Brit/pol/ Morning 08/04 edition

The groups most likely to see pensions hurt by market turmoil

news.sky.com/story/money-pensions-consumer-personal-finance-latest-sky-news-blog-13040934

Starmer prepares to face questions from senior MPs

news.sky.com/story/politics-latest-live-starmer-trump-tariffs-labour-reeves-economy-welfare-12593360

‘Buy British’ campaign to combat Trump tariffs

telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/04/08/buy-british-campaign-to-combat-trump-tariffs/

Russell Brand: ‘My behaviour was normal in the diabolical culture’

telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/04/08/russell-brand-my-behaviour-was-normal-diabolical-culture/

Gas boilers now biggest source of air pollution in central London (actual good news)

thetimes.com/uk/environment/article/gas-boilers-air-pollution-central-london-c0n7bqrbz

Lenders set to slash fixed rates in mortgage price war

thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/mortgage-price-war-lenders-cuts-ksqj0v2cf

Neighbouring council to help clear bin strike waste

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgr8r77w0yo

PM: I'll only sign US tariffs deal if it suits UK

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3ev43vqj49o

Prince Harry touches down in Britain as King Charles jets off to Italy for 'historic' state visit

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14581773/Prince-Harry-touches-Britain-King-Charles-jets-Italy-historic-state-visit.html

How taking this selfie destroyed my life

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14580787/How-taking-selfie-destroyed-life-Brad-thought-met-woman-30-seconds-spark-deranged-obsession-meant-stalked-years-things-took-horrific-twist.html

Labour MPs launch campaign for digital IDs to crack down on illegal migration

theguardian.com/politics/2025/apr/08/labour-mps-launch-campaign-to-introduce-digital-ids

Hospitals in England could shed 100,000 jobs in response to cost-cutting orders

theguardian.com/society/2025/apr/08/hospitals-england-shed-jobs-cost-cutting-nhs

More muslims at the horizon. Brexit was a succes! More at five

Good morning job seekers! How did your trip to the job centre go? Were there as many abundant wogs as I'm imagining? Job centres are pure British decay kino

oh anon
if you think
smearing more shit

on a steaming pile of shit
makes the shit
any more or less appealing

when it's just
one big pile
of shit

and we don't
even have the land
to fertilize with it

in a thread
about a modern day din dins
infront

of a biological creature thingy

and you think
people are going to care
about the amount of shit

we're shit squared at this point

*pants on head*

I don't even hate you benniemongs because you're below contempt.

I don't hate insects that live in my house rent free. I just want them exterminated.

go pay for my bennies, wagie!

have fun working for Mr Stein, wagie!

Pathetic cope. I can't begin to imagine how you live with yourself, lying to DBS to get free money and a flat and knowing no woman will ever take you seriously as the lowest of the low - a grown man who would rather scam the dole office than get a job.

It's not even about the money. It's about being proud of yourself and actually going outside and handling shit, doing shit. Instead you are a pathetic, grimy little leech. Everything about you is revolting.

You have all your justifications and arguments but fail to realise one thing: as a benniemong everything you say is worthless and undeserving of respect.

I hope you all get told to either get a job this month or go to Ukraine. I'll applaud as you're shipped off to die. It's all you deserve.

xcancel.com/CDP1882/status/1909522829013381154#m

Up to 500 migrants on small boats are currently crossing the Channel, reports @markwhiteTV. Three boats have already reached British waters. All British and French border patrol vessels are dealing with the surge. Those gangs are set to be smashed any day now.

Say the line Kier
"Smash the gangs"

Fuming lads.
Go to make myself a sausage sandwich. Sausages 3 days out of date. Not risking it.
Gutted

Spoke to a fella called Mohammed when I rung the DWP recently.
Nice lad actually, though he had that distinctly muslim British accent if you know what I mean.

I have a job, I work hard. Still thinkin' bout them bennies though

Frank Bruno intonation?

What's the worst that could happen?

