A thread for the discussion of the 2025 Australia Federal Election on Saturday 3rd May
Betting odds to form the 48th Australian federal government
Labor: $1.36
Liberals: $3.00
Any other result: $101
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alp.org.au
greens.org.au
onenation.org.au
How will this affect my cricket ?
I will draw a big penis when voting.
Nahyeah, shitcunts gonna shitcunt and shitbakers gonna shitbake.
Fuckit, threadly reminder:
30% of cunts are Lib, and 30% are Lab, while the othercunts who dgaf for both are at 40%, we are actually the majority.
But that 40% voot gets split a dozen ways so they never overtake the Big2 and then they just become Lib or Lab preference voots.
Now there is a way to leverage that 40% to change the System.
If everycunt in that 40% voots for EVERYCunt ahead of putting the Big2 deadlast and 2ndlast.
Dont just voot for 1-2 'Based' minor parties, then Lib or Lab as usual ahead of all the shitcunt skitzocunt parties - if you do that your based candidoot gets 10% then your preferences go straight to whichever Lib/Lab you put 3rd.
>>The Plan is: Voot for Everycunt and Every shitparty <<<
Then it becomes a shitfight as to which of the dozen loonyleft-to-naziright parties gradually gains 31% ahead of 30% for Lib&Lab, so they become the 2nd-place runner, and whichever of L/L is 3rd gives up their preferences to the SkitzParty (because L wont preference the other L second ahead of minors).
So some rando Skitzpartycunt wins!
[This preference-gathering was how Ricky Muir of MEP got in on a single-issue 'party']
Now, that winner might be your chosen Basedcunt, but even if it's not, it still means one less UniParty MP, and whatever is left of Lib and Lab are hopefully in minority and are now fucked having to deal with a shitbag of rando Skitz MPs to try to make a majority and be PM.
butbutbut Skitzcunts won't fix anything, it's likely they'll make it worse
Thats the trick.
The only way we can fix the system, is first we have to Fuck the System, then let them fuckup and Smash the System.
So, yeah, hold your nose and voot for EVERY Skitz Cunt - fuck the system.
Took this bet since the odds are crazy. Be funny if all these independents win enough seats to cause a no majority government, but I dont think it will happen.
Unironically voting for Liberals in the house, Libertarian in the Senate though even though their Vic senate candidate is a faggot. The only candidates in my electorate so far are Uniparty, SA & Greens. So I'd rather vote against the left in a hard labor electorate than donkey vote.
You've been told.
Dont just voot for 1-2 'Based' minor parties, then Lib or Lab as usual ahead of all the shitcunt skitzocunt parties
dumb cunts need to be told this
we're fooked
I did similar based on the odds from the other bred.
So hung parliament with independents holding the balance of power.
Libs have no fucking policies
“Hurrr we’ll match labour”
Who the fuck is voting for the libs and why?
So I'd rather vote against the left in a hard labor electorate than donkey vote.
Just remember that a donkey voote (in difference to an informal voote) is a valid voote.
Many people believe that donkey votes are informal. This is not true.
A donkey vote is counted as a valid/formal vote. Provided the voter has marked the number “1” against a candidate and numbered the other candidates in order of preference, the vote will be counted.
australianpolitics.com
aec.gov.au
Why are there so many major party shills in these threads? Fuck off Young Libshits and Liebor.
Still vooting? ngmi son
Imagine still voting in the year of our lord 2025
Fuck me lads! Had a cheeky wank while the missus was up at the shops - I used my Stacey Piggu folder and fuck me.
I'll call that one a pipe cleaner.
lmao
vaccinated
browsing reddit right now
full of shit
kys
I'm voting Greens
My bad, i always assumed that was another term for drawing a cock on my ballot or writing fuck niggers.
I was under the same misapprehension and corrected a while ago myself. But good to know anyway.
I've been practising drawing donkey dicks.
Needs to be ghiblified.
Retarded faggots
There is betting odds?
How fucked up is this system?
gay cunt
Not a fan of labour but am a fan of having 15k taken off my student debt so I guess I'm stuck voting for them.
how can we solve the Chinese money laundering problem?
