*BEEP*
*BEEP*
Fucking amazeballs.
Bump.
Beep.
wtf is wrong with your niggers?
I've seen political campaign videos that have it.
I think also one of the view hosts had a video in her home where she had a beep.
All kinds of shit.
Beep.
whyte peepl don season dey ceilings
there's nothing wrong, our niggers are operating well within standard tolerances for niggardry
Which one of you made these.
Ayo.
how many years does a fire alarm chirp before it finally dies?
imagine spending all your formative years as a child listening to the firm alarm chirp 24/7. they would probably be upset if it suddenly disappeared
And it probably serves some sort of nostalgic function later in life.
deez raycist azz crackas b hearin thangs
Pixar horror movies
Interesting
KEK
I'm white and disabled all six smoke detectors in my house because I don't fucking smoke cigarettes on the couch like it's 1978.
What's the deal with smoke detectors runnig out of power? Can you replace the battery yourself or do you need to call a fireman and pay him to do it and paperwork+tip?
the blissful ignorance of Ivan.....
they "require" a $12 9V battery but they work regardless since they're wired into the home's electric but the beep reminds you to tithe to the battery jew.
Yes you can replace the battery yourself but that would involve you actually doing something for yourself by yourself and we're talking about American blacks.
I remember when an old black guy was on Pierce Morgan remotely and you heard the beep live on air
Okay but you need to have a smoke detector grandad. How will you know your house is on fire if it ever catches?
You replace the battery.
Though, due to the disgusting state of things now, they are selling "disposable" ones now, that when they run out of batteries you have to throw them away and get a new one. And they will just beep incessantly for over a year.
You're a retard
based
The solution: Make smoke detectors that sound like police sirens
That's not the work of a benevolent god
Only christcucks are praising god when niggers exist
but the beep reminds you to tithe to the battery jew.
No, the beep tells you to change it. Tithing the battery jew is the pre-emptive biannual battery replacement because it is too complicated to explain to people that not all smoke detectors have line voltage supply plus battery back-up.
Ah, I see.
Let my mind remain unburdened for a little longer. I heard about HOA and it fucking scares me.
Almost all the battery powered smoke detectors have a similar lifespan, removable or not. It's to keep "people" from removing the battery so they can smoke in their ghetto rentals.
It's just fucking baffling.
They gorge on the shit for years, until they are hospitalized because they can no longer shit.
chirp
ayoo mofo wat dat?
..
shieeeet..
chirp
ayoo mofo wat dat?
..
shieeeet..
That explanation has not occured to me. Makes sense.
Why don’t they just take the batteries out? That noise is so ear-piercing that if I don’t have any batteries, I’m just not gonna use it at all
make it the beep louder op. it would be very funny.
All detectors should be replaced every decade regardless. The ionizing ones deplete their source, and the photo-electric ones become contaminated with dirt and dust, reducing effectiveness.
God damn ceiling birds
asking why niggers don't do something
Bruh.
You'd have to get a step ladder and actually have to interact with the device to take the batteries out. You don't seem to understand exactly how lazy niggers are.
They don't care about ambiant noise.
Heck, they even seek for it instead of peace.
You always see a big TV blasting music all day long for nobody it these houses...
I'm sure many a smoke detector has been thrown out the fucking window.
one of my smoke detectors started beeping when i woke up the other day and it drove me bananas until i fixed it before i went to work. can't imagine listening to that forever
imaginw a class of 30 niglets lining up so it beeps once per second as they struggle to read basic english
maybe the beep isn't long enough?
it's a pretty short beep, maybe it's short enough to not register into their mid / long term memory. so by the time it beeped it's already over for them
The beginning of every Warzone lobby in CODs is riddled with chirps on mic. I always say
"you know how I know youre black...?"
"..how"
"You need to change your smoke detector batteries"
"Racist mafucka"
The American negro is so stupid, you simply cannot fathom it until you've seen it for yourself
I would just be calling them Kattoneekeri if I had an issue with them.
i've been all over western europe and i can't recall a single smoke detector in private residential houses/apartments
Kek, niggers r dum. That guy kept beeping at me so I blasted it with my shotgun. He didn't fly so good.
the battery is a backup in case the power goes out
ceiling birds
Towel/bedsheet thumbtacked over the window
Eternal laundry pile
Ankle-deep water when showering
What are your favorite indicators of low functional awareness?
