T Rex when?

The jew gobbler.

Aren't they a lot bigger than regular wolves?

fucking dimwits not even reading how they’ve done this. it’s not some Jurassic park ancient DNA revival. they literally took grey wolf genetic material, which is 99.5% identical to dire wolf, and edited CRISPRd a few pieces to match what it would have been in a dire wolf.

It’s just a grey wolf that looks like a dire wolf.

It’s not a dire wolf, it’s a grey wolf with some gene editing

very neat. my main question would be how innate behaviors would be. the classic jurassic park situation sort of presumes that an apex predator once birthed, despite being extinct for millions of years, would simply pick up exactly where it left off. would a restored dire wolf be a major threat? would a restored smilodon be untameable? would they destroy an ecosystem or a food chain simply because our tropes about ancient creatures is that they are perfect weapons?

I’d much prefer a human centipede…

why the fuck.
these homosexuals.
fucking talk.
and write.
like motherfucking.
this?

That thing is based but let's face it, probably never existed, the evidence is too vague.

when time machines are invented so you can go back and catch one
closest we can get is reversing bird genes to get dinosaur traits back
youtube.com/watch?v=IqrTAtszps0

dinochickens please

dodo is coming

they have dna for smilodon, that one shouldn't be too hard to do
I can't wait to see the adorable kittens

i already said that. are you on your phone? do people just reply to a thread without reading the other replies first?

Carolina parakeet so we can stop importing them from Australia

saber-toothed tiger

This is a symbol of white people whom they are temporarily suspending our extinction to sort out some loose ends

Let that's the plot of jurassic park, that even the dinosaurs we'd get from corporations would be McDonald's abominations that would be as genetically pure as joey diaz

it's supposedly
an aesthetic
presentation
of the text

Why take the chance? Our ancestors killed them for a reason. Who in their right mind would want sabretoothed tigers running around?

they've got the whole genome, so they could do it eventually, they'd have to do thousands of edits, it's best to do them gradually to see what genes do what

thats true, and in jurassic park the t-rex isnt really a t-rex since it has been given frogs dna or whatever, but either way these things will rip a motherfuckers head off

would a restored dire wolf be a major threat?

only if they escaped and started breeding in the wild, but they'd probably chip each one just in case

trex are from 66 million years ago. they don't have any dna from anything older than ~1.5 million years ago.
they should just make catgirls. it's time.

I would want to stuff my dick into your pureness and that means tits. I m the cowfarmer.

Youll eat t rex shit too?

I want the dodo because I bet it tastes delicious

It doesn't even look like a dire wolf, it's a regular wolf with white fur.

chip each one just in case

Is this our dire wolf or someone elses?

Chips don't work like that.

Thylacines because they look neat.
Passenger pigeons because the idea of city and suburb faggots getting covered in blizzard like conditions of bird shit would be funny to watch.

TOMORROW IS THE DAY

Contemporary accounts say it tasted awful which makes it that much funnier we'd go out of our way to extinct them.

I heard that the dna for Dino’s were too old and damaged to ever clone them
I could be wrong tho

Hungriest dutch merchant

This kinda looks like shit.

Won't live not enough O2

Planet O2 levels way different 200 million years ago

Jews. The real ones, not you synagogue of satan ones

Why are you releasing superpredators into the wild.

WELCOME TO JURASSIC PARK

Sorry I mistook your flag for Israel's

bugs this big could only exist when there was lots more oxygen in the air, before too many trees converted it to be more CO2

It was probably gamey. Turkey meat can be like that too.

dont tree do the opposite of that?

Any pics of it with a person for scale? Is he a huge fucker or normal doggo size?

It's a normal sized world that they Gene spliced for color. It's not a dire wolf. Just a GMO wolf.

oh sorry yeah thats what I meant im retard
When there were too many trees and not enough life to turn it to CO2 levels we have now

That sentence can be taken to mean how you meant it, or the opposite of how you meant it. Write gooder next time. Or better yet, never post again.

Any kind of large dinosaur really.
Probably those giant long necked ones that was allegedly the largest land animal ever known.

wheres the evidence for your gawd existing, cletus?

it’s not some Jurassic park ancient DNA revival

Well it's actually what Jurassic Park do, even more explicit in the book.

It was like this: yes they found dna in mosquitoes but it's a very fragmentary dna and they don't even know what species it is, so they combine it with species of birds, reptiles and amphibians, and they edit it to get an expected result, designing it to look like the human perception of a dinosaur. Of course it has taken various attempt to get a dinosaur-looking being, this is why JP's dinosaurs have versions according to the computer screen in the book.

It imply various abominations were done before getting a proper lively organism.

