I'm moving to south florida for work. Anything I should know?

Lots of jews and other mystery meat there, youll probably fit right in

Stay in California and continue to work for Home Depot.

Hope you speak spanish

I learned yiddish for 3 months on duolingo and I actually learned to read hebrew. I stopped for some reason and never got back to it.

Learning hebrew and starting to be able to read yiddish signs (in hebrew letters) felt like cracking satan's code.

It's a shithole, miami, broward and west palm are all filled with niggers, spics and jews. The rest is miserable boomers and methheads. The real estate market is also shit and getting worse.
t. miamifag

a little bit of yiddish

You'll be right at home, Chaim. Florida is very Jewish and full of Evangelicals for Shabbat duties.

y'all just took in one million spics and niggers last year. so clearly not.

When i went for a couple days it was european tourist season. a lot of foreign europeans. But i stayed in downtown miami. And drove to the redskin village on tamiami road or whatever its called. That's about it though. Didn't venture into the caribbean slums.

All I know is it's 36 degrees where I'm at in NY and I hate the goddamn cold.

But... I hate big ass spiders more than the cold so no Florida for me. Plus my aunt who lives down there says it always smells like sulfur for some reason.

That's also not a south florida map. South florida is palm beach, broward, dade in that order. Its basically a different state to the rest of florida.

Upstate? there are a lot of us northeasterns in florida. I was shocked the first of two times I visited. Coastal South Carolina, too.

Español

Florida was God's biggest mistake.

yeah I know but I couldn't find a good one. Based on my minimal research, this would be a better map

has direct flights to tel aviv too kek

Stay away from Tampa, Fort Lauderdale, and Miami. Those are three places you'll never want to be. There's probably other places that are bad, but those are the 3 major shitty ones.

Lived in clearwater for 3 years and just moved way the fuck up back north back in October. The sun down there is no fucking joke especially when you're near the coast. It's super brutal. The heat in the summer is like nothing else I've ever experienced. I could go for maybe a half hour before I got a sun burn. Lots of niggers and spics but I don't know anywhere that isn't like that, it's just worse there. Why do spics always put on a whole bottle of cologne? You can smell those niggers a block away.

Eastern Long Island

It's a swamp and there's a metric fuck ton of every shape and size of shit skin. The Alligators are cool.

This is awkward. It's not 38 degrees outside. Are you right on the water? i'm in eastern long island too lol

The sun down there is no fucking joke especially when you're near the coast. It's super brutal. The heat in the summer is like nothing else I've ever experienced.

Yea, it's brutal down here. Always fucking hot for no fucking reason. It's like living in the Sahara Desert.

every major city

Well yes, as that's where the most amount of niggers and spics congregate.

Most people here can’t drive for shit.

Well i'll be living in the Doral Hialeh area and according to google it's very little africans and asians.

I bet there’s lots of Cubans and black people and Jewish people and old ass retired people there
Have fun!

People in soflo are spiritually diseased, you will meet the most disgusting psychopathic lunatics you have ever encountered down there. All races too. It’s something with the land, it wasn’t supposed to be inhabited by humans and it fights to evict them by scrambling their brains like a 1950s CIA agent

It's pretty cold here tonight in Huntington for some reason. Go outside and tell me how you feel.

Hot/humid and people only speak Spanish

I was just outside an hour and a half ago. It's not that cold imo. I'm near patchogue.

Huntington

enjoy living in central america kek

Also Huntington is not Eastern long island kek. Huntington has electrified lirr service to nyc kek

Everything South of Vero Beach is South Florida. Anything north of Vero I feel like I'd expect to run into "Good Ol' boys" and Dixie stuff.

Niggers and spics in Clearwater? I find that hard to believe.

enjoy living in central america kek

I'm near patchogue.

You are in for a Brown Surprise.

It looks pretty, weather seems nice. Never been myself. Key West seems like a cool place. I think it is the only part of the USA that is truly tropical. I live in the subtropics in the Southeast and it is like a rainforest.

I've seen that map before. It gets long island kinda wrong. In the eastern part, we're honestly closer to Connecticut than New York. East of Ronkonkoma should be new england. West of Ronkonkoma should be part of NY Metro region. we aren't really part of foundry. Same with southwest CT, hudson valley, and north jersey. Borders are of course very arguable though.

