/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AND BAGRAM RETURNS EDITION

ALWAYS AWOO
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SMASH THE PLACE TO PIECES
PUNCH THE SCORECARD
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JINX THE JABBERS
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HOLD THE LINE
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SINK THE CHINK
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DEPOPULATE ELITES
WE ARE SUPER ELITES
IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE
JUSTICE FOR LORI
KILL THE SHILL
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BE BEST
HONOR ABE
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ALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS
STOMP THE TURTLE
STRONGER TIMES NOW
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KEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOON
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TRUMP FOREVER!
7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOB
BETTER WEIRD THAN QUEER
ALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDS
SUPPORT THE ONESIES
PLUG THE LEAKERS
RAKE THE LEAFS
BIG DICK BED CHEM MAGA ENERGY!

AWOO

AWOOOO

in 3 years the 30-year old boomer meme will be 40

Fucked China so hard that we took back a major sandnigger AFB

x.com/ClownWorld_/status/1909458615616061900

files.catbox.moe/6no4fw.mp4

The boomer or the actual meme?

EXTREME LATE-NIGHT MAGA

Want to know what trump's final goal is, with all the tariffs? This is what everyone is going to be talking about in a month or two.
"Why Trump's tariff chaos actually makes sense (big picture)"
youtube.com/watch?v=1ts5wJ6OfzA

The trade deficit is caused in large part because of the global reserve currency status of the dollar, which causes greater demand for the dollar, which makes it a stronger a dollar.
That makes it harder to export.
And it also means a lot of countries have US dollars in reserve, and want to get something out of it, so they buy US debt. Sometimes US stocks.
Which means we can consume more by issuing more debt, but there is no trade rebalancing that would normally happen, so we just get a larger and larger trade deficit and more and more debt. And more countries hold our debt.
This is okay for a while, but eventually it causes really big problems. The natural process of trade deficits rebalancing out and currency rebalancing can't happen with us.

So what is trump's master plan? Keep the global reserve currency status, but have a weaker dollar. How? Well that's the problem. The solutions are speculative. Grand bargains
The kind of shit that would redo the global trade system. A new version of bretton woods
Thus "A User’s Guide to Restructuring the Global Trading System".
hudsonbaycapital.com/documents/FG/hudsonbay/research/638199_A_Users_Guide_to_Restructuring_the_Global_Trading_System.pdf
This is trump's master plan. And it's what everyone will be talking about in a couple months, once it is revealed. You're starting to hear murmurs about "bretton woods this" and "bretton woods that". That's what this is leading to.

I'm a crewmen aboard the Eisenhower.

Just suffered a few dinks and a small oil leak fire. Literally spit-shined back to Maiden condition.

PAIN.

ULTRA MAGA COUNTRY

Japanese cartoons are under tariff since they're our enemies now. You need to start posting American cartoons to show loyalty to Trump.

Today, in an outrageously clever move, Trump strategically shit himself to pwn China

It is bizarre seeing him say that.

oh no! you must have missed the news! even more houthi terrorists died a few hours ago!

x.com/SecDef/status/1909460506919711139

I'm grumpy, show me a million rotting corpses please.
youtu.be/XHs99iVpnXU

He's always been right wing, Christian, and I always suspected he was MAGA.

Seaman

Me too

AWOO

Hard to believe it's really been 37 years

Ultra bigly

Found the seething chink

SAAR PLEASE

obviously fake news as the OP

The absolute state of /ptjeet/

There goes the Yuan lol. I predict Japan is about to buy a fuckload of US treasuries.

PAIN.

based hegseth
hey why is it fake news? be specific!

Provide a source for your claims

I'm just scared for the Chinese economy is all. He aggressively shit himself in chinas direction.

The drumpf administration admitted fighting the houthis is actually very hard, lmfao

reminder that America is the most powerful nation in the world and that I'm awooing

libtard white woman: i hate bimpf, spurdo swede is the better

based black man: Get on then bitch! TRUMP GON' MAKE UH'MERICA GREAT UH'GIN

holy based black man white women will never recover

hey

Stop talking like a fag.
The Taliban said it was a bullshit rumor a day ago, you are slow AND stupid.
ariananews.af/iea-rejects-reports-of-us-military-planes-landing-at-afghanistans-bagram-air-base/

Just yes.

you lost lol

Which region of the US is the best?

youtu.be/rtDouXy82-A
PAIN.
HE UNDERSTANDS ALL.

