HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Zoom out

i buy

covid hits

i sell

V shape recovery

i wait

i buy

tariffs

i sell

everything green

fuck this gay shit

Remember all those miggers talking about how the stock market doesn't matter? Be prepared for a million threads claiming it actually does now

quantitative easing

You accused us of coping when we did that so no

you lost tranny

They're betting on fed cutting rates.

This wasn't an argument the first 6 million times bro

Yall realize when a market collapse, it’s going to be going up at some point. There’s always a relief rally. We prob have another 20% to go

Biden's economic miracle

They're betting on fed cutting rates.

It's a short squeeze rally.
The bottom if we're truly going into recession and the admin is serious about lowering bond yields won't be for months. In a typical down cycle you'll have violent rallies and rugpulls until everyone is shaken out and day traders cut their wrists.

Wow so the stock market is just a bunch of bullshit

Has been all along, I'm surprised you didn't figure it out sooner.

This thread is old
I’m up $160 since 10am betting this was a dead cat bounce

Bankers are buying SPXS and SQQQ

LMAO
Retard wait for the next happoonning and then buy muh dip

Investors want infinite growth at all costs. Money line must go up.

Rich investors want line to keep going up, the wealthy big club don't care. They get out at the top, buy at discount. Also members of Congress and our politicians who have access to inside information are among the worst profiteers, publicly they bash certain companies only to go all in on them for a swing trade. It's disgusting.

Fuck drunpf i hate making money

I don't know what those letters mean, are the bankers going to do flips when they jump or what?

Just like black monday, right?

That's what I'm seeing as well. National level issues like this take months. Still, watching the cycle of shills seethe at downturns or seethe harder at small upswings is fun to see.

Nothing happens instantly.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HaHa

he said the line

Gimmie another one, mister NPC.

Zoom out

I knew it was over a month ago, and if you just take any ticker and look at the monthly you'll see where we are in the overall trend. That does not mean markets cannot have upside rallies, it just means the downside has more magnitude.
It's human nature for people to see these types of rallies and get FOMO, coupled with MSM financial media who are closely allied with wallstreet to make you think a top or bottom is in. Patience is key if you are in it for the long term, if you are a short term trade hoping to catch each bounce and drop then load up on monster energy drinks or meth and get ready to hit the buy/sell button. This chart shows you with pretty good probability what we're in for.

Sorry
You experts told me the second great depression was starting yesterday

I thought we were sticking it to the jews

ok lol

Don’t like your own propaganda used against you? Typical for kikes

yeah looks like a dead cat bounce - who knows though market is always weird during these times

already selling off, it was an overnight pop by big money when the futures were thin so they could get out or get short today ahead of the fed meeting tomorrow where they're going to tell everyone there isn't going to be a rate cut which will send the kvetch-o-meter to 11

That cycle isn't likely to stop anytime soon. Consolidation is the name of the game.

Those cycles remind me exactly of "death wobble". Common in solid axle 4x4s and motorcycles where it'll oscillate after a bad bump at speed and get worse until the operator crashes or wipes out. Only way to fix it is to slow down, but that can make it worse too.

How many times do I have to remind you niggers that the fed is a private institution that orange nigger doesn't control.

They’re inverse of the S&P and Nasdaq x3
If the S&P drops by 3%, SPXS gains 9%
If the nasdaq 100 drops by 3%, SQQQ gains 9%

who knows

this is fud, i know what that does.

doesn’t the same apply to you too though?

It doesn’t, but it’s fun to see everything in the green when you faggots were claiming it was going to be the end of the world

I used to hate on technical faggotry but ever since I learned to tweak RSI and MACD shit it’s been spot on.

Agreed, they keep flip flopping depending on the outcome of orange man's retardation

BUT I THOUGHT THE TARIFFS CRASHED THE MARKETSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!

Put new tariffs on us please, we haven't gotten the hint.

Checks portfolio

Still down 8.96% in total value

Powerful.

