Brit/pol/ - emergency beans deployed

The poo smells of yesterdays jalfrezi

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c24q1n6905mo
ofcom trying to act outside of the UK and shut down a US website.

getting out the way the fact I don't care about suicide, it's probably not long until more websites are put on the bbc show trial to shame more website operators into closing down their websites; in this case the bbc are attacking from a "think of the children" angle. no idea how they're supposed to close down a website like this one. Probably just go straight to a court order to block it.

I don't want the courts to take away websites because some parents can't monitor their kids ffs.

Cheaper prostitution

A single migrant staying in a hotel room costs more than £54,000 a year, according to bombshell research. The Home Office faces “cripplingly expensive” bills for temporary accommodation for asylum seekers amid a surge in small boat crossings. And the Chartered Institute of Housing (CIH) has urged ministers to consider giving councils one-off grants to buy houses to move migrants out of hotels. The industry body said people would be able to share the homes, drastically reducing the cost to the taxpayer.

The decline has been attributed to tax increases, economic uncertainty and the fall in the value of the pound.

Not the unlimited browns causing each of those issues?

we needs bames for rgdp

After seeing Zionists go full mask off in countries like the US and Australia with just outright fake antisemitism "terrorism incidents", does anyone here still buy that Labour had in any real sense an antisemitism crisis or that Jews are the most "discriminated against" group in the UK?
Honestly reading through the data, it just seems like jews are reporting literally fucking negative interaction they have with Gentiles as hate crimes. The vast majority of "hate crime" incidents, I shit you not, are just seeing "antisemitism" online, but also, a majority of British Jews also view all criticism of Israel as based in Antisemitism.
According to the UK antisemitism barometer, here are some examples of Antisemitic attitudes/statements

Israel and its supporters are a bad influence on our democracy.

Israel does not have a right to exist as a homeland for the Jewish people

Jewish people often use the Holocaust just to further their political agenda. (fact)

Israel can get away with anything because its supporters control the media (fact)

Israel treats the Palestinians like the Nazis treated the Jews. (fact)

some further facts

73% of Jews consider boycotting Israel as a antisemitic hate crime

87% of Jews think British media is deeply antisemitic and biased against Israel. (wtf?)

92% of Jews think Universities are unsafe for Jews (lmao wut)

79% of Jews think protests against Israel are antisemitic.

so really what you have is a completely delusional, hyper histeronic, narcissistic community who think literally anything that disagrees with their views are antisemitism.

Locals are furious after thousands of pounds were spent on a Hollywood-style sign in a Leicestershire town, with residents calling it an 'absolute waste of money'.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14585239/waste-money-locals-slam-council-pointless-sign.html

Who will wipe Timmy's bum?

Good morning job seekers. How did yall lads' trips to the jobcentre go?

Jews have too much power for such a tiny minority
Muslims outnumber jews 16:1 and are predicted to grow exponentially and gain demographic power
We need to neutralise both groups

That website should be shut down, and so should this website

the rats are leaving

good leave faster.

Arsenal FC

abbreviated as ARSE

fans are called Gooners

people who goon for ARSE

What is wrong with yall lads? Not everything needs to have a silly whimsical name in England.

We support Liverpool here m8

i hope they got it off Tony at LC Signs.

In total, 11,300 dollar millionaires were lost in London over the past year, including 18 centimillionaires - someone with at least $100million - and two billionaires.

I reckon the top destination was Dubai
That place is so soulless

Alri la.

kek. and to think, I used to live on 1/3rd of that income per year for over a decade.

Labour has an anti-semitism at least from a corbynista point of view, similar to how Conservatives have a number of islamophobes in their ranks, but that was only really true back in 2010 - 2019; since then these parties reformed and removed most of the elements with labour's antisemites joining the Worker's Party (galloway's party) and the islamophobes being scrubbed from existence, probably went independent, homeland or reform parties.

The UK has become very polarised on the issue of migration; there's lots of support for migration from government and the left, but not so much on the right (honestly want these wogs deported ASAP).

It feels like they're doing this because they're desperate to make themselves look legitimate. They know we know they're a joke. But maybe other countries will take them seriously. Or maybe we will take them seriously if they prove they can enforce themselves abroad.

you rotten young kids with your hippity hop music and hoes

Green Bay Pakis
Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Indians

America is obsessed with browns

The most anti-semitic thing of all is the existence of europeans.

Cleveland Indians

They're called the Guardians now

I’ll lift the BDB off him on Friday

Bread and circuses lads
Bread and circuses

Hook

Line

And

Sinker

So they are
Should have called themselves the Niggers

£54k/year

How can they possibly cost that much? Keeping them in a shared building, with shared utilities and amenities. It shouldn't cost that much. Loads of people in this country live and sustain a family on less than £30k/year. A single immigrant shouldn't cost half that.
How much of this is for repairs? How much is bribe money to the hotel owner, staff, and local authority to keep quiet?

Why tf would you put a chair right in front of a door? Thats it, labour have lost my vote.

bedford

i expect loads of people will get food poisoning
private businesses can charge whatever they want for government contracts

Distract them from something maybe?
Ignore the le heckin institutional racismerino, part, but if it halts this project, then that's OK.

theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/apr/08/uk-creating-prediction-tool-to-identify-people-most-likely-to-kill

statewatch.org/news/2025/april/uk-ministry-of-justice-secretly-developing-murder-prediction-system/

Around blacks, never relax

Fair enough, but England is obsessed with silliness.