Go back you underage retard.
There are betting odds for literally everything . We're a country of degenerate gamblers. Gambling companies around the world used our betting market when researching how to make as much money as possible.
I'm voting Labor
Meet me under the eyes at Melbourne Central station I'll show you a good time.
Acceleration?
Apologize to me.
Based and preference pilled.
I hope you win.
we're fooked
It has to get way worse before it can get better.
You can, in fact, write fuck niggers, draw cocks or swastikas, or decorate the ballot in any which way that you see to be fit and just, so long as you simply number all the boxes correctly it will be counted.
It's cultural, you can't. It's not just them either.
never been to melben never going because you're all gay faggot niggers
it will never get better
Doesn't she wrestle with Ladybeard?
GOOD MORNING SAAR
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Let me guess - on sky again and the "free" access is if you live in the middle of fucking nowhere or subscribe?
There's a reason 'any other result' is retarded odds. Because it's not going to happen. Either Labor or Liberal will be sworn in. Minority government doesn't change that. For a non Labor or non Liberal government you would need something like a Greens majority. I'd love that, but you could run 100,000,000 simulations and it wouldn't happen once. You just gave them free money.
Imagine voting like some cuck in this bullshit, lining up like a good little npc to pick which faggots will fuck you in the arse with the only difference between them being how deep they are going to ram it in.
Pathetic losers, there is no political solution
We have the lowest concentration of abbos in the country. I don't understand how you guys thing living in QLD is 'based'. I went to Cairnes once, it was basically a third world country.
How to donkey vote. Take a massive dump on the ballot paper. Then slip it in the ballot box and stink out the place
vote greens
just tuned into this, already 100x more aggressive than last night's forum. Nobody is watching this shit but it's better to see an actual scrap
20 years jail easy.
Taylor is genuinely, unironically the least competent of Dutton's entire group of incompetents and compensates for it by being way too aggressive, this was never going to go any other way
I've only seen a few minutes but he seems better than I expected. I've heard nothing about the guy other than he is a retarded fuck up, the bar for him has been set so low that anything coherent coming out of his mouth seems impressive.
Chalmers on the other hand is the opposite, he's been hailed as the megamind behind the current government. He's the face and future of the Labor government rather than Albo so if he fumbles in public, it does a lot of damage for the party
Votefags wouldnt understand, they absolutely MUST vote for their favourite jews, to save (((democracy))) and all
You post this every 5 minutes in aus/pol/ threads. We get it, but this is an election thread where people want to talk abouut the election, so fuck off to your containment thread and shitpost about not voting in that for anyone that cares, and leave this thread for regular anons and other non-australians to talk.
Nah, a 'donkey voot' is [1] [2] [3] etc straight down the list. It is still valid and counted and gives a fluke voost to whichever cuntdidate gets top spot, so its supposed to be given by AEC at random
'Informal voot' is any fuckup of numbering, e.g. only putting a [1] for somecunt and fuckall for any othercunt, or repeating the same number so 2cunts both get a [3]
An informal voot is also one with no numbers at all - either left blank, or Swazzes, or Dick&ballz.
Informals get dumped in a pile and don't affect the outcome.
At most polls, 2-5% are usually informals.
Even if 80% of an electorate said 'fuckit' and vooted various types of informal, the election would still be 'won' by whichcunt got 50.01% of the other 20% of voots.
informals achieve fuckall, the 'system' forces everycunt to do a valid voot, or you are irrelevant and can't fuck the system by doing informals
Hence - the only way to fuck with their system is to use the preference system against the system
These people are clowns. They don't represent us as a country in any shape or form. They live lifes that aren't australians. The cost of living crisis is because we were sold out before we where born to a system to service debt that is why this country was formed in the first place. Their actions are just like the actions done by the british empire in 1700's, which formed this country. Things are going up in price because the people that own assets don't actually participate in society and use politics to manipulate us into hating and fearing each other with nonsensical ways like supporting football teams. What ever they promise they never do. Any service the government does takes 10-20 people to sit around and talk about it and then diene it. They are a plague that has been brainwashed and they will do what ever their masters say what them to say. Its bullshit after bullshit... Burn it all to the ground i say
This evil Rothschild cunt is who the jews want to win in the fake news Australian election
His wife owns a child care business...