More seething chinks everywhere. Holy fuck I’ve been focused on jeets in recent years and I forgot how much I hate bug diaspora.

im happy about the tariffs,
however to be fair people panci-sold right when the market opened yesterday morning, so the indices are basically just at equilibrium.

inflations

...oh my...what a retard...do you think markets go straight up/down. ofc you will have some green. let me paint it for you.
You had 100 000 dollars.
You lost 60 000 first day.
You gained 10 000 the second day.
are you winning?

I literally voted for this, and there is nothing you can say or do to change that fact

stock prices, are just a fanclub nft since they aren't capped at a % of dividend.

technical

it all works "sometimes"

Canada should be tariffed 2000% Canada needs to s4yahuffer.

Weird, you said you voted for the crash yesterday. I guess miggers have no coherent principles.

the reason for the rally is china blinked first (they are already propping up their stock market)

AI controlled market.

Do you ever get tired of being wrong? Oh yeah and we should tariff German autos 5000% we literally don't need them at all.

yes i know the stock market is just like a tabletop rpg but with gamblimg similar to d&d and fagasy football, but it’s still a reliable metric as an index because the profiles are linked to assets.

MIGA golems until now

umm sweetie, trillions being wiped off the market is a GOOD thing

MIGA golems now

HOLY BASED WE ARE SO BACK, GREEN LINE NOW INSTEAD OF RED, BASED!!!!

Actually shameful female behaviour

do it. i am shorting your markets and making a buck. just do you please, dont stop Im not tiered

t. seething Toronto chink.

These tarriffs are 30 years overdue. Your PM is already kissing the ring so thanks for the business faggot.

dead cat bounce

he didn't buy the dip

NGMI

zoomed out, long term goes up, so?

Would you even have a country if we did that? How much of your auto revenue comes from us, do you even know?

oh let me guess, i zoomed out too much, i must zoom out only how you allow me to zoom out, right?

gilded age not golden age

He can manipulate the economy to force the Fed to do certain things.

you dont see it do you? the downfall? you actually think you will have a good times ahead? oh boy this will be hilarious

how are you going to short sell when with a stroke of a pen we can decimate the value of your assets required to buy it back?

remember the foreigners proclaiming how trump was sinking the entire US economy permanently?

Wow another insult unrelated to the argument. I wonder why Anon Babble is shitting on you guys

This posts reads like navajo codewalker shit.
I don't know what a stock is, I just know I want to see people in business suits leaping to their deaths, preferably still holding their briefcases which open halfway down for that nice aesthetic flurry of papers raining down on their splattered crumpled corpses.

Democrats get all their constituents that hold stock to SELL, SELL, SELL

Republicans (and Democrats in Congress) confident in the future BUY, BUY, BUY

They just enriched the opposition. Congratulation partisan retards.

Canadian trying to act like he has standards

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

it's only dumb if it doesn't work

MAGA!

Yeah, and it's still happening. Be ready to resume your previous position tomorrow.

Bump.

easy. be me 2 weeks ago, short everything on bounce after first tarrif fear.
trump tarrifs world. shit falls even more. now im rich, keep shorts opened knowing it will go down. come on Anon Babble for salt mining and smirks.
Thank you Donald.

Missed an s there. CongratulationS partisan retards. Need to be proper about it.

Imagine thinking banks buy leveraged etfs lmao

Holy shit
Trump admin just enacted 104% tariff on Chinah
MARKETS REKT.
This is why you stay out of markets at times like these, Dip buyers and shorts got rekt today if you didn't HODL properly.

I zoomed out for all of Biden's years, yeah they were shittier your dumbfuck shitlib.

LMAO all that’s going to happen is that your government’s deficit spending is going to increase, meaning they’re either going to increase your taxes or devalue your currency which is required to exchange with usd.
I don’t think you realize just how fucked you are.

Why not? America is nothing like you. We have massive amounts of industrial infrastructure, hugh amounts of untapped resources, the world's top research labs and stem institutions, and most importantly, massive amounts of capital we love to throw around.

Why would anyone bet against that?

holy shit you could vacation in somaliland with that windfall congrats bro

Rich people organize market crash to steal trillions from dumb boomer 401ks then blame it on Trump, all legal of course :)

This is what they call a perfect scam

t. jew, since only jews won anything with Trump

so when is Trump outlawing AIPAC and dual citizens in government?

im 48 000e in profit. im ok with this. go for it, do you i will make money again lol

TURN AROUND OF THE CENTURY

MOONSHOT

how are you going to short sell when with a stroke of a pen we can decimate the value of your assets required to buy it back?

