I was told this was going to be the end of the world.
What happened?
Why was there no market crash today?
Nothing ever happens, and if it does it will be in 14 days time, newfren
Nothing ever happens bros continue to win
Happening flowchart
Is something happening?
No -> correct, nothing ever happens
Yes -> wrong, idiot, nothing ever happens
Based chuddah
S and p is below 5k for the first time in a year. People have been holding out hope tariffs will be cancelled so far. Eventually that hope is going to give. If the 104% China tariffs meant to go in affect in a few hours really do it could be a bad day tomorrow.
if nothing ever happens, that means all these tariffs will be walked back as well
Nothing ever happens until something does then it's happening
The initial crash already happened. Now there will just be a slow decline until the tariffs are dropped
2 days of major collapse
3rd day rally attempted
Moron president shoots us all in the foot and says to eat shit
Rally fails, collapse continues
Magats say this is a good thing because reasons
Moron president triples down
Futures indicate we are fucked beyond belief
Heh heh yeah but libruls mad so we win
futures are crashing lol
MIGA niggers can't into economics
I want it to collapse and I want it to be ynsalvageable.
futures are crashing lol
holy shit you weren't meming
Lmao, did not expect this to keep going down like this; at least another dead cat bounce or neutral. Unreal.
Sorry but nothing ever happens
1% is a crash
unless its double digits its nothing. stop overusing crash
wake me up when we’re back at 2022-2023 numbers on the indices.
US is realizing it has a future and we can buy higher quality US products once and forget about repeat buying plastic that breaks every few months. Once again, the world will want these products.
Real informative answer here:
The markets are pricing in a Fed rate cut.
/thread
tumor weeks
S&P will drop to 4800 tomorrow. Probably start recovering from there.
You mean when the stock market nearly doubled in nearly four years ranging from 2020-2024?
You seems to not have been all the way to the right nigger
for americans the damage is unsalvageable even if trump were impeached by midnight
time to short sell then, retards.
The market isn't allowed to crash.
This, but the wrong reasoning.
y'all are ass
it's tomorrow
You want to know what's worse than an instant crash? A loooong drawn out slow crawl "crash."
VPN fag
104
This, there are like 10 guys than can move the market and they all know each other, they go to each Bart mitzvah or whatever, so yea they put some drama to make things interesting
What’s a good vpn to use for shilling on Anon Babble?
Tony says tomorrow's no good.
It’s a slow process as we all get a lot more input nowadays.
people think tariffs are not real but just a negotiation trick
my theory is going down another 10% maximum until agreements start to be made, i hope you buy the dip guys; if it goes lower than that the world is over anyway
Any of them, shills pay for a pass so they can use them
That would be my assumption as well, in all fairness I have very little care about all this, can a smart anon who isn't a fucking shill explain why me a 40 year old with very little skin in the game aside from 2 kids and a mortgage should care about line go down? As far as I'm concerned this is great and the only people kvetching are the usual Jewish suspects and their boomer good goys.
TRUMPS ABOUT TO BACK DOWN KEEP HOLDING
Dow down 1%
post even worse
this after 3 days with an 11% drop
"why no crash?"
Kys faggot
Kek it's not even 1%, it's 0.84%. Such a boring nothingburger
Nothing ever happens
Things happen all the time. Truly surprising and history making things.
It just turns out that these happenings didn't actually change anything after a few days, and people get bored.
Kek it's not even 1%, it's 0.84%. Such a boring nothingburger
?
What is post market trading
What is futures
Ignoring last 3 days
Stop coping
It’ll crash the moment you least expect it. It didn’t fully crash yet because that’s exactly what goyim was expecting.
What did it start the day as? What did it end the day as?
Update your screenshot faggot.
So we have about 2 more weeks until the real crash
The DJIA is 30 stocks. The S&P500 is 500 stocks and much more representative of the market as a whole. It's down 1.57% at close and another 1.68% after hours. There will be a massive gap down tomorrow if there is no good news.
You're the one coping, retard.
There will be a massive gap down tomorrow if there is no good news.
Futures are already a mess. Trump doubling down. Musk fighting with Navarro. Navarro talking like a fucking retard. No good news is coming.
OK boomer
I will become a Christcuck if my prayers are answered and Drompf takes 50% off the market, ong nocap fr
Another thing to consider is that loses are always bigger than gains.
Say, stock at 150, it goes down 33%, which is 50.
So now its worth 100. If it to go back to 150 it needs to go up 50%, not 33%
You already are a christcuck if you think praying will change shit lmao
if there is a god Trump will fail spectacularly and we will have a utopia after all the chuds are banished from government
Sorry god isn't real and nobody wants your tranny world
The only two real political camps.
Nothing ever happens party.
Accelerate party.
Dow
How about the other indexes?
He's a Trumpfag, all he does is lie
The market crash will happen tomorrow. The tariffs go in effect in a few hours. It will be an ORANGE WEDNESDAY
Those are the same party
We aren’t there yet, retard.
1 more day
Nothing ever happens
People had hope Trump would reverse his retardation but he didn't so the market plummeted. It will just get worse and worse as things escalate with China and Americans start paying more for practically everything
Once the tariffs actually go into effect in a few hours, investors will know that he wasn't bullshitting about the tariffs and the wafflers will capitulate
Anon, you gotta realize that 90% of the trash that walks this Earth is barely sentient. You walk among the lobotomized.