New positive me
We're all gonna make it

Oversized landwhales lying through their teeth about being unable to get a job because this or that.
Black dark skinned wogs speaking woginese, from Africa being corralled like a herd into a dark board room away from everyone else.
Lots of rough looking white men being talked down to at desks and grilled for not trying hard enough to get a job that will leave them more destitute than the bennies they're forced to accept.
Druggies outside the centre smoking weed under the trees in the breeze before they go in to feed the centre the same tired & boring bullshit for the bennies.

sick of it. you don't go to the jobcentre for a job, you take one look at it and get a job so you can avoid ever going inside.

you were breaking the din dins law
it changed space/time for the universe to correct itself
your wanton lust for sosij threw it out of alignment
disaster was averted

Whatever you do: don't be a large lad.

No idea
Just that "I'm a Muslim born/raised in Britain" accent

serial sex offender attacks Farage in Runcorn on campaign visit

runcornandwidnesworld.co.uk/news/25071006.nigel-farage-serenaded-street-campaign-visit-runcorn/

Whatever you do: don't

i had an indian dr the other day and he was cool with me, prescribed me some decent meds

that's the spirit, lad
with the right attitude, nothing can stop you
do you think alexander the great had depression? NO

Explosive diarrhoea and vomiting. If it was 1, maybe 2 days, I'd have risked it, but they even looked a bit dodgy so didn't dare.

alexander the great

Inherited an empire from his daddy

I have been constantly and vociferously badgered on Twitter and by email by people, presumably from this forum, who express the desire that I visit you and grant you an audience.

After reading this long, meandering page, seemingly devoid of any real or rigorous discussion of British politics I utterly fail to imagine how I, even were I so inclined, would engage in any meaningful manner. Though I can't foresee any circumstance in which I would want to engage with the contemptible ghouls that seemingly inhabit this vile corner of the internet, not with the sickening abundance of racial bigotry and ethnic nationalism espoused here.

I would also ask that you stop using me as a digital effigy or masthead for your inadequacy of intellect and inability to form coherent, salient arguments. Though I can't blame you entirely, Britain's education system has clearly failed a great many of you and left you derelict of classical logic or rhetoric.

I am not secretly harbouring racist or nationalist views, I am not downplaying my analysis on subjects of race, I am not your political bedfellow.

Explosive diarrhoea and vomiting.

this image is beautifully framed

x.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1909256303781802018/photo/2

alright, genghis khan then
top shagger he was

your superior brother bullied you so hard at the dinner table that you never recovered from it

pissed off I cant play the classical guitar as much because I sliced the tip of my index finger on broken glass FFS and the plaster gets in the way and substituting my middle finger doesn't work as well

osh is a 40 year old paedophile who runs a paedophile network with sosban and dago and the other paedophiles. They share CP on their little tranny discord server. Remember josh has been banned for CP multiple times and posted the proof of his bans.

Notorious bummer as well.

no one cares stop joshposting constantly, all you do is give him the attention he wants

This.

clearly the girl didn't throw that milkshake hard enough

a gay greek king

say it ain't so

There seems to be a positive correlation between intellectualism and inclination to engage in anus stimulation

‘Buy British’ campaign to combat Trump tariffs

Anyone know where I can find a British made phone? Laptop? What about a British made pair of jeans? A British glass of orange juice? A British made mattress to sleep on?

lol.

no
he's a paedophile

kys you gyppo cunt. your kind are just as bad as the muzzies.

Force a man to submit and it traumatises him for life. It breaks his spirit and makes him easy to mold.

Exhbit A: Mozart

piss off josh u boring cunt, go play with your AI gf

He wasn't gay, just a prolific bummer.
Well Tesla was a genius, and had a pigeon fetish.

mold

fuck off you paedophile , don't like being called a paedophile, don't post CP and run a paedophile network

today I will anon post about myself to make the brinnies talk about me

yawn

Mike Tyson liked pigeons. Don't think he was a genius or a bummer though

Renaming vinegar to "vin" to make BAMEs feel safer

liked

was

He's not dead yet

He doesn't like pigeons any more

Renaming vinegar to "vin" to make BAMEs feel safer

Renaming diesel to dieseleger to make BAME's feel confused

don't like it?
sounds like a you problem i'm going to keep calling you a paedo

hurr if i call him josh, that'll make people think he's josh and he'll stop calling josh a paedo

nope

Did they have a falling out?

ok nonce

youtube.com/watch?v=O-hboqhdrmQ

Josh is a paedophile
why does that upset you i wonder?

