, it's held off for years. China is much richer and much more connected to the world than Russia was. It would be so painful for the Chinese if much of the world responds to China like it did with Russia.

Sequentially!

tomboy evac team is leaving better get in on time
or have your legs blown off by leftist shills (oof)

Yeah, it'd be like if Ron Paul won in 2012 and started closing military bases, pulled out of Iraq and Afghanistan immediately and recklessly, and attacked the Federal Reserve. Like, what did you expect him to do?
Good job, kot and fren!
Hurray!

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meh oh well it is touhou /ptg/ nighttime

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What do you want to name your home planet?

Covfefe

The practical members of the Taliban government trying to run a nation, sure, but the Taliban, based on religious extremism, cannot be practical for long. Like seriously ask anyone who was there. They are completely incapable of tolerating anything that doesn't align. They, have zero capacity to respect the west. It's not a question of IF they do something dumb, but WHEN.

When the Taliban took over after the Biden disaster, they only cracked down harder on their population, especially women.

Again, there's literally NOTHING in Bagram worth the headache. Nothing. As I said, Saudi? Yeah, they're worth it. But Afghanistan has zero strategic importance, is shit for logistics and is a ticking timebomb.

The release of the audit of Panama Ports Company, a Hong Kong-based conglomerate subsidiary that operates ports at both ends of the Panama Canal, comes as U.S. President Donald Trump’s administration alleges Chinese interference in the canal's operations, which Panamanian authorities have denied. It also happens the same day the U.S. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth arrives to the Central American country to participate in a subregional security conference.

“There are many violations that will have to be explained,” the Panamanian comptroller said.

He added that the audit’s results will be sent to Panama’s Maritime Authority, which oversees the ports and has the power to terminate a contract.

Yum.

Back in those days there was such a sense of mystery about it
I remember dialing up to a bbs for the first time, before having any form of internet, to download doom .wad files and thinking it was like the most miraculous thing

Good jobs frens!

oof

bigger oof!

They're doing it bros, ablock is 100% done

I was promised a fucking market crash today. Promises not kept, Donald.

Fool? Maybe for my tool

People use chrome?

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lick his eyeball!

ty coral, nn and stay comf
ty maline or esl teacher fren
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DO THEM RIGHT
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im out
greentexts are because gookmoot
ask me later for a (you) if you felt denied
nn

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Shes not black.

Chromium

lol imagine using a Chromium-based browser.

umm that ass was staring at me first officer

Commies are angry that Trump is destroying the country when it should have been her turn to destroy the country

Opera, Edge, Brave, DuckDuck Go....are all just forks of Chrome. They are all literally just Chrome.
This affects every single browser except Firefox.

But people noticed, Firefox seems to have difficult loading google products, like Youtube or Gmail. It seems Google is deliberately fucking things up when a non-google browser tries to load their pages

I use edge and I haven't changed my wallpaper from the default that came with the computer

Maryland father

They're still on this meme lmao

it was HER turn

it is very easy to secure an airbase, especially when you aren't relying on incompetent and turncoat members of the afghan army (and incompetent members of US brass)

zero strategic importance

anon this is categorically incorrect bagram is very useful to counteract china especially in xinjiang where china is quickly amassing even more nuclear weapons

I would rather destroy the republic than elect a black woman, yes.

Yeah.. since each BBS was separate (generally) and completely controlled by its owner (who would be someone living in your neighborhood) it was like a sea of secret pirate treasure isles. not just for software but all the esoteric discussions and obscure texts and stuff, it was an amazing time. the 2000s internet forum era had its charms but logging on to some secret domain isolated from everything else to post messages on a "graffiti wall" was another level entirely

It's about having a base on the Chinese border not about Afghanistan itself

Theyre splitting google and chrome into companies later.

Eh, I'll keep using Firefox like I have for the last 15 or so years. When the day comes for Firefox to kek, I'll move to something else. Sine the FBI literally recommends everyone use an adblocker, there will always be a way.

zesty

What's occuring? Did it happen before? Or did it just rhyme?

Firefox is a bunch of trannies but it's still less gay than chrome

Hey remember when they stopped making iPhones in India because of lack of quality control and because like half of them tested positive for feces

Some more for beef.