Yep, check the fine print - does it count if SpuDutton or Albotard gets a minorolity but puts together a coalition of randocunts?
Eventually somecunt will be PM even if theyre crippled by whatever bundle of skitzcunts they drag together to get there.
Chalmers is a good economist, when comparing Australian economy to other economies we see that Australian citizens get paid more equitably.
There is a worldwide push for the lowering of equitable pay and that has hit all countries including Australia. We need to be careful and make sure we have accurate economical management.
Just voot harder faggot that'll fix your problems. Fucken useless mouthbreathing npc.
Get a load of this faggot
pls leave me alone
its my democratic right to vote for my favourite jew
and you cant stop me
Picrel
prospective greens candidate
unemployed
Pottery.
Then just prepare for it to get worse i guess.
non-australians
They can fuck off to the skatepark pedo thread along with anyone who supports their inclusion.
The machine is working in favour of Albo now. Dutton is being thrown under the bus.
I put money on the Liberals winning months ago but I've never seen a last minute pivot in favour of Labor like this. I get the impression that deals have been made behind the scenes by the major players.
Seppo thread is this way kiddies:
Don't make yourselves too obvious, will you? jidf ladies auxiliary? We heard you the first time and 333 times later, the response is the same, fuck off.
So far in the Shittoria Bi-elections the (((kikes))) invented a new 'Lobby group' called "Advance" to boost the Libs - against Labor and Greentards because PennyWrong and ArseBandt have been sucking Pallystine dicks.
So yeah the Greentards are TransPedoPoofter shitcunts but at least they piss off the (((kikes)))
You're basically the npc in my OP image
You faggots ready to get BTFO again tonight like you did last night?
haha you suckhole, you and your bumbuddy think squawking into an echo chamber is victory? That's some jew level dysgenics resulting in mental illness right there.
I wasn't posting in the thread last night because you faggot zoomers still shat that one up too so I didn't bother.
Let me suggest a simple scheme:
import a million Streetshitter "students" a year
grab all their Uni fees upfront
get them all jobs at PooberEats
put them on a train to do a 'Cert III in Shit-smeared Food Delivery"
take the train out innadesert somewhere
fill a trench with a million dead Streetshitters
...rinse, repeat...
Yeah, eventually Streetshittistan will run out of 'students' able to afford loans, but by then we will have Permaculture agriculture farms all across the Outback.
ah k i might go then
cans? meh imagine thinking that would be much good
everywhere will just be a mix of asians and whites and apartments and bullshit house prices
You sure like defending the forced humiliation ritual of picking which kike supporter will rule over you, so much you call anyone pointing this shit out a kike
Your brain is fried cunt, put down the pipe
on behalf of young Australians... here in Australia...
FMD imagine the Keks if Purplehair Troonpoofter actually gets vooted in.
Tfw Albotard is literally sucking Zir's feminine penis to get Zir's support to become a minority PM.
Then trying to run a Cabinet with all these skitzcunts making their freak policy demands.
no, jew, you don't get my vote. That's me humiliating jews who play the demoralisation game. You can put your phone away now.
Advance isn't new, but you are right about it being jews behind it.
It was setup 5-10 years ago to counter Getup and the major backers are jews.
entire ticket supports israel
Put
Down
The
Pipe
Then line up like a good little cuck to pick which jew lover will import more chinks and browns and pass stronger antisemitism laws you cooked cunt
What did your vote get you last election?
Libertarians preference Labor anon.
His wife owns a child care business...
What an evil looking cunt lol, and the faggot on the other side is commie as fuck too
Imagine that the honourable member troon got in on the western Sydney pro Palestinian sentiment and the Greens vociferous support for Palestinians. Parliment would be a riot, hansard would be amazing.
Thanks voting libs.