Longer term charts say we're heading down.

But god damn you need balls of steel when at any moment some news event or even rumors can swing the markets 10%.

buy high sell low

Why do you listen to biz memes?

GOLDEN AGE
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(OP)

>i buy

>covid hits

>i sell

>V shape recovery

>i wait

>i buy

>tariffs

>i sell

>everything green

fuck this gay shit

The bottom doesn't come until people like you are like "Fuck this shit I'm out". It ends when dip buyers and day traders finally capitulate which could take months of beat downs.

ok cool.
i just want germans to get off their jew shit and get back on their hitler shit.
but if you’re white and happy, then im happy too.
cheers
sure there are fouctuations but the asymptote is still equilibrium.
i swear, the next fucking time i hear someone say “dead cat bounce” im going to morph into low impulse control mode.

he sold?

pump it

germans lost virtually all their remotely alpha males in WWII

kek the stocks are literally crashing, from +4% to -0.5% in half an hour

FUCK MIGA NIGGERS
FUCK PERMABULLS

TOTAL BOBO VICTORY

Market is a long term game. Pretending to be able to compete with AI fueled day trading scammers is just going to end with your shekels taken.

Maganomics baby. Oooooo raaah!

imagine being this pro-zog
anything short of TKD is MIGA

Yeah, we said the short term downturn didn't matter and we were absolutely proven right. Cope and seethe while you pack because you're on your way to getting deported from our rightful clay, Canada.

a lot of them moved here prior.
which seed is hypothetically more noble?
willing to endure starvation and religious persecution at the expense of preserving comfort or taking the risk to explore the american frontier prior to both world wars?

It's all red now, retard

Why would anyone bet against that?

Its run by jews? redpill is mainstream now, its over.

buy le dip diamond hands MIGA xD

permabulls will rope

MARKETS ARE CRASHING
IT'S SO FUCKING OVER

N...NOOOO MY JEWISH MONEY AHHHHHHH

you leftypol kikes can't control yourselves

LMAO EAT SHIT MIGAKIKES

a lot of them moved here prior.

you're right but idk what that has to do with all the ones left in germany being killed/executed/paperclipped out/fled

which seed is hypothetically more noble?

the one that stays in their homeland to improve it are always going to be objectively more "noble" than fleeing emigrants
aplha =/= nobility though, plenty of niggers are alpha

MY JEWISH OVERLOADS LOSING MONEY IS A BAD THING FUCK YOU MIGA

kek you kikes are something else

bear market

"you leftypol kikes only care about your jewish money"

bull market

"HAHA TRANNIES LOST TRUMP WAS RIGHT MUH SHEKELS INCREASED"

fucking Trumpniggers, man

They are making money off you. You absolute degenerate gambler.

One of the worst months in the history of the stock market but it’s ok because things were slightly green 2 hours into trading. Trump’s bots really are something else.

you think jews didn't plan this and set themselves up beforehand to profit best?
Remind me, who are Trump's best friends again

That's why I don't even bother
It's all rigged fake and gay
Literally buy gold and silver
Heck buy fucking iron or copper unironically than this gay shit scam line

We know the market is bulllshit if it goes up or down leftypol kike we were laughing at you kikes losing your minds when it was recovering

it's back to yesterday close before that gay thread even got to the bump limit

Antisemitic Trumpniggers are really something else, as delusional as the trannies they swear they hate

Nope since they are the ones losing money.

see

the one that stays in their homeland to improve it are always going to be objectively more "noble" than fleeing emigrants aplha =/= nobility though, plenty of niggers are alpha

sure, but it’s a different context of consideration that doesn’t apply.
when our ancestors moved here during the colonial era, they were imposing their will upon the untamed wilderness to build western civilization, whereas niggers who move to our nations today are just looking to leech off of our legacy as parasites.

paperclipped

yeah that’s tragic that their soldier class were decimated, so the acquiring of their science and engineering class is a purrhic victory.

reddit quiet

I told you fuckers to buy

The fucked up thing is that the FED and Government corruption (spending) won't get any of the blame for any of this economic fallout. The Buffet indicator is STILL at 170%, significantly over valued despite all this panic already. So Trump is (((Their))) fall guy.

