You shouldn't have touched the fucking burgers, Australia

Burgers?

biden's troons are not in charge anon

Why would they send us beef and we send them beef right back? That makes no sense.
Maybe we should have leveraged them buying something we actually make

Why would they send us beef and we send them beef right back?

Because then you get the money back. Then you don’t have a trade deficit.
That’s how these people think.

Australia has a feeding fetish and we're their fat burger slut.

Thank you King Dickhead for your beef expertise. You are so wise. We are so lucky you have the authority and knowledge from beef to cars, windmills, to temu. Thank you, Daddy. I wish I was your son. I love you. Thank you, thank you.

also our beef is better

I think it's hilarious, if it keeps going you are going to have to actually go outside lol

Probably not. We have some of the best beef in the world, if not overpriced. Maybe if you compare our shartmart chub mystery meat to your prized beef.
Northeast dairy is also pretty much king.

No one will eat your disgusting diseased beef here, you let Mexican cattle in among your national herd, filthy, smelly latino beef and they were never sending their best.

The US is pissed because we don't allow foreign beef or pork into the country, because this is the only continent that has zero mad cow disease.

Doesn't matter that US already has a trade surplus with Australia. It's just greed. We should kick them out of Pine Gap and run it ourselves.

The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks

Lol

An estimated 80% of beef cattle feeding operations in America farmers use artificial growth hormones to make the animals grow faster

bbc.com/news/business-37352553

hory fakku!
no wonder you're full of diseases

How would you know if it's better? We don't sell our burgers in Australia.
I've had beef in Japan and the difference wasn't noticeable.

Muh growth hormones

Like I said, you're comparing our walshart chub meat to your state fair blue ribbon beef.

Americans are fucking retarded

Also we raise wagyu per Japan's permission
So we have our best beef and the other best beef

I'm almost done with this half beef I bought about a year ago from a rancher in Wyoming, grass fed, grass finished, no hormones or vaccines. Some of the tastiest I've ever eaten.

What is Trump going to do, force Australians to eat our poisoned beef? What good is breaking down trade barriers when the way you're doing it is bound to create a worldwide boycott of American products for decades to come

muh good ol boys Wyoming cattlemen

What a myth, they’re all welfare subsidy niggers.

Wagyu is a meme and not meat. It's just fat with a bit of muscle.

I still don't understand how you can compel people to buy American products. You can make the government buy stuff, but what are they going to do with burgers?

The Jack is better with a hungry burger

Like I said, you're comparing our walshart chub meat to your state fair blue ribbon beef.

lol and which type were you planning on selling to us?
you already made half of our country fat with your mcdonalds and kfc, now you're coming for the other half with your in and out burgers and your mark walbergers

U vill eat ze burgers.

Based on that link you're 9 percent less obese than us, and you don't have niggers or beaners who are all fat. Great self own my dude

I've had beef from both countries and Australian beef mogs. No competition

Firzt u vill eat ze burgers, zen u become ze burgers

Had your burgers. They are nothing special. American stuff in Nebraska is the same. This is a retarded argument between autists.

Each time i think Bloumpf couldn't get dumber than that, he suddently shitpost on X.
How come the first month of his presidency went so well it looked like the US just got her best prez ever, and all of a sudden he turned into the lowest IQ dumbfuck troglodyte in the universe?

Reduce restrictions on processing plants and we'll see an absolute resurgence in US beef production.

kek this is why I'm vegan. Every big meat and dairy eater I know has mantits and acne.

Aussies buying our beef would be good for farmers but it would increase demand which would raise prices domestically

if were subsidizing farms to always run at full output it should be making food cheaper domestically not exporting food

RAMP UP THE TRADE WAR

GLOBALIZATION ONLY HURTS THE WORKERS

In Australia, the beef used in McDonald's and Hungry Jack's burgers primarily comes from grain-fed cattle. However, both chains source their beef from various suppliers, and there may be some variation in sourcing practices.

McDonald's has stated that they use Australian beef, which is often grain-fed, while Hungry Jack's also sources its beef domestically, typically from grain-fed cattle

Lmao

America doesn't sell burgers?!!?

just get rid of your biosecurity laws senpai

Trump is a literal toddler brained retard
If Australias meat supply gets fucked, ALL of our burgs are fucked, dude

But Australia can just make their own bugers, you fucking orange retard

Yes I'm responsible for you being fat. Maybe you shouldn't make us angry or we will deploy the cornslop salesmen

I like the canned corned beef we get from you guys. I could eat a whole can everyday.

Mcdo food is always produced locally, plus Mcdo isn't in the burger bizness, it's a real estator first and foremost.

America doesn't sell burgers?!!?

Nope, your food is legally considered as poison in most countries, so... I'd be charged with terrorism if i tried to import a cheesebagga.

We also don't let your nigger blood into our blood supply, for the same reason we don't let your beef into the country.

knew the fucking aussies were trouble
just buy our fucking burgers

Your meat and dairy is absolute wank you daft cunt. Pumped full of hormones and other rubbish. I wouldn't feed yank meat to a dog

AMERICAN wagyu

Why would Australia want the shit version when they have the real deal?

Just quit burgers, lads. Heme iron and nitrites (yea, they'll put those on your preserved meat) aren't good for you.
And I'm pretty sure the pre-packed and restaurant burgers are processed meat either way, to save money, scam you, and so on.

LOL zero marbling. That isn't wagyu.

Why would you feed the dogs that are currently raping and stabbing all your women? Lmao. Don't respond or the bobbies will be around to arrest you

Which Australian burger chain is your favourite? They must be all over America, McDonalds etc.

I bought an American product yesterday, it was twice the price of the average plant-based pattie.
It was a Beyond Meat burger. It did taste like beef, but it's not worth it.
19%+2% import tariff on top of an already expensive American imprtisah not worth.iWaitait until they add the big tariffs as well, then those products wouldn't even on our shelves anymore lmao

Shartstralia in shambles kek

Why is the most American company, McDonald's, using Australian beef instead of American beef?

