Capitalism

Capitalism.

Thats judaism

Fair enough, but for a quarter, I expect at LEAST 30 minute usage.

communism is a pile of shit

fresh oc

Fpbp /thread

Start living in his restrooms

start offering black coffee for free and increase bathroom admission to $2.00

Rollercoaster tycoon strats

Need to expand to expand the quarter slot, it will fill to fast

kek i would vandalize that bathroom so hard.

This is Mr Krabs level Jewry

He owns the means of defecation. A crapitalist, if you will.

They already do this is euroland so

Id just shit in the break room sink

Best I can do is pressing my ass against the coin slot and shitting into it until it opens. Don't worry, the extra shit dripping out of it is bonus.

I shit in his desk drawers for free. Check mate.

Imagine how much you could make if you installed these on every single door in your building
Have a meeting? Pay up. Entering to make a delivery? Pay up. Entering the bathroom? Pay up. Entering a stall inside the bathroom? You get the idea. Better come to work with a roll of quarters.

Never had that problem before your communist grooming arg.

That's how they do it in Europe.

And no need for keys

Is also a more serious lock and had to be dirt cheap as is a small market

forgot you replaced all employees with poos

they just shit on the floor right next to your office

great plan jimbo desu

What a nigger. If I already work for you and you try to make me pay to use the bathroom, I will just shit on your carpet.

Imagine being buckbroken by a piece of bubblegum.

there is no law that says an employee is limited in time in the bathroom
pay 25 cents, stay in the bathroom for 9 hours
collect check/sue retard for money and stay in the bathroom for 9 hours a day and collect check

Price filters trash. Yes it's a kike thing to charge to use a bathroom but it doubles as a filter to keep faggots that dirty up bathrooms out. Ever go to a public park or beach and notice how fucking disgusting the restrooms are? Charge to use the restroom and use the money to pay for an attendant to be there all day and maintain it.

Don't give me seething replies. It would be nice to use a restroom in public without having to dodge piss and shit everywhere.

Just realize he did it at work. Fuck that kike. But i stand what i said for doing it in public places

Ya just piss and shit all over the walls

I would shit my pants and tell him he needs to compensate me for damages to my drawers and the psychologic damage gained from having to shit myself in front of others

You just negated anything you were actually right about by being a fucking retard, great job.

This.

Alternatively I remove the lock, inform Hr, and charge overhead.

If it was the bathrooms for the PUBLIC I'd almost be with him.
That is indeed peak judaism doing that to your employees.

You must have interned at EA

This will persist until the moment someone doesn't have a quarter. I wonder what will happen then?
I'm starting to think these passive income guys are just vultures looking to monetize aspects of everyday life that weren't monetized for a reason.
As you should, you paid to get in. Let's get those running maintenance costs up, see how much the door fee goes up before someone manually removes that lock and beats him to death with it.
In public restrooms to keep the homeless out, yes. Not at work. You already paid travel costs to be there and this dude wants to put a toll on the shitter?
This is why people want to work from home, because employers pull shit like this.

They tried this once in airports. Everyone hated it and low class people actually broke the things off the doors to steal the change.

Nobody disagrees with this, but our boy is just being a parasite and is creating more than 20 dollars worth of costs he will never personally pay.

1 anon pissing in the closet lowers the valuation of the building by thousands of dollars.

I shit mine for free. Playing a long stent of vidya and I just don't want to talk to the bathroom. Fuck that nigger room. I just shit and piss where I sit. After the initial smell you get over it and don't even notice.

Just piss under the door. Follow me for more hacks amd tricks

it's a troll lmao

These were common in the early to mid 20th century and this is probably a picture of an antique. I believe Germany still has pay toilets. Since public restrooms were largely designed to accommodate more than one person at s time you couldn't really put them on the main door nor on urnials so they ended up on indvidual stall doors instead and so it was ultimately the feminist movement that led to their demise as it was perceived to be sexist and discriminatory.

