I CANT AFFORD EGGS!!!!!!! IM PAINTING FUCKING POTATOES FOR EASTER!!! FUCK TRUMP AND HIS SHITTY ASS TARIFFS!!!!!!!!
I CANT AFFORD EGGS!!!!!!! IM PAINTING FUCKING POTATOES FOR EASTER!!! FUCK TRUMP AND HIS SHITTY ASS TARIFFS!!!!!!!!
You can afford potatoes? I’ve had to take out a nineteen year loan secured against my kidneys for three small rocks! This is all Trump’s fault!
How will you break them in the end though?
the great egg famine
i have started to smuggle eggs into the united states up my ass
Maybe celebrate a fertility festival by actually having children rather than painting eggs.
SMALL ROCKS? SMALL ROCKS? I've been ripping off my fingers to paint for easter, how could Trump rip my fingers off?!!!!
where do you think children come from? you paint the egg blue if you want a boy and pink if you want a girl.
A fantastic opportunity for people to think about Christianity, Jesus and God instead of pouring into shops buying chocolate rabbits.I know the two are very hard to separate. But the West can only be saved by people being cold to all those things that have become comfortable.
Painting your easter potatoes?!
Painting isn't necessary. You just have to pick out those potatoes with extra chlorophyll, they have a nice green hue.
Oy vey I believe we've conquered Jesus Christ finally kikebros. The goyim are giving their children painted rocks for Resurrection Sunday.
Where are eggs expensive in the US anyway? They're basically the same price here that they were last year.
They aren't, they just had a years worth of egg price propaganda written in advance and werent expecting trump to get the prices under control so quickly, but already paid for the articles so are using them anyway. No one is dying fucking potatoes. Eggs are same price they were under Biden now.
? At walshart BRIEFLY last year they were like $8, but that was less than a few weeks. Texas by the way. I can also get 15 dozen from sams for $52. Keep in mind I have like 7 sams club locations within 30 miles as well. I think the retards meming about eggs live in California and only shop at retarded stores like Target where everything is already over priced.
begging for eggs to other countries
pay them back with tariff
why do we even give a shit about these frivolous rituals anyway? Easter's about Jesus coming back from the fucking grave and these retards paint eggs and hide them? how the fuck did we even get here?
America is collapsing.
actual eggs are fucking gay anyway
hiding plastic eggs filled with money and treats is how real niggas do it
naw kek
No one asked you to put things in your ass. You chose to do that on your own. In fact, we explicitly asked you to stop.
Eggs are not expensive anymore bro. That ended already. You need to find something new
Is this some sort of jew fantasy about ruining Easter? Nobody is buying potatoes instead of eggs.
California, we peaked at 12 bucks a dozen but it's down to 6 a dozen now.