A few months ago, at a restaurant parking lot. I saw a nerdy Swedish guy and a Chinese girl leave the parking lot in a Tesla.
Keep in mind, this is Sweden, there's barely any Asians here.
Wtf is going on?
A few months ago, at a restaurant parking lot. I saw a nerdy Swedish guy and a Chinese girl leave the parking lot in a Tesla.
Keep in mind, this is Sweden, there's barely any Asians here.
Wtf is going on?
Because Asian women are smarter on average, so they're more likely to be in areas where STEM men are. Also they're more conservative on average, so that's a bonus.
The pussy is really grippy
Why bother asking questions? Just enjoy the free oriental pussy.
For me, it's bugs that look like this.
Being an emasculated beta does that to a mofo
If you study STEM or work in STEM you'll only ever meet Asian or Indian women.
This is me and my girl. White roasties mad.
You Are so stupid. Because blondes are assholes and can't handle autism. Autists should brutally torture non autists, e.g. Chads and Stacies, send them to die in a war. Also OP, you seem like one of them, I'd send you right off to the front captain Sweden!!!
So getting an intelligent woman is emasculation, but getting with a tattoed western whore is a win. Nice logic.
they throw themselves at people for green cards
Stem is for faggots. Get a law degree like a real chad.
Lmao. Ok chump.
It really is.
So glad that I can confirm
Asian women treat them the way white women only treat deadbeats, dealers, gangbangers, and chad.
If white women treated sub 8 white men like humans you'd see them pairing off much more often, instead you have fat blown out middle aged cunts acting like they're hot shit because chad and tyrone and 40+ other men used her as a pocket pussy that can drive itself over and clean itself, and take itself back home when they're done with it.
Source: Am one of the deadbeats that fucked a few nerdy white chicks and cosplayers.
cause they are white
Asian women like effeminate white guys, that's because most Asian men are effeminate
Cause white women are a mixed bag. Too much of one. You might get a trad bitch, but there's a good chance you'll get a feminist, coal burning, troon lover.
First gen asians were probably taught by their parents not to be whores. Not so for the white woman today.
And to add to this, most people marry in their relatively close economic bracket... phds marry other phds etc. If you're an educated white guy, you're surrounded by pic related 'educated' white women. No, no.. and fuck no.
knew many girls who look like her
WMAF is like peanut butter and jelly.
They are not getting an intelligent woman. They are getting one that would still act feminine to get white genes
there was loads of white girls in my stem degree
See
yellow
Being loved for just existing in their vicinity
white
Daily grind for her not to be despise you
I would have gone White if I could have but I'm small, bald and noncriminal. The only huwhite women I could realistically get with were overweight single moms. It was Asian or celibacy.
I don't get the asian thing, like I find them so unattractive than I'd rather be single if my only choice were these bugs
It is as if they know their genes are inferior
that girls is looksmatching with those guys
higher IQ average
lower body count
tighter puss
How many reasons you need dude?
How do I get Asian pussy? I'm a 5 foot 11 skinny white 4/10. I really want to fuck some Asian pussy. Don't care what kind. Even an ugly 40 year old moon faced gook. I'll approach irl if it'll work. Idk where to meet Asians around here. Asian food markets? There are some I go to to get pho noodles supplies. I just want my cock in an Asian woman's pussy as quickly and easily as possible.
side note, out of all the euro girl's pussies. Polish women have the biggest loose pussies out of all white euro girls. I don't know what the fuck is going on in Poland, but every Polish girl I've fucked in the last 15 years has had a gapping hole with barely any feel. Made for BBC?
literally say hello and introduce yourself to one.
A person doesn't need any self esteem to judge another as subhuman, they don't even need a sense of personal identity to make that observation about someone else
super easy to get asian pussy. you literally have to be gay or retarded. they'll fuck you for being white. literally.
White women are insufferable narcissists and whores with main character syndrome who girlbossed too close to the sun and now are least desired women in world to any man with common sense
I really want to fuck some Asian pussy.
You need to learn to seperate your needs from your wants. You WANT to racemix. What you NEED is a therapist and medications to handle your mental illness.
I'd fuck them if there were any here and if I weren't a broke basement dwelling super-introvert with decayed socializing skills and a reluctance to dress in a polite and civilized fashion. Soo, I guess celibacy it is.
Because they're smart.