Riddle me this: how can Trump hate jews, when he loves jews?

already dumping again

ohnonono

Counter semitism is just natural.
We are aware that ZionDon is a cuck though.

You need to invert your thinking.
You want to buy when companies are unsuccessful on the assumption they will make a recovery. Them being cheap is a buying opportunity, think bargain basement clearance sale.
Then, when they pick back up and seem to be succeeding, that's when you sell.
If you encounter a bad spot but the company has been around a long time, don't sell, just hold on and wait for the recovery period.
When investing, only invest what you are 100% willing to lose.
If it feels like gambling, that is because it is.
This is not financial advice and I am a retard with no financial expertise, investments may go down as well as up.

pyrrhic*

see

zionist tranny still obsessed with trannies

Fuck off zionist.

He’s the king of bankruptcies. He is the expert in the room on this shit. Let him cook

We are aware that ZionDon is a cuck though.

still riding his dick

Doesn't that make you an even more pathetic cuck?

S&P is down today though...
this thread didn't age well

Because you are literally the ZOG meme, hence why you hate China so much because they are free of these kind of influences

Looks like the markets are taking a big shit again. Hopefully Anon Babble wasn't fooled by the deat cat bounce so that all the rich fucks could get out.

Not riding his dick.

OP where are you now?

What is a woman? I wouldn’t stand on your side if there were only one side, because you don’t even live in reality. You just regurgitate what newsman says

you hate China so much because they are free of these kind of influences

why do memeflaggots have the stupidest most brain dead contrarianist takes 99% of the time

MARKET GREEN UNDER TRUMP IS GOOD, UNTIL IT'S MARKET RED THEN MARKET GREEN IS ACTUALLY JEWISH PONZI SCHEME, UNTIL MARKET SUDDENLY GREEN AGAIN THEN IT'S ACTUALLY BIG TOUGH MIGA BING BONG WAHOOO!!! BUT IF BLUE MAN TAKE OFFICE THEN GREEN MARKET ACTUALLY BAD AND JEWISH PONZI THOUGH AND JEWISH PONZI AND WAR ARE BAD UNTIL TRUMP MEETS WITH NETAN-BING-YAHOO THEN JEWISH PONZI AND WAR IS GOOD, UNTIL IT ISN'T CUZ ZEMEMSKY. TARIFFS WILL BRING BACK MANUFACTURING WHICH IS GOOD UNTIL IT ISN'T BECAUSE ART OF THE DEAL THEN MANUFACTURING BAD.

We have massive amounts of industrial infrastructure,

This isn't the 50s, so no.

hugh amounts of untapped resources

True

MUH CAPITAL

Irrelevant

The system is kike'd up so he has to play ball to slowly remove them. Trump can't go on tv and say "kill all kikes" and they magically go away. Never forget he mocked Jon Stewart that one time by calling him by his kike name.

Sounds like typical liberal cope. Just change trump to Biden.

What is a woman?

What do trannies have to do with anything, and why is it that Trumpniggers automatically revert to calling anyone criticizing Trump a tranny?

STILL thinks he's playing 6 million D chess

lel

stocks are perpetual rugpulls so the 1% get perpetually richer

Imagine my shock

Spoke a little soon there junior

so you're finally admitting you're as annoying a tranny?

how did marrying 2 of his kids to kikes help his total kike death plan?

