I can’t buy my 6 year old a switch 2 tomorrow because of MIGGERS

Preorders were supposed to start today April 9 but MIGGERS chomped out and it’s probably going to cost $1000 now m0rw4

I can’t buy my 6 year old a switch 2 tomorrow because of MIGGERS

Work a second job, faggot.

UK already preordered but miggers ruin everything. This is why we can’t have nice things. Fuck MIGGERS

Who cares?

There's like NO games for it for the first 6 months of it's life, like the 3DS.
Let it cook for a while longer and have a proper release with a full roster of NEW games.

This, I give it 6 months before it can be emulated by a 5yo android.

Delicious liberal tears

oh
might still drop a pre-order to scalp nintoddlers who will pay double that

Now I can buy it thanks to Trump so casuals and poorfags can't afford it.

Just get a retro handheld that can play any game PS1 and earlier for like $50.

I wanted to get it for my son the day it comes out because when I was a small boy I never got nice things and everyone made fun of me for being the poorest kid in school. Also my parents weren’t very organized about stuff to put it kindly. So I like to work hard and be organized (like preorder ahead of time) and buy my son the best stuff.

Most of you demons would never understand because you’re all mostly evil people that laugh at kids getting blown up in war so I doubt you even understand what love is.

inb4 scalpers buy up all the stock and shills start disingenuously posting exorbitant eBay prices and blaming it on Trump as if this isn't the norm for console releases nowadays

look Anon Babble it's Trump's tariffs at work! you voted for this!

Why didn’t you buy it last week?

preordering consoles

buying consoles in the first few months of release when those units tend to have the most defects

retarded consoomer really needs his shiny new toy to consoom, huh

you should take him camping, fishing and hunting
and teach him how to fight and never to relax

Your faggot kid is gonna grow up to be just like dad. A massive faggot.

I take pride in my son having the best stuff right when it comes out. It makes me feel good. I’m allowed to spend my money on what I want.

Just get him a used Gameboy advanced and quit your bitching.

Are the miggers in the room with you now?

I have a launch day 3DS, Vita, Wii U, PS4, Xbox One, PS4 Pro, Xbox One X, Switch, Xbox Series X, PS5, and PS5 Pro, and none of them have defects.

Then do what I said. Handheld gaming PC instead. Most of the games he will play on that are older than him, perfectly playable.

No, that’s how I was raised and I didn’t like it.

muh heckin' vidya'

pride over consooming

You sound like a faggot.

No man, it’s about having the new switch 2 so he can have bragging rights with his peers. You wouldn’t understand….

sent a tip to the FBI that OP rapes his children

Jesus was a great man I’m not Jesus. I don’t think he will hold it against me for loving my son

It's just pre-orders. libtards are literally crying because they have to wait a while to give nintendo interest free loans lmao

You DID vote for this, petty officer keklesberg.

Jesus hates fags so he definitely hates you.

I hope "your" son never hears how faggy you sound right now.

He's six, get him a bike.

He has a $400 bike from REI.

just sit your kid down and explain to him that he's poor because his father is a failure as a man

What model?

Kek. Okay

Imagine being so poor you can't afford an 800 dollar expense

I can afford $800. I just don’t want it to sell out. I can’t wait in line for this thing. I had the preorder marked in my calendar and I wanted to get it over with

Remember when the price of PS5 Pro came out during Biden's administration and nobody gave him shit for it despite years of high inflation?

Remember a week into Trump's administration when all the shills were making a huge deal about egg prices and blaming it on Trump? Now egg prices are going down so the new shill talking point is tariffs and Switch 2, even though Nintendo has explicitly said the tariffs did nothing to change the price.

Yeah years of everything getting more expensive, high grocery prices, high rent under Biden but noooo my Switch is expensive it must be due to the tariffs! Better spam Anon Babble with a billion threads to demoralize them!

What's more for bragging rights? Him playing Mario Kart World in front of other kids, or him playing Forza Horizon 5, Red Dead Redemption 2, Kingdom Come Deliverance 2, Black Myth Wukong, and a shit ton of other games that would more or less melt the Switch 2, all while he has a tiny PC? He would not only impress his friends, but they would be amazed and flabbergasted for him playing games made for adults, that they never heard of, with the best graphics available for a handheld, on top of it being a fully functioning PC?
Not the Steam Deck though since it's outdated, and also not Windows.

Why?

it isn't going on sale tomorrow

Maybe Nintendo shouldn't have kicked the can so fucking far down the road to milk the Switch 1 for eight goddamn years while doing jack shit in its later years to justify keeping it at full price.

You are making a logical argument but 6 year olds aren’t logical. Also I can’t troubleshoot a steam deck for my kid. I just want it to work right out of the box

Preorders were supposed to be tonight at midnight actually. UK already did their preorders

This. Blame Nintendo. OLED version should have been the launch of the Switch 2.

Teach your kid how to code. It would make it easier for him in the long term. I don't know SteamOS at all either, as I exclusively use Windows for my PCs (desktop, laptop, and handhelds).