All white chicks are on SSRIs. My ex wife was like all the worst white stereotypes. My Korean wife is like all the best stereotypes. She was adopted by a Christian family so she's basically a conservative white chick. Those perfect tits and thick nips. Would recommend.
Because STEM sim mostly Asian. Duh!
Because Asian women don't date for attraction or romance but for familial stability and resource extraction. They view relationships with white nerds primarily as a financial transaction.
They want a spineless IT worker, engineer or programmer with zero social skills to foot the bill for the eventuality when their parents move into the house and to raise children.
No dipshit, it's just an Asian women will provide you a weak male offspring. Her maternal parenting will also be purely material and not spiritual in any sense. So what will happen is your happa kid will be taught to hate you because you're a white man and the society says it's good to hate you. It's like essentially having a kid where nothing about you - not your looks, not your experiences in life, not your history- is passed off to them. They will be entirely hostile and antagonistic towards you. Sure they're intelligent but why put up with that? I've been with many different Asian women and whenever I wanted to step the relationship up, these thoughts always crossed my mind and I realize what a stupid mistake I've done. I passed a couple really good looking blonde women that were so much better in connecting with me all for the allure of Asian women that appeared exotic to me most likely from all the brainwashing done through Japanese porn. I'm 33 now and I literally fucked it. For your sake, don't bother going for a woman whose culture is too different from yours, they really dont give a shit about you.
White women who have a phd or a degree in CS are either unfuckable, insufferable, autistic (in a bad way), or all of them together.
Your dick loses quite a bit of sensitivity as you age. It's not a good combo once your wife has shot a few kids out. Kek
North euro women often have square tranny jaws.
So you can't really blame men for wanting more rounded, feminine faces on women.
Sigh...
Ill bite
Feminine, Doesnt pretend to be a man
Can Cook
Can Clean
Can dress herself
Its ok to be on a supporting role in the household
her friends are not sluts but also like her (either based white girls or other chinks)
Its in the west as a second or first generation immigrant doing an effort to integrate and work
Meanwhile most western CHADS are only looking for turbo 1000 cock-a-year onlyfaners who have been riding older men cock since 12 yo or goth expensive crazy hoes
Asian women are considerably more approachable, this is a different mental universe. If you had your self esteem destroyed by trying to engage wh*ite w*men like I was, go for an ugly one at first, or simply a prostitute (inb4 pretending ban is enforced in the US).
Wanting you son to be a bucktoothed mutt with an overbite and slant eyes instead of a square-jawed Aryan chad with broad shoulders inherited from his mothers genetics
ngmi
damn, lucky
i like trannies
ok
Nerdy men are typically effeminate and do not use brute force or inherent qualities such as strength or health to get women. They use their minds, manipulation, and peacocking to weasel their way into a woman’s panties.
A strong man is inherent. A weak man (or a woman) puts on an act and is a bullshitter.
Look at the beauty standards in Sweden. Women there use less makeup than women in other countries. They prefer natural beauty IE health. Same with the men. Sweden isn’t known as a fashionable country. Instead of trying to attract with “rizz” or “swag” they attract with inherent qualities of their face, physique, and who they naturally are.
Let’s take a look at South Korea. The beauty standards are feminine and strange, and very artificial. Very unnatural in the realm of human attraction. This is because the ideal is marketed rather than letting biology decide. Just like the emo fad from many years ago. Girls were not supposed to find emo twink boys attractive, yet marketing and lies convinced them otherwise.
knew many girls who look like her
most of girls that have that phenotype are from luzon inferior mongrels kek
It's very simple, they're the only women around their social circles.
Asian women have more manageable standards, arent confrontational, are more feminine and submissive than white girls (which offset STEM men aren't dominant enough for the most part) and are often more involved in the things they like (gaming / anime etc).
I lived and worked in Japan, my dating life back there was insane, truly insane. Went from a khv to rotating with 4 different girls and getting a long-term girlfriend for over 2 years now.
Just grooming myself and having a good, well paid "prestigious" job was all that was needed. + all the asian men basically present no real competition because local women dislike them for the most part, or at least find them to be boring.
If I had to put it in simple terms, it would be this: white women actively try and disqualify you, when you date a white woman, she isnt looking for something to like about you, she is actively scrutinizing everything about you to come up with one reason to NOT date you, if you're tall and muscular, she'll want you to make 6 figures, if you make 6 figures and go to the gym, she needs you to be above 6ft, etc.