This post didn't age well

Kek no matter how much you seeth there is only one world leader that didn't kiss that fucking wall, and it ain't Zognald

What should he do anon say that he's going to deport all the Jews? That's a quick way to get them to attempt to assassinate him again. You leftypol kikes are out of your minds

Infiltration retard

Do you think OP has enough self awareness to feel retarded? I doubt it myself

attempt to assassinate him

lel nevermind, you're clearly an idiot if you bought that bullshit as "real"
you don't get an ear piercing when you're a REAL problem

nigger the 2022 bear was caused by the Fed hiking rates like crazy to prevent hyperinflation caused by the massive printing due to the meme flu
this one is caused by the orange retard shitting out senseless bullshit without checks and balance

Maybe stop trying to make money doing nothing.

yeah just this desu
I would love trump if he actually would crash the stock market with zero survivors but he isn't going to do that and just manipulate it for his select group of 0.1% buddies rather than the intended democrat 1%.

cool.
how does whether or not xi jinping kisses the wall affect my nation’s economy?

got to look at it long term anon
if they talk about it on Anon Babble or over on r*ddit, avoid it
never sell unless you're desperate for liquidity
never buy sus stocks or hyped shit
never do commodities or do shorts, that's for gambling addicts and professional psychopaths

enjoy your gutter oil
lel Kissinger was the architect of both petrodollar AND petroyuan

there is no such thing as an unkiked country in 2025

Genuinely curious why does kikes losing money make you so angry?

lol, good

average Anon Babble user

Fuck that, I'm smoking my meth and trading on the 1 minute chart with the buy and sell button on my keyboard duct taped to my finger.

Spare me the generic wannabe troll routine shit, it's just sad

you wouldn't understand it
It's 4d chess

Turns out it was a dead cat bouncing after all. Enjoy the holding the bags.

can't answer

See these guys are leftypol kike trolls they get mad when kikes lose their investments but they totally are right wingers that hate Trump guys.

You do realize that your taxpayer money is financing Israel? You also realize that the wars of the last 40 years were all done in the name of Israel? That's why the US will lose in the end because your government is occupied, they don't work for you they work for them.

idiotic tryhard gotcha garbage that implies you're "mad"

NOT some lame ass generic "trolling" attempt

Uh huh, here is your (You), memeflaggot

kikes losing money

meth

Don't goon all your winnings on OF and chaturbate whores.

"gotcha" is me asking if it's bad that kikes lose money

this is the pilpul he is going to try

If you aren't convinced people like this are leftypol kikes I don't know what else to say

uh huh I'm sure that's why China declared Judiasim illegal and they closed temples because they are ZOG'ed

Genuinely curious why does kikes losing money make you so angry?

lel

has to completely re-word it like it wasn't "trollbait", as if the post doesn't exist anymore

riddle me this: why do jews paint swastikas to use as "hate crimes" to gain more advantage, if antisemitism wasn't a thing they knew best how to turn to their advantage?
retard

leftypol kike still can't admit it's bad that kikes lose money

I accept your concession kike

Lmao you Reddit niggers always fall for this

You jump on any attempt to shit on right wingers or Trump even if it only lasts for a day and then look retarded for a week straight afterwards

now it's turned from "why does jews losing money make you ANGRY" to "why can't you admit jews losing money is BAD"

lol, what
why do YOU think it's bad when jews lose money? you said it, not me, retard

I accepted your concession kike we are good

look at the start of the thread MIGA fags were celebrating the stock market when it was in the green but the second it crashes you have all these fags immediately go "ummm who cares??" that's why it's probably fun to shit on them

yes, im not happy about that.
what does that have to do with my standard of living as it pertains to our trade policy with china?

I never said or remotely implied it was "bad for kikes to lose money", moron

Bear trap dumbass

Why did you dodge my question? Why are you mad that kikes are losing money? Can you answer that?

*Bull trap.

see previous post kike

You faggot

Probably the most important point to remember when looking at anything dealing with finance on this site. Utter retardation in like 95% of posts. The Jim Cramer of Anon Babble boards

retarded paranoid MIGA gibberish

your proof of China being zog'ed like the US is that they made Judaism illegal. Are you even listening to yourself? The damage Trump did low IQ retards like yourself is immeasurable

OH NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

who cares what any of you think the American government doesn't represent any of us anymore. the fire rises stop being scared becuase we're opposite to your faggotry ItS JuSt WhAt YoU MaKe iT. Bring the EMPs ww3 is international civil unrest with global autism peppering its instances.

you saying I conceded =/= a concession, retard

he thinks I'm a Trumpnigger

lmfao

see
kike

THIS IS ALL PART OF TRUMPS PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAKE UP AMERICA
PANICANS WANT TO DESTROY US!!!!!!!!!

