If we go to war, I might consider enlisting to become a medic. Am I retarded?

Am I retarded?

No. Become a paramedic or EMT right now.
Take the classes, read the books.
Everything the local Red Cross as to offer, take it. Then spen the 4 or 6 week class to become a LRN. 2 more weeks for CRT.

Then laugh, say "Fuck the Army" and go make 32 bucks an hour to start.

Then if you still feel the need talk to the Chair Force or the Navy to become a SAR jumper or medic.
Good times.

It’s very Nobel anon I too loved playing medic in battlefield very fun times

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He was a corpsman, not a medic.

Anon, have you ever been on scene for a multiple-car accident? Where people are injured and screaming and crying and broken glass and shorn metal is all around you and you have to get to work despite the fact that there’s a car with a decapitated man in the driver’s seat right next to where you have a shrieking man in need of treatment and transport for his severely broken legs? Being a combat medic is that x100, plus explosions and bullets are flying around you.

t. EMT

send us a video of you comitting suicide after you see real horror

First experience of bloody horror is the worst, after that everything gets manageable. My PTSD moment was as a paramedic responding to a one-car accident that killed a family of 7.

A year later we would show up to roll away a corpse and we would empty the fridge, grab the booze, and snag any good pills in the bathroom cabinet on the way out the door.

You can get used to anything.

If you aren’t deployed you are just gonna be a tard wrangler giving ivs to hungover and enough ibuprofen to kill a horse.

Yes.
Massive meathead

Mine was a toddler who pulled a pot of oil his family was frying chicken in off the stove by accident and over his head, face and torso. That whole scene changed me, and nothing has really fazed me since.

If we go to war, I might consider enlisting to become a medic. Am I retarded?

Any reason for enlisting except to go to war against this child-raping usury-engaging circumcised parasite subspecies is stupid:

Where people are injured and screaming and crying and broken glass and shorn metal is all around you

Heh. That's Thursday night around here. Remember a fat bitch pinned in her econobox after running a red light and getting T-Boned by a truck. Blood and fat everywhere, the doorframe ripped her open as it crushed in.
She was screaming her head off hitting the dashboad and steering wheel like that was the reason she was trapped. I'm trying to close up the gashes and get some clotting-wound dressings on her while she is thrashing around - it was bizarre. My bro is on the other side of her singing "Ride 'em, Ride 'em Cowboy" under his breath.

Funny as fuck. And yes, she died the next day.

and nothing has really fazed me since.

Copy that bro.
Copy that.

yes, tap tap

I will execute the drafting officers, round up deserters from both sides and form an outlaw army to rape, murder and pillage families and homes of zogbots.
Sadly for medicucks like yourself, we won't follow the geneva convention so you are fair game.

Cuz he gives the Jews shekels?

Yeah, I go on accident calls pretty frequently since a major interstate runs through my city and people can’t fucking drive. Police here can’t declare anyone dead by law, so medical has to show up for motorcyclists turned into road pizza just to say “yeah he’s fucked lol,” notify the coroner and drive off.

Most of what I deal with is run of the mill homeless bullshit calls. Honestly volunteering as a medic and getting blasted by a chink artillery shell doesn’t sound that bad lol.

yes. if you're going to go into a war why wouldn't you be going for the purpose of killing other humans

Honestly volunteering as a medic and getting blasted by a chink artillery shell doesn’t sound that bad lol.

CEO types wrecking their Audis, Crackheads and crackhead foolishness, gangbangers shooting each other in shocking numbers.

Combat work would just be less money and more explosions. If they offered me Uniformed Civilian status I would probably say yes.

t. Dog City, District of Criminals.

Yes, you should aim for the Quartermaster Corps, the best place to be in the army at war.

It's fine for you specifically because you're a kike. For everyone else itt except for the kikes it's retarded

qrd?

Yes. You're a retard if you fall for this shit.

Supply unit. All the food, booze and other shit like mail passes through them. Also the most corrupt part of the army. Since the supply is always, inevitably, fucked when an unit is anywhere but sitting on their asses in a base, they get a lot of ability to skim something for themselves, or get bribed by troops (officers even) to skim something extra for them. Also responsible for mortuary services, which gives another chance to earn something extra.