Asian women on the other hand will try their best to find something redeeming about you, they will elevate you, theyll talk about your skin, your hair, your career, anything that stands out from the men they see everyday, they'll pick something good about you and will use that to motivate the dating.
Looks also dont matter as much for men in these societies, they care much more about cleanliness and clothings than your actual genetics, go around in Tokyo and youll find 5'9+ giant alt-girl goddesses holding hands with 5'6 nerds in their salaryman outfit, I've seen this so many times and it never fails to amaze me because a white woman would feel too much shame to go for a shorter dorky boyfriend.
It's a good thing if a woman has a healthy well developed jaw. It's simply proper development.
Blonde women hate men who aren’t inherent.
Playing video games or making code is not inherent or normal. It’s just staring at a screen and getting a dopamine rush. Same with TV. It’s just sitting and staring at a magic box. All of it is just playing pretend while the real world goes by.
So the first issue here is that its not necessarily men going for Asian women. People always want to frame this as "Yellow Fever" when it is usually Asian women with a preference for White men.
Now in regards to practical consideration, White women essentially have no bracket for men (on average) between 3-8. Everyone falls into the sides of those brackets based on a variety of superficial criteria. There is an exception here when it comes to reckless / self destructive men - which is basically the "fuzzy's" because his masculine traits are exemplified by his inability to function. Alternatively he will spoil them in some capacity, feed their bipolar nature with constant fights and provide them access to drugs.
Whenever I go out with Asian women (exception being Korean), they usually want to buy my meal. They will clean my place after and although I prefer to cook, they are open to cooking.
In contrast with a lot of White women they will comment that they love you but they aren't 'in love with you' - because you are funny, fit and intelligent. But you are only taller than them, not towering over them.
With all of this said though, the hatred to White women is autistically amplified more than it should. But considering how many of them are the foundational pillar to the wests decline - it can also be understandable. (This is not to discount that men should have put them in their place years ago; so boomer men are the real reason for this)
this is Sweden
It was probably a Thai prostitute he fell in love with on holidays, and brought her back.
white roasties are fat, retarded, rude and boring.
it's over for white roasties hags. feminism destroyed them.
Cosplayers
Never go for a girl who is part of a subculture or alternative fandom. Every one of them is a victim of abuse and turns into an abuser.
Avoid:
Cosplayers
Goths
Punks
Gamers
Geeks
Ravers
Pastel goths
Y2K/alt
Emos
Art hoes
Hippies/folk punks
Witches
Furries
Do go with:
Girls into pumpkin spice
Girls into Disney
Girls into horses
Girls into TJ Maxx
Girls into Taylor Swift
Girls into Fall/Autumn
Girls into Boho/Cottage/Farmhouse
Because I need a fork lift to take the average white woman home. So everyone else is dragging their dick through glass for the 1% that has a normal BMI.
He doesn't know
I fucked a Chinese girl when I was a NEET living at home 11 years ago. Economic situation is nonsense. She even drove to my house to meet up.
Where??? Where do I go to meet one? In New England. I know a decent number live here but idk where to find them. I work too early in the morning to go to clubs.
angery white roasties with sunken in man-jaws vs sweet friendly asian cuties
which way white man?
Are we genetically engineering a superhuman hapa race with most of the high IQ men going for high IQ asian women both with exceptionally high libido offseting the abysmal white birth rates.
all the asian men basically present no real competition because local women dislike them for the most part, or at least find them to be boring.
Thai prostitutes also say they "no like Thai man, Thai man no good".
ITT
Just imagine all the healthy and loving families built on a racial fetish. Make sure you go around bragging to everybody about how tight your wife's asian pussy is.
White women are the reason so many people are into going to the gym and “looksmaxxing.” You think everyone’s lifting to get an Asian girl? A Latina? A negress? The alternative bitch in HR? Hell no! Everyone’s trying to get a TEENAGE white girl, preferably blonde, and looks like the kind you see around walking around Target wearing leggings in the cold weather and short denim shorts in the summer.
I have totally abandoned my dignity
Anyway, here's some life advice
And where do you go to meet women? If it’s a bar, that’s probably why you’re meeting shit women. You’ll never find a good woman at a bar. The best-looking girl at a club is also the biggest coke whore.