Shitterton

Smack Alley

Isles of Silly

ARSE FC Gooners

fire marshal wabbit

charge whatever they want

Damn, wish I could do that. Imagine having an interview for a job as litter picker then the manager stands up and shakes your hand, "you're hired!", and then you say "thank you. my salary will be £250k" and he just accepts it.

computer says.... niggers

>The decline has been attributed to tax increases, economic uncertainty and the fall in the value of the pound.

Come on....

Damn, wish I could do that.

You can. Just loan your home to the council to house some niggers. They'll pay you way above market rate per head.

He's creating jobs? How dare he! This is just bread and circuses!

campaigners claim the data used would build bias into the predictions against minority-ethnic people

did something similar
modified the employment contract to include an extra £5k and 2 weeks holiday
sent it back saying "please see amendments"
they accepted without verifying
first payslip wasn't right so raised it with hr
highlighted the amendments
head of hr went absolutely batshit and tried making me sign a new contract lol

gov.uk has been attacking gab, sending legal threats to a business that is based entirely in the US, threatening free speech, who the fuck do they think they are, fortunately torba refuses to bow or hand over uk user data

they keep saying birmingham is infested with rats the size of cats but in every picture and video i see of birmingham i aint seen a single rat

really makes me think

universal theme park

local/national growth

Europe's biggest theme parks

bedford

I know Starmer has been on a roll the past two weeks coming out with the most oxymoronic shit but mfw, this tops it.

good idea, but i am not sure if hes noticed but there is a cost of living crisis going on, whos gonna go? theres only so many abduls in this world

How dare you, goy. Those contracts are non-negotiable. You take it or leave it!

not one of those things is true

Maybe they mean actual cats. Pakis aren't very smart.

are frens electric?

Part of gabs response lmao. Also signal and a bunch of others have told them to fuck off

massive rorting by contractors. For the Australian refugee system, it cost them hundreds of thousands to millions to house per refugee. Meanwhile they lived like this.
All this shit is just massive Government payouts to their failkids in SERCO nepotism jobs.

I don't want the courts to take away websites because some parents can't monitor their kids

The vast majority of parents fob their children off to the digital nanny (phone/tablet/laptop).
Things will only keep getting worse. Our only saviour will be when the glaciers melt and flood the planet, hopefully another ice age will follow.
We know the government is not benevolent, they have their zog troops to back them up. The people of this country will (as always) willingly bend over to be fucked.

theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/apr/08/uk-creating-prediction-tool-to-identify-people-most-likely-to-kill
UK DEVELOPS LITERAL BPD RADAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Calling diversity, equity and inclusion a scourge and using the term as an insult is thinly veiled vice signaling to the hard to far right.

this sorry, yep, this is multi-million dollar Government contract accomodation for migrants..

me

fair play he got the fucker

Where are the guard towers? Where are the razor-wire fences?

I don't want the courts to take away websites because some parents can't monitor their kids ffs.

protecting kids is just the trojan horse, they don't give a fuck about the kids, blah blah andrew tate this, incels that but they never mention the jewish porn being mainlined to every single smartphone in the world, they never mention jewish only fans corrupting young girls, they are so full of shit

Got so many fucking video games now, I make a lot of money so I just buy loads and then don't know what to play.

I want to just give up the hobby all together but then wonder what else should I do instead.

I already workout out 5 days a week. I have some Warhammer models I've barely touched but have a fear when I start I will start making mistakes.

Hrmph

rats avoid to be seen

I think the whole project is important, the institutional racism is part and parcel of any complaint now, because fuck whitey, amarite, it only matters to these people when a BAME suffers.
Unsurprisingly the article is written by a fella called vikram, but had it been written by a white roastie or faggot, it would say the same thing.

54k per jewish pet per year
PMSL
We spastics deserve to die

i could live on that for 4 years

jewish pets are not cheap
I cant get a doctors appointment and we have beta male law enforcement persecuting "hate crime"

lol

We spastics deserve to die

Only so long as you do not renounce English rule and demand annexation by America.

Death to Israel minor

Would you also need private security 24/7 to stop you being lynched for being a fan of the local playground?

france isn't a warzone, they just fancy living here

no lad, i got trampy nignogs for neighbors and they leave out piles of trash
occasionally see rats and if they get seen they just look at you like "the fuck you looking at" then carry on

Start reading Anon Babble

Need more jew pets
It might cost the tax payer but think of the dept they'l makeup for R banks,
cor

Used to be an obsessive reader in my 20s. Now at 36 I barely touch anything.

I'm halfway through Trainspotting at the moment. Whenever I start reading I remember

oh yeah, I used to absolute love reading. It's so much more enjoyable than video games

But then I put it down and don't go back to it

Wish I could apply my really good exercise habits to other stuff too instead of sinking into vidya

hello

fahhhkkk orfff

Hello lad

Pretty poor show. That's a mini stack. I could romper stomp that down to three, possibly even two, wheelies.

