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CHICKEN JOCKEY!

Niggers

They're called teens

you see class

this is an example of MKUltra embedded programming

they believe this to be meme power

but upon a trigger word

they act out

They used to throw toast at the screenings of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Teens haven't been like this in a bit.

Yes yes, just like 'youths' that's a dogwhistle for niggers.

Kino

beat me to it
interesting. YES!

Holy shit lol I need to try this

skibidy chicken jockey fr no sus

weve been throwing tomatoes at dogshit since time immemorial faggot

They're called teens

Rowdy youths

Clean it up wagie

we've been niggers since time immemorial

Yes I know your kind has, nigger.

I've never been to a movie where there was more than a couple odd pieces of popcorn on the floor. Do niggers really?

Yutes.

Its mostly whites doing this.
Minecraft was a White Man's game.

but upon a trigger word

they act out

Water-bucket challenge started the viral trend phase of MK Ultra

CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!

qrd?

the popcorn is easy to clean how the fuck do you clean the grease? Do they get hoses?

theaters should be happy that people are finally going back after the disaster that was covid lockdowns

Unironically that's healthier than eating the corn.
For everyone involved.
Movie theater jannies getting extra steps in.

What a mess they made! Sucks for whoever’s problem that is. It certainly isn’t mine, I know that.

L-L-L-LAVA

CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN

why don't people go to theaters anymore

Why would you do this?

Better than screaming some Rick and Morty bullshit.
GET OFF MY LAWN!

half of the us is uncivilized as fuck, and most of the other half pretends to be, but don't know how to be.

kids don't get disciplined anymore

Based the world is healing. Teens seeing slop for what is, rebelling against the satanic brain washing dens of overpriced corn treats by throwing down their petroleum cooked popped kernels on the ground to let the gender bending affirmative action wage cucks to clean up.

my parents beat my ass and im 22

doesn't happen in america much anymore

BASED, FUCK MOVIE WAGIES.

PICK UP MY POPCORN FOR $13/HR

That’s because your parents were retarded drunks, not to discipline you into being better

No, my parents never touched alcohol while I was around
They absolutely did discipline me into being better

STEVES LAVA CHICKEN YEAH ITS TASY AS HELLL

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OVEN DODGER

at private dedicated screenings meant for it

You ever think the movie theaters were pushing this with the goal of extra popcorn sales?

funny shit. reminds me of CKY

i liked the part where jason mimosa and jack black 69'd then the small jewish boy created golems to fight for him

Oh what you think you’re better than me or something faggot? Huh? You think you’re better than me?

You mad bro?

I’m not mad YOU’RE FUCKIN MAD BRO I’LL BEAT YOUR FUCKIN ASS BRO

I remember my town had an old smaller theater that decided it would be quirky to show Rocky Horror close to Halloween. I was really excited and brought a bag of rice, a roll of toilet paper, and about six pieces of toast. A bunch of college people from out of town showed up lugging grocery bags. A mixture of punks and people in drag. I’ve never experienced anything like this but once in my life. During the wedding scene it rained rice. RAINED, there was so much. Then came the Super Soakers during the stroll to the castle. (They kept dashing out to the bathrooms to refill them during the film, so the water never stopped fir the rest of the film.) Great Scott! got the theatre hopelessly tp’d- I’ve never seen so much thrown. (This also continued for most of the rest of the show, along with more rice and more Super Soakers.) They threw toast later as well, only most were just ripping open loafs of bread to throw. Well it turns out they were throwing instant rice. There was at least an inch of soggy rice on the floors by the end, with TP and bread and toast mixed in. They TRASHED that old theatre. I was in high school and thought it was funny at the time, but felt bad later to learn that theatre shut down for nearly a month and had to spend about $10,000 in early 90’s money to clean it all up, had to pull out all the carpets, etc. From that point on nobody would show Rocky Horror in the future without banning all non-verbal audience participation andchecking all bags at the door

kek

Movie theaters usually bring in the homeless after showings to come in and pick up the popcorn. Most of them save it in bags for later but the mentally ill ones just eat and lick the shit off the carpet.