Asians are always overrepresented in STEM because their parents psychotically push them there even if they're not suited for it. If you have any Asians at all in your country, they'll be in those classes.
Asian women(Israel included) are the only ones smart enough for STEM
leggings
for me, it's asian women.
they're the superior white women.
western "white" roastie hags that wear leggings need to be harpooned.
Israel
too bad they are retarded, ugly sandniggers.
This is generally correct. But I also think that there is a large amount of men wanting to reinforce their masculinity. Primarily because they have fathers that were useless / hen pecked.
Where I live though I barely even see White women anymore after the Government let in the hordes. The few I see are usually obese single moms with tattoos, on a large amount of SSRI's / heavily left or just old in general. Its come to a point where if I actually want to marry within my group I will have to move (probably flat out move countries). For context my province has 4 million people and 3x larger than Germany - so the dilution of foreigners and state programming allows for little variation.
What choice did I have exactly? I asked Jesus for chastity but wasn't chosen for it.
White women too picky.
Asian women will gladly get any White guy they can get.
Your sons will be happa freaks
If it’s a bar, that’s probably why you’re meeting shit women. You’ll never find a good woman at a bar.
Contrary to opinion on Anon Babble, ~99% of people go to bars.
I recognise those tiles. That's at a soapland in Japan.
If you're asking what I would do if I was magically transformed into you? I'd get huge and make money again, and if that wasn't enough, have the grace to live like a monk. But that's the paradox, god makes people beautiful on the inside and the outside, so your desperate grasping for fruits beyond your station is just as repulsive as your physical appearance, while I live a righteous life in both thought and action and want for nothing yet receive everything.
because they aren't alpha enough to handle a white bitch. that's where economics and financefags step in.
Ok Erika.
Fuck off, WMAF is beautiful.
Girls on Anon Babble
Maximum cope. If anyone claims to be a woman on Anon Babble "she" has a dick, guaranteed.
my hapa kids are gonna be smart and the superior white master race
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And those people fell for a scam. A bar should be a place to get an easy casual fuck or hang out with your friends, not to meet future long-term women. Also, less people are going to bars, because the people left at bars are the millennials who haven’t moved on, alcoholics, and coke addicts. This is why the quality of women at bars has also gone down, because all that’s left are the older women and fat single moms. Gen Z goes to bars less than everyone else because they’re either too young, too broke, or only go to EDM events for MDMA, not booze.
My suggestion is trying to find out where Zoomer girls hang out at. It’s definitely not bars. Most likely, it’s an event.
I said marry, not fuck, retard.
Happas are not white. Happas are off-brand chinks who are too snowflake to make it in the bughive and too insectoid to make it in white society.
A bar should be a place to get an easy casual fuck or hang out with your friends, not to meet future long-term women.
"Reality should be the way I want it to be instead of the way it actually is."
gay thread
She was probably Sami.
What's a good place to meet them?
I already had a white gf. I'm not gonna marry an Asian I'm gonna use her as a sex toy. I hate gooks and chinks.
I was an incel til 28 when I finally got a gf. I'm not autistic I manage to function and look down on some other artists but I definitely need to go the beta male fucks Asian route. I'm just not gonna marry one.
What's a good place to meet them?
drink strongzero outside familymart. they crawl all over you like ants at a picnic.
youtube.com
Because pro its loig ffffyyyy0000 atm
My Life be like
I like Your ohilosphy in Life. Recommend ne a book
If you hate them, then you wouldn't want to fuck them. It's mental illness, pal.
Cuz stem guys are generally autistic faggots who will perfectly match soulless autistic asian girls.
t. I live in Bangkok and fuck a ton of asian hoes but will never take them as a wife, fuck that, only a white girl will deserve my semen
which one is the girl?
fuck a ton of asian hoes but will never take them as a wife, fuck that, only a white girl will deserve my semen
stop fucking brown issan girls and get a white girl
webm related counts for any race other than white. nerd looking white men can get big booty ghetto niggresses if they want
White women in STEM are more likely to be career woman feminists who have adopted offputtingly masculine mannerisms. Oriental women in STEM who aren't completely westernized are more likely to be in college for their MRS. degree and act more traditionally feminine. A typical heterosexual man gf shopping among his peers is going to be drawn to the more feminine-coded women who want to build lives with husbands than the more masculine-coded women who want to build careers with bosses, giving the oriental women a competitive advantage in STEM classes.