Woops didn't mean to post actual tits, sorry lads

In hospital waiting area waiting for gf to finish her appointment

Guy like pic related talking to nurse

"Yeah I got jumped by like 20 guys who surrounded me, then a big like 8ft guy came out who was their boss and I just uppercutted his head off"

"Well that's not very nice"

"Yeah but he made fun of me mum"

"Oh he probably deserved it then"

"Yeah he did, then I jumped and did a spinning roundhouse kick and I knocked out all the 20 other guys at once, it's true"

"Well that's very strong of you, standing up for your mum like that"

"Yeah I'm the strongest, I was supposed to fight in the UFC but they said I was too strong"

Of course he has that whiny crackhead voice lmao.
I am not going to lie, there were tears streaming from my eyes down my face from holding in the laughter. I wish someone just documented all the fucking insane shit that comes out of crackheads mouths. I loved how the nurse was entertaining him as well.

Pointed out to my lefty mate that this wasn't an issue until we colonised that city with people who come from a country where there's trash everywhere

He tried arguing its a class issue

I weren't having it. Kept hammering

Do you even think it's possible that they've brought their culture with them and this is it manifesting? Is it a POSSIBILITY to be considered?

He said yeah. Think he's coming round finally.

why did you AI generate something of which there is already millions of?

They fact they let so many pedos go free is proof enough they don't really give a shit.

UK government discuss euthanasia for patients

UK to ban website discussing suicide

Oi! you gotta loicence to kill yourself

In my opinion it's exercise that makes you better able to read? My attention span is always far longer when I've been exercising or overall being active. Maybe download a ton of audiobooks and get through them whilst working out.

I didn't generate it, I'm a consoomer not a producer.

It's highlighting just how close we are to all those OF pornstars being obsolete. AI can even convincingly replace the girlfriend experience they offer. I imagine a lot of OF models already use AI anyway to chat to their fans.

Basically, online whores are going to take a massive hit when AI replaces them.

I don't want the courts to take away websites because some parents can't monitor their kids ffs.

It's impossible for people to control the power of computers when they get this advanced. We need something like the Dune universe.

It's because it's not interactive. You just sit there and read.
Maybe you could read a page while exercising, between sets? Or read really big books so you get a workout lifting them.

Kek. I remember I had to get an x-ray once and a proper rough/mental bloke had a hugely swollen hand. He got talking to me about skunk and other such things, asked how I broke my leg, and it was due to a physical altercation going bad, so I told him. Clearly, thinking I was a rude bwoy like him who takes no shit from no one, began telling me he broke his knuckle in fight and hasn't been to the hospital in weeks, hence why it was extremely swollen. I said it looks like it hurts and he said something along the lines of "I can firm it", tapped at it with his good hand, irrritiaing the horrible thing, and expected me to be in awe of his pain managment capabilities.
The people you come across in the morning at the hospital are a different breed.

I'm not gonna be a cunt who is reading a book between sets at the gym lad lol

But thanks for trying

Supply and demand. Would you want a boatwog in your house? Thought not. Neither would I. Probably selling it as a security issue as well by keeping a few hundred of them together instead of casting them to the four winds to get up to god only knows what. Should have kept them in tents at the port until they were deported

at the gym

Oh if you're at the gym then it has to be manga and, every time you put it down to lift again, you have to shout: "I'm going to give it my all!"

Where's the chimneys

They should put them in with bennie mongs instead of the bedroom tax.

Yeah I take working out seriously

I'm not one of these fat dole cunts who buys a few cables and a dumbbell, does a few reps in his bedroom, then never touches them again

Very impressive.

kek, my story was like 10am in the morning as well.

Do you think people will socially ostracise me at the cheap, corporate gym I go to if I start reading between sets/on the exercise bike? I don't have a smartphone and have nothing to do and I sense my wandering eyes might get me into trouble at some point.

does anyone remember being taught in primary school that mixing any other colours but the primary ones together you'll get brown/s youtube shorts keeps recommending these mixing asmr vids and it seems to pretty hard to make a shade of brown

I take working out seriously

why doesn't your body?

Hearty keks.

when you're surround by blacks and muslims and the labour government is stealing all your money, you move

Lad I go to the cheapest gym in town (PureGym)

They've got everything you could want really, they're spacious, good facilities, and they have a cheaper price if you buy an off-peak membership (can't use it 4-9pm on Mon-Fri) which is fine because you don't want to go at peak times anyway because it's too busy to use anything.

Literally nobody talks, not even the Chads talk to the Stacies. Everyone is there to work out and the men ignore the thots 100%.

You can do anything you want. People might think you're weird but nobody is going to say anything to you.

books

No

pead paper

Yes

post body

I should really start going to the gym

Wee Stephen never had problems making shades of brown in primary school. The rest of the class bore witness to the fantastic shades of brown he would poo himself with on a weekly basis.
Stephen never looked good in the emergency purple shorts either.

the binmen have decided to show up. get in!

again bro? dont you ever tire of looking at it

So have mine, neighbours?

south birningham here.

wonder if they have tackled those mountains in alum rock yet

Hi Stephen

You should have sank the fucking boats.

