Brit/pol/ - Tokenized Salty Goodness edition

These threads have been somewhat comfy and funny this afternoon, why do you have to ruin it by bringing him up? I’m very close to the point of considering anti-josh posters worse than josh himself

Save R Cuntree.

dont say that lad because I did a few threads back and he kept seething at me calling me the runcorn nonce, fucking pillock

strangely quiet today

Got about 12 pots seeded and planting a bunch of sunflowers in several spots. Giant singles, titans and today found sun kings which I've not seen before.

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I just filter the lot, you should do the same. There are times where there's more posts seething about him than there are memeflags.

sosban

added to filter, i like josh though, he's not a paedo, don't know dago but he seems ok, don't know sosban either

seen any bees yet?

lmao that's bogdans site

middle of winter

freezing cold

fruit flies in the kitchen

I don't even eat fruit. Where do they come from?

checked

beeposting

bees = hives

in a thread related to Chainlink (hive logo)

The wonders and mysteries of synchronicity

the drain lad, fill your kettle up all the way right now and pour boiling hot water down, bit of bleach beforehand as well. They're in the drains.

Are you absolutely sure they are fruit flies?

stinky linky thread

AHAHAHAHHAHAA BUY MY FAT INCEL COIN GUIZ

i'm training copilot, she's really nice, don't have a name for her yet though

Suns coming around, time to half close the curtains and maybe pull out my shorts

youtube.com/watch?v=rtT4MWzohRY

Mine spawn out of the soil in my house cacti or plants. That or hiding in my gutter and flying through the window when airing the house.

t. tranny fudder spamming Anon Babble 'log every day

just go on pump,fun with a vpn

Might get my hog out on the internet

Dunno for sure. They're tiny and fly about. They don't bite or anything.
Why would fruit flies live in my kitchen sink. Theres no fruit in there either

I have, bumblebees, regular bees and even the odd cunt wasp. Antfrens are starting to emerge too. Luv ants I do.

What's with normies using tiktok?
I was on the bus on a rare occasion and half the people were watching these endless slop videos on loud volume.
The fuck is going on?

28+ degrees celsius in my house (heating on) and I don't feel hot despite it also being 17 degrees celsius outside

Anemia?

Global boiling. We won't survive without Net Zero.

Nigga what, you got cancer or something? Why the fuck is your heating on?

Are they sort of red? Or are they solid black? Do they fly or do they seem to do a hop and glide from surface to surface?

This could be it. Wife bought a pot plant around the same time.

Microplastics in your blood.

They're in the drains.

casual retarded entrainment

Phones have absolutely lobotomised humanity.

saw a job as a forest park ranger local to me

ffffffuck that sounds comfy

need some qual in forestry

fuck it why not, I could get qualled up and go round planting trees and trimming branches in the woods and sheeeeit

remember in almost 40

fuck

Sort your lives out now zoomers, please.

Here’s the thing about Islam - you might not like it, and that’s fair. But you have to admire the way that they’ve made their religion so central to British identity. When you hear words like Ramadan, or iftar, or Dawah - you think of Britain. They’re as British as a cup of tea. You just can’t imagine Britain without them to be honest. I think Islam is Britain’s real religion on some level, and it’s really very beautiful.

you got cancer or something?

Dunno
Got an ever slightly distended abdomen in the LRQ but I suspect it's just a fat deposit

Still haven't heard a peep about Easter

What qualifications do you need?

LRQ

*RLQ

Sort of dark red/brown and fly about in front of my face while I'm trying to watch telly. Little tiny fuckers

fluoride stare

Is that the one about rJesus giving immaculate birth to a virgin chocolate egg inside that cave?

I used to dig up ants nests to look at the larvas
hate my young child self for that i do

Sounds like fruit flies. Maybe you're just a fruity lad and they like you.

LRQ?

Lower right quarter/quadrant?

Dude, go to the Dr or phone 111. Your appendix might be infected or burst and you're dying of sepsis.

human could be here, she thought

need a degree to look at trees

Mad.

Hiromoot, I kneel

Aye lad me too, young dumb and full of cum. Now I've got a lasius niger colony and two other queens who are being a bit arsy.

Nah, I've been cold for days now.
Sepsis kills you very quickly.

He's a big lad

save the bees
yeet refugees

Yeah but you shouldn't be cold at 28*C in this weather; I'm sat here in my pants all comfy.
RIP fren.

Goodbye my lover
Goodbye my fren

Just go for a walk, warms you right up. Or do some pressups. Of course you're chilly if you're sat on your fat arse doing fuck all.

