DOW up 2400pts
DOW up 2400pts
Obviously. Trump announced a 90 day pause on all tariffs except on China
Trump has to be the most retarded leader ever. No wonder he kept going bankrupt.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Trump raises China tariffs to 125% but announces 90-day pause for others: Live updates
wait 90 days
buy dip again
Trump does the same thing
profit?
Trump didn’t have the cards.
The market does better when he fails.
Looks like market manipulation.
Not sure if I'd rush to get back in right now.
lmao this is fun to watch
It turns out that the rumor was real
There's definitely some news about a tariff pause
... insider trading, you?
Hokey pokey
Looks like market manipulation.
Ya think?
HE C U C K E D
MIGAFAGS FELL FOR IT AGAIN
How many points should I try to get? How do I convert these points to cheeseburgers?
shart of the deal
It looks like he's squeezing china
u have to wonder how many gazillion shekels these kikes are making
Everything will be calm and boring the rest of the year.
i've been told by Anon Babble that stock market is fake money so why should i care about this info?
Sad.
squeezing China
he lifted the sanctions against Vietnam and all the other Asian shitter countries i.e the countries China outsourced their manufacturing to circumvent tariffs
holy fuck I'm RICH now
Thanks Trump
Trump paused tariffs for everybody except china
Trump cucks out
market surges
Common miga L. Take the knee mutts.
trump caved. Only 10% tariffs for everybody except China.
90 day pause
money talks
I've been a Trump Whisperer since 2016.
Now this is retarded. Nobody is going to invest in domestic manufacturing if Trump keeps changing his mind on tariffs.
Dow 40k, baby. Let's fucking goooo
Niggers are dying. Chinks are winning. Poos and Sand monkeys are kvetching. The world is healing.
when the markets go red: the stock market isn’t that important
when the markets go green: ONG! Daddy drumpf is a genius with the war of arts! The stock market is the most important thing ever!!1!
Do MIGAtards really?
he didn't buy the dip
Poorfags btfo
What happened to your foot? Did some mobsters try to get some information out of you?
Diabetes. My grandma's foot looked like that. She drank soda and beer daily. Zero water.
LIFTOFF
Art of war, muhfucker
Of course you shouldn't get back in after it just shot up.
If you bought when Trump told you to, you'd have profited from this move up.
a bunch of wallstreetbets retards just got liquidated, lol
He wore shoes made in China
well it was fake new 2 days ago, it isn't true until it is
It's been like that since childhood
ah yes that sprawling Apple city complex will be outsourced to the viet con, time to invade again
oldschool feiyues are as wide as can be. super comfy. nah, that's dress shoes.
Remember how twatter called to drag Musk to court for verbal intervention when he rocked Tesla stock by shitposting to then buy the dip?
Now Trump is doing the same with executive presidential order on the scale of the entire world. I wonder how much money those close to him made these few days.
I've made over $1000on stocks in the past few days by having set buy prices and set sell prices.
Plans: Trusted
Deals: Arted
Wall street shorts: BUSTED
And the EU and Canada
non-plan trusters in absolute shambles right now
Where you poor as a child? Did you have to wear constricting and inadequate shoes?
Every investor right now thinks he will cave on the China tariffs too. The market is hot right and now and will probably get even hotter tomorrow.
Hey mutts blumpf just dropped all tariffs on europe, want some cheap chink shit from Temu? If you buy it directly from the chinks you will pay 125% tariff to Blumpf, but i can resell it to you and lets say sell it to you only 50% more expensive ;) if you want more shit we can negotiate it down to 30%. So what do you say ameri anons?
markets desperate for any good news
go crazy today
remember tomorrow we still import everything from China
drop hard
Damn, should've bought the dip
It was a leak, not a rumor.
I was poor. But I have a short ligament. There's a medical term for it. I forget what it's called
weeks waited: 2
I opened a brokerage account this morning and was going to dump my savings (40k) into stocks tomorrow after my bank transfer went though and he does this shit 24 hours early.
I’m actually mad
Now you seem to be doing alright, why don't you get that addressed by a competent doctor? I bet you have all sorts of pain due to disbalances. Did you ever try barefoot shoes?
There's a medical term for it
It’s called homosexualitis. The only cure is massive amounts of BBC
Anyone who listened to him and trusted the plan would’ve made money. It’s not like he kept it a secret what he wanted people to do. Those who bought into the fear caused by others probably lost out
He will have a beautiful call with Xi and they will make a tremendous deal
So you're selling today, right? Any receipts?
webm
Kek
Na. It doesn't cause issues and I've never stubbed my pinky toes on furniture
Europe caved in negotiations, moron. You will buy our GMO chickens, cars, and oil and you WILL say thank you
How the fuck is this legal? He just ruined the livelihood of millions, and all for nothing.
Well, I've gained $20,000 back, but still $30,000 left to recover fully.
The only people who are ruined are panic sellers and chinks. Nothing of value lost really.
i appreciate Donald exposing the normie how fake and made up it all is
That's a plus for sure, lol. It happens to me every couple of months and it sucks.
Indeed. Thank you Donald for forcefully jolting the normie.
blatant market manipulation through the announcements.
