/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general

Apologies for the late bake frends got stuck in meeting.

TYB

We've only had one and the nog was denied.

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Don't worry. I was watching the first trial but I uhhhh wasn't paying attention I'm playing a game, I think it was just a black guy saying he dindu nuffin and pled down and it was like domestic battery but he DID NA HIT HER HE DID NA
So you didn't miss much

Hi, Mia

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Yeah caught the end of it but timer was still doing it's thing.

i wish mia would sit on my face

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i attempted to bake couldnt get the new thread captcha to load

Short docket today, and an error on one of them where the charges are not listed
This is Steve Alms, simple burglary

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I spaced out again what did he do because of being a retarded druggie o algo?
Learn to dictate faggot

Hopefully they will add some revocations

TYB

TYB
I was taking an 'Aunt Ginger' and just got in, did I miss anything good?

TYB

Buy an ad mia.

just a nigger floundering verbally trying to save himself

Cool beans baker upper, you’re doing Gods work.

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this bitch is going all out to bend over backwards for this guy, crazy

seems like these prisoners get more resources than the average citizen

I was gonna say help with a grocery list wtf and then I remembered

they flap their bottom lip down and up, keeping their top kip in the same place like niggers do

He was trying to sell heroin.

Jesus, 50 years for a 2nd felony offender for distribution of heroin?

I know right? Why do my taxes pay for that shit? We NEED a Duterte to kill these drug dealing, and taking, faggots.

I didn't read the whole thing, but did it say how much he was trying to sell? That could explain it.

YOU MOTHER GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SYNDROME!!

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Any socials on this grill? She has some nice eyebrows.

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did it say how much he was trying to sell?

I just read through it
He had 3 grams of heroin in the house plus some chemicals to cut it for distribution
Then he was taken to jail, calls a friend and says "Get a shovel to clean the dog shit from my yard, it's a foot from the banana tree and a foot from the gate"
The cops went back to the house later and found two freshly dug holes, they tracked the friend and he had two jars totaling 115 grams
The paper estimates that if he cut it and sold all of it at street prices, it would be $11,500

Any socials on this grill? She has some nice eyebrows.

private instagram
some public facebook stuff
a vsco that hasnt been used in 2 years

Sheesh, I was expecting kilos. That does seem pretty fucking steep. Maybe him trying to cover up the other stuff played a part. Who knows lol

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nice investigative work

based on this evidence my vote would have been to deny

Any socials on this grill? She has some nice eyebrows.

Her Facebook is private now, but it was open the first couple times she was on
There's a couple pictures of her that anons have, but none that I saved
I think also boobanon has taken at least one of the photos and done his magic on her

Where’s boobanon when you need him?

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Found one from the archives

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mia.png already exists

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Oh shit, they have Stevie Wonder

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lmao I can't see shit

50 years for heroin????
holy FUCK thats wild

HAIR ARE ON

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50 years for heroin

It's not so bad considering that in some other countries they'd execute him.

Boys to men

Man in the Mirror

Oasis

All these programz are songs and/or bands

What language is this guy speaking?

what the fuck is this nigger saying?

This guy thinks he's MLK or something

Mousy jewesses will be the death of me one day.

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<-- CK'D
skidditty bob bo beebop

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my vote is to deny

All these programz are songs and/or bands

Kek, true.

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i don't think the indignant preaching is helping.

wrap it up mista richadson

I was on the fence until that, I'd vote to deny now

Those thighs on the left goblin are fucking great. Would need a paper bag, though.

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Ngl, boobanon is some kind of talented

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Ulm-ing intensifies

attemp ta diskriboot crack kokain

This nigger mumbling about a CDL …. Hahahaha
Best stick to drug sales.

Mah needs!

He did no job training

he wuz an honor immate

The ulm-ing just drives me absolutely crazy

What was your contraband?

I took aleeve and ibuprofen.

His daughter caught a bullet

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You can't even see his pupils, which is usually the defining thing of the nog face. His skin is venti black kek

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he's a trustee at the prison tanning booth

That was the start of his mental breakdown and his otc medication abuse.

I was talking to people and they said that kids will do the Mary Ju Wana and then have a psychotic break.

meemaw explaining how to secure a lifelong customer base

a time will come when you WILL be out

He stayin

Exactly!

We just let someone out of Steve Hoyle, so we have to fill the vacancy.

wut dat mean

We just let someone out of Steve Hoyle, so we have to fill the vacancy.

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is that a pokey i spy

Last contestant is another habitual drug dealer

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his relatives set him up for failure both in life and that parole hearing. If I was him I would be fucking furious

He has the IQ of a turnip, I don't think he can grasp that much

Nope

Sor about 5 seconds when stream starts

Damn, it sure is. Good find.

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Do they ever enable to chat in these streams?

Very infrequently they will have it on when they go live, but they quickly shut it down

Never on purpose.
Sometimes it's been left on for a while.

That is 100% a pokey, and even maybe a little puffy areola around it
Great find, anon

Here's another time when chat was left on at the start of the stream

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same nigger different hearing

need mo of dem pogramz

this is...

running on empty

dindu review

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I atcheeved a low risk'messment score

its like there's a factory stamping these niggers out in Louisiana. They all look exactly the same and end up in the same place

How many times has this nog been charged? Just deny already, he'll be right back in there in four months if you let him out.

stfu Neil Degrasse

Hello niggas. Anything good so far?

oh you were in denial Mr. Nigger? What a coincidence, I am too. Parole denied.

nope

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idk just tuned in myself vietanon. gm

my vote is to —ulm— deny

That is A'Bert Nogstein. But have a Neil.

Yeah, bald darky #2 is a denial for me, too.

I WANT CANDY

BUBBLEGUM N TAFFY

a very skippable day unless youre a Mia fan

maybe its mabeline

Mia fan

What?

Maybe it's Maybelline.

His mom is named after a makeup company, he was never going to make it. I wonder if we'll hear from his father.

I have a job in the housing business.

Someone call Elon.

clip it n' ship it neil

zzzzzzzzzzz
habitual offender. denied nigger.

My biggest surprise is there is no chirp coming in through the phone

seriously what the fuck is vsco

How often do they do these hearings?

i'd say wrap it up, but this is the last one. preach on niggers

One of my actions lead to other actions.

That is called low impulse control.

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He admitted to chimping out earlier

Denied (with a note)

its like there's a factory stamping these niggers out in Louisiana

Zoo Inc.
24/7 nigga stamping
Closed on the sabbath

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besides being the greatest collection of jailbait known to man its also a photo sharing and editing app. it was born out of the filter craze in the 2010s

This

Most weeks Tuesday through Thursdays with the occasional Monday. Did you see Aunt Ginger take a dump on stream earlier this week? We see some crazy shit.
Aunt Ginger takes a dump youtu.be/ekgNgXNvwJE?t=7093
Wig glued on zoo stream youtu.be/ubsHl1UuxuQ?t=1977

lpbg needs to get in on those sweet programs tax money. what's our program going to be called?

Kek I missed that. I sort of tuned out when he was speaking. There's only so much I can take.

GOD DAMN IT HOW ARE WE FINISHED SO EARLY AGAIN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah, I couldn't imagine the nigger fatigue these people have

I Accidentally The Whole Thing

I was actually enjoying this one

kek

vsco

I half listened to a podcast yesterday about ai generated porn and the narrator had such a thick and outrageous 'valley-girl' Australian accent I couldn't understand half of the words she said especially the names of apps that aren't real words to begin with. It sounded like she was saying 'vish-cuh'

The zoo in you

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Damn she soo THICC