I had the shits in junior once. Shat myself at playtime on the way to the toilet. A pint of fresh brown water in my underpants. Took them off and tried to flush them down the toilet. Blocked the toilet. Could see workmen in the afternoon going in and out of the toilets trying to unblock it. End of term and we had to go into the hall and walk up and down all the lost clothes picking out anything that was ours. And there were my underpants all fresh and clean. I didn't claim them. I think I blushed walking past them. True story

juden peterstein crying and lying again, what a monstrous faggot
xcancel.com/AdameMedia/status/1909738806355406911

Thought he was on meds to stop him crying

youtu.be/rk-xbFt-q6A

New pictures show dramatic multi-million pound makeover of the UK's busiest train station

dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-14584461/liverpool-street-makeover-busiest-train-station-uk.html

Gonna cash out all my savings and move to Argentina lads
Shall live like a king for a few years before WW3 ends us all

Morning lads

I keep getting recommended videos of 'ishowspeed' in China. He's over there doing literal 1830s black face minstrelsy whilst people call him nigger and hand him bananas etc. Such a pathetic little cretin who sells out his whole race for money.

I'm a Puregym user as well. Only just got back into gym, wanting to start going reguarly but my stomach has been plaguing me in the mornings recently.

someone needs to do him and the world a favour and refer him to maid, what a weak and spineless pathetic excuse for a man

You should lad

I won't bore you with advice because I'd probably fall into the trap of overloading you with info as a noob

Best thing you can do is go to one of those corpo 24 hour gyms, ask them for a PT to make a plan with you, then get them to show you how to work out while they check your form and tell you if you're doing it right

I think the biggest hurdle is people turn up and are afraid of using the equipment incorrectly and making a fool of themselves. A PT will guide you and help you get over that first hurdle.

Then if you overcome the biggest hurdle which is consistency and actually stick to your plan you'll gain the confident to branch out and do more shit as you watch other people do things you've never tried or you go on YouTube and get ideas there

You just know that Talmud quote is extremly anti-goy in its full context.

he's heavily favoured by the youtube algorithm

once in year 4 I’d begged my mum for a free world book day book that was for teens/young adults because i was quite an advanced reader for my age and the cover looked cool
got to the second paragraph of the first chapter and it had the word ‘birdshit’, remember my heart doing a somersault because i thought if anyone found out I’d be in deep trouble
literally asked to go to the toilet, snuck the book away with me and ran to the lost property room, ripped up loads of the pages and left it there
never saw it again

ohh i can't work out cuz i have a tummy ache

never gonna make it lad

They see us as cattle so 'saving a life' presumably means a jewish life. Or that's the way I've always interpreted it

Bongs, reminder to not post in these /specific country/pol/ threads. They make it easy for your gestapo to check all british flags all at once.

Let them read through all threats to find your flags make those bitches work for it

Last thing anyone wants is to spray the floor with liquid shit at the bottom of a squat

youtube.com/shorts/hA96pdpHhHA

Just skip leg day

thinks working out when your body is out of whack isn't going to lead to longterm health conditions

currentaffairs.org/news/lucy-letby-should-be-released-immediately

Lucy Letby Should Be Released Immediately

LET HER GO

I live outside Brum in a village and the bin strike has been a bonus for me. I've had various broken electrical machines, an old bathroom, a mattress, and a few tins of paint I needed to get rid of for months in my garage. The other night I just hired a van, drove in, and dumped them on the pile with all this other crap that has not been collected. There are no collections in my village too so I took as many black bags as I could fit and chucked them on the pile in one of the inner city roads. Problem solved.

lifting to try and impress girls

never gonna make it lad

If you're white you're going to get fined heavy for this.

Another pussy

Keeps self reporting, lads

I've worked out when sick before. Do you know what happens? You start to feel better.

You probably don't believe me because you've never experienced it, but it's true.

Keep living your sick lives, makes no difference to me really.

LADS THE FUCKING WAR IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN ANY DAY NOW? ARE YOU READY?

It’s time to get Anon Babble for the racewar and I’ve wrote the perfect routine to get us all fighting fit but you need to be dedicated to the routine and saving our country

This is all body weight because real men can fight without equipment

Monday

Arms day
3 sets of 5 push ups
Be sure to have 2 min rest between sets to not burn out

Tuesday

Legs
2 sets of 5 squats
Make sure to go deep

Wednesday

Rest, you earned it

Thursday

Stomach
3 sets of 5 sit ups
If you’re advanced maybe switch to crunches

Saturday/Sunday

Rest, you should be in church anyway

i always thought his career died after he accidentally got his cock out on stream but then suddenly hes rich and travelling the world

You think impressing women is the reason why someone wouldn't want to publicly shit themselves?

chucked them on the pile in one of the inner city roads. Problem solved.

At least its not more Olympic vegetable oil. Could you not have driven it to the tip and just cyclone spun it over the fence?

Anon Babble and its consequences

The black bags were going to be a health hazard, so I've done part of the councils work for them in transporting them to the inner city.

I should send them a bill. After all I have already paid once to have them collected and the council has breached their contract with me.

I went to/fit once. It seems to be full of twinks and trannies try to train their bodies to look feminine. Very weird place

Still got diarrhoea
Looks like I'm staying in today
Boring day incoming

has never worked out with a shit bucket next to him

NGMI

take a minute, go to the bathroom, strip naked, look at your body, and think about this post

you know what impresses women? steroids

Driving to work last night. Fucking idiot right up my arse even though I was slightly over 20mph speed limit. 3-4 feet from my boot so slammed brake on. Fucking cretin beeping. Wind window down in rage and stick my head out looking behind spitting venom and waving my arm at the cunt. Get to roundabout and he goes in different direction. Get to next roundabout and he’s suddenly at my side ready to turn off. Looks over and it’s a fucking shit skin curry smelling wog bastard. Surprised as not many in Welsh valleys towns.

