How will (You) dodge the draft?

ONLY HIGH TEST SUPER COOL ULTRA SIGMA MALES WILL GO DIE FOR ISRAEL

Nice try, Moshe

Yeah nah not gonna die for israel LOL
*taps the sign*

I'm probably too old. But our zoomed anons should take note that the incarceration rate of draft dodgers was pretty low. Just go cash or hobo. Better than dying for Israel.

Don't worry, most white southerners won't qualify from low iq from generational lead poisoning. Keep licking the walls while you know your sisteraunt.

How will my recruitment officer dodge my .45 ACP?

Dodge? Draft? I will be the first to enlist. This is my ancestral land. Only regret I would have is that I only have a single life to dedicate towards my motherland.

triggered

I wont. Its a good way to die with the positive side of being able to kill aidsniggers before you go.

Easily. Worst comes though I'll be ready and take out as many as I can with me.

Draft? what's the point I thought we had nukes.

I'll just say, no.
After that I'll keep saying, no.
My life is worth less to me then my freedom of saying, no!
I can say, no. Longer then they can stay sane and try to persuade me as there is no price greater then, no.

That is exactly what I intend to do. Go limp, scream like a chimp and shit myself. It will be an awful day for everyone involved.

This attitude got millions upon millions of people killed in the past 120 years alone for literally nothing.

nah, just not gonna die for zog cunt

Already served, bad knees, metal plate in leg, depression+anxiety+insomnia.

Honestly, probably 80% of us can get out of it by claiming mental health issues. I might go anyway because I want to die in a war.

I'll just say no. They can't legally draft you without your consent.

I’m already banned for being a tranny, Trump gave me protection ^^

draft

Cringe.
Conscription or nothing!
youtube.com/watch?v=lTCZwmFv7_M

you are a glownigger

I don't think I'd try to dodge the draft desu
Already lived free my whole adult life, traveled the world, etc.
We all gotta die sometime, might as well die fighting

this board is a mixture of smut and slop

You just get drafted as a man.

I'm old

This. Widespread civil disobedience ended the previous draft as well as the clotshot vaxxine mandates. We have used up all our fear back in 2021, and we have none left.

It is easy, countless ways to do it.

I'm an alcoholic

Not enough of the former unfortuantely

Nope, I literally already tried last time there was a ban. I literally tried my hardest to get in, everything short of lying to my recruiter about being trans (which yeah lying on a federal form is not a good idea)

Even my recruiter actively tried to get me in and nothing worked. I’m safe from a draft, some conservative guy with a kid will just die in my place, it’s fine

I’m 40

You’re on your own young chuds

The average age of frontline troops in Ukraine is 44. When there is a real war us old fucks are just meat for the grinder as long as you can dig a hole and hold a rifle..

That's because you are a self harming mental.

Nice try, Moishe.

I just simply won't go. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm disabled so I can't fight anyway

You will be used for medical experiments.

Hey call it what you want. As long as I get to sit back with my feet kicked up snuggled under my blanket and eating Panda Express while some god fearing white guy fresh out of high school is fighting in my place then that’s a win in my book.

Anything to not die for Jews

My dick is too big and my feet are flat.

Would you do it for a scooby snack?

Going to spend a few months in solitary confinement in a military prison.

I'm going to join the conscription MP's first thing in the war and leak my fellow MP's family information on the internet.

Playing among us irl.

Make it three scooby snacks and we have a deal

bone spurs and an indian wife

I'll paint myself brown then

Keep talking, Sergeant Jimenez...

How do kikes draft dodge?
Don't you yids have to do a certain amount of time in the IDF or you lose your kosher card?

get draft notice

call their bluff and sign up

if I get assigned to lifeguard duty like clint eastwood I stay

if I get sent to the front lines I flake

but what if the draft is fun

Too old

Why would I? Already did my training and know what I'll be doing during the war, it's a good gig.

get beaten by officers to the point of passing blood then shuffled into labor camps

Wow wonderful idea.

My mental ilnesses have made me imune to draft.
No one will allow retard with a weapon.