He was busy spending $350 million dollars in less than a decade on cars and whores. They drifted apart around that time

turn on BBC news

Prince Harry's barrister Shaheed Fatima KC's...

change to Sky news

same thing

Imagine the patriarch and defender of the Anglican faith, the King, being defended by a Muslim woman.
And this isn't even peak diversity.

Something transpired here.

no I'm just sick of you posting about yourself, haven't changed a bit in 4 years

hurr if i call him josh that'll stop him calling josh a paedo

weird how me calling josh a paedo upsets you

How can you be that rich and powerful and not have a nice good quality jewish lawyer? Like seriously, embarrassing

She's fit

lmao that's fucking blatant

Did i get banned for my funny vin diesel joke

because youre doing it daily and you retards never listen to me, stop posting about him, never reply to him and he'll fuck off permanently without the attention he craves but you cant because youre nigger brained and cant see the bigger picture.

Tails.com changed their food mix. Dog shat all over the house last night. Wet greasy diarrhoea everywhere. Might write an email. Might not. Haven't decided yet

Jannie Akbar

It's probably one of his horrible wife's mates, or there is a deal where the lawyer is crooked and agreed to bung 20% of her fee into his "charity" so his wife can spend it.

It's all about money with those 2. Keep an eye on it. Either money directly or indirectly via the charity, or indirectly indirectly by promoting Meghan's image/career (lol) so she can get more money.

I’m not josh, yet I am a nonce.

Fake cauldron confirmed.

you are now thinking about wet greasy dog diarrhea

Gammon Fellow at Harvard Law School

Taking big baz's fellowship, takes the piss

Can we just rename this josh/pol/ or nonce/pol/ and be done with it?
It's obvious the mods don't care about the integrity of this general.

Gentleman’s Relish, Shippam’s paste, Bath Olivers, Lea & Perrins sauce: the names are reminiscent of our grandparents’ larder, and a bygone age. But many of these traditional British foods are surprisingly still available, and some are even coming back into vogue.

“It’s true that food fashions go round and round,” says food historian and caterer Seren Charrington-Hollins of Bubbling Stove. “Midlifers may recall these as foods we ate as children at the house of older relatives, and nostalgia plays a huge part. On the other hand, a new set of consumers see them as new and posh and different, and will be discovering them for the first time.”

Many of these items have in common a tangy or salty flavour, which reveals their origins in the 19th century. “The Victorians developed sauces such as oyster catsup and Worcestershire sauce to pep up their meals, and give them more flavour,” says Charrington-Hollis.

“The upper-classes of this era also had a course called “savouries”, where at the end of the meal, the men would go off for some port, a smoke, and a snack such as potted chicken livers, or Gentleman’s Relish,” she says – hence the gender-specific name of this highly seasoned anchovy paste. “The women went off for a “sweet” and to play cards.”

This way of dining started to become obsolete at the end of the First World War – “they no longer had the staff, for one thing”, says Charrington-Hollis, and a more simplistic way of eating began. “But some of these items remained a ‘posh’ delicacy.”

With the rise of mass-produced food in the mid-century, and easily grabbable snacks such as crisps or nuts, the upmarket salty savouries went into decline. But certain spreads remained common in more moderate households. “I remember my school lunchboxes containing Shippam’s sardine and tomato paste,” says Charrington-Hollis, who’s in her late 40s. “And then, just the other day, I saw Sandwich Spread in the supermarket. I couldn’t believe they were still making it.”

we’ve always been nonce containment buddy, why do you think you’re here?