Why are these cunts, even when not among huge colonies of them, so emboldened to do what they want?

If i've got sniffles or a headache i usually go but if it's chesty or in my tummy wummy i leave it and do something low impact like carrying munitions to the border of nagorno karabakh

hnnnnnnngggg the guys who workout are actually beta!

Fatty cope

you’re mogged by everyone here

And shitting yourself do squats

i wasn't being sarcastic, you think women wanna watch you struggle for something? way to give them the ick bro they just want to see the success without any of the work

I know that anyone who comes at me for promoting fitness is going to be some weak fat cunt who is 18 stone but still couldn't lift 10kg so your words mean nothing to me

giving them a reaction

not simply carrying on at the speed you're at, if not a few mph less to increase seethe

Get a dashcam lad. If he's so fucking close that he hits you if you apply the brakes slightly it's his fault anyway.

coloration, describes a family of antipredator adaptations where a warning signal is associated with the unprofitability of a prey item to potential predators.

yes, predators like chudcels such as you.

Because it's full of fags.

working out for aesthics over health

Vanity muscles don't do anything for me and I'm not going to look like Achilles to impress some tranny. I'm strong, naturally strong, probably stronger than you even though my body isn't refined. I'm not fast due to my sheer size and broadness, yet I can work for very long hours without getting tired. I wonder if you can say the same, or are you scared of real strength because Jerome won't want to fuck your little arsehole no more?
Again, Anon Babble has made working out cringe, in more ways than normies never could.

the council has breached their contract with me.

Oooooh ho ho ho....
No.
That's not the way it works.

Sunderlands dwp sick absentee rate is 10 times higher than tescos last time I checked

I'm strong, naturally strong, probably stronger than you even though my body isn't refined.

Big doubterino on that one, fatty

too much estrogen from the liver from drug abuse

bitcoin?
crypto mate?
don't exist mate.

When you see niggers today, thank them for their service to rNHS

Just threw up
It's both ends today
But not for sex for a change

I just fucked my little brown paki arsehole with a dildo but when I took it out there was shit all over it. I imagined a mature, Churchillian man in his 50s or 60s commanding me to suck on it so I tried to, wanking my little knob furiously as I did, but the smell was so bad I gagged and nearly threw up all over my bedcovers. What a worthless bitch. How I’m ever going to get a hot English guy to fuck me with his BWC at this point?

I've had similar things happen twice recently. Ironically on the first occasion it was night time and there was so much fog it was impossible to see 5m infront of the car. There was a Deliveroo guy on a bike infront of me doing ~17mph so I just followed along behind him figuring it's not safe enough to try overtaking and risk squashing him flat as a chapati. The guy behind me started beeping then sped past on the wrong side of the road.

The police are randomly enforcing the 20mph around the place so I tend to try to stick to it but it's difficult with so many people trying to maintain 30+

KEK lads. My Indian housemate is being deported in 4 months
Message me for any questions. I live in a hmo and they plopped him in recently

being big and strong = being fat

I don't know what I expected, tbf. You are the same retards who believed the shitposter who said raw onions increase tes.

Was he here on a student visa?

>being big and strong = being fat

Didn't say that. It's telling you have to lie about what I said and argue with that instead

Just said you're obviously a coping fatty

Is he an asylum seeker or an illegal or what?

ohh ohh I work so hard physically I'm big and stronk

He said, posting at 10:30am on a Wednesday

no, illegal off boat, been here for months already,

He really does look like a bored ape

There is something to be said for holding a bit more fat, it gives you more a presence. I'll never go back to being a twink. I'll always be in the higher end of the healthy range to prevent people giving me nuggies, throwing me in hedges/rivers etc.

Josh is a paedophile

Just noticed bitchute is blocked in yookay now

fatty

the NEET doesn't understand what a day off is

straight illegal, on some 50 quid a week fund, refused UC as they are planning deport

It's the creatine water weight adding 20 pounds bro

you grass him to rYvette?

we have had free speech for a long time

queer stalin

Do you conceal your contempt when you talk to him?

go to doctor

say I need help with stop smoking

prescribe me anti-depressants

go to doctor

say i have constant head-aches

prescribe me anti-depressants

go to doctor

worried i might have diabetes

prescribes me me anti-depressants

go to doctor

he wants me to have a check up and blood tests

prescribes me anti-depressants.

i dont even know what to do with this information.
i did take the stop smoking ones for 3 days. i could hear the blood rushing through my body so stopped that straight away.

I sometimes think hes trying to tell me something and i dont know if i should listen to him or not

uniroincally yes because he has been shitting in a black bin bag and complains of no money because he drinks and wants uc

Sounds like you're building evidence for a pip claim

need help with stop smoking

Get a vape.

Specifically the Oxva Nexlim
<---

Absolutely blows cigarettes out the water.

I'm currently having a curry poo from the day before yesterday, still smells like vindaloo

Love potter world, can't wait

Why the fuck does he expect free money? Outrageous

Why the fuck does he expect free money?

Rupert Lowe just reposted and linked to masterbrews twitter
the right honourable member for Anon Babble brit/pol/

x.com/RupertLowe10/status/1909903871868043406

They're gonna tax my vape liquid next year, not happy about this one bit

xcancel.com/EU_Commission/status/1909510050864919026#m

Equality is non-negotiable

Today is#InternationalRomaDay. We standtogethertoprotect and promote the human rights of Roma.