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You live in a majority brown shithole thirdworld dump lad. And you're on here talking about meat. All your farmers are good for is growing corn. You subhumans have never had a decent cut of meat in your lives, and don't even get me started on dairy lmao.

you're making the frogs gay!
pursuit.unimelb.edu.au/articles/safe-herbicide-in-australian-water-affects-male-fertility

foe.org.au/chemical_castration_of_marsupials_by_herbicide_atrazine_revealed_australian_regulator_silent

In the United States as of 2014, atrazine was the second-most widely used herbicide after glyphosate,[16] with 76 million pounds (34 thousand metric tons) of it applied each year,[19][20] nearly identical to its usage in 1974, of 76.8 million pounds.[21] Atrazine continues to be one of the most widely used herbicides in Australian agriculture

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atrazine

you're trannifying us!

theres no point explaining man, they think trump is a genius and america is just the best country in the world no matter what they do things will somehow just work in their favour. im convinced at this point that MIGA is just simply the antichrist

Why would you feed the dogs that are currently raping and stabbing all your women?

When was the last time you had to spend 20 minutes in a room with one?

British and Irish here.

Some americans seem confused, weird
McDonalds uses half and half, ozzy beef for less fat mixed with americas fatty beef.
American beef had a history of mad cow disease, something Australian can never have lest you want a global shortage.
Americans want to erode biosecurity policy and risk the entire future of beef production so that they can weather this "short term turbulence"

I live in the dairy capital of the world. There's not a nigger in 100 miles.
You live in a tiny flat surrounded by niggers and get horsemeat sold as "beef"
Best milk in the world comes out of upstate New York btw

I think most of them know he's retarded but that there's a definite collective of "people" here who are making an intense effort to project an image to the contrary.

This seems to be the convenient area every mutt claims they live in. Kek, pull the other one daft cunt

I remember my local mall being stuffed with Beyond Sneed stuff 2 years ago in the meat section. It did last exactly 1 month, which i guess was when their expiration date was due. It's a pretty large mall, and i don't think i've seen one missing item from the BM section while it was up kek.
Now the shelves are filled with normal meat, as god intended.

I feel bad for all the tards' who boughted the top of the ticker when it went live on the stock market and was being shilled to no end.

Is he thanking himself?

Eat your horsemeat, future droning video star

Its obvious we both have plenty of fucking cows and bef so we're could only be selling products at the very high end of the market that you cant get enough supply of as we wouldnt be beating you on a price basis on average meat, so putting a tariff wont really affect demand, its a big deal over nothing and your president is a clearly a fucking halfwit

Yeah I’d pass on the mystery meat pumped full of chemicals you eat over there too.

When I visit the US and order a steak it isn't as good as ones here in Scotland. I don't profess to know why but it just isn't.

Yanks always make me laugh. Let me guess, you know some amish farmers who you but your organic food off of. It's always the same story with you clowns. What you retards consider organic is the standard in every other normal country and is sold on the shelf in supermarkets. You don't know what good food is. Nobody wants your plastic cheese or rubber burgers, we produce far better ourselves.

Hardly surprising given the origin of Angus cattle.

it's the red 40. I recommend pairing it w/ a nice dry whisky to wash it down

For real though why the fuck do I have to eat a shitty Australian cow when there is so much farmland in this country? It shouldn’t be more expensive to eat beef that was raised down the road from me. Trump is right about everything and I have no regrets about voting for him.

We have multiples of the grazing land. Fuck off with your beef.

Let's think about it logically.
I became a vegan because of animal consciousness and suffering. Only then did I consult the actual science and settle my decision due to this lifestyle being healthier. BUT given my philosophical stance, why would I want to have my new diet look like ANIMAL products, SMELL like it, or TASTE like it? That's BEYOND RETARDED. I want to avoid all of those and their memory.

Anyway, veganism is not even growing in Western Europe, and it's a very small percentage, so it explains their lack of economic success (they expected it to be insane).

2000 <0.1% global vegans
2024 1-2% global vegans

Why would Austria do thus in the first place? Bastards.

Northeast dairy is also pretty much king

I live in the northeast and no one here says that. It’s pretty common knowledge that Midwest dairy especially Wisconsin is the best in the country.

all this beefposting is making me hungry

Highland cows taste better than a lot of other breeds. Not all, but a lot.

Not a trace of marbling

You just handed the Aussies victory in this thread and have brought authentic Japanese shame on your flag
That's not even A3 beef
Jesus bro why you gotta make us look bad?
Here's a chart, don't fuck up again

it's fucked. send help please

Not only that, but exporting meat is an absolute pain in the ass, it's full of tracking laws, endless regulations, you need to keep it frozen from point A to Z, it has limited conservation life, it takes space, have various calibrations, etc... And the consumers are very cautious when it comes to meat, they always want to consoom local.
By the point it'd reach you at the other side of the world the price would have done a x2. How Bloumpf believe it can in any way compete with a local cow you simply throw in the meat grinder and put directly on the shelves 50 miles away?

Kangaroo beef is for fast food and it's disgusting.

jesus
last time I was in america I was wondering what the fuck I was eating

Who the fuck is he quoting?
He really is just praising himself in the corner isnt he?

30% of what you feed cattle is manure and then you jack it up on steroids.
So fucking gross

Kangaroo beef

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calls trump "Daddy"

Ew
I didnt vote for this.

We talk about a guy so self absorbed he posted an AI slop of a giant golden statue of himself throning in the middle of Gaza's ruins and thought it would be a great idea.

Probably good for both our countries desu I know Aussies have a lot of cattle farmers too and if America was buying them up here at less than the already 20000% larger supply here that means they probably fucked with your prices at home aswell offsetting production and demand at home artificially.

How do you figure that when you have no pasture? It's all corn fed cows.

DESU tariffs kind of make sense to protect american ranchers, but as a result american public will have to pay more for beef and australians should pay less as we will export less (although our producers would probably rather throw product into the ocean than charge us less)

OK, Cleetus. Run along now, I heard your sister’s horny today.