I always take down the ones near the kitchen because they’re so sensitive nowadays
Dark skin
what's the explanation for their strange culinary habits
I get the ngubus in apefrica eating mosquito burgers because mosquitos are easy to catch
But why would they waste their food stamps on corn starch when they have access to all sorts of food products
Eternal laundry pile
when I moved into my first apartment my neighbor had laundry piles that reached the ceiling. he never did laundry, he would just buy new clothes when they got too dirty
burnt down a few years after I moved out
>Towel/bedsheet thumbtacked over the window
i've been using hobnails to hold up some blackout blinds over my bedroom windows for years now, fuck you
i even have the proper wall rods boxed up by the bedroom door but i'm never going to actually install them because fuck it
1. laziness - they'd have to buy a very special item that's used for almost nothing else. then get a step stool
2. no inner thoughts - a white person will start getting stressed and anxious waiting for the next chirp, blacks don't have that inner narrative (which is also why their suicide rate is 3x lower than whites)
3. low IQ - they can't recognize the pattern because the beeps are too far apart
It was once explained as some sort of genetically caused nutrition deficiency. Like when dogs eat dirt. Who fucking knows.
suicide rate is 3x lower than whites
That's another thing.
No fucking self awareness.
The unmade bed
Boxes that shit came in now being used and permanent furniture
Phone chargers hanging out of every outlet
Random holes in the drywall
The pan that never seems to leave the sink, Teflon chipped all the hell
black hands
retarded nails
Black women are some unholy combination of the retardedness of women and the aggression of males
Black men are the unholy combination of the aggression of males but the emotional instability of women
Wtf is wrong with this race?
Teflon chipped all the hell
just stop at "teflon"
ovens and dishwashers used as storage
expired food in fridge
100 phone tabs open
multiple bottles/containers that are 1% full
This is what confederate fought for:more unlimited niggers.
It just do that, tho
This some modern day John Steinbeck shit.
Anytime a smoke detectors batteries are changed, a nigger is gunned down by a cop
any way to make Anon Babble X message beep sound like the Chirp?
It's fucking crazy how many niggers have these weird issues. There's a show called "Freaky Eaters" or something like that, another one called "Strange Addictions," and the majority of people on there are black women that eat all kinds of shit you wouldn't believe. One sheboon ate an entire mattress.
Oh, you've met my mother.
my white gf is like that and it pisses me off so fucking bad
every single time we drive anywhere she leaves one or two half empty water bottles in my car
Cool, let me know how it goes when the wiring Juan installed goes up in flames because Shlomo gave him 16ga not 12ga to cut costs and Juan was too stupid to know the difference.
You literally nailed it almost perfectly. Black males have higher test, making them gorilla-mode, but they also have higher estradiol which is a major female sex hormone. Their chimp-outs are because they are literally emotional women in strong gorilla bodies.
have black employer
phones not allowed on shift
not even unused in your pocket
if a text notification plays, the boss is on your case
change text sound to smoke detector chirp
sound is imperceptible to the boss and yet he's noticeably more relaxed and laid back when he hears it regularly
Niggers have no concept of past or future. They only live in the present. And I don't mean like day by day, I mean this very instant right now. That's why they're always so insistent they dindu nuffin. It's because in their minds they didn't. You could show them irrefutable video evidence of them committing a crime and they would still argue about it because they think that's some other nigger doing that and you're just racist and think all niggers look the same. They simply don't have the brain power to process it.
foodservice
She stole that from work.
I've seen it.
One was addicted to eating Styrofoam, another couldn't stop eating wallpaper. Amazing.
It would make for really interesting social experiement if they put those kids in a classroom with the beeping.
Might it make them more calm, by simualting the audio environment of the home?
Or would it have the opposite effect?
Would it increase their concentration?
I think it would be a fascinating study. But would probably never get funding unless it was somehow sold as ampunlic safety thing and then serupticiously stufy the effect on mood and concentration.