No one cares about Panama anymore we ship cargo and supplies in the American North Passage with out all the bugs heat and re res

I'm just scared for the Chinese economy

Why? The Chinese economy needs to collapse. Communist China as a whole needs to implode and die if the people of China are to ever have a chance at freedom.

Happy Hunting!

youtube.com/watch?v=X_YHXdCcmVc
kinky

Ching Chong wing wong to you too

PAIN.

Best in what aspect? Weather? Nature? Scenery? Governance?

With what icebreakers?

based black man: Get on then bitch! TRUMP GON' MAKE UH'MERICA GREAT UH'GIN

two more weeks?

我討厭黑鬼

Overall in your opinion. Just wanted to learn about different parts of the country.

You tell me

as promised

He threatened to shit China's pants too if we didn't behave

what the hell kind of show is that?

Oh you lil rascal

Then you know what to do, chang.

People really in here mask off shilling for China lmao

yeah they are fucking bugs

Give me a minute.

PAIN.
Mine.
CLAIMED.

see you soon :)

youtube.com/watch?v=fC8tSM9aznc

Purge all who voted for either NDAA or Beijing Biden in 2021!

Remember that our Trump movement's roots are in the Tea Party.
Any Republican old enough to run for office will hold beliefs indicative of a Tea Party past.

Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!
Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!
Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!
Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!

Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!

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Ukrainian War explanation: pastes.io/ukraine-explanation

Endorsements for upcoming referenda:
May 6 Ohio: No.

WE HAVE RESUMED THE OLD AFGHAN DEAL! OUR INTERESTS ARE SECURE!

THEY WANTED ANSWERS.
BANG.

We need to annex:
1. Aruba
2. Bonaire
3. Clipperton Island
4. Guadeloupe
5. Martinique
6. Saba
7. Saint-Barthelemy
8. Saint Martin
9. Saint Pierre and Miquelon
10. Sint Eustatius
11. Sint Maarten
12. Anguilla
13. Turks and Caicos Islands
14. UK Virgin Islands
15. Montserrat
16. Cayman Islands
17. Bermuda
18. British Indian Ocean Territory (crucial for national security)
19. Faroe Islands
20. Iceland
21. Falkland Islands
22. South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands
23. French Guiana
24. French Polynesia
25. Cook Islands
26. Tokelau
27. Niue
28. Pitcairn Islands
29. Wallis & Futuna
30. Canada
31. Greenland
32. Costa Rica
33. Panama
34. Saint Helena, Ascension, and Tristan da Cunha

We're Americans. We dream big and we win bigger. Europe needs to decolonize our sphere of influence entirely by ceding these territories to us. And you know what? Australia just conquered Tuvalu last year. They surrendered without a fight; they never fought Australia for their independence, and they surrendered their freedom just as easily.

These areas would be kept as COFA protectorates of the USA:

1. Samoa
2. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
3. Saint Lucia
4. Micronesia
5. Palau
6. Marshall Islands
7. Nauru
8. Dominica
9. Puerto Rico
10. Grenada
11. Mauritius
12. Vanuatu

Annexation of these would be considered if it were desirable for America's expansion. However, they would not be immediately annexed into the USA proper.

bros I lathered myself in beef tallow and laid down in the sun for 20 minutes and it cured my autism plus I smell delicious

K but why is there a picture of the plane landing there

我喜歡吃狗肉和蝙蝠湯

The Moriggan affair?
What a joke, for a stare.

China pulled the predictable move of buying their own stock with fake money, collapsing their currency

literally the goal of pmurts economics team

Fell for it award please?

It's made for the hylics that were born without any immunities against propaganda.

there's a Seinfeld episode about that

If ch*na is so great then how come they will collapse if they can't steal from us and have to play fair?

What ice

Here you go.

why is there a picture in the tweet

Even niggers are smarter than this

1989 年天安门广场抗议和屠杀

what about south america?

How much trumpvax did you take

The Atreides are gay. Every God damned day.
;)

How much trumpvax did you take

I work for Pfizer so I took none and made a million dollars by doing insider trading

Good evening /ptg/, and welcome to this week's edition of President Trump's Ultra MAGA #47 Kino Time. 1997's Stargate SG-1 continues this evening with Season 8, Episode 1, New Order: Part 1. In a last ditch effort, O'Neill activated an Ancient weapon in the Antarctic to defeat Anubis.

pluto.tv/us/on-demand/series/6234b65ffc8de900130ab0d2/season/8/episode/623defcf4379350007596c33

As always, kino starts at 1230 central, so throw those tendies in the oven, break out the Buncha Crunch and get comfy. All frens are welcome, nonfrens are NOT welcome.

he admitted to a federal crime

enjoy the visit :)

Trump was right. We really did win too hard. We can't even get a real market crash. I think I'm starting to get tired of winning, bros.