I didn't want to believe that ass could betray us

adopted Haitians

True, but if they let me install all the addons I want, and are immune to Google's faggot infrastructure, they're better than nothing. IIRC, Google actually pays Firefox to continue to exist just to avoid anti-trust action against Chrome.

i hope they enjoy their anti trust suit

apple wants to damage itself

they are welcome to
it is not my problem

in fact i would say it is one of my personal favorite pet issues lately that anything that makes smartphones worse, more expensive, or less attractive to use is a marginal net benefit to society

I'd also suggest stuff that can markedly change the flavor of your ground beef, like fresh whole garlic so you're getting some variety in your pallete

You don't get it. We've had 20 years to make Afghanistan into hosts that are thankful for our presence. Didn't work. Won't work. They are genetically inferior and culturally programmed. They don't not know respect and no matter how many times you beat it into them they won't learn it. The only question is how many westerns they take out on their way.

Any possible US missile defense capacity in Bagram can be obliterated by Iran.

elect a black woman

well that's one way to destroy it

in the old days you could just telnet website.com 80 and GET / HTTP/1.0, nowadays there are so many new niggerprotocols that the web 6.66 is dependent you really can't get away from using anything but overloaded bloated cryptically functioning browserslop.
At best you can go for something that reduces the telemetry like librewolf or palemoon or whatever but past a certain point if obsession with privacy becomes one's bottom line there's just no substitute for simply logging off the internet. most things people try to do to "protect themselves" are 1. predicated on a faulty/incomplete assumption of what that protection entails, and 2. just makes them stand out more.

yeah that's because we believed in

demokkkracy

now that they can have their empire of dirt (theme: religion) they'll at least pretend to play nice

Any possible US missile defense capacity in Bagram can be obliterated by Iran.

what nonsense reasoning

w-w-w-well you guys can't take bagram back because iran could maybe possibly do something about it

that's defeatist faggotry

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I prefer mixing my own seasonings. Also, fresh garlic has a different flavor profile to dried ground or minced garlic or pickled garlic.

You see guys, Trump's playing tetris, and for years all the other countries have been sending us their bricks and blocks and we've just been taking it. But now? Now Trump is connecting quintuple and sextuple: Diamonds, Hearts, Squares, and stars, not only that but he's doing so under said bricks which morphs the bricks into more of the above to be used for more combos. It's just tetris attack when you break it all down. :)

youtube.com/watch?v=HexWDhUJiMs

limes and peppers
peppers and limes

anyway, freshly ground black pepper changed my life

use iphone

get pink eye

Do you make your own tampons too, you BIG FAT LADY?

jk I'm drunk and being sassy love ya fren

Bitch wasn't even black lol.

if you're a beginner cook and you do nothing else to up your game, switch from pre-ground black pepper in its own shaker to buying your own grinder and whole kernels. one simple trick, shit's unreal

I posted it before reading it, but I noticed this:

Since 2017, Apple has worked with partners to assemble iPhones in India, starting with older models and gradually expanding to include the latest ones. The policy both addresses China risk and avoids import tariffs when selling in India, one of the world’s fastest-growing smartphone markets.

Apple makes iPhones in India to avoid India's tariffs. HAH.

why the hell is there no open-source browser, like a Linux but for browsers?

unlike the kid who fell in harambe's pit
man, they keep losing elections on wrong race buttons

I know, I just trusted Trump on it

New thread
Go now

jej

wat
bro
both chromium and firefox ARE open source

I question if they're even "groypers." As the behavior parallels with Discord Troon raids is almost 1:1.

They had their empire of dirt. Wasn't enough for them. Instead the go knock down a few buildings in new York. You cannot reason with the unreasonable.

Nonsense reasoning

Not at all. China and Iran are butt buddies. Afghanistan is a landlocked country that is an absolute pain in the ass to resupply, ESPECIALLY if the neighboring countries ALL in the sphere of influence of China are hostile. Shit would get sieged out of existence.

It sounds like you just want to get Americans killed. Go liberate Bagram yourself pussy.

MAYBE I DO JACK
have fun though bro i'm trying to stay dry myself

nn fren

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If anything, the fact that Trump isn't reckless at all -- not anywhere near as reckless as obunga for example -- is what should surprise people a little. The dude is actually a little slow to do a lot of this stuff, and not very aggressive relatively speaking. He should move faster on a lot of these policies.

The Taliban had already agreed to allow us to keep the base, even post-withdrawal, so this wasn't supposed to be an issue. Biden decided to renegotiate Trump's deal, and gave them Bagram in exchange for allowing the US to stay through September 11 so he could do a photo op for the war's 20th anniversary since Trump wanted to end the war before the 20 year mark. Instead, the Taliban took Bagram, renegotiated the deal again, and ultimately refused to allow any US forces in Kabul past August 30, meaning that it was all pointless.