Otherwise it would be called racist.
This is one of those tiktok challenges.
Trust me when I say this one's an absolute banger, Anon Babble.
youtu.be
They're not human and by law we have to pretend this isn't the case. Even other high functioning niggers acknowledge this.
dixar
You should see how they wash they meat inna sink
Pavlov principles can be applied to all sorts of animals huh
If you think them not changing smoke detector batteries are interesting, ask a mechanic how often they get oil changes.
They drive them until the engine destroys itself.
your
They're the same no matter where they are.
They are in public housing. Many of these smoke detectors will be wired into power so they actually will function forever (up to their expiration date of probably 10 years). But even after expiry they will still chirp. That is a warning that the battery is dead, so in the event of a power outage the alarm would not operate.
I will never forget my bewilderment and sheer confusion I felt when I first heard about niggers and their fire alarms. It's funny how it permeates their whole race, I've heard the beeping in TV interviews with rich nigger athletes, I've heard it in YT videos of cops making arrests...the nigger and the chirp is one of most peculiar nature's wonders
heh everyone's stupid except me
in the event of a power outage
If they weren't so stupid they could kill the beeps forever by finding the circuit breaker that powers the smoke detectors and turning it off.
When it's hot.
The fire department for any township big enough to support public housing would be more than happy to come replace batteries free of charge. They are not allowed to report any other crime outside of child abuse either but I suspect these gorillas don’t want any kind of first responder near their filthy hovels
Frenchie here knows niggers well.
Same. Can't fry bacon crispy without the damn thing going off. Hate it.
I wont
I will stand obliviously in the flames of my home and burn to death
only a beeping plastic cylinder could have saved me
I know and love those shows mostly for the groid episodes.
Be me
15yo in 2008
Dad decides to go on a USA roadtrip with me
Rent big ass 1970s Lincoln to make the experience more perfect
Drive a while
Time to fill up our tanks tank
Stop at gas station
Buy a giant drink cup which you can fill yourself at a vending machine with over 9000 flavors because America
Customer in front of me is the fattest, blackest gorilla looking son of a bitch i've ever seen
Fills his cup to the brim with one flavor
Takes a sip
Pours it into the overflow drain
Does the same with the next flavor, trying to decide which one he'll have
It takes all my power to refrain from bursting out cackling witnessing this
Negro senses my presence and turns around
"Yo man, wanna take yo shieeet first?"
Burst out laughing
"Fugg you white ass muhfugguh"
Turns back around and keeps going
Funniest 10 minutes of my trip
In conclusion, that old landyacht resembling something a dictator would drive and the low gas prices were the only thing i really missed back here. The nigs though are 50% hilariously stupid 50% terrifyingly violent and 100% incompatible with civilization. Unfortunately we're getting those instead of conspicuous-ostentation-on-wheels.
Working in a convenience store, you see this on display regularly.
i simply dont find them attractive... their facial features... everything... its hardcoded i am repulsed by their visuals, the most repulsive visuals are based on empiric evidence unanimously the cases with the wors tbehaviors as well howeve rthis is not exclusive, so in summary i simply do not like them. it's not as if i had something against them in general but its just a natural dislike, i can't help myself, it's my nature and i believe you and anyone else should respect that and its consequences. that said, fuck niggers.
To add: vapes fuck the photoelectric ones up in no time.
LMAO
the gentleman had the decency to ask if you wanted to go first because he was undecided on what drink he wanted
not telling her it's because she has to change the batteries
cruel and self defeating
iirc it's iron and calcium deficiency that causes a craving for clay
It would be easier to replace the fucking battery than to do that kek
Get a cover for it. You can find them in the paint aisle of your local hardware store or use the one the detector came with if you installed them yourself.
yall house dont beep an shit nigga? shieeet i finna need me a new house cuh
NGL I always assumed it was some kind of ghetto security system warning burglars not to break in.