把香港歸還英國!中華民國才是真正的中國!殺死所有共產黨員!

所有美国人都有巨大的阴茎

youtu.be/vl1Qd4kMlao
For my nigga$.

$titch.

muh market crash

Most Americans don't even own stocks

checked

youtube.com/watch?v=WeVLw9GJbWM

kek you are such a butthurt little jewish fag

I think there are ups and downs to all parts of the country and that how you enjoy or dislike a given locale is largely subjective to the sensibilities of the individual
For example, places like WV are very, very, very white and has incredibly beautiful scenery, a distinct local culture and lots of historic architecture. Thinks like locally brewed licorice or honey soda or the many local confections and staples make it very distinct from other parts of the country. For example, venison is probably the most eaten meat and you'll find it in most local stores or smaller chains (e.g. rural king). It also has one of the strongest gun cultures in the country, virtually everyone you meet will be carrying a firearm.
But there aren't many employment opportunities and unless you're a doctor or a lawyer or a government employee, you're probably poor or a tourist. Even their big cities like Charleston don't really have the same kind of vibe and night life you'd find in e.g. Pittsburgh or Detroit, much less Manhattan etc.
Someone who enjoys that even just going over the state line to Virginia or a bit farther to D.C. is painful for how different it is. And the same goes for people from there visiting WV too.
So for the purpose of your question, I don't think there is a "best" state. I think individuals have to decide for themselves which state suits their desires the most. Or as Armstrong would say

..where [the laws] should change to suit the individual, not the other way around

living off dead vax goy

I'd give him a pass, he was warned

Lmao based

我中國人我開玩笑我把尿尿放進你的可樂裡

youtu.be/WfgPEh2J9aI

中国共产党害怕美国的大阴茎。

I don't really care about China personally. Our trade deals could be better and rather than fucking off in the Red Sea or Navy should be patroling our hemisphere's territorial waters to run off chink fishermen that shit on our fishing laws. As for the spying and the stealing of states secrets the solution is simple, ban the chink bastards. Ban them. As a race. Maaaaybe work a deal where a few hundred at the most are allowed to work or study here, respectively, in exchange for our people to do the same there but that's it. Problem solved. The yellow menace is defeated.

Shhhh, the left is pretending that they didn't say exactly that 5 years ago.

Nuke china, total chink death

我只喜欢小女孩的尿液。

Pear Harbour

thats a good way to meet bears

Nah. Hellfire missile strike the fucking sharia cities in Texas, Utah, Ohio and a dozen other states. Total Goat fucker Death. Get you priorities straight.

Can someone post the new webm of Trump giving Netanyahu a blowjob at the White House today?

Pretty good thread so far to be desu

reuters.com/world/us-iran-direct-talks-over-nuclear-program-trump-says-2025-04-07/

Iran does not understand.
America is not negotiating.
We are dictating terms.
Refuse them at your peril.

It's missing the webm of Trump pushing in his master Netanyahu's chair from earlier today I forgot to save it I wanted to drop it in all future /ptg/ threads but I don't have it yet

你這個戰犯。為南京道歉!

We have a Democrat problem

If not bears then certainly ants.

I'm a Democrat voter
when we sweep the midterms we're impeaching Trump a third time
prepare yourself mentally

民主黨=黑鬼

groyper requesting gay jewish fantasy porn

do you see why no one takes you seriously?

TWO CHAIR SCOOTS???!?!?!!

DRUUUUUUMPH IMBEACH

How's it going, Pat?

wake up
president talmud edition
a jew's cock is unsucked, calling all maga drones!

couldn't be me

perceived enemies want to kill each other

whoa. how much money went into finding that elusive revelation?

You will fail

he thinks his guys are winning midterms

把香港歸還英國!中華民國才是真正的中國!殺死所有共產黨員!

What's the democrat midterm platform look like?

How did the first two impeachments work out for you

Shills are really seething now lmao

Captcha = DJT4

Hey ptg...

Xi is a piece of shit garbage-nigger.

Not even Pear Harbour. He said

Pear Habour

What the fuck is a habour?