t. Ex-movie usher

FLINT

AND

STEEL

be and adult man with his son, daughter and wife

both our children love minecraft and they wanted to see the movie

we enter and see a lot of other parents and kids, while some teens

watch the movie and it's fine, been a fan of JB music back in the day but neve the movies

see the boxing ring, i feel un easy

see the zombie on the chicken and hear people laugh and cheer

worried shit may get worse, ready to hug my kids so they're not hard

but that was all, just some laughter and cheering

rest of the movies had people laughing and cheering so nothing too bad

yeah USA are just full of weak willed zoomer who can't understand what it means to civilized.
USA you fucked up with your generation, if it not the zoomers and the trannies, it's the nigger like actions they do for the 'lel memes'

Holy esl lmfao

lonely little incel.
who does it feel this 'esl' has a wife and kids while you are seething at your loneliness.

Anon Babbletards will go out into the real world and see that people aren't as bad as the bots here say and still fall for the propaganda
it's almost like the regurgitated and edited content that circulates here without context isn't indicative of societal trends and the board exists as a right wing echo chamber

Americans need communism.

Here in the USSR you would have been severely punished for this and never tried it again.

Buddy I'm a black man in NYC

I've seen how retarded people have gotten in public these days

Why are kids going retarded for a movie about a game 3x older than they are?

I’m so glad I don’t work at a theater anymore. Holy shit I hate plebbitors who’d watch capeshit so much.

Fpbp

Urban ruffians

Didn't know that minecraft fans are such niggers...

same reason why millennials went to go see the World of Warcraft movie

ESL chink

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and 50 square feet! we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

same reason why millennials went to go see the World of Warcraft movie

I'm a millennial, did they really make a world of warcraft movie? What the fuck?

And spoons at The Room

Movie goers

OH WAGIES

Kek big cope from chang, ur parents fucked a lot, ask them about your 4 aborted sisters.

I have seen multiple clips like this now. Something about this movie feels demonic.

BASED
CHICKEN JOCKEY!!!!!
I….AM sSSTEEVE

Lunchtime rowdies

fucking hell jusus christ get your fucking panties out if a twist its the funny bits from the trailer people latched on to.
Did you feel like Morbius meme were demonic?
Was gentleminons demonic to you too?

Cumskin hands typed this.

Good god sorry people are trying to have harmelss fun in the these trying times. You are right they should be upset and bitter and call everything racist and have no ability to have fun whatsoever and everything must be political and serious. You are ssooooooo right.

It came out like a decade ago and bombed horribly because retards like you are just ignorant.

As a former school janitor that's cleaned up after popcorn day multiple times, I hope these lil bastards get raped by a pack of niggers

Can I just assume all zoomers are actually niggers despite their coloring?

Anon Babbleniggers are some of the most propagandized people on the planet but they will never admit it.

CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

I'm fully in favor of shit like this if they are going to keep making this slop. Force theaters to go out of business and leave them fight over what's going to draw at the drive-in.

Nobody is jealous of your mutts you little brown goblin.

this copypasta is starting to feel a little reddit

Somebody is getting shot. You aren't throwing popcorn on boomers or niggers without getting blasted

This webm hurts my brain because it's simultaneously disturbing to look at but also funny.

literally no-one did shit like this when I was a teen

you dumb faggot have you ever heard of Harlem?
Harlem is like the place where black people originally spawn from
somewhere deep under the ancient gas lines and steam tunnels there is a negro spawner with a little cage that has a tiny black person spinning around inside it very very fast

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Vid with sound plzzzz

I, too, hug children to prevent them from becoming hard.

disturbing to look at

it is only funny
atop to be the gay

creeper claws typed this post

AWAY WITH YE MINECRAFT DEMON!

Kek, strange how you can't see the programming causing these kids to chimp out like little niggers.

