OH HELLO
drumpf is going to make it so that there's no tomorrow
Hs and the cabinet commited insider trading
Why are people still investing in the US? The retard could change his mind again in 5 minutes
Do something retarded and crashes market
Reverse the retarded shit and markets go slightly up
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I believe Nancy Pelosi already stated that insider trading was legal.
Wow we're back to down 10% YTD to instead of down 15%
How can it be insider trading when he publicly told the world when to buy?
Lol are you fags fucking pictures saved just one full red and one full green? Like i can only imagine what you saved pictures folder must be like.
Yeah well it was easy to predict that chyna was gonna do nothing or panic so I mean who wouldn’t buy
You’d have to be a severely lowIQ subtard that should stick to making sneakers instead of shilling for the CCPissed your pants huh?
libcucks sold
should have trusted the plan HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
new shareblue talking points for Anon Babble just dropped!!!!
do retarded shit
market goes down
rich buddies buy the dip
cave in
market goes up
this has to be why is he is doing this right? no way he actually thinks he can win a trade war Vs the country that manufactures half his shit
Just some facts
you sold didn't you
R.I.P.
Looks like I made the right call, buying on Monday.
this is legal in America
enjoy Russia-tier corruption
China did panic though.
100% tariff on Canada to demand with threat of more if they "backed down" on US trade war
rose tariffs another 89%
paused exports of rare earth minerals globally (not just to US, the entire world) in retaliation for tariffs
They pumped the brakes harder than anyone else and it's not even close.
Shariablue got their money cut. Mass shilling like this is full Wumao maybe with some EU NAFOtroons
trump caves on tariffs and lost we know this
Suddenly stocks matter again
Like there is no tomorrow
They are unironically pricing in this possibility.
line go up
these are glowies who lost their life savings because of CNN's fearmongering HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Because for as fake and gay as the US economy is everyone else’s economy is even faker and gayer.
The US needs the world. That’s obvious. The rest of the world also needs the US.
slightly
This is the biggest jump in nearly 20 years lol.
WUMAOS SEETHING
CHANGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
still below what it was before it fell btw
DAFUQ XIMMY GONNA DO?
Well the tariffs are still up on China so they’re still willing to throw down there.
But they also realized they can’t fight the rest of the world at the same time. Don’t really know why this wasn’t the play to begin with unless they think they can get some really good concessions out of other countries.
Dow Jones Industrial Average
-1,511.03 (-3.61%)past month lol
Because he didn't mention his 90 day tariff pause in that tweet. That's the insider information which makes it insider trading.
he literally told you to buy.
why didn't you listen?
past month
Zoom in
if you really believed that then you should have bought you stupid niglet
libcucks sold
Worse than that, they sold short. This rally is textbook short covering. Libtards are too stupid for this world, unironically.
lol he told everyone when to buy nigga. hope you lost everything listening to corporate media fearmongering HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
China's trade surplus becomes even stronger
this is what will put Chang on suicide watch
Leave the economics to adult you retarded Mexicuck
Need money to make money you criminal
This is pussy shit, who cares about making 10% once when we were gonna bring world markets to their knees and make 200% on the rebound? Real low IQ move by Trump.
maybe get a real job instead of your keyboard warrior position at whatever democrat nonprofit you shill for dumbass nigger HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait I thought we wanted the stock market dead? Wasn't Trump dropping the stock market based?
I thought my uncle was a psycho for going all in on nvidia a few days ago thr second the markets opened, I dont know how the fuck he caught that falling knife. Im not going to chalk it up to blind luck either.
idk but being up 15 grand today is pretty based. gonna run down to costco and buy myself some crab legs for me and my girlfriend to celebrate
dead cat bounce
You absolutely call me liberal fagot. He didn't cave. They are striking a deal with him. So he gave them a reprieve for now.
what else is there to invest in? pasta and ferraris?
Its almost like the tariffs were a terrible idea.
Digits confirm. Damn lizards.
it's a fucking tech company with massive brand loyalty and actual tech development going on, not a pozzed cybersecurity firm. Bellend.
surplus with thirdie BRIC nations
lol
ahmed, they took the decoupling bait, it's over
stock market suddenly matters after having spent the last half a week being fake
Migatards are so tiresome.
More like he has a tariff of 10% on you now which is more realistic and is still pressuring China. He basically tells you he likes to make deals and is using the scary tariffs as an opening move. Have you idiots ever negotiated anything? You open with the crazy offer. He found out which of you were worth working with and which of you were faggots. Now he will make a surgical approach lol.
Telling people you're going to institute government policy isn't insider trading. He's not an insider at any publicly traded company.
oh no, think about all that fake potential money. Potential money lives matter.
Here you go
Yeah no shit. The stock market is hot air.
Any kind of dip caused by stupid shit is eventually counteracted by stupid cunts who see this as a chance to jump in.
Any kind of major rise is eventually counteracted by stupid cunts who become afraid that people will begin to sell, so they sell.
It was inevitable that this would happen.
Why are people still investing in the US?
Problem is 73% of all stock value is American.
Americans are spoiled babies complaining all the time but truth is America has been great for centuries and was even greater than ever when Trump took office.
