What happened to our $5000 DOGE dividend checks?
Memoryholed
I got mine. You didn't?
They sent those out months ago
I received two. Maybe I got yours by mistake?
I redeemed. Did you not redeem?
he lied, and then he forgot his lie, and now he's depressed and crying because trump told him that he is, in fact, NOT one of the boys
paid off my car with mine
lmao
Shut your ass up, Chinese district.
You know what else is memory holed?
Went straight to Israel, goy :)
Stimulus checks historically have been a good thing
Fuck you israeli
Walmart is deported btw
What if Doge didn't locate any savings or fraud, and were just lying?
Do we still get the $5k checks?
Amazon is also deported btw
I invested mine.
would be smarter to hold off until the midterms, but yeah where's my stimmy?
FUCK YOU ISRAELI
Israel needed them more
Shut the fuck up jew
I got mine a few weeks ago, bought a ton of crypto with it
It was a meme spread by trashy lying loyalists to identify members of the public they could label "corrupt".
DOGE didn't find fraud, abuse, or corruption, just conspiracy bait by way of releasing out of context spending info on thing that sound like something a conservative would oppose.
Remember when people kept talking about billions going missing in the pentagon? Where are they now? I only see lefties addressing that waste and/or fraud:
youtu.be
They even point fingers at the Clintons. Worth a watch.
Turns out, the civil service isn't very wasteful.
It's mostly Medicare, SS, and DOD.
The UBI was previously used to "prove" which people were "corrupt", despite the fact that it's an actual good idea that would reduce corruption in society if implemented.
I got yours and cashed it at the hood spot and spent it on Astolfo body pillows
You'd think there'd be at least one fraud investigation but it's nothing.
What do you think was one of the biggest drivers of inflation in the first place? Handing out free money to niggers during Covid and other "stimulus" checks while printing endlessly money for bankers and crashing the economy into a ditch over a cold. It would make curbing inflation harder.
George Soros will send you a $5000 check if you send proof that you burned a Tesla
There is no fraud, waste, and corruption in the largest corpo-government megacomplex to ever exist in history.
Kek, please kill yourself immediately and with great violence. You leftists are the saddest sacks of human shit to ever live.
Go ahead and share it. It isn't making news rounds, there's nothing to report. Or maybe I'm wrong now. Is there an investigation on going? What was the crime?
Also I said he didn't find any, not that there is any. I shared a video that shows money going missing in the pentagon. Old news, but Musk is avoiding looking where money has famously disappeared. Why?
what if I make shit up
The US African Development Foundation has terminated $51M in grants, including:
-$229,296 for marketing 100% organic shea butter in Burkina Faso
-$84,059 for a business incubator for spa & wellness entrepreneurs in Nigeria
-$239,738 for marketing pineapple juice in Benin
It was all bullshit. All of it.
What happened to the Epstein files?
Today, agencies terminated 63 wasteful contracts with a ceiling value of $124M and savings of $39M, including a $1.25M @HHSGov marketing consultant contract for “Google AdWords management” and a $1.9M @StateDept consulting contract for global advisory
Every Single Time
The @USGSA IT team just saved $1M per year by converting 14,000 magnetic tapes (70 yr old technology for information storage) to permanent modern digital records.
Talking about memory holes, what the FUCK happened to Vivek Ramadamsway?
Good work by @US_IMLS @Sonderling47 cancelling $25M in wasteful DEI grants for $15M in savings, including:
-$265K for Queens College in New York to research “why BIPOC teens” read Japanese comic books
-$250K to erect “LGBTQ+ historical markers” across Ohio
$1 million a year for extra information security incase something happens to our digital records
The fact that you're waving that around as a win makes DOGE look absolutely retarded and pointless.
And cutting back on waste where it exists is good, but they're hardly finding it and they are finding no fraud.
Thrown under the bus at their failed attempt to get the sheep supporting H1Bs. Trump and Musk both use them and need them as a security against organized labor movements.
Also, a million is a fucking speck of dust lol
Go look through all the line items yourself. You're just salty your cashcow is coming to an end.
yeah a million dollars isn't even that much haha we should keep funding all these things
I joke but this really sums up how silly the idea of doge is. Trump wants to increase the defense budget by 250 billion. Doge "saving the tax payer" hundreds of millions is a fraction of a penny in comparison. Its a such an obvious farce you'd have to be a complete idiot to believe it. And thats before you factor into all the another incompetence in this administration that is racking up hundreds of millions in settlement and legal fees. While continuing to hemorrhage wealth and compound on its debt. You are smoking crack if you think doge exists as anything more than a propaganda tool and a way for the wealthy to siphon more money from the average american. They don't even hide it. Every doge finding is very obviously picked to be the most tantalizing peice of maga fanfic you could imagination. Never with any sort of factation or souce. The one time they did provide a source they were just lying about it. Or worse they didn't understand the study. Idk the trans mice thing was very funny cause not only does it prey on those maga crackhead urges it's 8 million dollars. Witch is nothing. Especially when you spend 800 fucking billion on defense. There is a reason they aimed there sights at Medicare and social security thats the only place they will reduce substainal spending (hundreds of billions) without compromising the defense budget. Except instead of using that money for good they are just gonna pump more of it into defense. When realistically Mr no new wars should be fine just peeling a few hundred billion from defense. I guess you can't really do that though when you piss of all your allies on your border and in Europe and practically everywhere. You have to be retarded to beleive in doge and that was before they just face fucked the economy and every trading patner$ we ever had with a shotgun. It's stupid and your are dumb and silly. It's impossible for doge to work as designed. Its not going to fix the budget. It's just partisan propaganda.
Trump wants to increase the defense budget by 250 billion.
Imagine handing the Democrats such a war machine in 4 years.
Saar I sent the $5000 dog check to my account by accident. Please do nat report I could lose my jab. I have family to feed. Your check will be redeemed and good news saar you are eligible for $12000 dog grants, you just have to follow my instructions. Saar, are you familiar with google gift cards saar? Are you living close to a target shop?
Sar my cow is constipated I cannot get it to poop I need sustenance from the cow poop sar
When you need to tell me to do the leg work this long into the game, you're telling me there isn't anything incredibly noteworthy. Fraud and corruption are illegal and it would be so cool, such a big story if Musk and his pet broccoli heads put someone away for fraud but it's just not happening. Whoa! A million dollars for extra secure record keeping! Wooow!
I got mine. Maybe check your mail
Now you joke but that's the other beautiful aspect of doge. 4 years from now all this shit will just be null and void. Especially all the social programs, and natural park shit that has bipartisan support in terms of the american populace. So much of the shit doge doing is not only theatre it isn't even all that well like. And your already seeing the effect it's having on people. Maga joke those protest crowds were filled with out of touch old white folks. As if it's some indication of democratic voters and not a very obvious sign that even the geriatric demographic who votes conservative religiously is upset doge went after social security. It isnt even gonna take 4 years before the majority of Republicans realzie this is a fucking farce. But you can't fault Elon and doge or trump cause the shit works from a ideological perspective. These retards will continue approving of this retarded shit. The other half to chicken shit to speak out because being a republican is a cool guy club now and have of em just happy to be there jerking each other off under the table. We r so fucking cooked.