/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general

youtube.com/watch?v=XZskxvb9w7I
Come watch criminals beg to be freed from prison

TYB

I got lucky and was able to shout-out /lpbg/ in chat lol

TYB
You're a real 'ring-tailed tooter' ain't'cha?

Checked and tooter-pilled

He wrote a alpha davis

where's your nephew now

at home i guess

TYB

Not too smart

Come on Pete, that is really rhetorical at this point.

PAROLE DENIED

Great start to the morning! You'll be seeing him soon I suppose, satan

TYB. Good morning /lpbg/ good to see you all.

How many on the docket today?

Johnie Johnson

Some really creative parents, there.

Pearl would have taken a chance on him.

It's a Samsung SM-S928U episode

Hey look it's reddit.

Brittney Murphy

She has risen.

thanks for baking toothpaste

nice

killing his ex

FREE THIS MAN

This
only good whore is a dead whore

in the protection unit

isn't that usually just for pedos?

I thought he was dead?

Except that one incident

So murder is just an incident, now?

Marketing stunt for mrs doubtfire 2.

reincarnated as a old dike

TOP KEK

Before that, Mr. Hatfield would you like to say something.

Well for starters he's not a McCoy.

Good morning frens. How many niggers on the roster today?

lmaooo

victims son

aw fuck now I feel bad.

How many niggers on the roster today?

Just one Bravo Mike on the docket, but there's a couple more revocations coming up

He killed my mom, so I became a reddit mod.

TY docket bro

I think of the worst case scenario with every situation

That would also explain reddit mods and lefties these days

They need a dedicated mic for the people who show up in person. It sounds like they use some general room mic. WTF i will literally send them an XLR cable and a mic for free.

Um.. umm.. um... umm... um..

I know, right. That and major power-trippers.

You have been banned from Anon Babblelpbg

Kek. That chick could pass as a dude, easily. I thought it was at first.

Thank you baker toothpaste upper. Looks like we might have less idiots on today’s board soooo … let’s rock this sheeeit

Purse Cam

Good morning Frens! Shroomanon ready to hallucinate to feral niggers being caged. Love all my frens here (no homo).

Good morning Fren. I have no idea how many niggers need to caged today. Hope you're well

"if I cain't have her no one will"

Well, the man does keep his word.

gm shroomanon!

Thank you Fren

She showed up in person?! We sacrifice cans of hairspray in her honor!

Damn, he's been eating good in jail huh?

Haha yea.

I'm oddly sad that Chucky isn't here today

How's it going Fren? Just joined...what are these women blathering about?

Is Pete dead or just immensely fatigued.

She is the hairspray DA in person today which is a first.

Checked. He hasn't had any snacks our Mountain Dew yet.

Where's Boobanon? Need updated Sheryl milkers!!

<-- ck'd
lack of snacks

Thank you Fren. 5 grams down the hatch about 30 minutes ago...vision is kinda of weird...another 10 grams on standby.

I'm stealing that pic Fren. Looks so good.
ACAB.

Assburger Syndrome

victim blaming

Picked the wrong meemaw.

What chat?

Reminds me of a simple text game I used to play. Drug Wars I think it was called? For some reason it came pre-installed on ubuntu.

Old granny asking for specifics in front son about how mom was a whore was a tough watch.

Yes. I'm using shrooms along with other supplements to try and cure my rare autoimmune mediated neuro disease. Otherwise I have to having Gammagard and Solumedrol infusions every other week.

What did this most likely honkey do?

Schedule I means he was dealing drugs, probably weed

The YouTube chat. They kill it very quickly, but I was lucky enough to catch it live.

I had a version of Drug Wars (or Dope Wars?) on my TI-85 back in high school
It got me through many boring study halls

Lol I hate to be a killjoy faggot but shouldn't we probably observe rules 1 and 2 here?
... But did anyone reply?

>Drug Wars

This was a calculator game (ti-83) that we all passed around class in the 90s.

Check out W.E.B. DuBois here writing a book, holy shit.

No handouts

I'm gonna call bullshit on that one.