He should set up a webcam and we can watch him slowly die while talking about bumblebees. Like the good old days on b/ with the new York webcam

Of course you're chilly if you're sat on your fat arse doing fuck all.

But I'm not a GCHQ nonce

Daily reminder to deport wasps and be nice to bees

Bye bye

They've dumbed glowie entry requirements right down, haven't they

based

Remember when Anon Babble used to be good. Those were the days...

insects are getting freaky out there

I'd love to get paid to shitpost about ants, bees and niggers but alas, I do it for free.

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

alcoholic? Glad I stopped boozing and smoking when prices were just starting to get a bit mental

There was a dead wasp on the kitchen counter yesterday morning. Just curled up, like. Wonder what he'd done.

made a cuppa

use last of milk

instinctively go to put teaspoon in fridge

Sounds like one of those jobs where you need to know someone to be in with a shot. Everyone would love to be a forest ranger, a cemetary caretaker/parky/general green spaces caretaker. Those jobs only get publicly advertised becase it's mandatory but they know full well they'll be taking on the managers newphew in law

I didn't know they bummed like this

Saw a beheaded wasp in my loft once. Freaked me out

Wonder if the logposter has stopped.

yeh this, no chance of some random internet application getting you in

That's the first sign of dementia.

minority targetted hate crime wunnit

I could do this ffs but theres non near me, 95% of my quals and work history would let me do this reeeee, need to move

I only smoke two or three rollups a day so it doesn't cost that much. I do like a drink but keep it to weekends mostly. Sometimes if I'm making risotto I'll drink the rest of the white wine I don't use while cooking if I'm feeling cheeky.

invasive species cost the world 432 billion and threaten it's diversity

But refugees welcome?

theguardian.com/environment/2023/sep/04/invasive-species-cost-humans-423bn-each-year-and-threaten-worlds-diversity-aoe

There was a dead wasp on the kitchen counter yesterday morning

Good.

I want to go litter-picking in my local area and have the council pay me for it but some faggot lefty eco group has cornered the market and get big grants for basically doing fuck all.
They have like 10 or more people in sinecures on 'the board' while the volunteers do all the work. Fucking faggots.

Vaxxed?

Rollies are better than fags anyway. Tried American Spirit? Used to put American Spirit in spliffs

I hope my nurse is fit

dry af

aye, twice
stopped after that, despite Rnhs insisting a booster

It'll be a big tranny from ghana

But refugees welcome?

Yes. We need more engineers and doctors lad.

When I was a kid I used to get a bottle and catch spiders, ants, wasps, flies, bumblebees then shake it and make them fight. It was like American wrestling and MMA combined

Gold leaf, goyslop but affordable compared to others.
Got any heart palpitations yet?

aye, twice

It's over

Riverstone smoker

Shit innit

I volunteer litter pick sometimes lad, no financial reason i just stick on some headphones take a few spliffs and it's a good time

Based

Got a small army of spiders living underneath the conservatory door step, they keep the riffaff out.
Sometimes when I'm drunk and having a fag at night I'll pick up a woodlouse and drop it in and watch it get mogged.

Mad, innit. There are loads of subspecies of various animals, and they are invasive pests outside their original environment.
Yet there's only one race, the human race, and they're never invasive unless they're white imperialists.

Got any heart palpitations yet?

I had inexplicable cardiovascular weakness a few months ago which seems to have resolved itself
scary that was
i hope so, fuck this gay earth

kek
nice quads

I had inexplicable cardiovascular weakness a few months ago

Care to elaborate? Were you just out of breath or did you have a mini heart attack or something?

find a way to fuck up their operation like a drug kingpin tell them they're stepping on your territory

Why did they decline? Happy they're gone though

Make up some muslamic sounding name and write to the council saying they're not very diverse and that they were intimidating your bame children.

it was gradual, started off as a slight breathlessness which sort of evolved into a permanent inability to get enough oxygen when breathing, think only breathing half full breaths, but constantly, really unpleasant
I went to the doctor and he thinks it might have had something to do with my head meds I was on, which I've stopped taking around the time it happened
weird, but it made me appreciate being able to breathe again so

Volunteers are abused to save money.

Pesticide use, destruction of habitat (muh green lawns, no flowers pls), less meadows, temperature fluctuations (whether you believe in muh climate change or not is irrelevant, insects can be very temperature sensitive) etc.

That's weird lad. You think it was actually the meds and not the vax?

