Come to Satan

Tree boa? They’re beautiful snakes
Or maybe that’s a viper of some kind, like an insularis

Counter offer: suck on deez, and you will have everlasting life.

how about i rape you op? hmm? what would you do if i suddenly starting raping you?

No, I am a Muslim, satan is my enemy.

Taste my fruit

Your spirit is born of the snake

Your spirit is born of the snake

Yes. Satan is your enemy.

So the vast majority of the human race are fools, but you aren't?

Everyone is crazy but you? Atheism is a mental illness and a tool of the devil.

If snake ate from fruit of knowlage why is he retarded?

I already have dumbass.

Snake didnt eat from the tree of knowledge and YOU are retarded.

I like to think I’m a blue insularis if that’s the case. Too bad they’re dangerous :(

Snake didnt eat from the tree of knowledge

So why he could speak ?

I eat snakes! :D

MODS MODS MODS!!!!! SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!

Too bad they’re dangerous :(

Just like our cocks

Plural??

Taste my fruit

sounds gay af

Shut up u cave maggot you can only trick women not a maverick

Uhhhhh

All satan needs to do is to get himself some iron and he unironically wins.

All non-Christians shall perish.

Only Christians will have eternal life.

Jesus Christ is King.

Adam and Eve being tricked isn’t freewill

Adam and Eve having freewill is needed for freewill?

ha ha ha

dah holocaust didn’t happen

Then how do you know any of these stories took place?

…

uhhhh

Christians to the Lions

grabs the fruit

Heheheh

makes two holes

Bong apple

God : wtf

Snek sexo

I'm a Christian.
I actually spoke to Satan.
He's a handful, but he's not going to hand you fruit.
Wagey to the core.

nigga that ain't a fruit that's a damn grass snake

Jews define what democracy is. Goyim are dumb animals

Kys

why would satin play a song for his penis?

You're a fruit.

Satan is your sex drive. G

*kisses that snake*

No homo tho.

I'm not speaking but you can read what I typed.
Let me telepathically send you a message

Kys nigger

H̸̏̚ͅo̸͍̭̎w̵͔̄̇ ̸̢͔͂̊a̸̼͑b̷̟̫̊̔o̷͚ǘ̶̱̕ţ̶͇͆͝.̵̣̣͒.̸̻̎.̵̻͖̍͠
̷͖͗̓.̵̖̆̚.̶̱̟́.̶͍̉f̴̡͍̌u̷̮̯̐̇c̸̠͐ḱ̷͈ ̴̡͆y̵̧̼̌o̶̘͖̓u̸̗̎͐.̶͈̞͋

JEWISH FAIRYTALES OF A SCHIZOPHRENIC NATURE

Or allegory that leads you to spiritual bliss

this.
scrubs get filtered by parables.
normies find religion.
Sigma Chad's find Heaven on Earth

So the vast majority of the human race are fools, but you aren't?

Well if they believe in magical invisible sky fairies, yes.

Everyone is crazy but you?

If you're fucking stupid enough to believe in impossible bullshit without a shred of evidence to back it up then yes. Not only that but you should be sterilized to prevent your severely retarded ass from passing on your defective genes. Nitwit.

you can tongue your own anus, nigger.

Mmm it depends, are you a male or femae snek?
I promised mom I'd never do anything gay but animals are not off limits as long as it's straight

Snakes are cool, Satan is lame and gay. Stop giving snakes a bad name fag.

I hate watermelon