Here's your global economic collapse, bro

Here's your global economic collapse, bro

NOOO WHERE IS THE CRASH I WAS PROMISED TOTAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE

We told you nothing ever happens

I was ready to buy at 4000. Libtards lied to me.

Now do China

Stocks crash by 20%, wiping out more then a year of gains

Pause for one day

"Haha liberal, where's the crash now"

Goldfish have longer memory then this

I hope we all succeed and become prosperous

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This literally means a crash is happening soon, holy hell, MIGA is so dumb

No, this is

Fucking tariffs brought me back to 6 figures. I'm nothing now

HOW LONG UNTIL THE CRASH?

Index goes down XX% over several days: stocks le bad anyways, trvst the plan

Index goes up 0.62%: stocks le good, thank you Drumpf

NVDA is up retard. No recession in sight at all.

We're gonna have a repeat of yesterday aren't we? Kek

Anon...

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I FUCKING SOLD

patriots are in control. trust the plan.

leftist kikes will now start whining about how the stock market is bouncing back

i thought all you trump guys wanted it to crash?

i thought *you* fags said it was going to crash and destroy the country

cycle these arguments back and forth 24/7 and you have the current state of Anon Babble

Why do you do this shit in bad faith? It's obvious things are not going good and the outlook is terrible. This is a dead cat bounce and other market manipulations to prop up until the big whammy.

Falls 30%

Goes up 4%

HOLY SHIIIITTTT ITS GOING UP

You should buy more

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Don't worry guys the recession paused for 1 day. Our investments are safe

Pretty much. It's obvious that Trump did a dumb thing, it's obvious that his defenders are coping, it's also obvious that stonks won't go literally to 0, we'll just have a general economic contraction and the common man is getting a raw deal.

Thanks for confirming what I said in my reply, retard.

Now let’s see the 5 day

Here's your global economic collapse, bro

yea yea ok based takes all around in this thread of financially illiterate morons.

Just wait till tomorrow, lets see how the markets react with china imposing the 84% additional tariff.

A bit of green doesnt mean anything. There are bear market rallies and there is plenty of false hope to go around. We will see a recession and you will see further losses. Not even debateable.

NVDA is up

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I bought the dip, did you guys?

such a fucking low iq mongoloid. Lmfao. Enjoy losing all your cash you dumb fuck. Next time stay out of the markets because its for adults only

YOU LOST

We’re at the bottom. Make sure to buy the dip!

Things can turn on a dime at 1pm with the 10 Yr Treasury auction then Fed Minutes at 2pm.
Be ready to hit the buy/sell button

You arw retarded that's ppt it requires idiot a long term graph not looking good

Watch your head anon

Also if FED signals wordage of restarting QE.
YOLO into Crypto/Gold.

It's zombie locked BTW still

I am sure this will go up once the tariffs on taiwan are in full effect.

They're not going to QE at 5% interest, anon

They're not going to QE at 5% interest, anon

The point of QE is to lower yields through the FED buying bonds. They "Print" the money to buy our debt, which is inflationary, which means Gold and riisk assets go up.

Of course! What does Taiwan offer the US anyways? Some graphic cards for lazy gamers and crypto miners? No major sectors would be affected by these tariffs. #MAGA #TRVST_THE_PLAN

Don't talk about goldfish memory when you fags were pushing doomsday prophecies of another Great Depression.

I forgot where but I remember listening to someone something along the lines of "expecting the market to continue growing infinitely is unrealistic" so I guess this market crash is a way to prolong the market's growth?
Like, set it back now so for the next few years the market can relive the growth.

Cope

total freefall

zoom out 5 years

dead cat bounce

zoom in one day

repeat ad nauseum

maybe we hit the bottom and its bouncing back
but yesterday it was green all day long and then crashed to -2% at the end anyway

still dissapointing, i thought it would be a fun happening

not even below 5000

Dead cat bounce

You should lose it all

I thought stocks weren't the real economy
which one is it chud?