White women in the US are 3 times as likely to be obese compared to an asian woman. That’s a big part of it
Brutal KEK
You are not even that ugly kek
That's 2 men you blind cunt
Unironically am 6’1, really good looking (like model tier, look like a hitler youth poster), super fit, blue eyed sandy hair, was an athlete, and make 120k-150k/yr for the past decade (mid 20s to mid 30s) but am an unironic autist so every time I dated a White woman I would open up and spill spaghetti and they’d leave after fucking. I ended up with an Asian woman.
I’ll get called a larp here, but this is all true. It’s not even being the perfect man (which I unironically am on paper) but if you hurt their feelings or say things they don’t like then White women wont like you. You have to literally cuck your opinions for them.
5.
literally me
also drowning in asian poon
none of what you're saying in praise of yourself matters. Should have got your shit together and dated stacy, but it's too late so welcome your kids who are on the same path as Elliot Rodger into the world.
You in 15 years : "Are ya winning, son ?
in praise of yourself
It’s literally just facts.
You’re the one seething all over the place like a fat roastie or left over Asian male.
none of what you're saying in praise of yourself matters
It does to him and to Ling Ling and that''s all that matters in their little scifi fantasy world
A Latina?
Ummm.. Yes?
Do you tuck your dick back in front of the mirror like Buffalo Bill too faggot? Your girl is ok with that because you're white?
asian girls are cuter
You're seething!
How am I seething? you're the one with the racemixing mental illness.
and you won't have any
LOL
Asian women taking the jobs white women no longer want to do
Asians are hit or miss when it comes to looks. Lots of gross plate-faced bugs, but California has loads of sexy Asians that have a thing for White men (especially those of us who work in tech - gold diggers) but are all paranoid as fuck about White men only being into them for being Asian and ask if that's why you're about to fuck them just as you're about to start taking their clothes off.
sexy asians
I know that people say things like this, but I just never find any of them attractive like that
who's that femoid i need to creampie her asap
lmao how this white boy more slanty eyed than the chink?
If you could choose: Would you like to be born half asian or fully white?
smart women like the party that benefits them
All recent developments have been good for women.
Based, Chadlite + qtpi remember just bc you marry her doesn't meant you can't impregnate more.
Now post her before plastic surgery to look more white
are those men supposed to be "ugly" or something ? I don't get it
Objectively Elliot wasn't ugly, his main problem was autism and wanting to date Stacies.
Elliot Rodger was half jewish, not half white.
dani from newjeans. half aussie, half korean.
how am I seething
continues to seethe uncontrollably
Not fantasy, we also own a small farm, so not scifi. More like Louis L’amour with an Asian damsel.
From good looking to very good looking.
These threads hating on asians girls are homosexuals.
Conveniently overlooked fact about Elliot and hapas in general on Anon Babble
they are "mad scientist" types who wish to create genetic chimeras like elliot rodgers in an affront to God
seething uncontrollably
yeah, you should see the huge mess I made over this discussion- it's like a whirlwind hit my room. I also screamed so loudly that I went blue in the face. idiot. I see why you fuck bugs.
I studied Stem and only met men. Fucking materials engeneering is a sausage fest.
BS his father was standard anglo. I looked it up. Giving money to jewish charity doesn't make you a kike
Asian girls are boring irl. Bad taste in everything. Will bankrupt you with travel and dinners out. No thanks. Just stop being outcasts.
Yes. If you are advancing the interests of those who believe in tikkun olam, you are an enemy combatant against whites, full stop. That means all race mixing, even when you're horny, even when your self esteem is low
I'm only hating on chink invaders living in the west and their hapa abominations
Mental health in hapas is actually better than mental health in pure Whites, but worse than mental health of Asians.
Asians on average have less mental health issues than White people and White's have higher levels of depression and other mood affective disorders. So really a hapa is more mentally healthy than the average White but less mentally healthy than the average Asian. I think the mental health disorders are what leads to White creativity honestly, it’s a feature not a bug.
I swear none of the retards posting the mixed race studies on these threads actually read the studies. Basically only mixed nigger mulattoes and spics have more issues, hapa mixes actually end up between Asian and Whites in everything from iq, mental health, and physical fitness.
Asian women are loyal and if they picked a mate they´ll stay with it until death.