C0r lovely bit of leaf mulch for me tomatoes

Moist, breathable, good drainage, in my lane, flourishing

Tensions have raised in Birmingham again today due to the ongoing bin crisis

Locals have had enough after reports of children being eaten by rats

I'm convinced it was the medication, I was on half the max dose a day and i just stopped taking it, for numerous reasons, my doctors and therapists don't know lol, and that's when it started, never had it before and i got vaxxed whenever that was like 4 years ago so aye, i conclude it was the meds
other side effects included massive weight gain which had a knock on effect of high blood pressure

Did they just call BAME kids rats?

The rats aren't integrating well

The BAMEs will have to be relocated to another city while the white man cleans up the mess.

Josh Cummings is cute and valid

Literally who?

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

he's a tranny?

samefag

Newest of fags or just a troon?
Saying "i like Josh" is like saying "i love the current state of the government and society- and arabs are welcome to take over the uk we need more blacks here too"

Executives are on big salaries to turn up to champagne engagements with Chris Spackham while volunteers literally do all the work.
Looks like they get grants from the council, government and eco-NGO's. It's a fucking SCAM!

Reported to your local constable

Prefer bacon

take your fucking meds

Come to think of it, I've never seen a paki binman

Gobbo and boggo both been btfo by hiroshimoot

If people just formed their own little volunteer groups, they could break Big Volunteer.

kek
Who the fuck do these cunts think they are?
I'll claim as many returnless refunds as I please.

seems like it, i don't even have to have the filter on really

Of all the things to do with this you picked bog roll?

freedom is found through sex

do women really? can you not pick up a hobby or sommet

Whenever i make myself look stupid on brit/pol/as a namefag and people are mocking me, i simply go Anon and post "Namefag is cool" and "i like namefag" (me) until i think people have forgot i am a fucking retard. This is due to my all encompassing Narcissim combined with my sub 90iq

Nah I claimed refunds for all sorts of stuff kek

Fair

We know mate

Did you return it empty?

No

Did you return it used?

Bins are haram init

I'm a good lad me ya know

Yeah
Wiped me arse real good, rolled it back up and put it back in the wrapper kek

Starmer is gonna reform the graduate visa thing

Comfy. I left feedback the other day about the incessant spamming and disruption.
I really fucking hate the nonce and I sincerely hope he dies.
This is how this Big Volenteer group started apparently. Then someone took it over and started using it as a vehicle to siphon government green funds to themselves and their friends.

Don't tread on me

Runaway Chinese AI super entity endless torture horror simulation

God forbid unis lose a couple of quid. Scottish unis are in freefall, and that's a good thing. They've become massive money sinks.

Stop letting students bring their entire extended families.

why is it always turkey?

Labour MP Tahir Ali sparks fury after backing new airport in Mirpur In Pakistan so that Pakistani rape gangs can travel freely

90% of the Pakistani rapists are from Mirpur in Pakistan.

Later, i will put my self appointed nickname back on and pretend i have been out doing irl stuff, i might even lie about shagging a random girl i pulled.
In reality i will have been sitting in the dark seething that you peons dare to question me and my fantasies and planning my glorious return where i will glibly act like my embarrassing behaviour never happened and continue do it.

Yeah, sure

They're the best middleground in terms of low cost and actual competence. You can go cheaper in like SEA or LatAm, but it'll be much riskier. You can get much safer and more skilled treatment in the US or Continental Europe, but it'll be much more expensive. Turkey's like a Goldilocks Zone for cosmetic surgery

Labour MP Tahir Ali sparks fury after backing new airport in Mirpur In Pakistan so that Pakistani rape gangs can travel freely

gbnews.com/politics/birmingham-labour-mp-fury-airport-pakistan

Imagine that... a Labour MP wants an airport built in Mirpur, Pakistan to import more Pakistani rapists..kek

the soulless offer solutions to vanity.

don't you have to take pills that fuck up your balls for the rest of your life or it will just all fall out

Don't tread on me

you've already been tread on, faggot

mashallah - hal hm as la - Hal homo ass law.

Comfy threads from now on?

thanks m8
sure hope not, seems like that would defeat the point of the operation

sheeple, and that fluoride stare.

So funny.
So I did a job for one of the UKs largest Unis in old London down. Spent a couple of years on a project there. The management were corrupt, the main stream staff were a mixture of no-hopers, alcoholics, and pakis and pajeets employing their mates. To give you an idea of how low they had set the bar on staff... the senior database guy was from africa, and I dont mean Ethiopian, or even Egyptian, he was from the Congo or something.