I smear shit on the mirrors so paying a quarter to do it isnt that bad

shit in his offce
piss on his laptop

Have you considered rigging your chair to be a toilet

it's a troll. bathrooms are required pretty much everywhere. they are allowed to restrict access to paying customers l, commonly

I'll just piss on the door

Thank ya mae8

Should just take a dump on his desk

GO TO THE BATHROOM NOW!
youtube.com/watch?v=GTomMm61Ixw

Anon Babble falling for fake nonsense as usual

Kek.
I'd rather piss in the thing. Enjoy your coins macerating in my urine, boss.

rightoids aren't smart enough to realize it's satire. classic.

who knew there were this many indians here

Those locks are easy to scam. You must be an American because all the Europoids that arent fags know how to scam those locks thanks to the cuck shopping carts.

Forgot picture

Not capitalism, thays rent seekin; which is Jewish.

Downtown Austin used to be casual and relaxed in the 1990s. as far back as 2010 the downtown area was so full of bums that every door downtown was manned by security, or locked. you cant find a place to shit down there except the library. not even government buildings let people shit in there for free

That is a textbook dystopia. nowhere to shit FOR FREE in this "civilization"

How is it passive if you gotta clean the toilets.
Is it his fetish?

I wonder if such a small mechanism would be slug proof.

buy $1.00 flathead screwdriver

unscrew door lock catch

nothing personel kid

takes a piss on the lock

Who the fuck even has a quarter anymore?

Move some place with miserable weather

it can be fake and be a thing that happens at the same time
it can also be a discussion point regardless of reality
for example: its probably a good idea for a lot of places in nigger filled shitty city hellholes to have paid bathrooms for customers only considering "people" use them to shoot up or have sex or whatever the fuck.
That said if you do have paid bathrooms it should be mentioned on the entrance to save people bothering your employees.

fpbp

Thats why you put the credit/debit/cash change machine right next to the bathrooms dumbass.

another from same author

Based. I'd put a sock full of quickcrete down it every day.
Not my problem. How's that passive income when you have a $30,000 plumbing bill?

every time I have to pay to use toilets, I made a point to ruin them, train stations started to doing that shit and it's infuriating

Knowing Amerigoy system designed to extracted as much money from goy this might be real

train stations started to doing that shit

Which ones?

Judaism

avignon, strasbourg and lyon at least

no no you should just let niggers shoot up in your bathrooms

ok

this but unironically. if our cities weren't such shitsholes full of niggers, poojeets and bums/junkies we'd still have free public toilets.
a few years ago I wanted to go to the toilet in a MacDonalds in the central train station. They told me it was closed.
I remember the good old days when it was open and unfortunately they had bums there taking drugs and sleeping on the toilets at night which put more and more strain on the staff.
at some point there were so many niggers/drug dealers hanging out at the central station that I thought to myself that I'd be surprised if they managed to keep the public toilet open
tldr jews (and by extension niggers) are why we can't have nice things

thats probably the key eh

They are extremely easy to scam. You can buy a plastic doodad on Amazon or Temu that will beat those locks. Or you can make one with tape a quarter and a coffeee stirrer.

I have but frankly I'm just too fucking lazy

I haven't lived in Germany since 5th grade, but they had these all over the place there.

Regular people doing this are the heart and soul of the board. The education that is basically spoonfed users

Whenever I have to pay for a toilet, I make sure to shit and piss as much as possible around the seat. If I'm paying for the clean up, I might as well use it.

Duno those weight based ones are tricky and there's also simple contacts that would require touching both at the same time, that assuming is like an old arcade one, but there's also the typical gacha ones and damn those things are hard

That trick is so underrated Im surprised people dont use it more often.

Paid toilets have been commonplace in Germany for decades. Germans are the true jews.

I don’t carry coins (I’ll be fucked by cbdcs). Install a card reader at least, you fucker.

every day i'm more convinced whites are as bad as jews if not worse

you can just set them on fire you know

Fuck. Thanks, anon. Cannes is stille safe, but it's a small station.

We are living inside a jew's wet dream and we are celebrating for some reason

kek

You know which group of people is the real reason for this shit. Don't play dumb.

Thank you for doing your part. Nobody learns lessons when theyre comfortable.

Russians clearly.

in germany they found an elegant way to handle this, on the autobahn you have to pay to use the toilet but you get a discount voucher you can use on anything else in shops or restaurants

like a bawse

Yeah, I think there's something like this in some belgian highway stations.

All muh frends are transnational importers...