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I’ve had both. They’re about the same. Same goes for British and Irish beef and Canadian: they’re all about as good as America’s beef. I’d say Australia and US are top though.

although our producers would probably rather throw product into the ocean than charge us less

Guaranteed, the meat cartel is a big mafia full of corruption and subsidies.

It’s a brisket. Do you think the whole cow is steaks?

This is why American girls start menstruating at 10-11 years old.

I love wagu :P so good

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exporting a near identical product that you import

Are americans actually this retarded? Why would any country do this?

Anon Babble - meats, poultry and dairy

Meat is a product that people just cant resist, its human nature and people start craving it after a while. thats why the demand is always there.

Wtf don't eat that bro, there are tiny shards of glass all over it!

Miggers are truly too low IQ to be worth saving. We should publicize voter registries and round up all miggers in work camps, so they can break stones and forge safety scissors until they die unceremoniously of a typhus outbreak to the grief of nobody. Their bodies will be mulched or used to chum the water for tuna.

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but we didn't touch the burgers

subhuman benchod madarchod randi thread
all of you beef eaters are subhuman chamar

Why would you import what you have a surplus of? Is Trump genuinely fucking retarded?

Some friends, won even let us sell a hamburger over there.

Most of our people are irredeemably retarded. We need to cull all sub-120 IQ “people” immediately, they’re holding the true humans back with their abject retardation.

muh marbling chart

Retarded metric for quality. I just ate some amazing venison today and it was leaner than the leanest beef you could ever find.

Is Trump genuinely fucking retarded?

Either that or he's knowlingly trying to sabotage the US at Mach 10 speed.

That’s a ten pound brisket, not a ribeye. It’s not even cut up. You don’t cut it up until after you smoke it for 36 hours. How would you see a cross section of the grain of the meat and its fat content without cutting it?

Lmfao, don't let them know the truth, shitty over medicated chink market beef is the only thing they have left.

Your rotten old smelly burgers do not meet our health standards.

36 hours is excessive

Australian beef is 10x better than american slop.

Then you don’t have a trade deficit.

Thats more of a problem in the US end if beef from other side of the planet is cheaper to ship to the US than buying local produce. Stuffing ships full of stuff is not as cheap as selling locally so its not a problem of other countries selling too cheap, its a problem of US bureaucracy making local food expensive somehow.
If the cost difference was caused by US big meat refineries price gouging in the food market, then the tariffs are ironically make that problem worse and US beef even pricier. You can't tariff the jew out of american companies.

And no I'm not talking about farmers which are probably poor in the US. Finland has a similar problem where mince-meat is having supply issues because finnish grocery chains have a duopoly and have been buying beef from farmers for too low money for too long. So all the beef farms have quit and milk farms can't replace the supply because their animals are primarily producing something else.

I would call you a retarded nigger but even niggers know how to make good BBQ. What are you, tranny vegan, fuck idk, Indian?

Hurr this chart specifically for measuring variable A doesn’t apply to variable B

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Well, it's only going to be 10% more expensive, we got off pretty lightly with the tariffs, not that it's a punishment or anything on our part, it's more of a punishment on the American consumer for not buying American products.

all of America's sugar, bananas and coffee come from south america

"hurr durr haiti isn't buying enough chevy's"

raise the price of sugar, bananas and coffee for no reason

republicans are actually retarded

Yeah but seriously why THE FUCK do you retard niggers want us selling each other Beef?
I'm quite happy only buying Australian beef, I have my whole life, if you retard niggers aren't happy only buying American beef that's not my problem.

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BREAKING

America are cheap cunts who don't value anything or think long term

demanded we get rid of cheap medicines

demanded we get rid of our strict quarantine laws

You simply poison everything you touch for the sake of money.

Glad we resisted your demands, quite happy to pay the tarriffs. You can fuck off now.

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It is. Most of it is raised in filthy feed lots.

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If you're going to be a vegetarian, have some self respect and crumb and fry some eggplant or use a big portobello mushroom as the meat in your burger. All that processed garbage is worse for you than red meat.

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But having biosecurity laws "isn't competitive"
*handrubbing intensifies*
America is such a shithole and they export it to everyone else...
Had a lot of American friends..
They are nice eniugh but poor as shit and they don't know it, and all to a man believes in all kinds of crank phenomena.

Amazing how all the UFOs end up in Pittsburgh along with Elvis and Bigfoot.

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There's not a nigger in 100 miles.

10-1 you have some Early Human in your makeup

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He only eats prairie grass fed beef, full of Mexican semen and impossibly butchered by alien Greys with a laser.

I know zoomers are fucking retarded, but look up the origins of "banana republic", and understand how America will never fucking lose or go without.

Well we don't import it anyway. The only time I eat Australian beef is when I go to Asia or Europe who get all their beef from Australia. I'm just saying it doesn't make sense for Australia to buy subpar American beef but Trump eats his steak well done with fucking ketchup on it so he wouldn't know shit.

Be Australian

Produce high-quality beef from Japanese breeds, raised completely free range

Export all that to America

Instead of thanking us and exporting good stuff in return, they want us to import their garbage beef full of jewish chemicals

Do they think we're retards?

Right now the outlook for Australia is that the price of electronics will go down, the price of beef will go down, etc.

Speaking of beef, it would be nice if beef didnt cost an arm and a leg. Its almost a delicacy at my house now.

it's more of a punishment on the American consumer for not buying American products.

Which is beyond hypocritical. The same pseud "conservatives" politikikes of today blaming the burgerbros for no consooming local were the ultra-globalist neocons of 20 years ago. I don't think mutts ever asked for their industries to relocate in Asia beside Mr Shlomoberg & co.

This hypocrisy get me fucking fuming desu senpai. They perfectly know no company in the US will ever be able to compete in textile fabrics with 25 years of XP ultra-fast knitters in a vietnamese sweatshop working 16h a day for $5.