I'm not

Everybody is a nonce like me

Fuck off josh

See If you’re not josh, you’re at least a nonce

The absolute state of brit/pol/

You're a pack of spastics, setting off on my ebin adventure to faraway lands unknown 6 miles away
À bientôt (if indeed i make it back alive)

morning lads

Elsewhere in Fortnums, sales of Gentleman’s Relish have risen by 15 percent year-on-year, but the real winner seems to be 181 sauce. The Fortnums version of brown sauce, named after the street number of the property on London’s Piccadilly, is up by 113 per cent.

“There has been a swing back to the good old fashioned British breakfast which has supported the brown sauce,” says Liz Morgan, Fortnums’ director of buying. “Our ‘butchers breakfast box’ (which includes sausages, bacon and the 181 sauce) continually outsells the alternatives. People are also being more experimental with how they use the products, for example as marinades for meat.”

It’s hard to pinpoint exactly why items come back into fashion, but marketing teams always keep an eye on social media. During 2023 Fashion Week, Burberry took over Norman’s, a greasy spoon cafe in London’s Tufnell Park, updating it with Burberry branding, labelling the salt and pepper, staff uniforms and the window.

Charles is a muslim.

breakfast snacking box

181 sosijs

Too much even for a big lad

youtube.com/shorts/i6dMs0I66VM

Proper dindins

Personally I can't wait for Josh's salty goodness to be tokenized and brought on-chain. Powered by Chainlink of course.

Corrrrrr. I want to include a jobcentre in my first tour of Britain. I don't want to just see the monuments and museum. I want to see the real England. Jobcentre sounds like pure decay porn scarcely seen in America outside detroit.

Fuck the jobcentre off and go to the joshcentre instead

green party advertising for council elections on nationally broadcast news

we are the green party, we want socialism

we are the party for change, which is why we oppose all of labour's welfare changes

we are building houses, we should build more

be afraid of the evil foreign elite, they're really rich and forren and infiltrating our political system, vote for us to prevent that vote for unity under one party! What was that about the reddit fascism checklist?

the Reform party has no track record in running this country, no-one who isn't already in charge should ever be allowed to run the show, incidentally I'll be asking for you to vote for me as PM and to give us lots of never before MPs in the next general election

it's us or privatising the NHS

the last Conservative government was shit, amirite?

we deserve a third choice to win this time, Liberal De- I mean the Green Party

I assume a part of their script mentioned complaining about labour turning their backs on net zero and car bans, but that the speakers were confused as to what this has to do with a green party so ignored it.
Oddly this party broadcast was all full of white men and women, none of which looked particularly dysgenic, continental or religious.

Find a josh you love and you'll never work a day in your life

Dostoyevsky's novel The Idiot about a spiritually sensitive prince who was driven mad by the tragic and violent society in which he lived.

The Department of Noncing Pensioners

youtube.com/watch?v=9oQ_tbf6j2A

Noncing Pensioners

aka Gobbo's grandaddy kek

Josh has been posting here a solid 9 years now
Am so proud of what he's achieved in that time

You mean like you’re doing now?

Whys this happening innit

Sad fat nonce

Got a bit windy here

Each man kills the Josh he loves.

I saw they were absconding those dumb UK gov funded bikes to central africa but I don't understand how its worth the trouble and who would do that

I don’t know this lore

the likely scenario is, it's an over-stock donation
but still, nigger stole my wheelie bin

Just seen a gravestone
102 years old
Died in 1972
Old dear saw some serious shit in her life

Last white man in Birmingham
i.4cdn.org/gif/1744047212843886.webm (posting link for sound)

There is a concept that things which are low value but bulky, like toilet paper, salt, and used plastics, have a very low probability of traveling very far economically. The only circumstance that causes such things to move around are government support or donations but I've seen UK streets strewn with litter so supporting litter reduction in Ghana would be silly.

