Urinal splashing is now a thing fo the past

This is the important research scientists are doing these days paid for by your tax payer money of course.

studyfinds.org/physics-solves-one-of-mans-biggest-problems-urinal-splashing/

holy shit how small is your dick that you're causing splashing?

muh tax money

imagine how many cleaning costs will be saved across america retard

I hate it when my pee stream splits and I piss on my shoes

Doesn't that mean lost jobs?

That's always been obvious, but the common design is much cheaper

I want life to be better

NOOO NOT LIKE THAT

Whatever dude

I've never had my piss splash on me when using a trough at a ball game. If men weren't so cock shy we could have solved this problem ages ago.

t. have little piss splash causing penises

Admitting you have low piss flow

Ngmi

This was the best design because it is also the floor drain.

Too narrow. Handles splashing but not divergent spray.

My piss flow is strong but my cock is long. You wouldn't understand having a tiny low flow cock like you do.

If you can hear someone splashing the bottom of a urinal with their stream, you know they're an npc.
Real humans know to piss down the side where it's angled for maximum minimization of splashing.

Choose your fighter

no urinals in homes thanks to globohomo

tall men can't possibly pee in toilet without some spalsh back

wife suggests I sit down when I pee. sure, right.

proceed to start the process of pinching the end of my foreskin together when I go until I fill it up like a balloon (I call it bullfrogging lol)

let er rip in an explosion of piss that goes everywhere

I won't ever clean it up cause I'm gross & dgaf, so wife eventually has to

teaching my uncut boys the bullfrog technique

Its the small victories.

Top tip
Alpha piss smell makes betas nervous and pussy wet.
I have tried this out, it works. Betas go straight to submissive state, women too and horny. Don't piss on yorself, just have a piss soaked rag somewhere nearby.

We had to get a hole toilet at work because indian truckers kept standing on the seat and breaking it and shitting all over the walls somehow, the janitorial staff had to grt special shots lmao

Don't piss on yorself

I just don't like people barking orders at me, that's all.

I haven't been able to use a urinal in decades. One little known fact about super fats is once you get to a certain weight your piss muscles just don't work the same. I don't know the scientific math behind it but ever since I got too big no matter how much piss I have it only comes out in a pathetic dribble. I have to sit on the toilet or hold my dick over the sink. Otherwise it would just stream down my leg.
Just thought I would share with you all another incentive not to get fat.

I refuse to use urinals. I'm not pissing in the open in a public space.

just have a piss soaked rag somewhere nearby.

For the last time ranjesh no one likes your pee rags and you have to let that woman go.

how is that a problem, you piss it splashes end of story, faggots.

no matter what angle the porcelain is at, I can hit it at a perpendicular angle.
that's physics

Piss on a rag and leave it under your desk close to where they sit, call in your subordinate and it's like magic. they can't look you in the fucking eye. birds will, but lads go to shit.
You don't want it to stink, just enough to let the pheromones and shit do their thing. lads get this 'enemy territory' vibe, birds are easy when you're the boss anyway, this just drives the message home on a subliminal level.

nautilus looks so ridiculous, practically begging for me to piss in it.

You're a literal retard. Imagine being so fucking retarded that you prioritize satiating a bloated appetite sacrificing everything else in the process. I will never understand this. You're as dumb as those colonies of ants that get stuck walking in circles following circular pheromone trails until they die.

Me HUNGRY

Me EAT no matter what!

Nah, one long piss troth. No need for individual ceramics.

Don't forget the ice.

In this economy?

All you have to do is toughen up and eat less. Problem solved. Completely curable and you are in total control. You don't have a terminal illness, you just desire too much food. If you're hungry, who cares. Your appetite will shrink eventually.

Nah the dude trough. They used to have these at Oakland Alameda colliseum and they'd overflow because puke every game lol

My penis grows 4 inches when it gets hard, sadly I'm not getting erect around other men like you

A number of my colleagues go into the stalls to piss. I'm not sure if they're just self-conscious small cocks or if they're trannies.

kek what a short penis having faggot

university of waterloo

None of the above

You're just a mutilated amerimexcrement dicklet, nothing to be proud of.

kek this nigger got a tiny dick over here stop splashing on germans with your tiny dick bro

this is pretty interesting. I always wondered if you could build a urinal like a shot trap in a shooting range. I've also noticed that the weird looking sink at a local grocery store restroom splashes way less than normal bathroom sinks.

Easiest design to clean, so most likely to be clean, theoretically at least
Unfortunately it is uncommon

Waterloo, Ontario

Nice try Demiurge

it's actually an useful research though, lol

afaik it's blacks who walk around with full length penises. europeans are growers. which judging by your post - you aren't

Nah bog cleaners can just man the Gloryholes for tips. Make twice as much being thrice as useful.

t. not a grower or a shower

Stop splashin piss everywhere.

used to work a warehouse job

delivery semi truck is running late

really need to fucking piss and its almost my break

supervisor wont let me go to the bathroom because "you break is in a couple of minutes" despite the fact we are essentially standing there doing nothing

a few minutes before break time the truck finally shows up

as I start to waddle off for break "trying real hard to not piss myself" my supervisor says no one is taking a break until we unload the truck because we are running super behind

yell at him that I need to fucking piss and that he told me to wait till my break

"not my problem now start unloading"

unload truck

he lets us go on break

awkwardly hobble over to the bathroom

start unzipping my pants as I get to the entrance

can feel a surge of piss about to rush out and I cant hold it back any longer

just drop my pants and aim towards the urinal

piss is all over the floor

waddle over to urinal while pissing

the piss stream is so aggressive it starts splashing back

take a couple steps back and just settle for piss landing on the floor instead of being covered in piss

as piss stream starts dying down dont even bother waddling closer to the urinal since the floor is already covered in piss and the whole situation just has me completely fed up with the job

I ended up fucking quitting the job after that

My pp is only 2 inches unerect.

This is the choice of the true conosiuer

based sink pissing chads