Roastie toasties in Europe don´t get this.
There´s a "fuck anything that breathes phase" - 15-25
There´s a "settle down phase" - 25-33
There´s a "30s crisis" where she hates the guy she picked, "she can do better"
At her 40s she leaves him for "reasons" - gets child support if kids
In her late 40s tries unsuccessfully to get a good partner, the guy she left "wasn´t so bad"
Fails at recovering that guy.
Seethes on the internet, buys cats, drinks herself to death.
Chinese girl finds BF at 22-23, and thats the only penis she´ll see, until death, easy.
Obviously chink girl wants to be like the roastie, but her family tells her they´ll kill her if she becomes a whore.
more uncontrollable seething and cussing
Definitely a fat roastie
Only men who cannot get white women date asians.
It's probably soma autist
What does conservative mean? American culture is neither Swedish or Chinese culture. Anon Babble truly believes nations don’t exist.
You have a mentally ill physiognomy, it's no surprise you're a racemixer. You should be euthanised.
Why do you act like every country is majority Indian or Asian? The OP is Swedish.
Getting a deformed gook mongrel is emasculation, yes.
betrays his race because of fat karens
Nothing of value was lost, guy
cope. Also the girl you posted is russoid phenotype so she is not even white. She has the worst of ALL worlds. The cherry on top would be black skin.
I'll bet you go up to people in public and say that. No wonder both becky and stacy despise you.
guy who'd male a reliable husband who won't abuse them, constantly do drugs or end up in poverty/prison
woman who still has some femininity to her instead of being some vulgar LARP of a man
they fit reasonably well together
No wonder both becky and stacy despise you.
Now yuo see, they don't want the guy's dick they just want to shoot him and dump him in a pit
im complete genetic shit so racemixed put of desperation
Wow.
Only men who cannot get white women date asians.
i can get white women but that are all fatter, dumber, more boring and not as cute than the asian girls i can get.
only asian women have souls. feminism has turned white women into godless, soulless npcs.
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Nobody has ever said shit to me irl about my wife, I see roasties seething uncontrollably at my wife in passive aggressive ways. My redneck friends have verbatim said
nothin’ wrong with a lil’ chinese woman
So it’s literally only women that care
what did you do for work in japan?
wmaf copers should be euthanised.
It's an abomination.
People are going to see your ugly mongoloid mongrel abomination offspring and socially avoid you because to associate with you would mean they are loser subhumans just like you.
I've never seen this sort of couple on my college campus. I only see Asian women go up to these men for homework help and then go off with their twinky Asian boyfriend or tall buff white boyfriend. I know because I am one of those guys who would have the Asian go up to him for help :(
Bullshit they did, you fucking liar.
they're more conservative
husband can fuck other women as long as he loves only me.webm
you can just smell the lowT
You clearly have some sort of learning disability or reading comprehension issue based on the fact that your response to me is completely irrelevant to what we were talking about and the fact that you seek validation from "redneck friends."
all ok looking guys
is that a dunk on white guys? you should look in the mirror, bro
stacy and becky despise you
so what that nobody ever says anything to you irl and stacy still flirts with you
Those rednecks are the most racist dudes I know irl, like they actually used to beat niggers with cane poles and refuse to rent houses to Mexicans.
Seethe, even clan tier rednecks don’t care about Asian women.
it's the white man's instinct to travel to far-away lands, bring their men to heel and colonize their exotic women.
if you aren't banging cute gooky girls, can you really call yourself white?
Again, absolutely nobody gives a fuck what your "redneck peers" think. Not relevant. The point I was making was that I bet you call people "fat roastie" in public, which is why becky and stacy despise you. But you clearly cannot fucking read.
looks like becky and stacey cant handle the truth
you're talking about the chinks who don't go for foreigners since they're decent and not ran through, unironically your statement also counts with the roasties asians who crave white cock and these are the women white guys will most likely date since they aren't traditional and seek to date outside their race.
Same as the mudsharks who fuck niggers, they're usually the lowest in the basket, high value women will always date within their own race, low value women will date outside (and it doesn't mean that if she's hot and dates outside her race that she's high value).
Gooks have souls
HAHAHAHA no.
I've lived YOUR dream and stuck my dick in a slant's slit. They're autistic blanks with very little real personality beyond what little pop culture they absorb and a bit of spergy "le quirky" if they're especially expressive.