you saying I conceded =/= a concession, retard

Concession still accepted kike

Christ is King

tldr time in the market beats timing the market

tranny "wins" via declaring victory, then plugging his fingers in HIS ears so he can't hear anything else

shocking

Do you know how much money the US spends in wars in the middle east and on Israels defense? It's in the trillions. Your living standards would have been objectively better if that money was spent in the US, mutt.
Now your country is broke and all they can come up with are tariffs that will rape you retards even more. It is kinda funny kek

see previous post leftypol kike

>tranny "wins" via declaring victory, then plugging his fingers in HIS ears so he can't hear anything else

surprising

I don't care,I like to make fun of MIGApedes

Trump won

see
kike

>>tranny "wins" via declaring victory, then plugging his fingers in HIS ears so he can't hear anything else

unprecedented

concession status: still accepted kike

aaaaand back to the shitter

The "short term downturn" isn't even CLOSE to being over yet.

This thread is fucking hilarious because you miganiggers are going to go back to the same lines you were using before. You have ZERO convictions, zero standards, and no intellectual consistency at all. You're unironically in a cult and don't even realize it.

but you're a teenage transvestite who walks dogs part time for cash on the side for your tranny pills

jobless NEET incel leftypol kike spouting his usual schizo garbage

Hey retard if you were a human with a brain you would be able to notice this downtrend has been a lot longer than a day. 1010101 MAGA trump is the best libtards lose again!!!

This thread aged like milk

Did I miss my chance to buy the dip?

up 81% in 5 years

The winning was too hard so he had to make statements that tariffs are there to stay

TOTAL MIGANIGGER EXTERMINATION

Dip buyers are some of the most degenerate gamblers out there. Their Technical analysis can be summed up in one philosophy. Buy the Dip.
Never mind the overall zoomed out picture is negative.

over a decade of number go up

degenerate gamblers

They quite literally cannot lose.

Why is Jewish people losing money a bad thing leftypol kike?

>>tranny "wins" via declaring victory, then plugging his fingers in HIS ears so he can't hear anything else

never before seen

see previous post kike

the stock market is just a side dish I am waiting for the price increase after tariffs

>>>tranny "wins" via declaring victory, then plugging his fingers in HIS ears so he can't hear anything else

unheard of

see
kike

but I don't care about trump or jews, muhamed

>>>>tranny "wins" via declaring victory, then plugging his fingers in HIS ears so he can't hear anything else

heinous

You ever think that changing your opinion on everythign you held dear so much might not be a good thing?

You jump on any attempt to shit on right wingers or Trump even if it only lasts for a day and then look retarded for a week straight afterwards

Still laughing a week later.
MIGGA still crying over jokes about their losses.

This thread didn't age well.

Still accepted kike

What's your plan for when your parents die and they can't take care of their adult son anymore?

>>>>>tranny "wins" via declaring victory, then plugging his fingers in HIS ears so he can't hear anything else

abominable

ever heard of a dead cat bouncing

see previous post kike

democracy moment

>>>>>>tranny "wins" via declaring victory, then plugging his fingers in HIS ears so he can't hear anything else

startling

S-SEE PREVIOUS POST KIKE

concession status: still accepted

kek thank you for admitting me saying that personally upsets you. I'll do it more now

>>>>>>>tranny "wins" via declaring victory, then plugging his fingers in HIS ears so he can't hear anything else

y-you made fun of me so that means you're seething

unanticipated

Might have McDonald’s for lunch today. Got a hankering for some reason.

Test

see previous post kike

This is how much the average republican understands finance.

Test

>>>>>>>>tranny "wins" via declaring victory, then plugging his fingers in HIS ears so he can't hear anything else

heretofore unseen

You lost 20K it's not the end of the world pajeet.

let me check that concession status one moment.....yup still accepted

>>>>>>>>tranny "wins" via declaring victory, then plugging his fingers in HIS ears so he can't hear anything else

it's nice that you're finally trying to actually come up with anything new now, please continue

see previous post kike (ooops I upset you again lmao)