It takes like 12-14 hours to smoke a brisket you retarded faggot

t.texan

Australia upholds bio-protection laws. I doubt American beef, as over medicated, unclean, and chemically inundated as it is can pass these laws, even if it could Australia had a large cattle population to draw beef from. Buying American beef would be an artificially induced decision.

American beef is fucking garbage.
Japs>Pastas>south beaners>wife beaters>mutts.

They wanted us to also scrap quarantine laws and the pharmaceutical benefits scheme. They are such Red Sea Pedestrians its unreal

Why would you import what you have a surplus of?

cheaper meat from ausfailia

Yeah, I went to high school too, dumbass.
Even if we did still get our bananas from literal puppet states, Trump would still tariff them because his IQ is lower than the fucking nigger who bullied you in middle school.

There is still sane people. Come to California, it's protected from the cultists for now, also make sure to attend our anti elon protest on April 10th at 5 pm in SF

You voted for it.

SRF is a meme steak company

Lmao vaxxies

get rid of cheap regular medicines so we can sell you the bizarre cocktail of drugs Americans subsist on as an alternative.

Nice try Moishe

Yeah but the mystery is how can it be cheaper in the first place. Theres a huge ocean between Australia and America, shipping goods is not cheaper than producing beef from couple of hours of drive away. Theres something wrong with the american production chain if beef overseas is somehow cheaper than the local alternative.

Pretty much. The Trump cult is not only loud, but they've got conspicuous amounts of infinite time to spew their idiocy all over the internet.

I'm from greater vally mills and I just smoked a big ass beef shoulder and poor butt for 26 hours, enjoy your flank stake Pablo, maby ur no sabo kids will figure it out when they distance themselves from thier retarded beaner bloodline.

They perfectly know no company in the US will ever be able to compete in textile fabrics with 25 years of XP ultra-fast knitters

I think tariffs are dumb, but this is not a very good argument.
You can substitute capital and labor. I'm not convinced it makes too much sense to use government intervention to create a big textile industry in the US, but if they wanted to do it, it would be highly automated. You'd have some of the capital Silicon Valley is investing in completely retarded companies get re-invested in further automating clothing production.

no mcdonalds or burgerking for them.

What is that stupid orange nigger doing now?

Listen to your dietician Donald.

Kek this fucking timeline is the gift that keeps on giving

Burger wars

I didn't know there were burger cartels that prevented the flow of other national burger cartels.

Why am I not surprised

farmers which are probably poor in the US.

Is he having like a senile episode, thinking he's a steak salesman again? What is it with his fucking obsession of having the world buy shitty US beef?

You would suck cock for my brisket vally fag

This is so dumb man. US is not blocked from selling beef in Australia. The ban on US beef was lifted in 2005. Does Trump or his advisers not know how to google anything?

Australian "Beef" is actually kangaroo and the occasional Abo that slipped in the processing plant.

Trump is legit stupid. I mean, listen to him talk for a couple of minutes.
The majority of the country doesn't vote for him because they're maga, it boiled down to the lesser of two evils and Harris was an absolute disaster of epic proportions.
If Biden had stepped down at the start instead of letting his bitch wife push him to run and the Democrats had an actual primary, it would have a completely different election. I'm all for Trump getting rid of DEI and all that, but the man is an absolute moron when it comes to economics.

todaraba!

Theres a huge ocean

transportation isnt a huge overall cost, because the true cost of the pollution is never assesed.

the rest of it can be:
milder climate, no need for barns and shit
land costs lower, because government leases
and ZERO people.
no drugs at $500 per shot, thank you pfizer
cows in usa are sold 4-5 times before they die,
so every jew gets a profit.
easier and better regualtions
can command a higher price because its
'exotic' and 'organic' and whatever, so better margins

you know, costs of production

australia and nz been selling lambs to england for decades, same reasons.
and boatloads of it

He's the most powerful person on the planet, I don't understand why there's no advisers in his orbit who are preventing him from saying these stupid things. The US has so many bases on our territory and we've been to all your wars, even the ones Canada wouldn't attend. We even spent $360bn on submarines that the US will probably never even give us. It's just bizarre to attack us. We historically have been more pro-US than even Israel (probably not any longer though)

I bet your some kinda fag in Austin that move from calli and drinks lone star and says "yall" to everyone. The only valley or anyone that says valley is so fucking far south, you would be begging for a limp wristed fresca. Try harder on the larp next time Paco, i don't give a single shit what your DUI report says, you will never be white Hernandez.

He's complaining about the fact we have strict food safety standards.

Apparently the problem is the US regularly uses cattle from Canada and Mexico to produce beef and they have no system in place to prove where the cattle came from. We only accept beef if the country can prove the origin of the cattle, for biosecurity reasons like you said. Any beef is from cattle that can be proven to come from the US is 100% permitted.

abc.net.au/news/2025-04-06/trump-claims-australia-bans-american-beef-imports-incorrect/105139686

This is all way too complicated for Trump though more than likely

cattle born raised slaughtered in usa
not many of those

What is this shit?

Can someone explain, like if America is so bad and all these foreign ppl dont like our stuff, why do you want to sell stuff to us? Why do they feel entitled to our market? Sell somewhere else.

REEEEEEEEEEE

You have to buy our toxic food!!!!

Lmao

why do you want to sell stuff to us?

jews

Why do they feel entitled to our market?

jews

hey, its free money, you buy our shit , costs us nothing in return

You don't say yall and drink lone star fellow Texan?
You outed yourself as the larper

reeeEeeee you have to let us sell to you!

I can't wait until you faggots invade so I can skin you alive on camera.

It does now :)

Keep waiting.

shut the fuck up chang. Go back inside, you have another lockdown to worry about

You are trying to sell beef to the beef nation. It would make sense if he was complaining about Australia not buying American pride exports but he's not. He's complaining about the country with the most pride in their beef not buying foreign beef.

I forgot about that.
eugh

You have sold Australia burgers. There are McDonalds and Burger King franchise stores literally everywhere here.

