Apologize right now
Trump just saved the markets
not to be that guy but it's the suckers rally of sucker's rallies
I think it's because the tariff levels are now getting so ridiculously high that no one believes they will last
Down 12%
Up 1%
We did it guys
Shoot, youse built them factories real fast!
it's up 4%. uh oh, did you forget to buy the dip?
wtf is this real? did i miss the dip again?
WTF
Wtf? I didn't vote for this!
minus billion precent for a few days
trillions lost
people lots there savings
line goes up for 0.000001%
how dare you to question the geniality of trump
Americans are trully dumb as fuck.
Apologize
Why would I apologize? I voted for him.
minus billion precent
Americans are trully dumb as fuck.
nah you are
AUUUUGH! I've lost 0.1% of my unrealized gains. I'm going to go insane!
people lots there savings
Americans are trully dumb as fuck.
Mohammad with the peak intelligence here
This happened in 2008 as well, but you should probably spend all your life savings on buying the dip.
hahahaha libtards wrong again
Germans who believe Americans lost 'a billion percent' are TRULY dumb as fuck.
market goes down a few percent
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
market goes up a few percent
:x
Greedy people always miss the dip.
agreed. if you did that then you'd be up 5x.
be me
try to open a bank account with that 10% APY bank
you have to live in michigan
Motherfucking michiniggers.
Reminder that the same people saying Trump doesn't know what he's doing when he's the taking literally the only option available to save the west were sincerely proposing a tax on unrealized profit.
Trump haters BTFO'd again. The entire "crash" was an orchestrated attempt to try to scare Trump into changing course.
It's called a dead cat bounce. Shorts are being closed for the next week, then we will hit a new low. Trump is crushing inflation to force rates down, this will result in loans and tax credits being given to people who want to start factories in america. Chucksneed.
Weak pathetic Trump can’t get anywhere near Biden highs
Based Aussie New Jerseyan
>forget to buy the dip
Fine for people looking for short term gains, but as tarriff and related discussions are still ongoing, this is a temporary reprieve caused mostly but folks (and automated systems - don't you forget it) looking to capitalize on said dip.
It's not over ... and not everyone cares to babysit and micromanage a portfolio for the privilege of paying short term 35% taxes.
At what point do you take a step back and start questioning what the media is telling you
Raping the old euro lady worked. Thank goodness the accused rapist won.
Lmfao
Trump still has 4 years left
Red buy
Green sell
Never fails, thank you Mr Trump
you've been consuming too much Anon Babble propaganda. you should stop that, it's bad for your health.
Four years to recoup the losses? Yikes
Liberals said it would tank even more
wtf I was waiting to buy the bottom this is bullshit
Yes, 4 years to recoup 2 days of loses.
You're stupid as fuck.
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10% APY
That's crazy. I thought the 3.8% I'm getting with SoFi was pretty good.
How much are you looking to throw into the account. Could be worth the 4k investment into a Detroit crack den, to claim as your residence.
Leftoids seething at a market recovery! He just keeps corn holing their guts out. Gore is splashing on the ground between their feet and Trump just keeps thrusting his huge raging cock into their bleeding anuses. Get rekt! Geeeeeet rekt!
How did people lose their savings? Enlighten us
Not an argument
Who here is buying shares today?
If you don't meet any of those requirements, you won't be able to open the Community Financial Credit Union High Yield Savings Account. If you do meet those requirements, it's pretty straightforward to get the 10% interest rate: you'll need to be able to make a $5 minimum opening deposit, after which the first $1,000 in your account will earn 10% annual percentage yield.
Balances over $1,000 will only earn 0.10% APY, which is less than the average savings account interest rate. Because of that, you might not want to use this as a primary savings account.
Oh, It's literal chump change.
kek
The stock market spam has slowed to almost nothing. That was fast
On to the next thing. They are like goldfish with a grudge.
everything is 1:1 what I've voted for
Wow! Now im only 20% down from breaking even!
its gonna drop again
they'll just go back to Vance edits or egg prices or something equally retarded and gay
Wumao on suicide watch.
It'll probably be down again tomorrow with the tariffs going in to effect so it'll probably come back.
fake number must go uuuuuup
you do realize that you need to adjust it by inflation, right?
If the differentials are calculated in thousandths of a percentage, why are there only two colours jew?
Trump just saved the markets
Dead cat bounce, Wallstreet needs to sucker in bulls so they can take their money. If everyone is bearish for too long there's no money to be made. Non-linearity creates opportunities, this is the point of bear traps, bull traps, rugpulls.
neither is repeating what you read in a picture of some text you found on a chinese anime website.
You clearly do not understand markets. I hope you don't invest.
I'm buying call options like crazy
The stock market is not the economy, and nobody cares about stocks.
Nothing changed.
The tariffs go into effect tomorrow.
This is wall street trying to quickly pump to recoup some of their losses from the last 2 days before the big plunge tomorrow.
well dow did hit 39k and is on teh way down again
Stocks going down
Hahaha, take that boomers, I voted for this
Stocks going up
Hahaha, Trump saved the stock market
Stocks going up
Commie faggot RU/CN shills coping hard
Stocks going down
Commie faggot RU/CN shills coping hard
Trump just saved the m-ACK
This is a circus
if anyone, only rich CEO lost some fake money, get the fuck out retarded kraut.