Always remember, medals and citations will not cure your injuries, heroism will not feed you when you're a broken shell after the war ends. In supply you will always be as comfortable as possible, always have your belly full and you will have some extra cash in your pocket. As long as the politicians send you to war because they want to line their own pockets, you are morally obligated to do so for yourself.

You are.
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Saving them from what?
From the peace that death brings to them?
Medics are the worst scum in war. They create limbless cripples.

i wish he was

That is reverved for the people with connections. Usually the sons of the army command who do not have enough protection to make their relatives to avoid to get drafted, conscripted.

yes.

see because the kikes can't fight their own battles.

Unless it's the navy your job and training is NOT guaranteed. and if it IS the navy, then you are going into a profession where the faggots are such big coomers that they gave each other herpes from an inflatable sheep.

There are only TWO reasons to enlist: you have no money and don't want to end up on the street, you want to completely cut yourself off from your family. That's it.

You will hate it. It is pure waste fraud and abuse. There is no honor, there is no glory, there is only bureaucracy and jobs programs for crooks. The redpills will be suppositories.

If a nigger gets into trouble, they punish you. It fucking sucks.

t former zogbot

I was a combat medic. Hard to think of a higher pressure job. Imagine doing everything the infantry is doing but also needing to keep your mind calm enough to be able to remember how to diagnose, prioritize and treat specific injuries. But if you are a noticer it is easy mode for learning that if you are laser focused you are capable of performing well beyond your own actual ability despite circumstance.

i would join the artilery because you are like 50 miles behind the frontline and getting killed is like 100x more unlikely than being a infantry dude or tank driver

and if it IS the navy, then you are going into a profession where the faggots are such big coomers that they gave each other herpes from an inflatable sheep.

Or you enlist to be a corpsman, and demand orders for fmf. which are very easy orders to get because most of the fags that join the navy dont want to be deploying with marine infantry.

Also, there are shitty people in every field. The only way to avoid having to deal with them is to become a recluse. I deployed, fought and got a purple heart, I also realize that it was all bullshit and the fuckfuck games only exist to break people. I also enlisted despite the fact that I had test scores high enough that I could have went to any university of my choice. Legitimately could have been a rocket engineer if that was the path I chose. But it isnt. And there was no end to the shit I got from everyone but guess what... My life is golden, I got 100k im passive income coming in, I havent needed to work since I was in my 20s, while I look at them and see people that are miserable and stuck in a rat race.

tldr; life is what you make of it and your choices play out the way you allow them to. Which is why its really funny watching all the shills shit their pants about the economy now that we are entering a golden age.

I won't even bring myself to touch a weapon

It was so gay that he made such a big show of being a pacifist. Like, just shoot into the air above the enemy troops, like half of all drafted soldiers do anyway, and stop being a drama queen

enlisting

retarded

Pick 2

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day of the rape is coming zogbot

If you are going to be like Desmond Doss and absolutely refuse to take up arms against your fellow (white) man, that's a noble thing.

could have went to university

lol good one anon

Yeah, they'll target you first to destroy morale. Learn to type and get a staff job.

why wouldn't you want to be the guy with the BAR or m1919 who gets to kill the most people

they stop screaming very quickly after being given actiq (fentanyl)
i doubt it's 100x worse but it is definitely worse
and it really isn't a pretty sight sometimes

You'll probably puke and pass out the moment you'll see an exposed bone, OP.

What if they decided not to honor their contract and put you in something else you don't want to do "for the good of the service"? Yes, they can do that! If you're a medic, everyone has guns except you on a battlefield! You just get shot at while constantly risking your life to save others, and die because of some goddamn asshole fucking, and traitorous politicians told the Enemy you're on your way and where your going for a photog shoot! Don't volunteer, make Them draft you!

I was a medic, 91w then 68w, its good for getting licensed as a practical nurse when you separate from service. You might have to work with females and that alone makes it not worth it. Same MOS two utterly different standards in a uniform force.