Ive been NEET for 3 years straight living off savings, apparently best decision yet kek

Ive been NEET for 3 years straight living off savings, apparently best decision yet kek

Nice. I’ve been neeting for ten years now making pic rel tax free. Also I didn’t deploy I got retired cause a black pfc Johnson was upset he was in the lmtv by himself and pushed a 200 lb weapon rack off and it fell on me.

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you got crippled by a nigger for 4 grand a month? kek

Joke's on him, I don't use the loo

And twice a week the VA sends a chiropractor to come to my home to give me acupuncture and chiropractic care; once a week they send a pair to give me ketamine iv infusions. All free.

Youre retarded, living off savings? Im neeting while set to inherit millions and 100k+ a year in passive income. You will end up homeless lmao

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that is inherently pro-indian

That’s fine. At least I don’t pay property taxes and the VA basically helped pay for half my house and ten acres so my mortgage wasn’t as high.

lmao you have to get poked by aids needles by a VA nigger doctor? holy shit thats grim

sure thing glow nigger i'm still not joining btw

That's a little under $20/hr. My local McDicks starts at $18/hr. Anon is getting paid less than a fry cook by the federal government for getting crippled by a nigger on their watch.

this is the most jewish thing i have seen today

bro thought we’d be jealous

i would steal his machine and sell it, when he puts it back, steal and sell again. Active income.

I am. Anyone who isnt doesnt know or has forgotten the pain of wagecucking.

I don’t think you should. I’m just living life on chill mode with my wife and kids. Raising chickens pigs some goats and gardening. If I’m not doing that I’m playing a game or shitposting here.

I was asking myself if I was really so schizo that I would think this is a recruitment ploy. I'm glad I'm not alone.

just go to ukraine and get crippled bro

Seriously, it's just 3 screws. Unless he wants to pay someone to stand around and keep an eye on it.

That’s fine. At least I don’t pay property taxes and the VA basically helped pay for half my house and ten acres so my mortgage wasn’t as high.

25 cents in

three-dollar roll of toilet paper out

profit: $2.75 every time I drop a deuce.

I’m 30 and don’t live in a medical home. So I’m fine.
Besides I live in Boone county Arkansas not too far from Harrison.

How are your savings holding up? Do you have a plan for when you reach the end of the line?

american ceo installs tolled toilets to make money

then hires pajeets to save money

game over

why are my bathroom sinks full of piss and my doors vandalised?

but what if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

superglue in coinslots

repeat until he gets too pissed to replace them and says fuck you, they stay locked then

sue for not providing adequate toilet access to employees

get employee on security camera gluing lock

fire problem employee

continue to rake in sweet sweet piss-gelt.

just cover the quarter in superglue before throwing it in.

sue ex-employer for installing cameras in the toilet area

ex-employer gets fined bigly or jailed

You have to be a patron or pay for most toilets in Sweden. Usually costs 10kr, around $1 USD

This is a parody account

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My little cousin had the same thing happen at a home depot when he was 8,

Being a kid, he made a nearly full recovery. And was set for life from the lawsuit.

Getting 4-5k per month is ok I guess, but you probably give a jew 50% of that in rent.

Lots of arkansans on pol. I am as well

My nigger i'm uninstalling the device on company time, or removing the door. i'll inform you, it's not your business to install your own personalized penny grabber machines on company time, in the company office, you will go through proper channels and HR will know about your toilet sheckling.

All the time is going to count as overtime too.

Overhead*

Glow niggers on damage control.

Everybody knows you can't just post shit on twitter that isn't real.

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I have being doing that for 6 years

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that's neat. how crippled are you? im not willing to trade being crippled for 4k but if its fake crippled then ill take it.

Pay toilets are unironically a good idea. They keep the riffraff out and the income can go towards paying cleaning staff. The important part is that it keeps undesirables away though.

I'd rather not get 4k and stay healthy kek
still, based Anon Babble NEET cripple.

are you actually in pain? why would you take ketamine if you arent in pain

I understand everyone’s general sentiment. But I think your math is a little off. That’s completely non taxable income. Plus he’s getting a ton of perks he’s not mentioning.

non taxable income

can still work full time job if he chooses

no property tax

no sales tax

free vehicle registrations

free college

free healthcare/ medication

free training and job assistance in any field

free laptop cause fuck it he’s training

The list goes on but, he’s a pretty fancy neet.

The important part is that it keeps undesirables away though.

Heroin junkies, too lazy sure.
Meth addicts and nogs? They'll just kick the door in.

Ketamine is good for your brain, if you aren't subhuman, just don't do too much of it.

only he doesnt have to stand in a fucking mcdonalds all day. 4k is a lot of money to live on. i neet on about 1/4 of that (with a wife and kids) and lack for nothing

You’re not going to like where I shit if you lock me out of the bathroom

ou would make more than 20 bucks I have a feeling sticky finger anon.

this nigger is flexing with being crippled in the prime of his life

lmao

How bad did the accident mess you up?

Literally illegal in Finland and you would get chewed by the unions for this shit.

Pajeet shit in front of your building .. he save $0.25 per shit.

bro thought we’d be jealous

haha bro thought
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bro youtube comment haha zing
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Fucking faggot, kys.

Time to shit in the sink

whats your disability then? and what did they do to the nigger?

Don't listen to the haters, anon.

The new businessbros meta, after laundromats and coke machines, charging for poop.

I can’t imagine a good scenario or outcome of 200lb falling on you, most involve death.

Ding ding.
It's over, folks.
We have a winner.