Sure thing nigger fucker. Enjoy the flank stake and nigger shitting in the street as per tradition for the peoples Republic of Austin.

messing with the burgers

ok Trump now it's not funny anymore

Don't Americans tend to use things like growth hormones and too many antibiotics because they put the cows and pugs and chickens in overcrowded facilities? Also, Australia should look into buying beef from organically fed cows in the U.S. since there are some farmers who do that sort of stuff to avoid using the growth hormones and antibiotics and overcrowded conditions.

Buy the burgers, Bruce.

Why the FUCK would we import American beef?
We are a beef EXPORTING nation. We export like a billion dollars of beef every year. Meanwhile we import only $10 million in beef. If we allowed US beef imports we'd probably import like a million bucks worth if that, and it wouldn't be any of your slop beef, it would be your premium stuff that you have no trouble selling for a high price to other buyers anyway. It would make zero difference to any farmer let alone the trade deficit.

I dont sell beef. If they dont want our stuff cool. But why should they sell here? They can be proud and buy and sell with you and we can eat our own beef

all these foreign ppl dont like our stuff,

Nobody is blocking you stuff you dumb motherfucker. Trump is lying to you

I had the same problem last time I was in Australia, turned out to be your mother's pussy.

bitch mode. where's the fuckin 51st state cunt? suck my taint. I've never met an american who wasn't a total limp wristed faggot.

They can be proud and buy and sell with you and we can eat our own beef

Australia produces higher quality beef than the US. Not an attack on you, it's just a fact. It's grass-fed, organic, hormone and antibiotic free unlike the US beef. McDonalds in the US buys Australian beef for premium burgers and US American beef for all the non-premium burgers. They buy literally hundreds of thousands of tons of Australian beef every year, McDs is the biggest single consumer of Australian beef on the planet.

I said you guys are talking shit about my stuff and my country but still want to sell to me. If you dont like us go sell somewhere else.

Sell somewhere else.

That's exactly what's going to happen.

Demand? Australian beef is renowned, a bumfuck in America goes

man I would really like to eat Australian beef, but Australia is on the other side of the world...wait a minute I can still buy it!

The same is not true with American beef in Australia or the demand is less because it doesn't have the same prestige. It would be like seeing people in Italy going

Mamma Mia Mario! I really want to eat some American pasta!

Nobody says this because we are the pasta nation. Even if pasta is not really an important export here.

I don’t give a flying fuck you stupid dumbass. You need to stop taking advantage of us. You need to pay back what you owe us. Plus interest

Come to USA and mouth off to an American and not online and see what happens

You are upset over a tweet from a guy who makes lots of tweets. We literally dont care about you. What do you have that we want? Pajeets? Chinese? Gay bastard cuban presidents? Stupid

maybe, maybe not
eu will cuck, promise to buy more gas which we need anyway

Yeah so? we have THE best beef in the world

Australians love huffing their own farts. THE best farts in the world!

If you dont like us

Australia has no problem with you at all. Trump is the one that is saying we have a problem. We have no problem. The US is free to sell here. There was as brief ban in 2003 because the US exported mad cow disease here but the ban was lifted in 2005. US can export whatever they want here. Again, Trump is lying to you and creating a fake fight between our countries. We were friends before Trump and will be friends after Trump.

You need to stop taking advantage of us.

We are taking advantage of you by selling you premium beef?

So beef prices will go down here now right? Or will they dump it in the ocean like the lobsters during China's seafood tariff on us to artificially keep the prices high? Beef cartels will do anything but provide affordable eye fillet including selling it at half price to Japanese like the gas cartel does. Australian consumers must be price gouged that is the top priority at all times.

I thought of an even better example.

I appreciate what the President is doing on tariffs...France has sold $29 billion worth of champagne in the United States, and we haven't been able to sell one of our shitty Californian champagne knockoffs in France because of barriers...

We were friends before Trump and will be friends after Trump

Love Aussies and Kiwis mate. Very welcoming when we visited and some of the fun & funniest people we've ever encountered.

You need to pay back what you owe us

Australia has a trade surplus with the US. Do you know what that means? We buy more from you than we sell to you. That means we don't owe you anything.

Why would I want to get aids?

beef prices will go down here now right

Okay. Good.

Yes because americans are so rich we wake up and think "will I have an australian beef today or will I have a australian kangaroo steak today". I eat chicken breast and rice.

Okay. Mcdonalds is goyslop, I would not use them as a reference for quality but okay. Now you can seel your great beef to italian mcdonalds and they can have importated #1 beef

He's obviously never tried our black anus

I lived in the US for years, great country. It's sad to see Trump trying to get us all fighting. We've been friends for 80 years and will be friends again

Well we make all the parts in your cars so your retard workers can slam bolts to "assemble" them because you are too fucking stupid to do anything else for one thing.

burger cartels

Memes aside, much of the "trade barriers" the administration talks about is shit like this.
America's largest export sectors are weapons and food.
Ideally we'd like to be exporting more food otherwise we need to start wars to export weapons.
However, much of the white world puts up artificial barriers to inhibit our ability to sell food in other countries.

I mean, I am not ultra-rich, but if you are part of the middle class you can go once in a while to eat that classy shit. I've eaten Wagyu last month.

Some aussie itt is talking shit though. He says we are growth hormone and slop. Everyone talks shit about america so bad, we do this wronflg, we so fat, we so mutt, we so stupid for tarrif, blah blah. Go sell somewhere else. Im sure they germans will buy beef. Long trip though haha

FUCK YOU BIG BEEF

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A trade deficit just means we want there stuff more than they want ours. A zero trade deficit arbitrarily doesn't make sense.

How the fuck would you know? You literally aren't allowed to buy american beef to compare.

But america already trades at a surplus with australia, so really, america needs to buy even more australian beef to even it out.
Don't be such a hypocrite.

Wyoming ranchers

Wow, 12 whole people are happy.

We still are friends; you just have to stop being a taker country and start being a giver country.