Clive's pre and post debate ads are hilarious. Fat bastard gives us the only entertainment in Australian politics.
He's drilling down on the 80% immigration cut figure now, should put that on the billboards
What did your vote get you last election?
My wish - scummo got the arse. What did your non-vote get you?
Don't cry, baby, it's just me scribbling on a piece of paper. Nothing for you to get upset about. Or, you could show me where that hurt you?
It was setup 5-10 years ago to counter Getup and the major backers are jews.
I thought Getup was jewish?
What did your vote get you last election?
not having to cop a $50 fine and a sausage that helped out my local P&C
jew team blue got voted out
and jew team red got voting it
Amazing. (((Democracy))) at its finest
Im so poor I cant afford the fine for not participating in a jewish system
Sorry to hear that, hopefully things pick up for you this year
What do you both expect to get with your vote this election? Let me guess: Albo to get the arse, right?
They're all jewish, anon.
Every single fucking time.
I'll be voting NSN, you liiiike?
What do you both expect to get with your vote this election?
Nothing.
Giant Douche vs Turd Sandwich
I'm jiving with Clive.
Country's fucked no matter what. Best bet is become a NEET, start fucking your own mum.
Free tendies and pussy is the best you can hope for.
getup is soros i think so yeah
Perhaps, but Getup is 100% a Labor front, as much as they deny it.
say a motherfucking cunt number
wouldnt believe him anyway
so we all evolve into chrischan?
My roommate knows I’m natsoc, he knows I don’t vote and he knows I think elections are fake and gay
Yet this little faggot hates albanese and unions so badly and fucking LOVES Dutton so much it’s making me want labor to fucking whitewash this election.
No number to commit to but he's making vaguely nationalist policy positions with the others. Could be good for the protest kek vote, along with legalise cannabis, sustainable aus and lolberts.
Fuck it, my main concern this election is whose going to legalise weed.
Yeah, but it's better if they're still in their 40s.
This evil Rothschild cunt is who the jews want to win in the fake news Australian election
His wife owns a child care business...
PIZZAGATE TIME!
Australia has been compromised by the jew unfortunately
Filthy jews
Keep it in jewishia, or whatever the fuck you call your alleged anti-Western homeland these days
The racist victim-playing jewish supremacist on White people
Fuck this country.
This fucking jew ruined Australia in the late 90s
And then ya got these jewish dickheads
Did you know that it was proposed that Australia become the land in which the terrorist pro-zionist state of israel was to be created?
Evil
Did you know that jewish transgender "scientist" Albert Einstein was offered the Prime Minister of israel position in the 40s?
There is so much they are hiding from you
(((Australia)))
HONK
high-harm antisemite
I did know that.
The (((Australian ADL))) jewish supremacist 'leader'
Fake jewish news
True story
HONK
Oy vey
Like I was saying, Australia seems to be shit because of what the jew has done to it
Am I wrong?
Clear evidence of what a self interested cunt Clive is.
Tax iron ore but not coal exports
Where does Clive get his money? Coal.
Fat, grifting LNP cunt who took his bat and ball when he didn't get his own way in the LNP. A fat, useless, spoiler. Clive is all about Clive.
Of course he is but he's good for a laugh. The absolute state of the place.
12% are unshakeable greens who are 85% homosexual and rest work for the govt
its to get young people to think the greens are worth a shit
Why the fuck would anyone want to vote for someone as horrendously ugly as Dutton? He's fucking hideous. They should have got a more attractive candidate.
Growing up in working class Australia was absolutely fucked.
It took me 30 years to realise that there was something wrong with my life in this country. It took me that long to realise it wasn't my fault.
It wasn't my fault I was surrounded by abusive, ignorant retards.
I didn't deserve what I endured growing up in this stunted, moronic, backwater.
I was not the problem.
We're getting down to the pointy end.
DYOR and dial it in.
tallyroom.com.au
Put all the majors last in any order according to your preference in upper and lower house. And at least vote 1-12 below the line in the senate. Fuck what the jews say. The duopoly is already feeling the pressure of having to negotiate with "nobodies".