We know burgers

Thats the world with Jews. They see "the goyim" as tax and commerce cattle. We exist, to them, as resources to be bled dry. In an ethnostate with no jews and negroes public toilets would be clean. no need to pay someone to drop a log. This society is an abomination. Paying people to shit or piss

Here's the obvious solution here.

It's fake and rage bait.
It's illegal to not provide free access to your employees, restroom facilities.
It's fine to do it for customers.
You have no obligation to provide a restroom to customers or the public.
Paid toilets are nothing new and ubiquitous in Europe.
I appreciate pay toilets because it keeps niggers away.

Clancy Brown does his voice. The bad guy in the first Highlander.

Pay toilets aren't a new thing, you zoomer faggot. It keeps worthless junkies out of them so I'm not sharing a toilet with an HIV-riddled degenerate scumbag who is probably brown.

I appreciate pay toilets because it keeps niggers away.

not in france, they way it work is, you have a fat nigger on call looking at the pay section making sure people don't skip over (when not looking they are "cleaning"), guess who can skip over with no problem...

Drill a hole through a coin, put some string in the hole, and pull it out afterwards?

It's a good way to get someone shitting in the sink, too.

Last time I was in France was the mid nineties. I am saddened by what you people have allowed to happen there.

gives laxatives for free during peak morning hours

charges extra to use the toilet

mfw we missed Mr Schekelberg's face when he found out the pile of literal shit hidden in his office

that 18 dollars is gonna be 0 net profit when the bathroom needs a 200 dollar cleaning after my quarter usage. I'm getting bank for my buck. or coin in this case. KEK.

JB Weld syringe

Yup, those white tiles would quickly turn brown.

Fine, I'll grow a Saiyan tail on your fucking desk then. Don't mind me if I sub-zero slide on my way out.

pay to use bathroom

insert delayed activation firework deep inside toilet bowl

clog sink and run water

leave

cost business owner thousands in damages

insurance will drop owner after filing claim

EZ

owner caught you doing all that on hidden camera

sues you for all damages and losses + tip

I’ll just take a half hour shit for $50 an hour. Thanks boss.

Nigel, not every nation has full CCTV coverage coast to coastay all times, especially in the bathrooms. You gotta get some perspective mate, the authorities aren't always watching their subjects in the lands across the seas.

Sue owner for a hidden camera in restroom

win big money

owner caught you doing all that on hidden camera

counter-lawsuit...

hidden camera

look i know shit is weird in bongistan but even in the garbage state the USA is in hidden cameras in bathrooms aren't going to fly unless its the CIA doing it.

Pajeet nepotism at work, he wants everyone to shit on the street. Make it feel more like home.

Workplaces must have working, free, available toilets here.

What's the difference?

U gotta pay for break room access too

I would look up the codes for his area and see if this is legal, if not I would so the fuck out of him

Never forget my precious dollarcost .

Oy vey stop.pissing on the side of my building fucking nazis!

coins

who even carries cash anymore?

Iirc this used to be a thing, nickel or dime to go to the bathroom/washroom/water closet whatever you call it. It got phased out but it makes sense to bring it back so you dont have junkies od'ng, people fucking, people running Uber eats only restaurants in them etc...

this is europoor/third world tier .
Neck they will charge you on tp

this is so fucking jewish, im stealing this idea

Blast the door with Diarrhea.

Thats a jew and so are you OP. One kike ideology for another, when you know theres a real alternative.

ctrl-F Ubik

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Come on, I thought some of you guys were men of culture. Philip K dick predicted it a long time ago.

Piss your pants infont of staff sew for mental anguish

I would take a shit on the lock

Piss yourself soaking the chair until they make the toilet free again. They hsve to, if they don't want the office to reek like a urinal

FUCK German paid toilets

be me

visit Bielefield for reasons

go to mcdonalds in the train station

they must have toilets at least for customers right?

wrong

just a sign saying use the train station toilet

the brown mole is knocking on the doors

walk very fast looking for the toilet

2e

expensive but at least it will be clean because it's paid

go in

two toilet stalls

one has a literal shit pyramid in the toilet

I shit you not. there's a pile of shit 30cm high

I stare in amazement

the flusher appears to be broken

go to the second stall

someone decided to smear shit on the walls

shit everywhere

someone had the time of their life

I realize I just paid 2e to see an exhibition of German postmodernist art, but I still need to shit

I didn't feel like adding my input to the shit pyramid

run to my car

drive to nearest shell station

toilet is closed

go inside, buy a snickers bar, ask for a toilet key

finally allowed to defecate

German public toilets, not even once.