All you have to do is not eat it if it’s so bad you stupid black abo. And yet you do, you slurp up all that greasy goodness with an extra large petrol and bloat the fuck out.

BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT

get fucked, I hope a kangaroo knocks your eyeball out with a one-two.

they should sell us cool gear and lodge frying pans at a discount
$50 for plain iron... really america??

Oh yes because everyday after eating my imported #1 aussie steak or imported #1 aussie kanagroo burger, I buy new car. Keep the car parts, Im sure cuban bastard homosexual president totally will let you drive them. Unless gay global warming deal banned cars there already haha

I fucking hope so
I will eat all the beef before klaus and billy convince our gov to ban it

we have the most wonderful farts, the most beautiful and fragrant farts in the whole world!

Assuming you're right (you aren't) then everything will be the same.
You are saying we shouldn't sell our goods in other countries because if we did they might not like them and then they wouldn't buy them.
Stop for a moment and think about how stupid you are.

Apartment cost 1500$. To live in the hood because nigger trump doesnt deport spics and gives all my mobey to kikes so they can bomb sand niggers. Gas, insurance, laundry, phone, electricity, heating - I have money for fucking rice and a six pack of beer. No money for wagu or eating out.

Please stop feeding him (you)s
its so obvious

lol I'm actually thin and I haven't eaten any kind of slop in decades
I cannot say the same for my countrymen, but you caused their diabetes and I have to pay for it indirectly

Nigger we didn't pour it down your throat.
We have it here and our white population isn't as fat as your.
God damn have some self control.

We are not a taker country. We buy more from the US than export. We couldn't do anything more to be a better trade partner to the US. US Beef is not banned from import here. We buy all our military hardware from the US. Attacking us is straight up retarded.

To be fair, both of our countries have robust ranching traditions.
Beef production is the one thing we could reasonably be considered rivals on.

Lol you have nothing.

never tried our black anus

Don't know if it's a typo or a BBC gooner.

Australia doesn't really sell that much beef to the US, it mostly goes to China.
Why would Australia also buy US beef or anyones beef? It produces more beef than it uses by a mile. When I was in Australia, fucking McDonalds used WAGYU because there was such a massive oversupply.

yo country so fat its beltsize is equator

Beyond meat is utter shit.
It's literally a meme in this country and last I heard they were on the verge of bankruptcy.

japantoday.com/category/business/mcdonald’s-japan-apologizes-for-'tooth-like'-fragments-found-in-sausage-egg-mcmuffin

>McDonald’s Japan apologizes for 'tooth-like' fragments found in Sausage Egg McMuffin

>In Ishikawa Prefecture on Aug 2, a 58-year-old man visited the Kanazawa Arimatsu branch of fast-food giant McDonald’s for breakfast and ordered a Sausage Egg McMuffin. However, upon biting into the meat patty he noticed some unusual white fragments.

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More like you could sell them, but nobody is going to buy them

We are not going to eat your disgusting hormone and chemical infested food. Your beef doesn’t pass inspection here. It is not considered food

Country produces a lot of X and sells X to us

but why they wont buy our X???

Legit question, is Trump retarded?

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Your blue ribbon beef is also disgusting. If you try to sell that shit here it will rot on the shelf and people will go without

why can the US not make beef for the australian market?

We will never ever buy your beef. Ever

australian beef is beautiful, seppos have weak beef

Aussies buying our beef would be good

Ours is slightly better. Don't need yours. Thanks.

Lick the boot asshole. You can go to the front first

We hate you

Why as an American would I want our farmers to export beef? That means more expensive beef for us..

We send our sons to die in their wars and they own us like a vassal state. I hate the US and we don’t owe them shit.

Eating too many calories in general gives you gynocemastia.

entire thread is mutts sharting themselves over the fact that actual humans dont want their diseased food

pls fucking nuke this country

friends

Lick the fucking boot glownigger. You are an embarrassment. Go die in the Middle East for zog. The US doesn’t think about you at all you fucking lapdog

No we fucking don't cunt stop speaking for all of us faggot i have no problem with Americans

We gave you our sons in your zogged wars and our land for your bases and marines. GO FUCK YOURSELF JEW

That makes no sense.

nooo shut up it totally makes sense nooooo
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american food straight up murders 3 million mutts a year

safe and effective libtard

japanese mcdonalds has found some weird white fragments

holy shit this is worse than the holocaust

picrel

Stop juicin the cows and learn to make real cheese

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Then you are a zogged faggot slave. Lick the boot more glownigger and go join the ADF

No subs, tariffs, no refund
You get what you fucking deserve

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I’m starting to think Mad cow disease was fake

I'm pretty sure it's Australian biosecurity regulations. It isnt just beef, Australia tightly regulates everything that can bring in diseases. We don't have a lot of livestock and meat problems which are common in the rest of the world.

Varroa is a recent one. The government spent a lot of money on preventing it from getting here, despite all experts saying it was inevitable as the eggs are microscopic.

Brainlets.
US domestic production can meet consumer demand just fine.
Australia has a "comparative advantage" in raising beef, so they dump their surplus on the US, hurting domestic producers.

Moving dead cows halfway across the world makes *zero* sense.
A dead cow in a ship for months is not fresh food, it's frozen preservative slop.
It's also horrible for the environment, wasting fuel to cross the Pacific Ocean for no reason.
Also, Australian farmers are actively destroying native habitats to expand their beef empire.

Tell me why any country would want to deal or bother trying to reduce the trade deficit when this is the schizo narrative that forms against a country that the USA has a trade surplus with

so they dump their surplus on the US

Private businesses in the US buy the surplus from us voluntarily. We don't 'dump' it anywhere. US McDonalds is the biggest purchaser of Australian beef. Maybe take it up with them why they prefer our beef over yours. The reason is almost certainly that it's grass fed, organic, no hormones or antibiotics which the US only produces in very limited quantities. US beef is almost all corn fed.