Diversity is our strength.Let’sendantigypsyismfor good.

lol

(You) there citizen, halt.

(You) have been identified by StarmerTech Precognition Industries Incorporated as a White Male

(You) are deemed to be a threat to society based on your physical appearance and your apparent displeasure that foreign men are flocking to this country en masse, and being provided everything they need at the expense of the dwindling middle-class taxpayer

This goes against Directive 26, Subsection 9, Clause 6, of the UK Government

A StarmTrooper Containment Unit is on route to detain (You). Do not move.

Get diy supplies quick before rRach gets to them.

I've got about 19 litres (a decades) worth next to the frosties.

Starmz n Rach on skynews gloating

Can you get him deported faster by reporting him for making terror threats? How likely is ti that he doesn't just disappear and avoid the deportation? And how on earth did an illegal end up living with you, what hovel do you live in?

Daily reminder you live in a shithole owned by pakis.

I've been buying the euro millions in the hope that I win so I can leave this country

xcancel.com/CDP1882/status/1909712146042155119#m

The number of people jailed for rioting at a Rotherham asylum seeker hotel has now overtaken those locked up for grooming gang abuse in the town, @GBNEWS can reveal

illegitimate state

Thought there would be more outrage over the recording of Lee Anderson of reform joining the party because he was paid to

30p(ieces of silver) Lee

x.com/Sachinettiyil/status/1909642271391105162

retvrn

Young Catholic Churchgoers Now Outnumber Anglicans in England and Wales

me air fryer is fucked lads, power went out and thought it blew a fuse, just changed it and still aint working

anyone got recommendation for decent airfryer? not looking to buy cheap chink shite either

I like to mix it up a bit between the lottery and dabbling in the Omaze million pound House draws. The rules say you can enter by post. Just send my name in on a piece of paper with a stamp on it.

Won £10. So someone's actually opening them and typing the details in.

antidepressants means he thinks you're a hypochondriac or he wants to get rid of you, change your doctor asap

thelondoneconomic.com/politics/flashback-to-when-lee-anderson-fessed-up-to-being-offered-a-lot-of-money-to-defect-to-reform-370143/

As recently as January, Mr Anderson had branded Mr Tice a “poundshop Nigel Farage” and said Reform was “not a proper political party”.

How time flies

How likely is ti that he doesn't just disappear and avoid the deportation?

Won't be surprised

And how on earth did an illegal end up living with you, what hovel do you live in?

supported living accoms, have all started housing them

So someone's actually opening them and typing the details in.

Based job-creator, helping are econermics growf

its funny you mention that i am actaully at the appeal process, would that help? i scored 0 on everything.
ill look into it

xcancel.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1909698539426590750#m

Today this government committed a disgraceful and cowardly act.

Labour are running scared of the extremist Muslim vote in our inner cities.

Perhaps a judicial review is now the way to deal with the mass rape gang scandal.

Nige noooo! Those are your potential future voters, you can't say things like that

he said he would fund his own inquiry then bottled it while rupes has raised 500k for one

xcancel.com/LBC/status/1909152897335537923#m

'Smoking crack cocaine on the Tube is unacceptable', Transport Secretary says as shocking images surface

Absolutely woke

Have you tried shitting in a bin bag

I need to move away from this shithole.

Muslims and niggers will get subsidised tickets.
They'll go, you'll pay.
Same as everything else in this country

xcancel.com/RupertLowe10/status/1909903871868043406#m

Won't get fooled again.

Video from @Brewgaloo_.

Lowe is now posting Anglo anon video edits
Farage status: barraged

I'd highly recommend you check this video out, you'll save a fortune plus potentially add decades onto your life;

youtu.be/0Bdj3RRmGfQ

Trad bummers rise up!

>The decline has been attributed to tax increases, economic uncertainty and the fall in the value of the pound.

What defines a dollar millionaire? just owning assets/cash worth that value? If so, the majority of property owning londoners are dollar millionaires. I know I am. Most houses (not in bumfuck south london) are above £1m already, with 2 bed flats routinely costing £750k for something not shit

£750k

Wait a second.... I fink am havin' a fort

mistakenly go on r/unitedkingdom

thread on some wog who hacked his wifes head off, 79 comments, only 1 not hidden by the mods

one on misogyny in schools, none hidden, people saying how bad it is

mad how ive been personally told by people who work in counter terror that Islamism is on the rise and is the single greatest threat to the country yet the general narrative is le incels.

I mean technically that's correct, I don't think islamist terrorists were getting loads of pussy

A blund knife would've saved that woman's life.

*blunt

English jacobites fighting the scottish for a stuart king in 50 years

Prevents own documentation mentions that most of the people they've been dealing with recently have been to do with Islamic extremism.

rYvette must have told them they need to get the numbers sorted out.

It can't be islamic extremism if you can't find a motive. Kind of like how rAxel was a mentally ill choirboy despite being in possession of jihadi literature.

tbf with Axel it probably wasn't jihadism in particular, he just hated white people, just like that atheist paki in Germany before Christmas. Framing it solely as a jihadi problem is tedious neo con nonsense from 20 years ago

Unironically, when you think about the implications of it, Keir Starmer is the citizen most likely to have someone murdered, either here or abroad, at his command.