Wonder if she every imagined she’d be mentioned on nonce/pol/

golgappas and gupshup

Even their language sounds like onomatopoeia for shitting

JTRIG having a melty over their bot malfunctioning

would be silly.

yeah, lad, we're talking about the british government here

I bet no other cunt has even thought about her since 1972

Let it be known that Scott T Hartley opposes free speech
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/720831

imagine being born in 1870 and living past the height of the cold war

der ewige scouse

Honestly i fucking love dystopic fiction. Have done all my life. From the end of the cold war when I was a kid and we thought we would get nuked, through to the work of JG Ballard, through to the cyberpunk movement/scene (met WM Gibson in the 80s at FP book shop once), and to the post-collapse, post-zombie. apocalypse, pandemic stuff.

Now finally after all this time, after I've waited all my life, just as I retire finally the train is arriving at the station. Truly a stroke of luck.

I will leave this shithole country soon, got my visas, got my little country town where I will move to, on a continent far away. Gonna watch it all unfold in 8K UHD via the streams.

Do british niggers have the same obsession with chicken wings like American niggers do?

Yeah. Fried chicken just seems to be in their blood, like street violence and dancing

weird how you're mad about josh being called a paedo
don't like it?
sounds like a (you) problem

haha adolphin

What's the most thoroughly decayed jobcentre in the norf lads? Adding it to my travel checklist.

Theres a very amusing British videos over on adult/gif

She lived through real shit, now we have media created russian boogeymen and hedonistic trannys

When you speak like a fucking moron in court in most countries they will literally gag you. Do they not do that in the UK?

this chart, lily btfo

i actually read an article about old boys from before the 20th century finding it incredibly bizarre and jarring how fasst technology progressed in such a short time, it had a profound effect on them, we take it for granted nowadays but to them it was something entirely different

i.4cdn.org/gif/1744082092197250.webm
gif coming in strong today ngl

but lily makes him money tho...

ai? completed it mate

Goy enslavement tactics and they finally nailed it with the iphone

Haha he's switching his router off and on again lads

Dolphin Lundgren

I made this meme like a decade ago.
File properties says 9th December 2014 to be exact.

I fucking hate how long these guys are taking for them to tell me if I got the job or not. They told me they were going to tell me yesterday. Fucking nothing.

If they want to tell me to fuck off just tell me to fuck off. If i dont hear back from them by six today im going to call them.

put "remittance" into the search bar

google suggests the top search "remittance meaning in hindi"

Hm... I wonder why Indians would be the ones concerned with this word...

Everything she does is for Harvey, I think people are too hard on her

Really fucking grim situation man what's gonna be done

lily makes loli?
because josh is a paedo
must be why he wants a local version

Get me computer advice off josh
Me medical advice off Jordan
Simple as

It's Spasmoids all the way down, Peter.

Black Josh was headhunted by dell after building a computer at 16

Why is CBD being shilled so hard by everyone lately?

Oh yaaar fuck my arse you big bastard! AAAAEEEE!

give it to my French friend she wants it too

Corr blimey ill remember that video the rest of my life. Best brit I ever saw in porn

Go to make myself a sausage sandwich. Sausages 3 days out of date. Not risking it.

What's the worst that could happen?

opportunity to say whats the wurst that could happen

fucked it

Nice clock Ahmed

At least you're not speaking Romanian
Oh wait, you are, because English is majoritary bases on Latin.
Get fucked subhuman, Romania always wins, no exceptions. If I am a gypsy the you are speaking a gypsy language.

he pimps lily out

He invented a computer

youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE

Is this some magic healing water that will definitely cure your cancer this time?

he was only 11

He deserves his £50k/month job at dell

Gentleman’s Relish

I tried this once. It was really hard, like you had to dig it out, and it tasted fucking rank, like putrid fish mixed with cigar ash.
Can anyone who has had this confirm whether it's supposed to be like that?

Black kids sure are smarter than white kids.
I thought inbreeding led to infertility.

Lots of money in it. In terms of how much you can grow on a commercial scale Vs how little of the product actually goes into each unit you sell, it's a really good money maker

Sandwich Spread

COR
Haven't had that for years. Vaguely remember having cheese sandwiches with sandwich spread on them for a packed lunch at school. Want some now.

They fill shipping containers full of stolen gear and send it to their family in Africa. Usually a car with as much stolen junk as they can stuff in and around it.