Were they lying when they called it fake or did Trump change his mind at the last minute?
dropshippers supplying dropshippers
we need to go more degenerate
and I've never stubbed my pinky toes on furniture
You've been blessed.
did Trump change his mind at the last minute?
yeah the sad fool folded like a cheap suit. cards, what fucking cards?
This was his plan the whole time, get countries to the negotiation table with tariffs, get them to cut tariffs against us and invest in the US, then we go back down.
OK Who bought the dip?
Thanks Qanon! How does trump come up with all of these super top secret plans anyways? Is he Jesus Christ second coming?
Yes, Chang
someone's butthurt
Tyrone not let you watch your weekly cuckolding?
So China is already out? That was fast. I guess they’re stuck selling their cheap shit to Africa xD
do something
fucking LOSE
First one to blink.
You kikes spent decades forcing me to live with Asians and now you supposedly have a beef with them?
Lmao yea right jew
Its because hes a businessman. Businessmen are good at finances, and markets and stuff.
Where as career politicians from other countries are only good at being popular and winning votes.
The only difference between the average plebian and the average politician at this point is material things. We need complete schizos in charge of things for a change.
Working for Jewish interested and getting bailed out by Jewish bankers and hanging out with Jews isn’t impressive at all. 65 IQ rappers get wealthy with their backing.
Its because hes a businessman. Businessmen are good at finances, and markets and stuff.
Where as career politicians from other countries are only good at being popular and winning votes.
The amount of insider trading based on this shit is making tons of millionaires.
I see now, this was all an elaborate ruse to lead anyone that followed Anon Babble to suicide.
ttttthnaank yeeeeewww presinald trunt
I do wonder how many people committed suicide over the dip.
Trump is a literal cheat code for free money
I sold the bottom
not enough
Anon Babble needs to ban crypto shills and it might actually be a usable board
Trump didnt really make it a secret that his plans were going to make the stock market soar.
So its not insider trading, you just werent paying attention or didnt believe Trump when he told you to buy.
What does son zoo say about this? Preferably with a metaphor or riddle about grains of rice
So its not insider trading
Bro....stop it lol.
Insider trading is just part of the game, I don't even consider it a bad thing anymore since it's so normal. You don't have to pretend like these people don't do it. It's just too profitable knowing what you know, not to atleast throw a couple chips on the table, you won't get punished for it.
Everyone buy this thing it will go up in value
haha no
The thing goes up in value
That is not insider trading
MFW My Chinese PCB supplier sent me an email today. Asking if I was intending to place any orders soon.
I might ask her for saucy pics.
Huh? Trump has 100's of advisors in his inner circle, Members of Congress and people who are frens and frens of frens all know what's going to happen before some policy gets implemented and announced to the public. This is when you make a break for your laptop/Phone app and place buy/sell orders.
I'd do the same exact thing.
You might do insider trading and that wouldnt be unusual. But what im saying is Trump didnt he told everyone to buy the dip.
Adam Smith btfo
DOW UP, BREAKS ALL RECORDS
NOOOO
TRUMP DESTROYED THE ECONOMY THIS IS OLIGARCHY!!!
This is a brainless troll, you should all consider not feeding it
Yes he did tell everyone to buy the dip, but his inner circle got that information before the public did. That's insider trading, you buy/short, then make the information public then you get the FULL swing.
This gotta to be biggest insider trading scheme in history.
MAGA trash when the market drops from Trump's tariffs: derpa derpa "Zoom out!"
MAGA trash when the market goes up because Trump caves in: "90 more days, look at that rally!"
market down
NOOO FUCK TRUMP!!
market up in same day
NOOO FUCK TRUMP!!
zOoM oUt
I'm just mad I wish I had a fren close to his inner circle. Imagine getting a birdy on your shoulder telling you what is about to hit the news. You YOLO into a trade , news goes public, you rich. It's free money.
Now with the volatility induced by policy, imagine rinsing and repeating this process. I'd be on a yacht right now sniffing coke off some hookers titties. I need better friends.
Volatility!
Sweet, sweet volatility!
Welcome to the End!
Enjoy the ride.
Remember, BUY, BUY, BUY!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
top secret plans
Anon trump has done this literally every time for 40 years running at this point. He puts out some insane offer and then 90% of the time he instantly 'backs down' to a 'more reasonable offer' of the slightly advantageous position he actually wanted. Its this shitty boomer version of carrot and stick except it actually worked on the other rich boomers for his entire fucking career because theyre terrified of confrontation.
Yes he did tell everyone to buy the dip, but his inner circle got that information before the public did.
How do you know that?
That's insider trading,
Normally insider trading involves secrets.
You could have been just as successful by following the advice he gave publicly.
Retards in my cunt are so fucked in the head they will literally do anything that is the opposite of what orangutan man says even when it involves free money
You are getting confused.
His "tweet" or whatever isn't insider trading, I'm not claiming it is. I'm talking about the people close to him who is advising him and knowing any policy that's about to be made public. ITS COMMON. Congress is infamous for doing this, Nancy Pelosi, Rep Majorie Green, they all fucking do it! There's even a website that tracks what they buy but it's delayed around a month or two (that's the best transparency we get).
No the shit known as pizzrael and the shot known as zionist occupied government