The messaging is also fucking retarded, half of RFK JR's entire gimmick was MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY and flat out stated that American food was garbage filled with chemicals that was basically killing the nation. So with that being a thing put out on campaigns and implicitly admitted, why would anybody want to buy this shit

It's not about forcing them to buy American. It's about making their product comparatively more expensive by the same percentage that Americans will buy American beef instead. This will drive down demand and without access to America's buying potential Australian cattle farmers will start to lose money

People saying that it's because of mad cow disease, it's more about foot and mouth disease. Foot and mouth is much worse than mad cow in terms of how much it will spread and the damage.

We have some of the best beef in the world

Yeah and that's why most countries treat it as poison and is banned.
Amerilards are really delusional.

American and Australian beef are both hormone-fueled goyslop of the worst kind

Don't be too hard on us. Our gov force us to use solar scams, windmills and pushbikes while they dig up millions of tonnes of coal every year and sell it to China so China can burn it away for cheap electricity which they use to make poor quality windmills which the Australian gov buy. Don't worry about your burgers. We have burger problems here too.

Australian beef: 6.8 usd/kg

American beef: 21 usd/kg

WHY ARENT THEY BUYING OUR SHIT?!

it's a mystery Dahnald, fittest minds of this world can't comprehend why is this happening

Based

They don't want to buy our beef in the EU/AU because its loaded with antibiotics, pesticides, fecal contamination and there are fears of mad cow disease and other prion contamination. It's not some conspiracy that they hate beef. It's that ours is largely inferior.

Nearly half of Australia’s cattle is treated with growth hormones. Is it safe to eat?

theguardian.com/food/2021/jun/06/nearly-half-of-australias-cattle-is-treated-with-growth-hormones-is-it-safe-to-eat

Fuck off. Nobody buying McDonalds expects a grassfed burger.
The US produces plenty of organic beef.
You're making assertions with ZERO numbers to back you up.

What you're actually doing is projection. You're killing the Kangaroos to make a quick buck.

Why the fuck would you ship beef from Australia to America and from America to Australia?

yeah man, your beef is so healthy which is why americans are regarded as healthiest people on planet

Probably not. We have some of the best beef in the world, if not overpriced. Maybe if you compare our shartmart chub mystery meat to your prized beef.

Northeast dairy is also pretty much king.

The american shartmarters don't realize that you don't selll shit to people what they already have. Trump wants to in effort to increase US gdp everso slightly, force all other countries to buy american products and put american products on their markets.
tarifs are there to protect local businesses and to tarif products you don't want to basically say "stop selling this to us, i'll make it unafordable for you so you get the message".
Trump using tarifs upside down so its usa consumer and us businesses that gets hurt.
And then he wants to try and force australians and others to buy AMERICAN PRODUCTS WHICH THEY DON'T FUCKING WANT OR NEED.
Why the fuck should australians buy beef from USA when they fucking SELLING BEEF TO USA? you don't think they got enough beef, probably why they tarif'ing it LOL.
I hate amerimongrels so much. THe downfall of US economy is the best thing to ever happen to europe and also other countries in world in probably the last 400 years. All they do is abuse europe and other countries, steal workers and businesses, exploit other countries, and scream nazi at europeans and try mongrelize everyone up and insist all ethnicities should mix and be 50% mongrel society to push invasion of every country and turn each into mini USA.
And now they finally got an idiot in charge that is just as stupid as everything else about USA is. Ofcourse he's going to try and force australia to buy beef they don't fucking need LOL.
And to fix the deficit what you need is TAX REVENUE, you raise the taxes. you don't fucking increase gdp slightly by forcing australians to buy your shit beef! or chlorinated chicken LMAO.

The amerimongrels of the various bastard ethnicities of world had a lot of fun on internet last 15 years pissing and shitting on europeans, and secondarily then everyone else ethnic group and country and culture, since USA IS THE ENEMY OF ALL ETHNICITIES CULTURES AND COUNTRIES IN WORLD. Now it's time for americans downfall. BY THEIR OWN HAND. Beautiful! haha

all beef is grass fed you clueless moron

The meme has come true. McDonald's is the american economy

in Australia they're called Hungry Jacks

If the western world including Muherica didn't GIFT their very own production/ power base to fucking China decades ago none of this shit would be happening. Do you understand the domestic and international trade agreement and law adjustment gymnastics and the fucking literal YEARS it took to perform them so they could reduce their own industrial clout out on the world stage and give it all to China? So what if Trump's an errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill? Tariff the shit out of it all Trump let's fuckign GO

No our beef is shit, sometimes literally. Probably because our slaughterhouses and meat packaging plants are operated by illegal child laborers so Tyson and other megacorporations can squeeze a couple extra pennies out of the situation.
example
dol.gov/newsroom/releases/sol/sol20240506-0

They don't want to buy our beef in the EU/AU because its loaded with antibiotics, pesticides, fecal contamination and there are fears of mad cow disease and other prion contamination. It's not some conspiracy that they hate beef. It's that ours is largely inferior.

And also because THEY FUCKING GOT THEIR OWN, why the fuck should they let americans try to outcompete their own dairy farmers or meat farmers. It's idiotic.
You put TARIFS ON PRODUCTS YOU DON'T WANT. You don't want it cause you already got enough of it. You protecting your own product.
That's what tarifs are for. Trade barriers are totally natural.
USA only gives a fuck cause trump and the rich fucks are so stupid to run a -36 trill deficit, which needs fixing with tax revenue. What they do instead, thinking they can use tarif as an import tax, even was rambling stupid shit like setting up an external revenue service. Instead of raising taxes on the rich ppl. But tarifs used IN REVERSE without protecting a local product, on products you do want, and don't have. Turns out that just hurts consumer and every american business.
FUCKING LOW IQ STUPID MONGREL AMERICANS run around on internet the past 2 months failing to understand basic shit, demonstrating yet again how dumbass over 50% of americans are. I've seriously not seen anything this persistently arrogant and stupid, aside from the last 10 years of amerimongrel internet monopoly where they've been wrong on literally everything so far. But this takes the cake, cause tarifs are so fucking simple. But ok worst at math in g20 fucking shows.

yeah man, your beef is so healthy which is why americans are regarded as healthiest people on planet

Well also that, people don't want shit from USA, they run around sharting in the marts and have diarhea and ibs so much they shit their pants right in the fucknig wallmart cause they can't help it. NOBODY WANTS TO BE EATING WHAT GIVING THEM THIS.
Imagine trying to FORCE OTHER NATIONS TO BUY YOUR STUPID SHIT which they don't even need.