So he's going to get black bagged isn't he?

Or is it a two tier system, again?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14586871/Chinese-restaurant-shut-roast-duck-dead-street-pigeons.html

Enjoy your chinese food anons...

xcancel.com/thetimes/status/1909661822514327718#m

Mauritius is trying to “squeeze” Britain for more money after reopening negotiations over the Chagos Islands, officials believe

Gosh, if only there was something we could do about giving them territory and money

Starmer is a genius. No other leader would cede territory like this AND make us pay for the privilege of doing so.

he had mental elves so it's ok

Don't trust that snake. Durpo does dox his uk users.

no i havent as it so happens but i dont have any binbags atm.

mauritius has a gdp 7+ times smaller than the amount of net worth elon musk lost in the last 4 months

theres only so many of them. and they can only go so many times.

xcancel.com/XiaoVilin99/status/1909627289572167726#m

"...May was joined in conversation by Rory Stewart, Professor in the Practice of Grand Strategy..."

This discovery has unironically lowered my opinion of Yale University far more than any number of fat, sassy, black women with master's degrees.

"Grand strategy", what a poser, bet he can't even name one (1) shcizo Paradox mod

Christ look at the recent projects, a Rory was recently crying how he was totally right wing

tedious neo con nonsense from 20 years ago

Total boomer mindset. Anything but accept that these greasy niggers simply hate us. The targeted rapes and killings will continue until middle England accepts this one truth.

he just hated white people

An interesting element that was never discussed was what all the ethnicities
of the people he's injured, including the girl at the school who's wrist he broke, are.

I also find it rather odd indeed that it happened within weeks of the Austrian police being notified of a possible attack against the Taylor swift concert there and that it may involve some kind of explosive.

The guys involved also happened to be basically the same age as Axel, who was also trying to make a biological weapon and also attacked a Taylor Swift event.

Pure coincidence.

Tommeh is indiciative of this insane coping framework, he's totally pro muzzie, he's just against "islamists" which he can't define, blowing yourself up is already illegal what exactly are you agitating for? He doesn't even believe in integration or assimilation, he's totally fine with them keep their culture and their values which makes it easier for them to carry on being awful. It's just so boring
Nuuuuuudge units working overtime to force the lid on any race riot backlash

Bit nippy lads, has global warming gone on holiday or something

be me

give up anti depressants

give up alcohol

go to gym

cycle everywhere

cook all my meals with good ingredients

suddenly happy, healthy, fit

never get sick

Sure I have off days mood wise but that's human

You could just take care of the body god gave you and not take the snake oil "doctors" try to give you

xcancel.com/maxtempers/status/1909520608888533434#m

"Asylum seeker attended anti-Iran protests ‘to bolster his claim’

"The 20-year-old Iranian Kurd did not engage in political activity until after his claim was rejected but a judge has ordered his case to be heard again"

Asylum decision makers I speak to all know about this, yet everyone is forced to entertain this ruse. We are literally subsidising 24/7 foreign protests in Britain. What sensible country would do that?

This is why I hate seeing those monarchist Iranian flags whenever there's a "right wing" protest in London

Heat dome got replaced by an arctic storm. Climate Chaos is rearing its ugly head and Net Zero is the only solution.

"He pleaded guilty to all 16 charges on 20 January 2025" - southport Wikipedia entry

February comes after January right?

Some jews bought a property down a street i know, they turned the 3 bedroom house into 6 flats by putting up dry wall partitions so they could put bongos in there

The bongos completely destroyed the property and it was abandoned for a while before going to auction

Not sure how worth it it was

Is the lad here who was cold yesterday with the heating on at 28*C still alive?

Some jews bought a property down a street i know, they turned the 3 bedroom house into 6 flats by putting up dry wall partitions so they could put bongos in there

The bongos completely destroyed the property and it was abandoned for a while before going to auction

Not sure how worth it it was

If they're trying to destroy society and they can just print money, sounds like a win for them.

The random little girl the Romanian stabbed on the streets of London was a tourist in town to see Taylor Swift.

feck is going on?

TayTay is the globally recognised leader of the Aryan volk

indeed it does. What does it all mean?

me dihydrocodeine arrived lads

Wahey. Time to get wankered.

Anyone tried keto?

yeah keto is great. just be prepared to piss a lot for the first few days.
i'm the /biglad/ anon who sprained his knee on sunday. it's for that really the codeine the hospital gave me nearly ran out and they won't give me more probably.

Adolescence has a point, you really don't want your son to be spending a shit tonne of time online without your supervisor or else who may turn into some weirdo after going down some rabbit holes. If I had a kid I wouldn't get him a smartphone until he's 16

They mean actual pakis. It's a subtle joke.

I knew some who bought 2 very large semis next to eachother and knocked them through to create 50 flats for 'new Brits'. The flats were little more than cells with barely enough room for a sink, toilet, tv and single bed. Hope the same has happened to them for inflicting that monstrosity on the local residents.

Tariff wars

Yep you want him to go down the proper route and become a weirdo through the public school system and ssri teachers in pshce

Sterling up

There's some truth there, but still shouldn't be basing law on a fictional character, nor should you be throwing your son into the feminised school system that treats your kid like a defective girl that needs to have their organs rearranged and punish them for being male.