I don't think arseboon is the baby daddy I've seen another clip of that woman and the baby with a regular nigger

We should build some really big catapults at the cliffs of dover and use them to send the wogs back to France.

Went for a walk to the park yesterday and I saw as I walked past there was a paki couple parked on the car park having their equivalent of a picnic in the car eating slop with their hands off of tin foil.

I usually buy brussel or bacon pate it's probably a leaner pate to be sold to hipsters as some kind of superfood.

It’s over for Lela
Boggy won

If I was King, I'd create jobs by requiring inspection of all shipping containers, lorries, vans and trains coming and going.

What an evil jew. I hope she gets fanny cancer the evil witch.

It's just one of the components of weed that retards are treating as the panacea now.

G'wan Ngoka, my sahn

Stick that RAM in there

Lefty miracle cure. It's like Ivermetcin with rightoids.

golgappas

I was in an Uber the other day. It was a Tesla. They're pretty small and very bland. It was being driven by a white man

I can't keep up with zoomer terminology anymore.
What the fuck is the third world eating and why do people insult our food?

Does it involve cows urine or faeces

cor me too lad

loved this stuff

What the fuck is the third world eating

willflyforfood.net/weird-filipino-food/
Ant eggs, worms, fertilised eggs and reheated garbage

and why do people insult our food?

Socially acceptable racism, innit
You can make fun of how the English speak, or their food, and call us inbred, and whatever else. But make the exact same jokes about Pakistanis, and all of a sudden it's inappropriate.
Same with how it's alright to do a comically over-the-top Italian impression, but not okay to do the same for a Chinaman.

My mate's got a Model 3. The interior is god awful.
Cheap black plastic, Ikea quality seats, and a stupid big ipad thing sticking out of the dash.

Same with how it's alright to do a comically over-the-top Italian impression, but not okay to do the same for a Chinaman.

It used to be fine.
youtube.com/watch?v=0QMV622vY8w

a stupid big ipad thing

First time I've ever been in one. I was very overwhelmed considering the price

Ingredients: Spirit Vinegar, Sugar, Cabbage, Rapeseed Oil, Carrots, Gherkins (contain Firming Agent, Calcium Chloride), Modified Cornflour, Onions, Salt, Egg Yolks, Red Peppers, Mustard, Stabilisers - Guar Gum and Xanthan Gum, Spice Extracts, Spices, Herb Extract (contains Celery), Flavourings, Colour - Riboflavin, Vegetables 34%

Underwhelmend. Fucking stupid autocorrect

So basically coleslaw?

You ate dodgy sosij
Shat the carpet
Blamed the dog

could try and make a seed oil free version but you know it'll never taste as nice - thats not down to the seed oils, you can just never replicate the taste of it

Send the dog shit to them in an envelope and tell them you want to return their shite food for a refund.

BACK OF THE SLOT MOI SAN

English is majoritary bases on Latin.

lmao no.

Its sandwich spread. Totally different.
I beg to differ

Sandwich Spread Sauce

3 tbs mayonnaise (full fat)

3 tbs salad cream

2 tsp pickle vinegar

1 tsp English mustard (or other smooth mustard to taste)

Vegetables (About one generous cup in total once chopped)

1 stick celery

6 small gherkins

1 small carrot

½ bell pepper

1 tbs capers

2 spring onions

Other crunchy, non watery vegetables of choice

It's all gone now. Had to wake the wife up to sort it out while I went back to bed it made me feel that queasy just looking at it. Nearly stepped in it as well

why do people insult our food?

Dey no season dey food or something like that.

won't taste the same - it just won't

Sandwich spread is for lazy fat cunts who lack the ability to make a decent sarnie

I had a very fancy burger with truffles once. It was horrible

It'll taste better

Whens her OnlyFans 'Reform voter shows me no mercy' vid?

pipe down lad

Love me pastes but don't like that actual Sandwich Spread stuff

shift change

buy British

British what? British tear gas? British bombs?

How many London boroughs are now minority English?

Runcorn and Widnes World

And what a world!