And you need to get him into PC gaming ASAP.

Also, one more thing. His friends will just think the Switch 2 (if they're aware of it) is just a Switch. They will be curious if he brings a handheld gaming PC to school instead, hence, bragging rights.

Nintendo going completely DL only for games is a dealbreaker for me. If I can't own the game, I won't buy the game. Switch 2 will be the end of me buying game systems. I have an OG Switch and OLED one.
I've seen this shit before.
Fuck modern videogames. It's gotten so bad that a glorified poker game and a game for dope dealing have become the new standard-bearers for peak gaming.

Nice bikes.

Put an airtag in this one I guess

muh vidyaaaaaa

Not my problem loser.

Dope dealing is gta, what’s the poke game?

Dude remember “Dyno GT” in the late 80s/early 90s…those were so cool…man those were the days

The switch is poison and you're a failure as a parent for considering giving it to your kid, you should stop being a lazy faggot take him hunting or fishing or playing baseball so he won't be a tranny communist, god emperor Trump did you a favor.
You deserve to be beaten with an actual switch.

I mean Schedule 1 and Balatro. GTA is going to be dogshit and everyone knows it. None of the OGs of GTA are involved with the series anymore. You think the modern UK is going to make a good GTA game?

Stupid kid games. Good.

I never heard of either of those games. Those are the two most popular games right now?

Pretty much. They're not advertised, mostly word-of-mouth. Check Steam charts. Schedule 1 is mogging Ubishit.

The fuck were you going to play some 800$ + subscription Mario kart? It's going to flop and they know it. They're making excuses

I've got a switch at home, daughter is 4, son is 2. They have no interest in it and I never use the thing. They prefer playing on the monkey bars I made them, or on the rope swing i made them, or in the mud kitchen i made them, or the sandpit, or cubby house, trampoline, at the park, on their bikes, on their scooters, reading books, playing pretend, etc.

The problem with video games is that they're a time sink and they don't teach anything useful. The games are all shit designed to teach woke garbage and are designed for gamified dopamine release.

Balatro was a game of the year candidate last year (and the only western game nominated). It definitely has its fans.

That sucks for your kid it was a big thing for me to get a gameboy when I was little. Your son is going to miss out on wholesome childhood memories. Too bad your not a better father and can’t figure something out

His son will never know what it was like when Pokémon was the biggest thing, and being at the right age demographic as well.

It isn't like today where it's just shat upon because Gamefreak doesn't know how to code. It was back when Gamefreak didn't know how to code, and we loved the glitches.

Jumping to 3D without guidance from Nintendo was the biggest mistake for Pokemon. And it's disgraceful that Nintendo puts their name on it as publisher and releases it as a tentpole series in the state it's been in ever since it moved to HD.

Imagine missing out on going to school and hearing from your friends they you can catch a mew under a truck. OP can’t even deliver the joyful times like that for his kid. What a terrible dad

I get a very Rothschild-poking-Prince-Charles-in-the-chest vibe when it comes to Pokémon Company/GameFreak's relation to Nintendo lately. Not cool.

Steam Deck is better. More games. Plus emulation means you can play all the Switch games. Soon they'll crack Switch 2, I'm sure.

You don't even have to run Steam on it, it works as a fine little Arch machine.

Problem is that Switch 2 is almost certainly more powerful than the Steam Deck.

GOD Win 4, not so much.

Why the FUCK are you buying your 6 yr old a switch?

I don't care about your child you cannot. It's not mine. If we were in nature and I were a male lion and your child a cub, I would eat him. Life is a competition. If you can't make the cut, go cry. Fuck your feelings

They don't need it. Get them some Lincoln Logs instead.

Switch 2 is almost certainly more powerful than the Steam Deck

Mmmmm I don't know... Nintendo's been content to be a half generation behind at least for a while. Switch is like a 2013-era smartphone, performance-wise.

playing Mario Kart World in front of other kids

In front of the other kids

in front of

You buy 4 controllers you idiot. Nintendo is a console for socializing and competition while in the same room.

buying a kid a touch-screen device is child abuse.
They need to experience the real world, as in, they need to touch things that have real substance. Legos would be far better.
This is why zoomers can't manage a can opener.

Look at Cyberpunk running on it

Keep in mind that the Switch 2 port is a 7 week old build.

Of course, you can make the same argument that Kingdom Come Deliverance 1 is on the Switch, but that took years for it to somehow not look or run like dogshit.

Bait. Having said that: the latest Mario games seem like perfectly refined casino games with all the little attractive chimes and animations and rewards.

Vidya teaches you critical thinking and reflexive skills, and is the cause for autism.

noo muh bing bong wahoo

Grow up

Telling someone to grow up on a site that has nothing but manchildren

stop lying everyone knows you were buying it for yourself

Maybe he is his 6 year old son

you're a failure as a parent for considering giving it to your kid,

I second this
A new thing comes out, and I definitely have to supply my kid with it ASAP.
Are you stupid?