Deal. It'll be your recruitment bonus. I'll have 4 armed soldiers deployed to your location. They'll transfer you, forcibly, to your nearest BCT facility.
W-what about tree fiddy?

No habla English

I'm 28. I'm too old to be drafted.

I'm not claiming it's a great idea but their van will smell like shit and that's a small measure of justice.

NO ETHNOSTATE=NO MILITARY SERVICE

SIMPLE AS !!!

“And how we burned in the camps later, thinking: What would things have been like if every Security operative, when he went out at night to make an arrest, had been uncertain whether he would return alive and had to say good-bye to his family?

Or if, during periods of mass arrests, as for example in Leningrad, when they arrested a quarter of the entire city, people had not simply sat there in their lairs, paling with terror at every bang of the downstairs door and at every step on the staircase, but had understood they had nothing left to lose and had boldly set up in the downstairs hall an ambush of half a dozen people with axes, hammers, pokers, or whatever else was at hand?...

The Organs would very quickly have suffered a shortage of officers and transport and, notwithstanding all of Stalin's thirst, the cursed machine would have ground to a halt!

If...if...We didn't love freedom enough. And even more – we had no awareness of the real situation.... We purely and simply deserved everything that happened afterward.”

― Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn , The Gulag Archipelago 1918–1956

I won’t, the only case the draft is coming is GayTO getting off its ass and that fight is a righteous one

Draft? I never signed up for it. Never gotten a letter or email or anything about it either. When the war starts and the people that were mean to me in high school get sent off to die in Shanghai, I'll be watching it on Anon Babble in my bed.

Draft? I never signed up for it

It's not something you sign up for: it just happens. Just don't get saddled with water purification.

trvke

Huh. Well at least I had asthma as a child so I'm probably ineligible anyway.

Would rather be summarily executed than lift a pinky for Israel

Tell them i'm a trans muslim

Three years is mandatory once you hit eighteen. But I've already done mine and now they want me to come back for reserve duty.
To dodge it you either go medical, mental, religious or incompetence. If you do enough prison time they release you for either mental or incompetence.

Sneak into a cargo container on its way to Perth

Make it impossible for draft officers to do their jobs ofc, make it impossible for them to get laid, to take out loans, to eat or drink in public

Perth Australia or Perth Scotland?
If Australia.... Bro I live there. Don't come here, it's globohomo central.

How will it work with the growing haredi population ?

Aus of course, I'd never want to move to the UK. But it's a long shot anyway, I'd probably die of heatstroke before I even got half way since I'm not acclimated to the heat.

1. well documented sijd, bulging, degenerative discs, and very near 40, if they need me to fight they've already lost.
2. non-extradition country
3. if (((they))) are gonna force me to fight, I'm starting at the front door, death before zogbot

I'm a lil onions bitch

We can all see your flag, no need to announce it in the post again.

We're currently have a state government entirely ran by police who are illegally stealing our guns and had the toughest covid bullshit laws on the planet, also illegally. Including prison camps, mandatory apps to buy food and being arrested for being on the beach alone at gunpoint. I had to buy food out of a fucking gas station for 1.5 years.

Those emergency powers are still on the books and they basically do whatever they want.

Moreover about 60% of our people are ok with this and are complete NPC's.

If you are a stranger with no contacts in the rural areas you are doomed when shit goes real.

Stay and fight in Finland Finbro, Perth is a no go.

Nice try glowie

/pol niggers are too old for the draft
18-24
too fat and too autistic too

Very bad. The public's attention is burning on the topic of recruiting them right now, and the religious parties are saying that if even one person will get arrested over this then they'll quit and the government will break up.
But that's not my problem.

Ozempic will be supplied. Obesity is essentially eradicated, like smallpox and autism can be cured for a price.

Good luck finding me in the swamps

Ted Nugent method

highly effective

too fat and too autistic too

nothing a little meth can't fix

Jesus, that sounds pretty bad anon. Is it still that bad today? Or you're saying your trust in your government has been eroded to the point of no return and you fundamentally don't agree with the society you're living in?