All of them but a few in SW London probably.

shave: irritate skin

dont shave: feel unkempt

existing is exhausting

British plastic sex arses

nice

>shave: irritate skin

Stop cheaping out on your razors

when the pip goes into your bank account

Is that Hastings pier? I don't live anywhere near there but a mates cousin was one the group of lads that burnt that down kek

why did they burn it down?

It's a containment area for nonces

runcornandwidnesworld.co.uk/news/25067239.man-jailed-sex-toy-prank-left-shop-worker-tears/

It was being racist

I use an expensive german electric razor to cut back the stubble then use a fancy razor to get a smooth finish and no matter what brands over time my skin just doesnt like it, I make sure the stubble is wet and moist, not dry, go slowly and never cut myself or get razor burn but my skin just feels sensitive and not great

Brighton m8

scum. subhuman scum

PLEASE HELP ME I AM FUCKING INDIAN

bloomnerg say gold will go to $4000 by year end, but buy eft not actual gold bars

go home

Rub another man's semen on your smooth face, like all other chean-shaven men do.

Its racist to resist subjugation

Just little wrongun cunts that were pissing around afaik

Just get it lasered off

converted in Egypt, apparently

Not shaved in years, just let it grow until it gets annoying after a few weeks then buzz it off with a cheap Wahl trimmer

why you dissing me for not wanting to hide my strong chin and jaw behind a beard?

unironically curious on an answer to this. What list of 'british products' are they referring to?

Forgot to get a fucking onion when i went to the shops, going fucking senile. Was going to do meal prep later, now my plans are ruined.

How is Starmer going to make this right?

Bring back the blokes on bikes with bandoliers of onions

nah as I might want to grow one when I'm an old man to wizzardmaxx

I wonder if theres groups of neckbeard egyptians worshiping pyramids and osirises and that like you get paganists here

Shopping lists exists for a reason

Just dig one out of your indoor hydroponic garden.

We're all gonna make it

Based.

Ali g interviewing Mohammad Al Fayed

It seems i've gone past the beefits of "use it or lose it" in terms of memory :(

How come pakis dump their shit everywhere? Is it because they think everything should be done for them as they're cultist supremacists and the non believer should serve them?

They don't think about it. They just dump it and it no longer exists to them.
It's the same with those people who drop rubbish out of their car window while driving. They don't even think about it.

Makes you think

Neets be chilling

Lazyness. That's all there is to it. The mountains of shit and rubbish are the default state to them.
The fact that the streets aren't usually neck high in black bags is because bin men take it away.
Now the bin men aren't doing it, the natural state of things for them is returning.

Bring on the 30s.
This time, it will be for real and truly final.

the 2030's is going to be incredibly gay with the sociopathic 'United Nations net zero' faggotry

my grandad died in a concentration camp

he got pissed up and fell from a watchtower

Aye looks like a nightmare

biggest pakistani restaurant in the world

And it's in the UK. Really makes you think

still waiting for the prominent disenfranchised and traumatised natural leader to emerge from the ashes of a broken world tbqdesu
if it doesn't happen before 28 i think we're fucked

Might start indoor shrimp farming lads

My mate got caught wanking in the shower on a school trip. Teacher said it ruined the whole trip to auschwitz.

I've been going to kickboxing lessons for the last few months.
I want to get into more street fights.
When I see shoplifters, can I kick their face in?
How much trouble would I get in?
Surly the law would be on my side right?

Werent there a scam pyramid scheme years ago where they had tards doing shrimp in the airing cupboard?

When I see shoplifters, can I kick their face in?

shoplifters are enabled by the state and LGBTQ policing. They're a symptom not a cause

if you're trained and you attack someone unprovoked you can get into serious trouble lad
just use it for self defense as it's intended

Yeah but I’ve got a bathtub so I’m what they call “investor of high potential”

You can do whatever you want if you wear a face covering and run away after.
BAMEs were quick to learn this secret art. White people tend to stand around and wait for the police to arrest them. It's very strange.