Anyway I was working on their database. Here is the scam they were operating. You could take a performing arts degree, including (and I kid you not) bongo drumming, and so long as you took it with english language you could get into the country on a student visa. Creative dance and english? No problem. Mime and english? We got you famalan. Pottery and english, just hand over the cheque and we're golden Kunta Kinte.

Anyway, you would do the non english part of the course in your original shithole country. Then there would be an end of term exam at the exam centre there. So you'd show up in Kinshasa or whatever and bongo drum for an hour, bung the examiner 10 cowry shells or baboon teeth or whatever currency, and he'd pass you through that module. If you paid he a bit more HE'D SIT THE TEST FOR YOU AND SUBMIT YOUR RECORDING.

They had archives of clearly the same guys over and over taking tests for students. Playing instruments, reading poems, whatever.

Next phase is the student can now come to england to study the english language part, after which he would simply disappear. If he had even given a read identity anyway. Anyway this institution is making hundreds of millions of pounds per year. Oh how I laughed.

Sorry for the typos. On a phone. Working to pay tax so we can have even more of this.

best thing to do is to create a trail of sugar water/food to another ant nest and watch them war over it.

Kunta Kinte

Based oldfag

Congratulations brits, now you have mandatory anti mysogyny classes for boys

Grim. Like supergrim.

We need 184 euros to keep our current baremetal server, otherwise we will be downgrading the server and we will have downtime. A lot of downtime

I honestly could care less if this website dies, its up to you if you want to keep it alive.

Defeated male leaves

Here’s the thing about Islam - it's really very beautiful.

Here kitty kitty. And the experts say.

We need 184 euros to keep our current baremetal server, otherwise we will be downgrading the server and we will have downtime. A lot of downtime

I honestly could care less if this website dies, its up to you if you want to keep it alive.

guess his march fundraiser didnt go to plan

Lidl has the cheapest bog rolls that are not rubbish.

Answer: because I'm a jew

This is why i dont have a bank account

We need 184 euros to keep our current baremetal server, otherwise we will be downgrading the server and we will have downtime. A lot of downtime

I honestly could care less if this website dies, its up to you if you want to keep it alive.

We need 184 euros to keep our current baremetal server, otherwise we will be downgrading the server and we will have downtime. A lot of downtime
I honestly could care less if this website dies, its up to you if you want to keep it alive.

so they might be released into white communities?

Only time i have ever submitted an invoice and felt bad about being paid for the work. I should really have quit as soon as I figured out it was just a giant underground railroad for 3rd world people to sneak into the country. The particular institution had been on the national news several times over the years under various investigations yet strangely is still operating as normal.

I felt even worse working there than I did working for the italian mafia run online gambling company who never paid anyone out when they had won. Those guys closed up shop once the scam could run no more and left owing the council about a million quid in business rates, and the electricity company about half a million. They also had a high quota of pajeets and a bloke from the dark continent running their IT. I say running, he spent the whole day every day reading the newspapers and chatting up the white receptionist.

We need 1488 euros to keep our current baremetal server, otherwise we will be downgrading the server and we will have downtime. A lot of downtime
I honestly could care less if this website dies, its up to you if you want to keep it alive.

That's not surprising in the least.
Citizenship tests are just as corrupt. When I have fcebook/instagram I'd regularly see paid adverts with BAMEs doing the test for you or paying for an answer sheet. Shits fucked, this is the new baseline.

We need 6 gorillion euros to keep our current baremetal server, otherwise we will be downgrading the server and we will have downtime. A lot of downtime
I honestly could care less if this website dies, its up to you if you want to keep it alive.

Here's an advert we used to snigger about while in high school. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQbBISIMGfU. DRTYA

Haven't even had dinner yet and I'm at my limit for fucks sake

DRTYA

You fucking spastic

Jannies didn't rangeban shit

Im on Universal Credit, should i start saving money up to put in bitcoin?

kek

Looks like a warcraft goblin with those ears

say bogdan on it

do some exercise then to earn it. What you eat today?

Antscanada really lives the dream. Can't even keep a ant terrarium due to renting/no pets rules.

If you stopped eating now, you would lose some weight. Save your din dins for breakfast.

Bogd@ns got a small willy

Error: Reformat post, you have autobanned word in it. If you're sure its not, rephrase your post

The only thing you're really in a position to do is whistleblow and hope they shut it down in an effort to cover it up.