They're getting raped so hard they had to send it cherryballs lmao

Nice post.

habourdasher

Many are saying this!

where they build boats with keels

您剛才對我們的偉大領導人習近平說了什麼? - 給您 10,000 個社會信用積分。直接赴新疆開展生產 Nike's。

donald trump is the antichrist

youtu.be/F60JsBA-fjA
Fucking ridiculous, back to my Anon Babble

He's an alright guy in a terrible situation. He was made by the media to be the "most powerful chairman since Mao", but he was incredibly restrained when the gooks revolted a few years ago over those people who were locked in their apartment building getting burned to death in Xinjiang. Mao would have killed millions over the masses telling him to resign. Xi just lifted some restrictions and let the whole thing go away quietly. He's a guy trying to govern and protect over a billion people, while surrounded by absolute ghouls and insidious globalist glowniggers trying to use him as a frontman and weapon for their judaic plot. On top of all this, he's even unfortunate enough to come from a culture where any sign of losing face is enough to gamble on getting coup'd out. I think Trump will offer him an off ramp and he'll take it.

if you do something, your enemies win

And like that a new baker is now needed. Goodnight everyone, we are going to win. Okay bye! Please do not let Jewdoranigger bake ever again.

That fat jew simp paid off the Taliban so they have a forward base to bomb Tehran.

Please don't hate jews

This is very big if true and would likely make China and Iran quite mad.

Impeach a 3rd time

And do nothing. You had your best chance after Jan 6, yet you did nothing. Democrats are not trying to stop these tariffs either. Your leaders are cowards.

Oh and fuck anybody named 'Shame me.'

You know who you are!
:)

502670485

wake up

president talmud edition

a jew's cock is unsucked, calling all maga drones!

Take your fantasies back to

That's my President

Mistake, we're literally just taking back this air base for Israel.

I am me
hi :)

Hey. FBI, GATE backfired, God's Champion Wins.

Literally the instant we were having fun and I said the thread was good we got flooded with shills lmao

i don't like the idea of going back into afghanistan. its going to be seen as a return to neocon policy

Is this Bagram shit real?

I am illuminate bukake globohomo demnocracy™ thank you
shut your dirty mouth you goyim skank!

holy fuck

Bye bye!

"kill the rich!!"

stocks are down

"hahaha trumpfags are so dumb"

They're so retarded. They get exactly what they wanted and they're still mad.

x.com/ChineseEmbinUS/status/1909473051063758953

Sic Semper Tyrannis

Checkem

so according to you trump is the real commie now and you're now a leftist right?

China becomes the national equivalent to Andy Ditch

"You busin,' meeeeeeee! You bully meeeeeeee! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Shits violently in bugman

These yellow niggers are some bold shit talkers. God I hate the globalist jews so much for propping these niggers up like this. If this was the 1940s, the gook embassy wouldn't DARE talk such cash shit for fear of much greater reprisal.

everything you do is evil

everything we do is justified

ok

you're dumb as a brick

Lmao.
Wall of text cope and seethe.

The Chinese propoganda machine is extra active tonight.

What does Nick Land have to say about Gaara?

and you're a hypocrite

Say what you will about Shikimaru, but at least he's actually a genius!

if I nicely tell Trump I really don't wanna work on an assembly line do you think he'll chillax?

nigger you're fucking GAY

your enemies

you don't have any real enemies you change your mind every time trump gets a new target
if trump says "based china i love chinks and gooks" tomorrow
you'll play along and larp as a commie
you have no consistent views you're making shit up as you go and daddy trump is a retard

youtube.com/watch?v=Ok7mNomKUpA

Send him to Dale's covenant

no, you're just a faggot and you lost lol

Might be a really fun assembly line. Making Big Rigs like Peterbuilt or Mack trucks. wanna work on an assembly line that makes OTHER assembly lines which may or may not be fun truck related?

Elon manged to convince the immigration hardliner to bring in another round of street shitting jeets and displace Americans out of their labor market

but fails in talking him out of generating revenue for the federal government through trade tariffs

No man has won every battle he's ever fought, Kekius. It is human to face defeat, let it remind you of your mortality.

literal NPC

nah you are

>Elon manged to convince the immigration hardliner to bring in another round of street shitting jeets and displace Americans out of their labor market

>but fails in talking him out of generating revenue for the federal government through trade tariffs

No man has won every battle he's ever fought, Kekius. It is human to face defeat, let it remind you of your mortality.

its high time the jews lose.
for the final time.

WE ARE CHINA

UNQUESTIONABLE IN OUR AUTHORITY

WE ARE GOD!!!

Why do I get the (biased) opinion that this is a plant by the Trump administration, like the 90 Day Pause rumor?

Nooo, don't defeat me ~

Farts for your last breath

Honestly? OK.

