Hope you bought the dip
lol
lmao
Hope you bought the dip
bitcoin already back to 80k
Fuck me I should have bought last night
i bought a 10% dip on my favorite stock that doesn't even have anything to do with the US and it still tanked even more...
Poorfags already dropped their bags right into mr shekelberg's paws
buying non-US stock
skill issue
If you make major investments in the current volatile stock market you deserve to lose money.
God stock investors are so greedy and pathetic. Simps.
Hope you bought the dip
If I did am I a good boi?
dead cat bounce
Shills btfo as usual.
no it's not you dumb fuck, losses are reversed. this is a bvll market now thanks to trump.
checked and 90-day-pause-pilled.
muh falling knife, muh dead cat bounce
You're right, only buy when prices are really high and its proven to be back.
kek I bet shillfarms spent millions (on bureaucratic overhead, boardroom meetings, focus groups) to produce all their "egg prices!" and "black monday!" memes. Only for egg prices to plummet the next day, and the stock market to soar.
that
a dip
kek do poorfags really
I did, at least a few thousand worth. Kikes btfo, MAGAtards who listened to Trump won (as did cynics like myself who knew this wouldnt stay this way)
I bought when Trump said to "buy now".
It's a good day.
QQQ up almost 10%
this is fucking spooky
Of course I did
They think a 90 day pause will turn into a permanent pause. Trump caved. He probably had CEOs breathing down his neck, threatening him.
I bought 10k at 4900.
This is just like playing at the casino btw
Why does this fucker keep rollercoasting the market? Lucky fuckers who buy at dips.
Just let me know which one you want to tank and I'll invest in it.. Guaranteed to be red until I sell
yeah he caved even though he did what a lot of people said that he was going to do: use the tariffs for negotiation
damn, must be hard being this dumb
Yeah, I put in a million yesterday. Now I have 8% more!
poor miggers have to pretend to be populist accelerationists for a week. They're having jew cock withdrawals.
TRUMP IS BULLYING EVERYONE!!! STUPID ORANGE MAN!!! TARIFFS ARE GOING TO KILL THE ECONOMY!!! LOOK AT THE NEW DEPRESSION HE STARTED!
now
TRUMP BENT THE KNEE! HES A PATHETIC LOSER WHO CANT EVEN HOLD TO HIS WORD. AMERICAN DOGS BOW TO CHINA AND EUROPE. HES JUST SELLING OUT AGAIN!
shills gunna shill
THE dip
How do you know it was THE dip, maybe THE dip will come later.
That's the fun part, you don't
It's basically gambling
Those are called selling candles kid, don't make threads if you don't understand basic finance please.
why would i buy now? the trend is still down, its just not falling off a cliff.
we have a 90 day window again
get your cash ready to buy the next dip
DONT MISS OUT!
Please pull Trump's cock out of your mouth and speak clearly.
Especially because it's Trump doing this shit. Nobody knows what he will say next hour or next day or whatever. Nobody trusts USA anymore because of your orange retard grandpa.
K you’re gambling at this point
It's okay to admit you're afraid of Trump, he's a powerful guy
Trump is an actor. He always has been an actor. The worst kind of actor a reality tv star. He is a deepstate Jewish pawn and they all are really. You don’t make it to that position without being a Jewish Freemason pawn
Powerful and using that power to destroy his country. Makes no sense but that's what is happening.
I thought he was going to use the tariffs to bring manufacturing back to the US? Or is that not happening anymore?
people bought
it goes up
no shit, retard
now imagine if the big investors sell now
No stop acting like stocks are gambling. If your investment in not at least 5 years old it is just gambling.
Zoom out, we're still overbought.
I simply held. Knowing that Trump would either back off or catch a stray bullet before the end of the week. Trump is just a demented small time shitcoin scammer. He has no idea what powers he is dealing with and what they do to people who cross them.
nigga you STILL not even close to being back to the value of last December.
Its just a small bounce. Wait and see what China does
also
WELCOME TO YOUR TRADE WAR WITH CHINA!
What? You DIDN't vote for this?
dude just buy the bull trap!
Buy US companies, its not like other countries their tarrifs are still in place and we just shattered trust in us globally!
