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Come watch criminals beg to be freed from prison
/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general
TYB
I got lucky and was able to shout-out /lpbg/ in chat lol
TYB
You're a real 'ring-tailed tooter' ain't'cha?
Checked and tooter-pilled
He wrote a alpha davis
where's your nephew now
at home i guess
TYB
Not too smart
Come on Pete, that is really rhetorical at this point.
PAROLE DENIED
Great start to the morning! You'll be seeing him soon I suppose, satan
TYB. Good morning /lpbg/ good to see you all.
How many on the docket today?
Johnie Johnson
Some really creative parents, there.
Pearl would have taken a chance on him.
It's a Samsung SM-S928U episode
Hey look it's reddit.
Brittney Murphy
She has risen.
thanks for baking toothpaste
nice
killing his ex
FREE THIS MAN
This
only good whore is a dead whore
in the protection unit
isn't that usually just for pedos?
I thought he was dead?
Except that one incident
So murder is just an incident, now?
Marketing stunt for mrs doubtfire 2.
reincarnated as a old dike
TOP KEK
Before that, Mr. Hatfield would you like to say something.
Well for starters he's not a McCoy.
Good morning frens. How many niggers on the roster today?
lmaooo
victims son
aw fuck now I feel bad.
How many niggers on the roster today?
Just one Bravo Mike on the docket, but there's a couple more revocations coming up
He killed my mom, so I became a reddit mod.
TY docket bro
I think of the worst case scenario with every situation
That would also explain reddit mods and lefties these days
They need a dedicated mic for the people who show up in person. It sounds like they use some general room mic. WTF i will literally send them an XLR cable and a mic for free.
Um.. umm.. um... umm... um..
I know, right. That and major power-trippers.
You have been banned from Anon Babblelpbg
Kek. That chick could pass as a dude, easily. I thought it was at first.
Thank you baker toothpaste upper. Looks like we might have less idiots on today’s board soooo … let’s rock this sheeeit
Purse Cam
Good morning Frens! Shroomanon ready to hallucinate to feral niggers being caged. Love all my frens here (no homo).
Good morning Fren. I have no idea how many niggers need to caged today. Hope you're well
"if I cain't have her no one will"
Well, the man does keep his word.
gm shroomanon!
Thank you Fren
She showed up in person?! We sacrifice cans of hairspray in her honor!
Damn, he's been eating good in jail huh?
Haha yea.
I'm oddly sad that Chucky isn't here today
How's it going Fren? Just joined...what are these women blathering about?
Is Pete dead or just immensely fatigued.
She is the hairspray DA in person today which is a first.
Checked. He hasn't had any snacks our Mountain Dew yet.
Where's Boobanon? Need updated Sheryl milkers!!
<-- ck'd
lack of snacks
Thank you Fren. 5 grams down the hatch about 30 minutes ago...vision is kinda of weird...another 10 grams on standby.
I'm stealing that pic Fren. Looks so good.
ACAB.
Assburger Syndrome
victim blaming
Picked the wrong meemaw.
CARLOS!
All hail our anti-Ozone Queen
Meemaw has heard enough, denied
had zero power
must control every situation
also explains the "elites" kids
Cartman making ass burgers was a great episode.
Checked!
Next contestant
02 SAM, KEVIN T 00504502 B/M 12/21/1974 WCC **********
JEF EJD 03 03/06/2025
045421 SCHEDULE I
Breaker of Atmospheres, Bringer of UV Radiation!
I am assuming you have built up some kind of tolerance? 4 grams would have me astral-projecting.
What did this most likely honkey do?
What chat?
Reminds me of a simple text game I used to play. Drug Wars I think it was called? For some reason it came pre-installed on ubuntu.
Old granny asking for specifics in front son about how mom was a whore was a tough watch.
Yes. I'm using shrooms along with other supplements to try and cure my rare autoimmune mediated neuro disease. Otherwise I have to having Gammagard and Solumedrol infusions every other week.
What did this most likely honkey do?
Schedule I means he was dealing drugs, probably weed
The YouTube chat. They kill it very quickly, but I was lucky enough to catch it live.
I had a version of Drug Wars (or Dope Wars?) on my TI-85 back in high school
It got me through many boring study halls
Lol I hate to be a killjoy faggot but shouldn't we probably observe rules 1 and 2 here?
... But did anyone reply?