It also seems like it includes Naples with South Florida even though it's on the gulf of america coast

Yes

See picrel. It's responsible for the misery of many floridians. Understand that this will ruin your life and never leave you. Like a curse. If you see one of these, it's too late

I'm near patchouge, like 5 miles to the east. but yeah patchouge is also bad. Brentwood is the worst though

fuck off we're full

It's such a chill place. I was on vacation there last summer. I like the upper keys a lot more than Key West proper.

I draw the line on Long Island for where it becomes New England at Riverhead. The forks are definitely not Foundry but it's fuzzy.

i havent been but it seems like overly optimistic white people tourists

Brentwood is the worst though

For spics yeah, but honestly I've been there before and felt it was okay. CI, Wyandanch, and Hempstead I won't leave my car if I'm driving through there for any reason. All 3 of thosw nigger towns need to be wiped off earth.

What is it

This is just made up reddit nonsense.

Dixie is comprised of the Southern states from the Civil War, the states that seceded into the Confederate States of America and went to war against the United States:

South Carolina, Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Arkansas, Tennessee, and North Carolina.

All of Texas is Dixie and all of Florida is Dixie. Why would it be split between Dallas and Fort Worth? Why would Miami be excluded? Arbitrary nonsense.

riverhead is brutal kek. it's like you took long island and cut off it's body and now it just has its legs. but yeah the border is very arguable and fuzzy

Does it bite or something

hempstead is niggers, spics, and washed up white new yorkers. iykyk. idk how to describe it. gives me the same vibe as the rockaways. Might just be me though

If you notice one of those fuckers in your home, it means that your walls are infested with them

It's infested with strange people, but the true blue Floridian homesteaders are the best people you'll ever meet.
That said, that region is full of Yankees and Hispanics. It will feel like a combination of New York and Columbia. Miami is often called "The Capitol of south America".
Make sure to visit north Florida for a good comparison.
In any case, I hope you like to party with literal crazy people, regardless.
Just make sure you abide by southern manners

I had to join the Floridano exodus myself.
I miss my homeland every day bro

What does that even mean?

There are people of all races in the area. It is the South.

Your world becomes ugly when you hate people just for existing.

Look at how miserable these racists are, they think existing with other races is hell.

I was born and raised in the integrated South, have family of different races as well.

You people make your own personal hell by hating on other races, and honestly, come off as cowardly people who are afraid that someone of a different race even exists.

I really enjoyed Pasco, myself.

brown says what?

South Florida is an ethnic patchwork

Street of million dollar houses

Next street is blighted nigger ghetto

Whole foods

Check cashing store with plywood over shattered window

Freeway

10 million dollar houses

Trailer park on old land

Subdivision of multiplexes full of spics packed 10 to a room

Suburb

Upscale bigger ghetto

And repeat for everything from Palm Beach down to homestead

It's full of browns.

If you want to bang an endless line of latinas south florida is great, i probably have dozens of bastards there, at least two that I know of. Lots of Venezuelan hotties looking for anchor babies.

You gotta be chaddy as fuck to pull latinas in Miami. They aren't gonna spread their legs for some unemployed Anon Babbleack.

You gotta be chaddy as fuck to pull latinas in Miami.

Lmao. Or you can just be White. Sorry if you can’t relate, gomez. Is your sister cute though?

Kind of, but Melbourne is basically Puerto Rico at this point .

What?

It must not of been Port Richey side. It's all white trash over here. Not even gonna talk about moon lake or griffin park

ew.
have a little self respect

hope you burn in hell scum

Where does she live? I came across some sulfur smelling water near the panhandle but my well water here is just fine.
You don't really need to worry about the spiders in FL. Fucking outdoor roaches the size of your forearm will freak you out a lot more than any damned spider ever could.

And they are as big as you thumb

Check out Jupiter Beach, it's beautiful and has a substantial Jewish population. It's known as Jewpiter Beach for a reason.

I'm literally moving out of this shithole after living in different areas of south florida all my life, with Miami probably being the worst.

There's nothing worth living here for and I wish you luck. Anyone who says they like it here are fucking old dying dickheads or cuban trash.

Lmao. I'm tall and white, just ugly.