Yeah sure fuck US companies their stocks are faker than their women's silicon titties.
that was yesterday, were good for 90 days, time to buy and sell around late June when the countries agree not to give into trumps bullshit.
their stocks are faker than their women's silicon titties.
ya your fake titties are better than out fake titties!
ALL STOCKS ARE 'FAITH'(in whatever company) PAID FOR WITH FIAT(even more 'faith').
spy already down 10 points
LMAO enjoy those bags
Not bought anything but still holding what I already have because dividents will flow.
Why does this fucker keep rollercoasting the market?
It's a mystery. What could someone who has this information ahead of time do with it? How could they take advantage? We'll never know.
I tried to convince my dad to buy the dip but he said he couldnt afford it. he could afford picrel though
I put 5000 in last night just in time
I did, but too early :-(
I don’t get how Netflix is so back, they literally just make woke garbage worse than Disney
NET chads where we at? How that +15% feeling?
Why would you try and time this fickle market?
Kek
I"M RICH BIOOTCH
Finally have enough money to build my gas chamber array prototype
I really need to install twitter.
t. Sell low buy high
t. mad because he's poor
lol, lmao even
Market is determined by Trump's autistic shizo ramblings
Kek, what a fucking gay jewish economy
Worst case scenario I’m down for 4 years until trump is out and the Dems come back in to fix the economy.
for 4 years until trump is out and the Dems come back
Dems come back
You said 40 years wrong
Sorry you’re right, they’ll be back in 2 when they sweep the midterms
Because they effectively won the streaming war. Every other streaming service bleeds and is funded by some other part of the company that owns it. Netflix is net profitable. If you ask Joe Normie what streaming service he uses, he'll say Netflix. I'm not saying it's good they won, only that, they won.
Naysayers and shills are bitter they(or their bosses) lost their shirt and are powerless to do anything about it. I wonder how many years of their life they lost from their meltdown over the last week.
Fair enough. Just cancelled my subscription because it’s 100% anti white and anti male garbage, adolescence was just the most recent example
Please tell me the actual reason people will keep voting republican.
EU citizen
You’ve been brainwashed
because theyre white europeans.
unlike you
Kohl’s. They are attempting a turnaround
to make money off dippy dips and also it enrages the smol-penised libs of course
Sadly much easier to be dumb in this world
Better off if you go easy on your brain
Almost as many people voted for Trump than there are Germans. Youre actually retarded.
0/4 not one could give a actual answer. maybe because you can't.
I didn't know i was supposed to bring dip?
Who's bringing the chips and what kind?
These are important questions when selecting appropriate dip, we really need to work on our communication here.
The true dip hasn't even happened yet. The covid recession has been artificially kept at bay for years but it HAS to happen. It's overdue. It never mattered who won or who lost, you can't shut down half the economy for two years and not have consequences. When the recession hits, and it will hit, buy the dip.
Why bother, the EU brainwashed you to love wokeism and feel superior to Americans
.
Shut the fuck up coalburner.
Oh also, we’re not subsidizing your gay welfare state anymore, get your own military!
both of those things can be true
Cnbc goyim bull asshole moves in because of theb90 dau fake news pause that is then called real then hot ppt raw ass shit and the Us dollar to hell
number go down
Yes, that's the dip.
Good job anon, surely OP will be grateful for your assistance.
The whole point was always to renegotiate and lower foreign tariffs. Anyone expecting more on any side was retarded. This is the only card trump ever plays. Niggers out here thought he was actually gonna try to turn america into a manufacturing superpower with jeet AI tariff math. The math was bad and nonsensical because it never mattered.
Think of all the liberals and boomers who panic sold yesterday.
Dead cat bounce
can
only if you are delusional
Because Americans treat politics like we treat football clubs. Last election was demented retard vs playboy retard. This election was playboy retard vs whatever the fuck kamala was. Even if the president does a 180 on his promises his voters will lick his ass out of contrarianism, like with Indian migration.
And now they are incensed about this. A fool and their money are soon parted.
I didn't buy the dip yet. I'll probably do it tomorrow.
I was waiting to buy the lower dip today. I'll never trust Trump to not bitch out ever again.