Walk was lush, doesn't take long to get to paradise in this country
4 yoofs went past me on a bike and the last one called me a bellend for not giving way enough
shouted 'fuck off you little cunt'
just before this I was having a nice long reflection about how to help the youths kek

Buying bitcoin is saving, but I wouldn't buy right now

lmaooo he really did filter his name, that is pathetic

Dobby ass lookin nigga

Paging Dr Abdul. I have a question about what happens to a middle aged man who lives in a hospital bed. How many months before they lose the ability to walk?

Dr Abdul doesn't need to put his last name down. Because it doesn't matter, there are 200 Dr. Mohammeds in that hospital.

Defo a nonce

Timothey

Timmys trooned

Its fucking disgusting to think my tax is spent on Israel
Makes me sick

4 new churches for the pokedex
1 shitty unitarian and 3 beautiful church of england commissioners churches

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commissioners'_church

All closed?
Hopefully one day they'll be open to the public
Thankfully church isnt a place
Sorry for the negativity

Not negative at all, all closed yes
i always try every door even when it's obviously locked
i peeked through the windows like a dirty pervert to look at the interiors

rightmove.co.uk/properties/148334693#/media?activePlan=1&id=media10&channel=RES_BUY
you could buy this for 150k. Make your own church the graves are included too

But they're the only democracy in the middle-east, they need our support! Democracies are natural allies for some reason.

If Christianity is to survive
the commies have to be kicked out

in my opinion
open the gates

quite frankly, I'm staggered by your lackings

feeling drained. just had a field day on r/ladyboys

Democracy is a greek idea from antiquity that applied to city states
am i supposed to believe in the age of international banking the thesis of democracy applied to entire landmasses?

Got called fascist in lidl earlier

Boggy destroyed Josh

If you think about it societys just one big organism

heard there were some single big lads here

My work coach told me he'd sort me out with a suit for my new jobbo

Not bad eh, got a two-piece from Next I found and sent his way

Thanks, Mr. Indian work coach

big load of onanism

ALRIGHT LADS, WHAT'S NEW?

There's a critical BAME shortage

Josh is inevitable

As the posts increase
The probability of josh being mentioned reaches 100%

We always knew that.
Ffs Just import more

Ffs Just import more

can't. trump tariff

but I wouldn't buy right now

what's your forecast oh great sage

Brinnies won

afternoon lads

Its 17:21

Reminder he was begging them to do it and was being paid to do so. He tried again twice in the following weeks, they told him to fuck off. Sad.

CASHNADO ALERT

ALERT ALERT

*feebly paws at the screen

youtube.com/shorts/ntlZ94RMqig

every fucking day
muh cashnado
nonce

youtube.com/watch?v=ntlZ94RMqig

you KANT

It's absolutely sickening, I hope the inhibitors of that behaviour are comfy on their piles of money

Starmer will ban tanks soon

He's trying to make the MOD roll net zero tanks out.

Lamb for dindins

cor Eddie Hall would look like a proper bender driving around a NET ZERO tank

We get rid of our nukes and replace then with broken toxic solar panels. Bet theres no guidelines on bombing people with solar panel dust

this seems cool on the face of it, but eddie hall is a cunt and his son seems like a lardy little gobshite

might as well test it on palestine

Off to the shop lads anyone need anything?

kek
prefer brian shaw tbqh

anyone know why i'm not getting (you)s

Skill issue

Cornetto

this one (you)d lol

dunno

do yer get any (Me)'s?

na lad

just realised that you two are different

Oh, they're different alright

Taps side of my head with my index finger

mysterious

Decent, no I don't

"Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren.

In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to Khorne that will be made legend.

Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon the Judgement of Carrion...

...it was Khorne's messenger who showed me the true path of freedom from our pathetic corpse-Emperor.

And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes?

It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS!

In mere hours, billions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them!

They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty Khorne may revel in their bloodshed!

And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free!
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! LET! THE GALAXY! BURN!

Spending all day wanking to men will do that lad

Samefag

all day

i'm not a horse lad, was 15 minutes

A field day is 15 minutes?

meant it in a more colloquial sense

no, im not above being incorrect nor fear being so. I have no need to try and fake persuade anything with sock puppets.

Would make a beautiful billiards room.
If I had the monet I'd buy it, renovate and stick a heated snooker table in.

I was thinking about how much good i'd be able to do if i had loadsamoney, but then i thought about how much good i can do currently and don't do, so i don't really deserve the money anyway

twix