That's for China.

oil up 1.5%

Its over, no cheap energy ever

explosion OSHA note made during date of

HE DID IT AGAIN

today Trump and Netanyahu discussed forcibly relocating Palestinians as refugees into Europe and the west.. Trump pushed the chair for his Master again.

China has a big fucking mouth. I hope they enjoy these new 50%.tariffs.

anonymous sources who refused to be named said thing that exactly fits into the narrative we've been trying to craft for over 6 months now

That is a wild stroke of luck on their part isn't it?

what

I don't disagree but I also don't believe the time for very serious conversations has yet passed. A few more tête à tête's in earnest and good faith among Americans and we just may catch a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel.

The C17s say yes.

I can only hope someone suppresses and forcefully controls an entire continent as much as China™ has done to Asia and by extension Europe, an official part of Asia™.
We hope you are please with our product of China™

yes, exactly as you said and or implied

Australia just conquered Tuvalu last year. They surrendered without a fight

are you insane? Tuvalu is a sovereign nation we don't own them please take your meds

Chinese economy gets fucked

War called the War of Divine Holy Heavenly Succession or some shit starts

200 million casualties, thousands cannibalized

Is this the end goal of the tariffs?

Fucktons of dead chinks and the end of communism? Yeah I'd be down with that.

Understandable.

what

Yea about that, I have yet to see any meaningful attempt at a dialogue in 8-9 years.

The EUSSR would still have to collapse for Communism to end.

hypocrites say that rules do not apply to them

Yeah, that's not breaking news.

Thumbs Up

say no more

Thankfully they also chose to go full retard.

The time for arguments ended in February of 2017 to be exact.

a nigger cunt who doesnt know what a woman is
a beaner spic who admitted to legislating from the bench on video, a wise latina, who is a diabetic communist cunt and a childless lesbian
a dyke kike leftist cunt, again, barren.
and amy comey barret, a backstabbing cunt who adopted nigger golem children and has betrayed the tea party types, the second amendment types, the freedom and liberty types every fucking step of the way.
yes
the damage the jew is doing is clear and present and unmistakable.

explosion in the lab

go to check lab

there is no lab

>can't fix lab
wew

hup... dart in your neck

We're now at a point where shills are openly and actively saying that we need to be troon enabling child molesting democrats or else we're secretly kikes
That's where these fucking retards have gone.

Hey what's your cope for what Trump said during the Netanyahu event today?

we're discussing a lot of things related to trade, but we're probably not gonna lower the tariffs, since we already give Israel 4 billion a year.

well their jumping off point is

I bet you're really mad that Trump is fulfilling his campaign promises

there's really nowhere to go from there

What if the Taliban are hoping we restock the airport with military equipment and then the demoncrats steal the next election and leave it all behind again?

We're now at a point where shills are openly and actively saying that we need to be troon enabling child molesting democrats or else and the Anon Babble mods are helping them spam this propaganda on this board 24/7

That is a very big point

yeah...
you slob that kosher knob
yeah...
Don't look at America, Look at me
I'm all that matters

that's why you put a pallet of hot pockets there
and nothing else

Embarassing. Thanks.

BASED
vocaroo.com/1bfaQJHq2fqA

What's a Democrat?

How much money do you think a vtuber that was Jew would make if all they had to do was real work for donations? Like build a wall out of bricks and shit?
I don't thinbk they could personally

Female voters are responsible for the decline of civilization

Northwest besides Seattle, beautiful land

Huh? How? What? When? Who?

Wherent they our enemies or something

helping them spam this propaganda on this board 24/7

and it still is so blatantly inorganic and forced and gets spotted easily.

Holy shit that's incredible. Amazing choice of genre. The goofy irreverent Pink Floyd march really captures how I feel about this

Toothpaste anon, who are those guys in the far left photo on your phone?

Also, cute kot.

Thats only a 4 dollar per Indian loss of revenue. I doubt they will start jumping out of 10th floor windows now.

confirmed by two people familiar with the matter who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss private talks,

Oh… this guy(s) again

Interesting, isn't it?

They're contrarians to the bitter end.

ngl we should just 10,000% tariff everything

fuck niggers

Vote blue or you're a jew
it's that simple

bump for jewish puppet #34174566545

Bread?

No more threads. Finally.

BEEN OUT DRINKIN PLS SOMEBODY ELSE BAKE TONIGHT

You've disappointed the MAGA chicken...

is it over?
is this how it ends?

BAKER IS GONE

Rest in piss pee...tee...gee

they're cooking up the GOODEST GOY WORSHIPING JEWS EDITION

NEW

Interesting post, anon.