That's just the ceiling birdz yt
top kek
Yeah and in the process of figuring that out he must have wasted LITERS of soda. Is this another "thing" for the pavement ape? If water and goyfizz syrup wasn't so dirt cheap they'd have to remove those self-serve machines due to tarbaby shenanigans induced unforseen financial losses.
nice
The cups are the biggest cost for slurpee machines. As long as that nigger was using the same cup for his taste testing nobody cares.
I do apartment turnovers and repairs for a living and smoke alarm batteries are the first thing to get done. The chirp makes me want to screech it’s so annoying I want to rip my ears off. How the fuck anyone lives with that is beyond me.
I saw an episode of such a show as well, the negress ate a fucking couch. Only left the wooden frame, like the bones of a fish you finished.
Leave it to pol to find maybe the only way to make blacks feel like school is a place they belong.
paraphagia
If I remember correctly, they basically "eat" it for the texture, act of eating something, and a weird mix of brain short circuit and found childhood remembrance feeling (doesn't mean they eat it as child, just that it activate the same brain response as remembering child memories).
But you should check it by yourself, my memory is fuzzy today
How can a nigger child have such a fucking GIGANTIC mouth god damn she could fit an entire cotton field in there
It's not that you have a single pic, but perhaps an entire folder of blacks eating corn starch. All of science and history, every invention has led up to this point, some anons on Anon Babble posting niggers eating raw corn starch with a look of amusement, satisfaction and pride spread over their faces. This is the funniest shit I've ever seen in my entire life
This would be a normal and accepted worldview if people just accepted that they are a different race.
But somehow that science is wrong and racist when every other kind of science should be trusted blindly.
$12 9V battery
I bought a two pack for $9 the other day
yeah, but what if you hadn't bought it?
I don't understand your concern, he just told you he bought it.
The Negrus Africanus has evolved a gaping maw for the purpose of lip-smacking during enunciation, and comedic value.
being an outspoken atheist in current year
You need to stop being a faggot. We have instructions on how to deal with those who cannot act like humans.
During the winter when people had windows open in my apartment complex I would hear beeps all the time. They just are so unaware. I wish I could get in their brains for a day to observe what goes on (nothing) when shit happens. How can one race be so unaware?
Whyte peepo don season dey hallways
She be rich n sheeeeeiit.
Thats a step up from the mud pies.
Unfortunately.
Also, I had a neighbour, very sweet and gentle, but doing some stuff so dumb...
Like a child playing pretend.
Wasn't even black, but damn, it was almost painful sometimes to explain her something simple, because she didn't understand and was curious. So I explained it to her, and it was a mix of child like amazement at the discovery and that awkward feeling that she should have known that.
She moved away now, but we still exchange messages from time to time.
I kind you not, she recieved frozen fish and meat by plane one day (!?) and the stuff was wrapped in newspaper and in bags, everything in a big cardboard box.
Yeah, the outside was half defrosted, and she just refroze it.
Well, for a part. As the fridge wasn't big enough, she put what she couldn't store in the fridge or freezer in an icebox.
Just the plain icebox, no ice in it or whatever.
I still wonder to this day how she didn't end up sick...
The spic-nig cycle
there's nothing wrong, our niggers are operating well within standard tolerances for niggardry
Sadly, this is correct.
Any lighter skinned race would be ashamed.
Ayo if it chirp that mean it work
True.
Anon, you met one of the good ones.
WHAT BEEP?
AAII AINT HEARN NO BEEP?
Whatever happened? *beep* To chivalry? *beep*
be American
build cardboard homes
realize that cardboard can easily burst into flames
could solve the problem by using non cardboard materials
decides to use smoke detectors as a band-aid solution instead
You're right, we should build our homes out of cinder blocks and use blue tarps for roofs.
My favorite post on this was someone saying niggers live in a science fiction universe where the get UBI and hallways just beep for no reason.
it reminds them of the West African Jungle, the Homeland. It is not because they are dumb the reason is more soulful.
The best answer
They literally eat dirt too, supposedly it has some sort of medicinal value to them. Also, guys with dreads put mayonnaise in them to keep them hydrated.
Daily reminder this image is NOT photoshopped.
They literally cannot register it, anon. It happens, they forget it happens, it happens again but it's just a one time issue ... right?
KEK! The chirp...