McDonald's is the american economy

This is like forcing entire world to buy mcdonaldsa nd ppl go

well i don't fucking want mcdonalds we got our own similar chains.

YOU MUST BUY MCDONALDS OR WE GO CRAZY ON YOUR ASS.

this the most ridiculous trade philosophy ever.
Why they do it? to increase their gdp ever so slightly almost irellevantly so. They still need to raise taxes to reduce their deficit. Why not just do that. Instead of become mr. and mrs unpopular worldwide.

BUY MY SHIT YOU DON'T WANT OR NEED, or i get mad cause i am americans.

I'll FORCE You to let americans underbid and destroy your local businesses so you can buy garbage american schlop instead where amrericans make the money and your local nice little busineses go out of business.

FUCK NO.

This just suggests they're expanding the same approach to other countries. They'll simply pay them off shortly, because the elite wants the entire world brain dead. Easier to control.

dailyintakeblog.com/2020/08/japan-updates-its-food-labeling-rules-to-avoid-consumer-confusion/

>On July 16, the Japanese Consumer Affairs Agency (CAA) announced a revision to the Food Labeling Standards (“Standards”) of Japan under which sweeteners, colors and preservatives are no longer allowed to be supplemented with words such as “artificial” and “synthetic” when they are declared by their function names with substance name on the food label.

>In the meantime, food flavorings can only be collectively declared as “flavors” without further specification as to whether or not they are “artificial” (a table comparing the new rule and the existing rule is available here).

you will buy our burger slop

just eat your own damn burger slop and stop importing australian, you're fat and diabetic as it is, please die faster of beaties

we dont want your madcow infested beef here Yank

You put TARIFS ON PRODUCTS YOU DON'T WANT

Australia doesn't even tariff US beef. We have a free trade agreement that prohibits tariffs, from both sides (Trump just broke it illegally by imposing the 10% blanket tariff). They're completely free to sell US beef here. There's no legal restriction. US producers choose not to because presumably they think it isn't competitive with Australian beef and not worth the effort to ship it halfway around the earth.

No one knows what they’re talking about anymore. It’s not just politicians. It’s everyone. God help us

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you VILL eat ze hamburgers

Kangaroos are a pest species in Australia

Ah, the true colors of the Capitalist come out.
They've been native to your island for millions of years, but they are a "pest" obviously.

Jingoistic rhetoric. At the end of the day these tariffs enable domestic producer to compete and come out on top over retarded pacific shipping practices. It makes no sense except for some luxury products to be imported if there is already a domestic market.

Why the fucking fuck would we want shit American beef.

Kangaroos are culled because otherwise they breed to the point where they starve. They either die of starvation or culling and culling is kinder. They starved for millions of years, which wasn't particularly pleasant for the animal.

Wyoming

Whitest and most racist state

Frigging based. Fuck chinks, fuck poos, fuck spics, fuck niggers, and FUCK KIKES.

native species can be pests. herbivores becoming overpopulated is fairly common because humans have a tendency to kill any large predator. Australia had that rabbit crisis and while they fucked it up they at least learned a lot about managing the environment.

Beef still isn't affordable Dear Leader. Do something.

A dead cow in a ship for months is not fresh food, it's frozen preservative slop

Dear lord you're fucking retarded. Imagine saying shit like this stupid. This country deserves to collapse because of dumb fucks like you

Yep, I agree. Everything is fake that they report on the fake news.

no, we have a shit ton of low-mediocre quality beef

Retarded metric for quality

no, you just like tasteless and less nutrient shit

I dunno. I've eaten ozzie beef. I've eaten authentic Japanese Wagyu. I've had burgers from all nations. Nothing beats a good ol' American grass fed beef cow burger.

Anomaly, americans prefer corn beef because it's sweeter.

Correct, but tell Trump or the MIGA cult that

Dear lord you're fucking retarded. Imagine saying shit like this stupid. This country deserves to collapse because of dumb fucks like you

kek, the MIGAtards say nothing but dumb shit in every one of these threads
this forum will improve greatly once the Trumptards tourists leave

US domestic production can meet consumer demand just fine.

Clearly not

This guys right, grass fed pasture raised cows in USA are great eating.
This guy is sadly also right. In every taste test i've seen americans overwhelmingly choose grain fed beef over grass fed, let alone the market pressures preferring it too because its cheaper to produce.
Modern food preservation techniques allow meat to be kept fresh indefinitely. Once frozen all metabolic processes are halted. then a thin layer of ice is deposited on the outside of the meat in a process called slating. This stops freezer burn because the ice sublimates instead of water in the steak. Theres a math formula that i dont know where the layer of ice thickness needed for freshness can be calculated by determining the temperature, humidity, pressure, and duration of freeze time desired.

Why the hell does he want us to eat inferior beef so badly?

Because is a broke scam artist. He even wrote a book about it. Trump literally only exists amongst the 'elites' because he had to turn his name into a brand trademark. He actually failed at being a billionaire. Hence why he now works for the kikes.

The same pseud "conservatives" politikikes of today blaming the burgerbros for no consooming local were the ultra-globalist neocons of 20 years ago.

Silly. None of the people are the same, the democrats have been the neocons since Obama.

Moving dead cows halfway across the world makes *zero* sense.

Obviously it does make sense, retard, if people were willing to pay for those dead cows.

you will consume our questionable pharmaceuticals after thanking us

you sound like a fairy who needs to go back to rebbit