Need a whole new system of education for men, separate from women because they've proven to be shit educators. won't happen, so best course of action is private education or homeschooling to keep kids away from the wog-kids that are stab-happy and the girls/women that are complete bitches.

Euro up

Yen up

Modern Britain

I imagine the nyc jews are getting pissed off with trump now

parent-ran home schooling groups will be very popular in the future. parents can work and have a rota of who will be teaching. kids will be well taken care of with home cooked food, more attention learning and no distractions. you could even take them bowling or something every friday due to the sheer efficiency you'll have over state schooled kids.

If only you knew how bad things really are

Welcome to the future
In two generations white people will be a minority
All so the population and economic output keeps rising

This pics from like 2012

There's still plenty of schools that are all White, I saw an all White girls school in Southend of all places.

yid schools are mysteriously immune to this phenomenon

parent-ran home schooling groups will be

banned

in the future.

That sounds so comfy. Too good to be true comfy, but still, if there are these recessions and such, parents will have a lot more free time to take care of their kids and will likely go for homeschooling. probably the BEST outcome for schooling in general, public school for wogs, homeschool for whites. segregated so the wogs can learn how to stab each other safely away from whites, seeing as that's all they're good for.
yes. a bit too good to be true.

yeah it's mainly religious schools, my Catholic school had 1 black kid in the whole school but that was in Yorkshire. Obviously no pakis

MY SIDES HAHA
youtube.com/watch?v=w5-W3qr2Oak
Brits are cheering that they're building an US movies based THEME PARK that they have to pay the US for anyway, licensees and fees and they claim it'll be the BIGGEST tourism attraction in UK, cannot stop laughing!

They'll either get banned or the media will demonize them as "promoting far-right religious hate" or some such bollocks, much like how homeschoolers in the US are demonized as bible-thumping hillbillies

Yorkshire

no Pakis

Lol

That's boring tho, they may end up social awkward. I also remember hearing that a lot of female pornstars were homeschooled as a kid

Universal Bedford Resort

It will be an utter flop

School brain-rot schedule where you learn how to be a girl (even if you're a boy) that loves marxism and lgbtq+, teachers that plot to ruin your day as a parent and with a risk of being raped by wog-gangs hanging outside the school and stabbed by a "randomly" violent muslim?

you choose, as a parent how best to teach your child.

incels in charge of child education

lol

If you like smackheads, you'll love Bedford

Lads I've been unemployed 2 months and I'm totally lost now

I do my gym every single day, cycle like a mad cunt in the sunshine, cook my meals, read

I dunno how you lot sit around just being dossers claiming bennies for so long. You really must just be truly lazy, useless sacks of shite to be content NEETing

Not in a Catholic School spackermonger

should just leave it to the commies and pedos, yeah

just had a crafty burger in the kitchen and it stinks

been coming on unemployed for 5 and half years or so
i grow meself lad, simple as. it's not something you can do when you work 8 hours day 5 days week

i walk 5 times week for hour minimum, lift weights 4 times week and do me stretches everyday
on top of that im learning new language like, and studying bunch of shite related to programming and computers
then i been using that to make game which if im lucky will sell millions and i can retire

i got less free time now than i ever had before, think its just you not knowing how to use your time like

I'm self unemployed
youtube.com/watch?v=S3yHbf7XEXU

Not that hard, it's like retirement except I'm enjoying it whilst I am healthy and not wasting my retirement going to health appointments and waiting for surgery whilst trying to dodge the coffin.

Elon is not happy nor Milton Friedman, what would he think of Milton Keynes now?
x.com/elonmusk/status/1909169096391811304

The indoctrination takes a while to clear, a good 4 months, longer if you have Jewish mind -rot.

28k jobs my arse, pozi scheme that will never be completed

bake

tfw I do all this and I still have 95% shit days

leftist faggots STILL seething about Trump

their hysteria has barely decreased

it's been almost 10 years of this

You can either work 6hr a week in the Harry Potter gift shop, or you can go to the front lines in Iran, it's your choice

Benniemongs baited into claiming they've made some enlightened lifestyle choice

congratulations! you have achieved communism
same shit here except we've been doing for far longer than you.
hint - one or more of your local politician lined his pockets with money from the company that built and installed that shit.
welcome to the family bong!

28k new jobs

108k 'refugees' last year

this is what winning looks like

What i mean is that you are still expecting to be given work, to make your life fulfilling. It's not sunk in, past your basic needs, that you are now your own boss and are free to pursue goals of your own making that are beyond the scope of 99.9% of jobs that exist.

You are (mostly) free aside from doing the bare minimum to keep a roof over your head and food in your stomach.

Go and talk to people, go walk in a ASDA/Morrisons etc on a Saturday, observe the panic, understand those around you. Elevate your mind.

I think a bit of both is optimum. Wageslaving in the debt hamster wheel is absolutely tragic imo

Made boss berg some good money today, hope he gives me a head pat

Have fun paying for Abdul and his 20 kids and their new houses.

Just existing in Britain in 2025 is tragic at this point

Wagies are the most powerful race on earth.

You're completely insane

So it doesn't apply to you, spastic

You must have the brains of lobotomy victims

How do you console yourself with the fact that all of this rests on the shoulders of those people at ASDA
How do you not feel pathetic in the face of the truth, and it is a truth, that you are a leech

if being gay isn't contagoious how come I get hard when my mate shows me his penis?

Well then you should probably kill yourself eh lad