If you gotta go at it you gotta go at it

no face no case m8

Outlaw halal and kosher food, but allow its importation on a +170% value added tariff

bit racist that

But I'm doing good for society.
I don't see why I should be the one to get punished.
But you're right. I need to let them attack me first. But that's still risky.

Its called patriotism, bigot.

types out all this shit

i d-dont care about you benniemongs!

I now know why wagies waste their lives serving kikes

haha niggers and muslims need to be killed

Women have plunged Birmingham in to debt for their 'rights' to equal pay with the binmen.

Joshua Cummings, he has no mummings
Constant his grumblings, due to grandfather's bummings
Brinnies, his victims, suffer the pummelings
Always he hummings, but never touch wommings
'Cause his stomach, it rumblings
From too many yummings
When children, they see him, they do the quick runnings
His brain, very dummings
His teeth, very gummings
His belly, very tumming
His words, very umming

why I should be the one to get punished.

trying to benefit your community goes against the principles labour, you're taking a meal out of a BAMEs mouth when stopping them from committing crime, it's their career after all
Labour; the party for the working people

Simply outlaw it on already existing animal cruelty laws.

I'm doing good

This is exactly why you would get the worst punishment the courts can apply, in this anarcho-tyrannical state.

Kek

Might treat meself to an inflatable chair for the garden. Regular garden furniture is so fucking uncomfortable.

youtube.com/watch?v=K9jWvt_Ngow

getting furniture that blows away

got piles lad?

Mate you use your wheelie bin as a hot tub and that blows away

Front garden bouncy castle

I fucking hate leg day lads, also bennies chads stay winning, wage slaves back in the cage till 6

Just finished work mate

Part-timer or incredibly early starts?

6am start

Well done, lad

good lad. make your boss proud.

Bake it

Work my own hours, shitpost when I want, don't answer to Mr Shekelberg, and earn more than doleys and wagies combined
Self-employed chads stay winning.

Got a boiler that needs repairing. Midnight is the only time I can do

I love josh

I'm not a plumber kek. Though these days it's good money when you can charge spastics £200 who are too stupid to bleed a radiator or work a thermostat.

Be careful when doing jobs for bames. a lot of them refuse to pay

And they wobble their heads as if that's supposed to justify not paying

Don't blow away when you sit on it init
No, just want to be comfy. Already got garden furniture but it's uncomfortable as fuck.

just want to be comfy

Get one of those swing chairs. Or a hammock.

Fucker folds out
corrrrrrrr

Middle of Spring.

No fucking insects anywhere.

Have insects gone extinct in the UK or some shit? It wasn't that long ago I would see bumblebees everywhere.

Tried a few swing chairs and apart from being way more expensive because muh no legs they're not much more comfy desu, not for the price anyway.
Hammock is out of the question because it's a fucking hammock.

the bugs know something we don't. incoming -8°c mega blizzard

I've seen tons of caterpillars, bees, bumblebees, flies and all sorts of other insects. But yes, they've been in massive decline for decades.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decline_in_insect_populations

An annual decline of 5.2% in flying insect biomass found in nature reserves in Germany – about 75% loss in 26 years

There was a wasp in my house a few minutes ago, you can have that. Final offer.

swatted it?

Remember being a kid in the 90's, if we went into the countryside in the car, the windscreen would be covered in splatted bugs.
Now, nothing.

Nah, guided it out the window.

The spirit of the land is dying. The insects go first. Then the plants. Then the trees. Eventually, it becomes a desert.
Did you never wonder why the middle east was a desert? It's because of THEM.

Just spotted a load of little holes in the garden from the bumblebee nests. Haven't seen them yet though

Spiders are putting in that work

Just outlaw bames.

I mentioned the same thing to my mum, even said to her I read that there's been a massive decline over the year. Her response?

must just not be mosquito season

Boomers fucked the planet and thought nothing of it. Fucking sad that.

Boomers out
Bugs in

if you're talking about jews all that would have happened centuries ago and we'd have been a wasteland for centuries

corr I'd love a bumblebee nest. Some oldiewonk down the road has a fuckhuge lavender and it's always covered in bumblefrens, must have a nest nearby.