I wrote a ass kissing manifesto because I didn't wan't to leave out any smooches

Get comfy, gonna be here a while. The boy says he wrote a novel.

he wrote a novel

NOVELIST NIGGAS

Why. Why would you shave like that?

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I was taking a 'Aunt Ginger' and missed his speech, is it worth going back and listening or was it just dindu nonsense?

Drug Wars

Hell yea, that's what it was! Thanks for reminding me.

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Typical niganese

Aunt Ginger was epic

These dummies gonna release this animal back into society ain't they?

These dummies gonna release this animal back into society ain't they?

They're joking around with him, so yeah, I'm afraid they will
But his revocations in the past might count against him

because he doesn't want his parole revoked

He relapsed after taking the Steve Hoyle program? How? It's the best program in the history of programs!

He made Meemaw and Sheryl LMAO, I think he's going home.

He'll be back

Momma

Daughter

Uncle

Hmm, no Daddy. Color me shocked

It’s REVOCATION time!

The tattoo helps the aesthetic

*chirp* us up senpai

Time for some baby momma drama!

What in the...

Hell yeah! Love me some revocation.

Before AI there was 9000 hrs in MS Paint

Those eyebrows on Amanda look drawn on. Like a double "People's Eyebrow".

Am I tripping or did Pete just say "axe you something"?

He's low on snaxe today

FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!

We had gotten into an argument about the cleanliness and woman duties

She tripped on a bag of trash and hit her head on the freezer door

throwing steaks

what cut do you think it was?

Tripped over a bag of groceries

Hit the freezer door

she tripped over the groceries

Lol what is this home alone excuse.

moar steak abuse

Hopefully a tomahawk.

i collaborate that

Ah, nothing like a good steak after a hard day's work

Pete believes this highly unlikely story

interesting

Said no nigger ever

they all had a good laugh

Threw a steak at him then trips over a bag of groceries and falls face first into the refrigerator. Hahahahaha KARMA BITCH!

Womanly duties, is just the simple truth. Damn hippies

What is that in his pocket?
Maybe a picture of a kid?

Is this nigga rocking a pocket Constitution kek

what is in his pocket?

Those eyebrows on Amanda look drawn on.

Seems like that black eye was drawn on too

pocket Constitution

You got that really quickly, anon - well done.

Did Sheryl just say "Brazzers County"?

Kek what did she expect would happen after hurling steaks at each other?

My wife came home from grocery store and slammed a new can of deodorant on the kitchen table and yelled at me for using her’s. She screamed “You left hairs in it!”
I calmly pointed out that she’s had my dick in her mouth.

Not guilty, with a statement was not an option boy.
Hang 'em

What can I say kek. You just know that that bookmark has NEVER been used.

I wouldn't mind being locked up in the Brazzers county jail kek

I love the ones that do that.

Do you plead guilty, not guilty or guilty with a statement statement?

Yeah well u see what happened wuz...

This dude won't shut up

Pete has checked out and is browsing the snack menu.

Brazos County
wetback word for arms.

Public Defenders Office

Does this thick nigger not realise their supposed to say good things about him.

Secrets secrets are no fun Pete & Sheryl - share with the class.

This bitch is going to get murdered one day

More than welcome to cum

i initially thought the church name was a Life of Brian reference and her whole shpiel was a prank

So will the previous one, will never understand why women defend these guys even after getting beaten up by them.

But at least she won't be racist!

White people bend over backwards to give blacks second and third chances and they still try to fuck it up anyway they can

Good news, we got the Louisiana territory

And now for the bad news...

I thought that’s what she said. I was writing out some paperwork and turned around and actually asked what out loud.

TY 4 ur honesty
Now STFU and get out of out State

He irked the hell out of them
She rushed the closing

Is dat it?

our*

Louisiana, y'all better not send this thing back to Texas

Yet another early day

See y'all tomorrow

They found it’s easier to forego nigger fatigue

well, that was quick.

Damn, work calling. I hate it when that happens.

I'm tripping balls. Are we done today?

It's done. Be well FRENS. TND

Farewell shroomanon

Some really creative parents, there.

this needs to be a gif with spinning hub caps