“Most of the audience were middle schoolers and they would clap and hoot and holler whenever one of the meme lines was said or when they recognized something from the game,” he wrote

“They acted like this wasn’t a movie, but a rock concert. It was a complete expression of a mix of genuine love for minecraft and irony poisoning and the result was pure chaos for 100 or so minutes.”

WTF, that actually sounds based?
YO IS THAT A MINECRAFT REFERNECE?
THE CAKE IS A LIE XDDDD

I’m trying to find one of the various insane pastas that I wrote to reply to you with but it’s not working because I usually don’t save a local copy and I don’t remember any of them well enough to find in the archives
pretend I just posted three paragraphs about screaming niggers being pulled apart nerve by nerve using the tidal forces of a pair of tokamak accelerators after doping their purple drank with heavy positrons

I hope a creeper gets struck by lightning and waddles up behind you

if you see a skeletal horse standing alone by the forest at night, I think you should walk towards it

based clean it up janny

Imagine having to clean all that up

I will pray to Steve to save me.

Kids

Teens

Thugs

Youths

Mayors

Joggers

Parolees

Juveniles

Hooligans

Hoodlums

Protesters

Teenagers

Pranksters

Youngsters

Ex-convicts

Party goers

Delinquents

Church goers

Young fathers

Jobless losers

Gifted athletes

Gang members

Trouble makers

Bus passengers

Aspiring rappers

Subway dancers

Repeat offenders

Lifelong criminals

Masked assailants

Lunchtime rowdies

Persons of interest

Restaurant patrons

Former NFL players

Community activists

Unhappy customers

Black Friday crowds

Troubled young men

High school students

Spring break partiers

Neighborhood bullies

Scholarship recipients

We need ww3 sooooo bad. These kids need to be killed on mass.

God I want total zoomie genocide so bad but both Putler and Zion Don keep playing footsies.

It was just Warcraft 1’s story with some WoW lore shit in it. It wasn’t good, but it wasn’t horrible.

I watched this movie yesterday and then minecraft.
I rate Halabala it 9/10, and minecraft 6/10
What a contrast.

I could hear my heart pouding when I watched Halabala, and then I almost die of boredom when I watched minecraft.

youtu.be/c9c80iY1cb8?si=wh-7pjxpx8zJQoyx

If you paid for this you should kill yourself. It will make your family very happy to be rid of you.

A boomer retired sheriff shot and killed a father for texting the babysitter before the previews even started. He also shot the guys wife. Got off completely lol. These kids are dying.

watching 2 movies by yourself back-to-back

why

I have a monthly movie pass ticket. It's about 10$ per month. You can watch any movie in the threater with that pass.

I really like this music. A shame I can't find english subtitle for you. I really like it.

youtu.be/EjI63NCXMEA?si=zGIWvBYYsqGn5uCy

Movie pass ticket

Stopped reading there. You are the reason they still make this crap.
Kill yourself. I am very serious about this.

Whine about it. This world is made just for me.

LMFAAAOOOO CLEAN IT UP JANNY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it's a dogshit movie that craps all over the game. why shouldn't kids be able to have some fun with it?

Nychaa Nuttanicha

thais are so gay

Climbing mountain, trekking into the jungle, cave diving. You seriously think a normie can go along with me?

I always do things by myself. I'm not alone tho. God is with me.

I actually liked it when they first brought it out here. This was right before the wuflu mind you. I would get hammered and sleep through a second movie for free if they were playing shit like Women Talking the month before.

CHING CHONG NIGGER LMAO

zoomer snakes on a plane.

Kids in Africa are starving and those people waste food.

zoomers go crazy over a "baby zombie, baby zombified piglin, baby zombie villager, baby husk, or baby drowned riding a chicken."

over a dead baby

This is another fucked up ritual isn't it.

White people are dying and you rape and murder native 8 year old girls Muhammed

who does it feel

tfw hugging my chinkkids so they don't get hard

eat a bat or smth