Tomorrow if genetic edition become more advanced, it will not be surprising that we see artificial chimeras looking dinosaurs by design even if they are not the original ones.

life uhhh finds a way

but what learned behaviors still exist in the dna? would it simply mimic other predator cats? or would it have an awakening and realize it's a super predator? appearing out of the blue a million years later suggests to me that it has lost all adaptations and behaviors it developed while it was alive and must now relearn them, but it will be relearning them in a world without its former contemporaries

We can only breaking back recent animals in the last 1.5 million years. The DNA only last about 5 thousand years with out permafrost or bogs.

smilodon

It's a goddamn saber toothed tiger. I don't fucking care "well acktually" shut the fuck up nigger

Please stop posting

The nigger

The movies lean more into the idea of them being actual dinosaurs though. (Grant marvelling at the Gallimimus' behavior, The T Rex looking exactly the same in the Dominion prologue which takes place 65 milliom years back, except for the for the fact that it has a slight feathery coat.)

outbreak of genetic animals designed for war from various labs

justifies all sorts of new military tech going public

Will be interesting to see how 2077 (real) compares to the game

i was actually going to write saber (sabre)tooth tiger but found it to be more childish than i was going for. in a different context i might say saber tooth tiger, but for the purposes of this thread and my post i went with smilodon.

It’s a machairodus

You guys fucked up. Parrots are awesome.

Soon

on an island with no food

easy to kill but not very tasty food roaming around

Yes they have always dinosaur DNA but are also weird mutants with non-dinosaur dna. All of them are born female but can turn male because of their african frog genes. Dilophosaurus is shorter and has frilled lizard and spitting cobra dna. Raptors are bigger than what they are supposed to be and it's implied they are muttified with Deinonychus. Rex can even swim like a crocodile in the book.

They have dinosaur dna for sure but were edited.

release some homo erectus into the inner city

no one can tell them apart from the locals

We were Terraformars all along...?

this

Aurochs, there's already a project to backbreed them in Spain.
rewildingeurope.com/rewilding-in-action/wildlife-comeback/tauros/

Okay and? What's your point?

aw man thanks I'm saging too.

it's a cute doggo anyway lol

I know it's not an extinct animal, but there's no reason a real life laineyball couldn't be made. I for one would love to see a Laineyball exhibit at my local zoo!

literal fake bullshit pop "science"

every retards in here still fall for it with zero fact checking

they would make baled chickens by giving them some gene defect, and call it a T-rex

10 meter long centipedes

Never, dinos are fake and the very foundation of the dino belief is the event known as the Bone Wars where 2 filthy scammers tried to one-up and sabotage each other constantly, it's not even debated that they were both crooks and at least 75% of their "discoveries" are admitted falsifications.

Americans already have these

66 million years ago

Even that is a scam. Scientific dating doesn't exist, and the most common variation that is carbon-dating is just as obscenely wrong. The theory falls into pieces the moment you examine it closely, and every time it's used to measure something we know the date of because it was witnessed by human eyes, the results are wrong.

Nobody knows the age of the Earth or life nor even that of a rock, not the saulstians, not the commie muh science atheists.

For years I thought the dodo went extinct because their meat was delicious but turns out it was like a dry tasteless dove.

the funny thing is the dire "wolfs" weren't even actual wolfs, which make this pop "science" buzz chasing bullshit even more retarded
scientificamerican.com/article/dire-wolves-were-not-really-wolves-new-genetic-clues-reveal/

genetically pure as joey diaz

Mammoths would be cool to see. Though now would be a good time to start bringing back recently extinct species.

Fuck that. Imagine seeing these things inside your house at night.

here you go i just revived dinosaurs

why would you try to bring back the average amerimutt? we already have to manny of them

Huge titty female deathclaws that want to suck my dick, when?

Dinosaurs are too old. They DNA isn't there.

Giant bugs would have to be given lungs, like in that movie Mimic.

glad these things are extinct

behold, a man!

It's funny how everything turns out to be a chicken.
There are some implications there

Straight tusked elephant

native to europe

largest elephant and largest land mammal ever

I dont think you read the article, its more than cosmetic

The whooly mouses apparently have the same metabolism as mammoths

A 40ft long bald chicken would still be pretty impressive though.

Lidl dire wolf

vs

Trve woolly movse

The fur looks gay.

St John's water dog, they were the absolute goodest boys imaginable. For something more ambitious I'd go with the passenger pigeon, they cute.

ayo we wuz dinos n sheeeeeit clukkkas

A wolf is just a dire wolf with some gene editing. What's your point?

Named him after a Harry Potter character

Science is so fucked and soi based.

Harry potter

Learn some history nigger

Genuinely can't tell a retard from an unfunny fake one now

You don't have to revive them. They're all over the place. They're called Democrats

What is the purpose of any of this? Why now?

people call these dire wolves unnatural when pic related abominations exist

Focus on unethical breeders instead

thats what hitler did with a cow.
not even kidding

Why can't we bring Jewsus back,Don't we have his foreskin?

They’re basically making designer pets more than anything.

Deinonychus

It looks like them because Spielberg was funding/involved with the guy who discovered the species irl

T rex when ?

Well, well, well . . . .
1/3
script for the new Jurassic Park movie. Be honest, if this had a $300million budget would you watch it?
It's like this. .