The one thing I regret is not taking photos, but I was too occupied with finding a toilet.

Who the fuck has quarters anymore?

fill lock with tooth paste

Black people are gross

Well, you probably look Indian, so just shit in the street and no one will say anything.

you probably look Indian

Let's hope he doesn't smell like one

Is this nigger serious? If so, his business is going to get a lot of shit stolen and pissed off employees destroying stuff. I guess its the only way some people learn.

Do you lock them to enter, or to leave?

Shit yourself and get gibs.

But aren't they hiring indians?

what does that do?

That is a combination of jewishness and niggers. If you ever worked retail you know you are not paid to clean up after people who quite literally shit on the walls and piss on... everything.

fills it with superglue

everything personnell, heebs

Bielefield

that's your mistake right there. you'd never catch me in Bielefeld. I'd rather visit Duisburg again, at least they have cheap Döners

for reasons

visiting your arap extended family I bet

There’s no timer on these locks. They are external only and then inside there is a privacy lock. You get unlimited usage.

Fuck, nigger, you wouldn't want to step into the unbelievable stench of a commie public toilet.
They all were sites of ritual humiliation, that is the only explanation for them and all other soviet services.

tells you what coin to use to unscrew the bolts

those shitters are fucking grim
rather shit in the forest

Id just take a dump in front of the door.

Just shit on the floor

i would just shit all over the door and whatever's in front of the door

You don't pay for the toilet.
You pay for the cleaning lady.

I gladly pay €5 to shit on a clinically clean and nice smelling toilet instead of your typical free public toilet.

KEK

You should have just hopped on a train, they have free toilets.

underrated

many Autobahn rest stops have free public toilets that are reasonably clean. alright, they don't have as many brown subhumans as major train stations do, so that source of contamination isn't there.
but at least every big park needs a public toilet

Tendies Tendies give me more, or the poo goes on the floor.

Capitalism and communism are two sides of the same shekel, but there is a third option.

$17.75

In more civilized times people like this would be castrated so they can’t pollute the earth with their filth.

Is it still passive income if you have to chase it down?

I leave it ajar

Let them know your part of the trilateral Commode SECRETION.

I have a better idea, round up the trash humans and throw them into labor camps. If they’re too crazy for labor camp send them to an institution. Have the labor camps pay for the operations of both. Being more tolerant and progressive is ruining everything that was built for us.

what's the plan when the train starts moving

Hide in the toilet to avoid the conductor of course.

Literally any economic system could work flawlessly if it weren’t for the jew siphoning off more than half of all wealth through parasitism.
Human society is so advanced now that if it wasn’t for these vampires, literal children could run our economy and it would just naturally keep itself upright.
Usury destroys everything.

business you don't need to use sells completely optional bathroom use while required to provide none except for employees

Where is the issue aside from them being social assholes that people will make fun of?

A store isn't a public washroom, they just provide them regularly to be nice and socially acceptable since they need them for themselves/employees anyway.

You put a blue light in the bathroom so drug addicts can find a vain.

They bring a blanket and a flashlight.

There becomes a point where your just annoying pepole not braking any law.

Scrooge McDuck influencers are so obnoxious. I hope they get all the poverty, pain, and derision they deserve.

shit in his coffee

Shit on the floor.

I’m fine with a “restroom is for customers only” rule. If you start charging me extra to use the bathroom after I’ve already become a paying customer, then I’ll just stop going there and find another restaurant. I don’t like giving my money to jews
Dumb shabbos goy retard

Right up until people start shitting on the floor.

takes your free coffee

shits on your floor

This man has no Indian employees evidently.

You just crawl under

The classic

Loser dishonors himself and loses employee trust for less than $20 a month

Chump change mentality, people don't get rich by pinching pennies.

kike

This certainly isn't legal for any employers to do. That breaks OSHA guidelines. Its an awesome way to get sued. I suspect this is installed on some sort of public restroom. That could be legal.

