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I don't get this and I'm old
More or less explains itself.
I got female friends
Low IQ is not helping your arguement
I do the same shit with them as men
I doubt it. Have you ever hung out with women? increasingly this post seems fake and gay.
Sports
Why would you need women for sports? They're worst at sports. So first for the literally made up category.
Shows and gigs
This one doesn't even make sense. Shows - LolGAY. I could beleive OP goes to shows. But what does work have to do wiht entertainment?
Eating Out
Yeah totally an old fag
Holidays
LMAOGAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Movies
Just making shit up at this point. The whole point of taking women to movies is that their attention span and iq is too low to enjoy them thus leaving them open to your distractions.
Hanging out
How do I know you're not an oldfag but rather an old fag? Ask me how?
Talking shit
You mean the one thing no woman has ever successfully done?
Few Beers
Sure thing Walz, sure thing.
I have no desire whatsoever to fuck any of my female friends
Yes we know, Op's Gayness confirmed.
I feel the same way I do about my male friends
Sure you do, sure you do. You're just a big Asexual loveable guy. Why don't you tell us to wash our asses while you're at it femoid.
Wanting to fuck women makes you a faggot
Guess we're all faggots huh. One of the boys.