>Drug Wars
This was a calculator game (ti-83) that we all passed around class in the 90s.
Check out W.E.B. DuBois here writing a book, holy shit.
No handouts
I'm gonna call bullshit on that one.
I wrote a ass kissing manifesto because I didn't wan't to leave out any smooches
Get comfy, gonna be here a while. The boy says he wrote a novel.
he wrote a novel
NOVELIST NIGGAS
Why. Why would you shave like that?
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I was taking a 'Aunt Ginger' and missed his speech, is it worth going back and listening or was it just dindu nonsense?
Drug Wars
Hell yea, that's what it was! Thanks for reminding me.
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Typical niganese
Aunt Ginger was epic
These dummies gonna release this animal back into society ain't they?
These dummies gonna release this animal back into society ain't they?
They're joking around with him, so yeah, I'm afraid they will
But his revocations in the past might count against him
because he doesn't want his parole revoked
He relapsed after taking the Steve Hoyle program? How? It's the best program in the history of programs!
He made Meemaw and Sheryl LMAO, I think he's going home.
He'll be back
Momma
Daughter
Uncle
Hmm, no Daddy. Color me shocked
It’s REVOCATION time!
The tattoo helps the aesthetic
*chirp* us up senpai
Time for some baby momma drama!
What in the...
Hell yeah! Love me some revocation.
Before AI there was 9000 hrs in MS Paint
Those eyebrows on Amanda look drawn on. Like a double "People's Eyebrow".
Am I tripping or did Pete just say "axe you something"?
He's low on snaxe today
FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!
We had gotten into an argument about the cleanliness and woman duties
She tripped on a bag of trash and hit her head on the freezer door
throwing steaks
what cut do you think it was?
Tripped over a bag of groceries
Hit the freezer door
she tripped over the groceries
Lol what is this home alone excuse.
moar steak abuse
Hopefully a tomahawk.
i collaborate that
Ah, nothing like a good steak after a hard day's work
Pete believes this highly unlikely story
interesting
Said no nigger ever
they all had a good laugh
Threw a steak at him then trips over a bag of groceries and falls face first into the refrigerator. Hahahahaha KARMA BITCH!
Womanly duties, is just the simple truth. Damn hippies
What is that in his pocket?
Maybe a picture of a kid?
Is this nigga rocking a pocket Constitution kek
what is in his pocket?
Those eyebrows on Amanda look drawn on.
Seems like that black eye was drawn on too
pocket Constitution
You got that really quickly, anon - well done.
Did Sheryl just say "Brazzers County"?
Kek what did she expect would happen after hurling steaks at each other?
My wife came home from grocery store and slammed a new can of deodorant on the kitchen table and yelled at me for using her’s. She screamed “You left hairs in it!”
I calmly pointed out that she’s had my dick in her mouth.
Not guilty, with a statement was not an option boy.
Hang 'em
What can I say kek. You just know that that bookmark has NEVER been used.
I wouldn't mind being locked up in the Brazzers county jail kek
I love the ones that do that.
Do you plead guilty, not guilty or guilty with a statement statement?
Yeah well u see what happened wuz...
This dude won't shut up
Pete has checked out and is browsing the snack menu.
Brazos County
wetback word for arms.
Public Defenders Office
Does this thick nigger not realise their supposed to say good things about him.
Secrets secrets are no fun Pete & Sheryl - share with the class.
This bitch is going to get murdered one day
More than welcome to cum
i initially thought the church name was a Life of Brian reference and her whole shpiel was a prank
So will the previous one, will never understand why women defend these guys even after getting beaten up by them.
But at least she won't be racist!
White people bend over backwards to give blacks second and third chances and they still try to fuck it up anyway they can
Good news, we got the Louisiana territory
And now for the bad news...
I thought that’s what she said. I was writing out some paperwork and turned around and actually asked what out loud.
TY 4 ur honesty
Now STFU and get out of out State
He irked the hell out of them
She rushed the closing
Is dat it?
our*
Louisiana, y'all better not send this thing back to Texas
Yet another early day
See y'all tomorrow
They found it’s easier to forego nigger fatigue
well, that was quick.
Damn, work calling. I hate it when that happens.
I'm tripping balls. Are we done today?
It's done. Be well FRENS. TND
Farewell shroomanon
Some really creative parents, there.
this needs to be a gif with spinning hub caps