USA is #1, #2 and #3 - nobody can even see them up there on their podium.
But they cry and bitch because they'er "only" 4 times richer than the rest of the world combined go figure.
-1,873.08 (-4.42%) year to date
low energy COPE. you sold didn't you?
typical panican tsk ask lol
New cope just dropped.
new cope dropped
Trump is a truly genius
good cause i rolled my winnings today into puts
imagine being this guy
stock market suddenly matters after having spent the last half a week being fake
The entire purpose of stock market declines is to have assets return to fair value...and have yields come down without inflationary policies and to onshore.
That's what the 3D chess stuff was about, .but this pivot is contradicting that narrative.
This is what the Markets are saying.
BUT DA FLIPPIN HECKIN TARIFFS CRASHED DA MARKET
china is cheating by artificially devaluing their currency
china's currency is devaluing , it's OVER for the chinks
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Kek. Trump owned the libs and beat China in one move
this is every libcuck's reality right now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jesus fucking christ the president who keeps on giving
I'm not part of his cabinet and I made money because it was fucking obvious and he does the same thing over and over and over again where he plays the strongman then backs down. He did it with Mexico and Canadian tariffs like two weeks ago. I don't understand how you people haven't caught on. It's literally the only thing he knows how to do. Create a problem, and then "solve" it, and come out the other side with minor concessions.
find where liberals sold
It was an overt market manipulation. Now his rich friends and inner circle who are briefed non-public information on his decisions are even richer.
Checks stock portfolio
Still 8% down from December
Yeah
Seems like the orange moron finally listened. Stalled the tarrifs like everyone told him to. What a joke.
Anon Babble is one dude
How so, tranny?
Big market.
The world will move on and leave the US in the dust.
i'm even richer and you would be too if you listened like your teacher told you to
punk ass loser lol
this
10 billion percent
SOUNDS LIKE A YOU PROBLEM LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
Well duh, tariffs are bad for the economy, no tariffs are good for it
surplus with thirdie BRIC nations
surplus with the ENTIRE WORLD, Hernandez. No one needs the dollar in the current market, demand for the Yuan on the other hand is at an all-time high.
its called insider trading bro
trump says 250% tariff
everything goes down, trump buys stocks
trump says tariff pause
everything goes up, trump sells stocks
repeat until nanci pelosi dies
We got out in Decwmber before he took office. Still way down from there. Put liquid assetsnin high yeild savings and gold. Very happy watching the shit show at the moment.
heehee but actually yeah you stupid nigger the insider info is the 90 day tariff pause not his faggy self aggrandizing tweet.
blow your ugly head off bhutranny i know you want to right about now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It was still smarter to get out in December.
The left wanted war, they shouldn’t be surprised when they start bleeding.
It's fucking everything. He also told the fucking world.
Don't know why
Use your fucking brain
Yeah OP what about this? I thought we loved that Trump was tanking the stock market? Just 2 days ago we were all laughing at how the Libtards were all like “muh stock market, no!!” And now that it’s peaking we’re all just supposed to forget that we were celebrating its decline yesterday?
Trump has been pubicly complaining about trade deals for decades, and campaigned on fixing them all three times he ran.
I didn't listen to evil orange man and lost profits
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KYS FAGGOT
The problem is China is merely reacting to Trump, and trying to match what he's doing. They're still trying to be the responsible adults, but they should know better than to be responsible at a time like this. They should be proactive and do something equally as crazy to catch Trump off guard.
surging like there is no tomorrow.
lets not get ahead of ourselves, a 8% (((surge))) after a 20% drop is nothing
lol panicans are such dumb niggers.
we should chop them up and turn them into compost so their dumb nigger bodies can take up space doing something at least somewhat productive
Trump is literally complaining about the "unfairness" about a trade deal he himself negotiated.
The math doesn't lie, anon.
and it's still ~10% lower than what it was just 2 months ago
you know what would turn today into a +20% day? trump+vance plane crash.
I bought the dip.
Thank you, progressives and democrats. I made a lot of money at your snit-fit.
Democrats are the ones who made insider trading legal for politicians.
Cry moar.
Democrats are the ones who made insider trading legal for politicians.
yeah these dummies never said shit when nancy 'skeletor' pelosi was doing all that insider trading. they can kill themselves.
the rise almost matches the fall
MASTERSTROKE, TRUMP
WHAT A STABLE GENIUS
9D CHESS, LIBSHITS
I was waiting for my Cash to be moved into my depot and now missed the party ;_;
largest 1 day rise of stock market in history
on Trump's watch .
We won.
Democrats are the ones who made insider trading legal for politicians.
Correct, Nansy Pelosi's portfolio beats everybody on wall street , including Warren Buffet.
Trump here
Tariffing shitaly for this post
Talk shit get hit
NOPE. The only right choice is to trade those stonks for useful things. Like a Sarma RP80, packed to the gills with all the stuff you are going to need to survive the next 3.5 years in the wilderness. Good luck bro, trade those stonks in before its too late. Jesus be with you.
Trump here
Just for this post we declare war on Italy
It will be 60k tomorrow