Not all models are wired. Mine run off of just battery power
be ready for smoke detectors to start going off every 14.99 seconds to accomodate the black attention span
I get that this is a meme. But why? Why don't some people change their batteries?
It's not hard at all.
The hardest part is ordering batteries but you can even just doordash that shit or Amazon it by tomorrow.
WHY PEOPLE? CHANGE YOUR BATTERIES!
Why don't some people change their batteries?
melanin
These are over ten years old now
I tried it once after seeing those videos here. The taste is not terrible, the texture feels really nice.
The grape drank of wrath
This is not just le-funny-racist-memery, it's just how those nigs are, thats all, not much to add (exept funny memes, lel).
He was making a tribute to the native american corn syrup gods
N
dang she got a heil hitler towel in the back. Is this kanyes apartment?
wat dat
it gone
wat dat
it gone
I knew I made the right choice by coming in this thread
If you don't smoke than you had no reason to do that.
I am white and disabled
Understood sir, have a nice day.
I was watching court cam months ago and they had a black guy perp and throughout the session you could hear the smoke alarm beep in his home. I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard in ages. I believe, I believe
outdated farm equipment with no purpose.
they'd have to remove those self-serve machines due to tarbaby shenanigans...
foodandwine.com
Their houses are made of wood
Look guys, I broke the AI's brain. LOL.
Pretty insane having a system where other people pay the heating bills for niggers so niggers can just leave the windows open in the winter. Also, why the fuck would you live in an apartment complex with niggers?
i think the 30 second attention span estimate is a bit generous to niggers. we'd have to dial the beeps to every 10 seconds to REALLY find out the average attention span of niggers
These are unrealistic, as they portray the nigs reacting as if they actually heard the sound.
Unironically better than cardboard and glue.
watching a video of some big titted sheboon shake her ass and tits
chirp
chirp
Typically they are hardwired to a constant power source, the battery only serves as a backup in case of power outage. In which case, when the battery dies, it will literally chirp forever, or until the nigs get their power shut off for non-payment.
Niggers love annoying noises. Have you heard their "music"?
You mean classical music, anon.
you don't smoke cigarettes, you smoke crack, you nigger
oil starved clicking valvetrain car
5+ severely neglected/ abused pets
obese children
brand new phone, cracked screen
i'm honestly starting to think that God fully intended niggers to be "beasts of the field" and when we die he's gonna by like
WHY THE FUCK WERE YOU DRESSING THOSE THINGS IN CLOTHES
Mattresses on the street. It isn't because nigger are constantly buying new beds. It's because they are constantly moving apartments due to eviction and the existing mattress is too much of a burden to move.
cardboard walls
Americans build their houses like Europeans build their chicken coops.
Question time:
Would you voluntarily RESTART civilization from the stone age if all whites were magically transported to a different planet?
only white europeans
one-drop rule applies to niggers, so no half breeds or light skins
no jews
the planet is so far away from earth, that nobody will every be able to make contact and force niggers on us
has ALL the exact same features/resources/etc as earth
we can remote view earth to see how badly the niggers shitted it up and gloat over our new stone tools
sheeeeeeit bruh
You know those also detect carbon monoxide. You know, that stuff that has no smell and will kill you in your sleep?
Also smoking accounts for like 5% of house fires. Even intentionally started house fires are higher than that.
does the "cooking" section include all the niggers that burn down their houses cooking crack on the stove? unironically that's probably HALF of the "cooking" fires in america
I don't understand how people can stand it. Had one go off at 3am and I got maybe 3 chirps in before I was half awake standing under the 4 in my house to figure out which one to unplug and take care of later.
What the fuck is wring with white people ? Make that shit beep several time then stop beeping. Why are you trying to nudge me ? I've never bought a new one, when it start beeping I just drown it to make it die for good.
see
You can put a sock over them. That works.
There is no requirement for smoke detectors to beep with a low battery. law.cornell.edu
We tried to tell you you euros never believed us for some reason and instead invited a bunch of them into your country
the jew fears the smoke detector noooticer
If women and niggers were banned from homes, house fires would go down 99%. Firefighters would be homeless.