Vein, you illiterate drug addict

trying not to piss my pants

HOLY FUCK DOES ANYONE HAVE CHANGE FOR A FUCKING DOLLAR?!

When I was a boy I was at a bus station with my grandma, she gave me a dime to use the toilet. I just waited until someone came out of the stall and ducked in without paying. On the way back I bought a payday bar with the dime. Grandma just smiled when I told her.

Thats judaism

Antisemitism is capitalist shilling.

OP, you forgot to write.

ENJOY CAPITALISM!

Doge closed down Osha offices. But hey, at least we don't big gov breathing down our necks anymore amirite

$17.75 is not worth the negative feedback on Yelp. There's a fine line between making money and being cartoonishly evil

Antisemitism is capitalist shilling.

I would pay and then piss EVERYWHERE when I get inside. hope cleaning for half an hour was worth the quarter, kike

A smart worker will start peeing In a bottle and pour it in some corner, pot with flowers , unseen.

break down the doors

ok I looked this guy up and he's clearly trolling. some of it is pretty funny too

x.com/chasedownleads

start leaving piss jugs and shit napkins around the boss's door

youtube.com/watch?v=C_n_qtgUKnY
99 percent of pol are paid capitalist shills, propagandists.

Even better. Way better. Good one.

isn't this how bathrooms work in countries other than America though? Idk but I hear from Americans who travel abroad that you have to pay to pee in other countries.
pic-rel?

Not trolling but exaggerating things in purpose to show his point to the dumb audience. Coz capitalism produces dumb consumers, so he has to do it that way.

America
Where you can't save money (due to inflation)
You can't spend money (nothing's affordable)
And where shitting costs money

first world country btw

You will get caught.
Or you can make the lock to stop working so they have to do this themselves.

We had these in the US in the 70s.

they’re the same thing

I always piss on the wall in paid bathrooms

Are there public restrooms free of charge in the USA?
No, they aren't.
OP's pic is not a public restroom.

Lmao I'd smash his head with a hammer until he pays me to stop

Funniest thing about this is you can't tell if it's a joke(it is) because we all KNOW the anglo nobles and Jews would do something like this.

That's Europe, fucking retard.

Everything related to providing services to the public was slowlt cut down and shut down after 1970.
The idea and goal of neoliberalism is privatization of the public wealth, to transfer it into private hands, to create class of super rich capitalists overlords, oligarchs, billionaires who will later create their own small States, kingdoms and become neofeudal lords.

Have a (you) sir.

that's what he said.

I know it's a joke but that is a hell of a labor violation.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Employers are required to give you a toilet. At least they are in my state. They're required to give you access to drinkable water as well.

That employer is simply putting in effort to make his new Indian employees feel more welcome by acting like a Jew abusing his employees and encouraging people not to use toilets.

A few goyslop restaurants have declined to offer easy restroom access since coof lockdowns.
In answer to this, I piss in their janitor closet and rinse my hands at the soft drink fountain. Considering getting some glue to destroy the locks as a next step.

kek good luck those fuckers will wait in front of the door if they see the door is closed and they won't leave until they get you

Someone post the video of the girl who piss in the coffee maker. That's how you serve coffee ot your boss now.

Put one of these bad boys on the fire escape and then light a fire in the building.
Think of the profits.

yes, there are some. And beyond those, most private businesses will let people use their bathroom for free in the US.
Now take off your memeflag.

visit Bielefield for reasons

I was in narnia recently

start pissing in bottles at your desk

Take a dump in his coffee.

Assuming this is an establishment that sells food and beverages, it'd be stupid to cannibalize your other offerings just to gain a quarter.

$20 dollars AND a fresh steaming mug of hot girls' piss

That's a nice bonus

Straight outta Bioshock

yes

Honestly this will make sure more businesses have bathrooms. Lots of free restrooms are horribly managed and homeless people do drugs in them. A quarter a day is nothing. Id happily pay it if it meant a cleaner and more accessible restroom.

I'm sure the bosses desk is available

something something at the mercy of bottom quintile (bottom 2% really)

Kek

He's a jew that is used to jew york city