You're laughing. Boomers are losing their retirement funds, and you're laughing

You're laughing. Boomers are losing their retirement funds, and you're laughing

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I buy gold and silver

wait until they find out they’ve been genetically poisoned, are we going to get a surge in heart attacks due to latent myocarditis?

they deserve it, they destroyed the world to line their pockets.

No I'm not laughing because my cigarettes are $14 with another $2 tax being added and I'm beholden to your viral media thing

TBD

It's ANUDDAH SHOAH

so short

They should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps

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buying at the beginning of a bear market

no way jose
we're 18 years overdue for real price seeking

yeah I'm 47 years old and this is the single best economic thing that has ever happened in my life

what lil boomy gon' do?

The Boomers will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure.

boomers only "lost" unrealized profit from one single last year
they still have decades worth of profits left

You only lose it if you actualize it.
Surely boomers aren't dumb enough too...
Hahaha.
Well.

we're going to stack them in all of the 8-person-to-a-unit illegal immigrant apartments after we deport the spics

You're laughing. Boomers are losing their retirement funds, and you're laughing

yes, exactly. fuck boomers.
THANK YOU!

1pbtid

Stop it OP, I can only get so hard.
My dick is gonna explode!!!

You’d have to leave your mom’s basement for that, anon, and we all know that as usual, you’ll do nothing but goon and consoom. Being a fat loser has always been your destiny.

Any financial advisor, any basic research in investing, will tell you to shift to less risky investments as you near retirement. Any boomer actually getting financial hurt from this event was greedy or stupid, and the market is unforgiving to both.

They should just look the stocks in the eye and give them a firm handshake.

I'm 104 pounds. Who the fuck are you calling fat?

dare I say it?

based leaf

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this

I just did what I do best. I took your little investments and I turned it on itself. Look what I did to this market with a few tariffs and a couple of tweets. Hmmm? You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, Ubisoft will go bankrupt, or a truckload of Ukranians will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But when I say that one little old Iran will die, well then everyone loses their minds!Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established fed rates, and everything becomes liquidity. I'm an agent of liquidity. Oh, and you know the thing about liquidation? It's fare!

Boomers get to lose again after losing in 2008 as well as Covid

I see this as an absolute win.

That is not stonks or tariffs but sin tax at state and federal, done by Democrats to force you into a healthier life.
Every bikefag, every vegan, every astrological harpy, is why your precious tobacco smoke is expensive

We are about to enter hyperstagflation. Actual negative GDP growth combined with extreme inflation. Things are about to get bad for everybody. Reality is about to hit like a freight train.

This cope about "lol boomers are losing this is good" is so pathetic kek
Boomers

have houses and land

literally decades of bull market investments

other random shit

Billionaires obviously also will barely be affected.
This crash fucks zoomers and regular working basedlennials the most, but ofc that doesn't make trump look like a stable genius so retards like OP pretend reality looks different.

Anon Babble is retarded and thinks that recessions benefit the youngest people because

people lose their homes and everything ends up cheap!

None of them have had to work through a proper recession, so they don't understand that businesses operate under last in, first out and love hiring freezes. The severe unemployment will hit the youngest first.

This is a based twitter post

Not my problem, they will be all placed into the cheapest nursing homes staffed with hateful Niggers and Indians who will cafe for you.

No one said the reset would be pretty. It has to happen though.

What do you get when you sell out your younger generations, import foreigners who hate you, and ship industry to China.

Just buy the dip. I know Uranium is gonna spring back eventually so I'm just throwing in some money when I get the chance

i think this is just another sign of the people breaking and committing themselves to sin, i think this one is wrath and envy, probably greed and deep down gluttony too
if you help yourself then god will help you

I manifested this, i also manifested ww3 that's being cooked up. Shortly.

nobody said anything about any reset and the reset despite what trump claims here is a wef thing

Who are you manifesting the win for that

nobody

literally what I voted for

Trump is forcing America to give Israel their 666 talents. Kikes want you to inflate their phony stock market instead of allowing you to buy stuff you can actually own.

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The replies are hilarious. Poor yourself an ice cold bangs and enjoy the read

I am.

I'm shorting their shit, doing my part

I unironically hope that Xi nukes DC

bahahahahahaha underrated post