You have to understand that smoke detectors have been common for decades. That means that most negros alive were born under the CHIRP and are simply immune to it's effects due to deafness from exposure during childhood.
nah, they did even WORSE. they imported 1st gen feral syria niggers by the MILLIONS. at least our niggers are house-broken. and now i hear their beloved universal healthcare system is absolutely crumbling due to the weight of niggers overusing it.
disabled
Mentally, obv
woop, woop, that's the sound of da police.
woop, woop, wut happen to da beep?
No, my lust for Asian women and Thai ladyboys is too great.
At first, I figured the negress wrote that herself because she wanted to claim internet victim bux, but then I thought about it a little bit more.
Correct usage of "your"
Appropriate use of punctuation
Usage of "please"
There's no way a fat she-boon with her nails did wrote that. This is definitely someone else in the building airing their grievances
Meant for
RACISTS
I live in central FL so we don't really use the heater in the winter. I never turned it on in 2 years. There's mainly whites but a few are here too.
*specists
all these replies
is it required by law in muttland to have smoke alarms in your house?
Doesn't it completely run out and stop if they keep ignoring it?
is it required by law in muttland to have smoke alarms in your house?
yes, you dumb gypsy. building codes are for SAFETY.
Trying to teach these people anything is a complete waste of time. Teachers are wasting their time, taxpayers are wasting money educating people who literally can not perceive a noise the rest of the world can.
niggers eating raw corn starch with a look of amusement, satisfaction and pride spread over their faces
It's the American dream, anon.
Well, the black version of it at least
Holy shit lol. They get all pissed off and complain that they don’t deserve this and the car is junk.
engine smoking and rattling for 2 months.
spend the $50 oil change money on Fritos and Gatorade 20 times before even thinking about spending it on an oil change
After a half of a decade. Batteries run out of most of the electricity that electronics need first, yet retain a small amount, too small to do the whole job, yet enough to try.
just don't set fire to your home
Here is proof that France and Germany can overcome their long history of conflict over a single issue
Yeah, but it takes a while.
Look at the big brains on Brad
You sand walk like a drunk lizard
Are smoke detectors mandatory in all US houses?
If so, why aren't they connected to the building's electric grid intstead of needing batteries?
if a fire takes out the electrical grid (very common) then the detectors are useless.
It would be worse than that due to slight moments of silence before short burts of multiple beeps. It would at first seem like chaos.
I see.
As an european, I have never seen smoke detectors in private homes, only in some public buildings.
Not if they're hard wired, which most are in rental properties.
*chirp*
bruh
have you even SEEN how they use ladders?
They's jus' dem ceiling crickets.
The sound of niggardliness, yet there's always money for ghetto claws.
BEEEP
chirrup
I
One Beep to boop them all
Nigger detected. lol
What is this psychological phenomenon called again? There's a name for it, this lack of ability to self-insert or empathize with a given situation.
The sound of a chirping smoke detector in an inner city dwelling is like a Zen koan.
*chirp*
G
Apathy. Who would have empathy for niggers anyway? That's like caring if gorillas stopped eating each others shit.
he has zesty hands
Nobody said it was God that created them. Fallen angels were experimenting with DNA back then and creating beasts.
i just type fuck somewhere in my question so that ai shit fucks off
Creating abominations on the land?
Hold my beer I am going to fuck this ape.
I don't fucking smoke cigarettes on the couch like it's 1978
You sound like a faggot, maybe you should try smoking on your couch as God intended.
Well, shit.
good point
i just googled this phenomenon and ended up on a reddit thread where the posters are saying it’s racist and unfunny. that it’s a stereotype and white people are guilty of ignoring the chirp. how is reddit so fucking gay and retarded? delusional even
that’s indeed it
God I hate niggers so fucking much.
There was a guy in my town who was also disabled. His wheelchair caught fire and he burned alive in it. Don't think your hot shit or special just because you're not a smoker. God will cut you down.
Bro electrical fires are a thang
I have 2-4 but I’m depressed
Glad you had fun anon kek
It’s the same with dog owners who let their mutts bark all day while they’re home. How do they not hear