Takes place on dinosaurs island. Filled with scientists. They're there to figure out where all the dinosaurs went. It's supposed to be packed. One day their cameras get motion triggered. There's a dinosaur on the move. Small team rushes to the scene. They spot a lone t-rex like dinosaur. They follow from a distance. They keep chatting about how happy they are to finally spot a dinosaur, but also so confused why it's alone and where it's going. It leads them through some brush & bush. Right to a family of 3 t-rexs. They're pinned between a massive rock mountain and this lone dinosaur. A mom, a baby and a dad. The dad is hiding behind the baby and the mom. Scientists find this absolutely strange. Then in a moment, the dad t-rex takes off on a full sprint. The lone dinosaur engages chase. Scientists follow as fast as their lil terrain vehicle goes. They pull up at a waterfall. Their jaws drop. They are in shock. The lone dinosaur is rapeing the full grown dad t-rex. Minutes pass. The lifeless body of the dad falls to the ground. He has been raped to his death. The lone dinosaur wanders off. Scientists again follow. This goes on for days. And for days there are no dinosaurs present, yet the lone dinosaur is able to lead them to pockets of hidden dinosaurs across the island and he rapes them mercilessly.

2/3

It seems all the dinosaurs on the island are aware of the gay rapeing t-rex and are in hiding. None of them are able to stand up to the lone t-rex. The scientists must get back to base and figure out a solution. Scenes of scientists in white lab coats infront of computers and advanced machinery commence. They've done it! They figured out a solution. They will grow a bigger gayer t-rex in a lab and release it to combat the lone t-rex. Days and weeks pass. SUCCESS!! They've created the lab dinosaur. They release it. At this point the whole world has heard whats been happening on dinosaur island and are tuned in to livestreams across the island. All world conflics halt. The economies pause. No work at any offices is getting done, as people's eyes are glued to the t.v's. They watch as the scientists trail the lab t-rex for days and nights as it wanders across barren land. Then it happens, the most anticipated moment. They spot eachother. About 200 yards separate them as they size each other up. Then!! All the sudden.. . the lone t-rex turns and sprints at full speed. The lab t-rex gives chase. Scientists right behind them. The world gasps in unison. THE CHASE IS ON! They're so fast. The go-pro on the terrain vehicle is the most intense cinematography theres been in a century. The vehicle can't keep up and is falling behind. The t-rexs are no longer in sight. The scientists are pushing it to the max. Buttons and lights are blinking as the vehicle begins to over heat. But then- they come to a clearing. The two t-rexs are face to face. Feet apart. Snout to snout. They can feel eachothers breath. The scientists can't take their eyes off the intense standoff. For a second time the whole world halts. 8billion viewers. You can see the surrounding tree line light up with thousands of eyes. The dinosaurs of the island are watching. Nobody knows whats going to happen. Simultaneously both their heads turn in the same direction. What are they looking at?

3/3

They begin walking side by side. Now jogging. Full on sprint ! . why is this happening? What is happening. Scientists baffled. They're still sprinting. Straight towards a rock. Eyes peer up from behind the rock. Its a dinosaur!!! The two t-rexes are honed in on it. It knows it's being targeted. It's terrified. Its makes a run for it. But it's futile. THE T-REXES HAVE GOT IT. They begin double rapeing this dinosaur infront of billions of viewers. Kids are screaming, moms are shielding their eyes. Then just like that. The lifeless body drops almost in slow motion. The world has went silent. The realization sets in for the scientists, they know what they've done. Created a mega rape island.!! They're lost for words. And in an instant the two t-rexes turn and face the scientists in the vehicle.

BLACK SCREEN. the second movie will pick up at this part. Not bad . . .Pretty slick, huh

Y'all are so butt hurt and obsessed. Notice how no one, NO ONE ever talks or even brings up your 8 armed poop gods, because they're so insignificant and NOBODY cares about them
Keep seething

Because Christ Jesus did not die, stupid.

they've got the whole genome

No they don’t

Seethe post

Call other butthurt

Why are christcucks like this? Don't you wanna see how jewsus actually looked like?

you can't ctrl-z genes

The normal pugs are bad enough these people should be beaten for breeding these.

He did not die

But he did died after getting poked by nails

This is furfagotry, romefags will never admit it tho, despite the Roman empire being the only one empire that can match modern times in terms of sexual degeneracy

passenger pigeon and thylacine

Picrelated. Dinosaurs are just dragons.

for me? it's Staypuft

has Anon Babble even watched the podcast yet?
this is the guy that's doing all this
at around the 2:11:40 they talk about China having this gene editing technology WITH NO RESTRICTIONS unlike the (((civilized))) world.
He even admits the tech for gene editing out aging and male baldness has already been solved but FDA won't allow it to be publicly accessible.
youtube.com/watch?v=NRVEkc9lxH0

chinks are gonna turn themselves white and have bigger dicks with all the DNA they get for free during covid.

The Dire Wolf was my first choice, so I'm happy.

Could we bring back a Neanderthal?

Could we bring back a Neanderthal?

just go to asia

Bone Wars

This sounds just like the "Dark Ages." It's probably exaggerated by modern accounts to get clicks in the same scammy profit-seeking way

Historical Commissionism

There are people who still look like them.

How long until chinks serve them as a delicacy?