Trump won

It's honestly scary how fast they pivot. Has neurolink been rolled out already?

It came true lmao

every news channel screams dopm and gloom

my finances unaffected, eggs fall a bit in price and that's it

every news channel screams the market is insane for leaping up over the tariff pause

my finances still largely unaffected

If you think the mass of green we're seeing right now is bullshit, then you admit the stock market doesn't mean jack shit and Trump is right.

Libcucks don't have consistent ideas. If le gdp and le market mattered so much, then our Russian sanctions haven't done shit because their economy is growing while ours shrinks. But no, suddenly we all agree gdp is a meme whenever that gets discussed.

kek

I bought the dip.

Thank you, progressives and democrats. I made a lot of money at your snit-fit.

Yesterday

STOCK MARKET IS DOWN THAT'S BAD HAHAHA MIGA MIGA MIGA

Today

STOCK MARKET IS UP THAT'S BAD HAHAHA MIGA MIGA MIGA

No consistency with you disgusting jews

you

Uh, do we have to talk about you? The Greedy Evil people that are motivated by money took losses in the millions while you were unaffected. The Greedy Evil people would probably conspire to kill Trump.

its a memeflag probably being ironic you fucking newfag scum

consistency of values means nothing
you take the stance that means the loss of you enemies despite any inconsistencies prior
we are always right
we always win

Kys kike

MAGA who aren't actually America First and just Trump simps are idiots who will run from one side to the other even if they get fucked. At least there are some who are actually about America First and might be disappointed by Trump's walk back from tariffs.

no u

This is a kike

Your whole post is a "no u" you stupid faggot.

There was absolutely no irony in me you kike

volatility is good

jews lost

Jews literally made billions with inside trading. How's possible you people are this dumb?

No my whole post is mocking you kikes for losing

That comment was directed at me you newfaggot dipshit

You'll always be reacting to news while the right makes it. Sorry, you lost. Lost bad. Embarrassingly bad. LOL

I'm not reacting to news, I'm reacting to your schizo narratives you weird miga faggots spin when you spam Anon Babble all day, 365 days a year. /ptg/ is obviously mental illness.

stock market going up is bad

kys kike

Jews lost

He sends money to Israel. Jews still own the mutt government

you're reacting to reactions. Literally a reaction inception, and you're too stupid to realize who builds the narrative, and seethe & chimp out about it. It's so pathetic, but I know liberals don't have the required mental capacity for self-awareness.

I thought stocks were only owned by jews

looks like someone is asking for Belgrade to be bombed again

I thought stocks going up were good?

cope

you're reacting to reactions

Retard alert.

modern politics in a nutshell.
my values are whatever I can use to assert moral superiority over you.
I am always a righteous crusader for justice.
you are always an evil victimizer

But I thought you guys wanted the market to crash and this was all part of the plan ?

I dunno you tell me

How come you guys were saying yesterday its bad that the stock market is going down and are getting mad today? Why change your minds?

I am asking you.

You should cope.
Trump is a narcissistic criminal who burned the bridges with America's "allies" to make a few bucks.

Jews lost

lol
lmao even

there's that lack of self-awareness LOL
So predictable. Lefties make it so easy to judge a book by its cover.

stonks up

americans getting paid bigly

libcucks still outraged

lol

we need these niggers in el salvador immediately

Am I reacting to news or am I reacting to miga's reactions? Sorry, your retardation made it unclear.

Remove the memeflag Moshe.

why? How does this affect them?

Lmao I was literally about to make this exact image

“Let’s elect a businessman” if I ever hear this again in my life.

trump won + jews lost = jews won
trump won = jews won

You faggots were spamming the red squares for weeks and now you are butthurt when the chuds spam the green squares back. lmao at ur life

"Corrupt career politicians are good"

kys kike

Trump won you kikes lost

record breaking day
crazy turn of events

stock market skyrocketing

this means the jews lost

Volatility is great when not priced into premiums.

But stock market going down was to own the jews? Now going up owns those jews who own the stock market? Like your cognitive dissonance is actually getting more absurdly low tier

You seem to hate jews. So I imagine you believe jews to hold positions of power. People who own assets are able to command other peoples time by selling more valuable assets to them under the promise of the purchaser doing more to acquire ownership over said asset.

So, do you believe that jews, people who hold positions of power over you, benefit or hurt when the price of assets goes up?

spend all day spamming excitement that the markets were down

seething today when they are up

kek

just admit you have no idea what is going on

I thought stock markets going down were bad and Trump was bad? Why are stocks going up now still bad? Why aren't you consistent?

Why are you angry now that the stock market is going up kike? What happened?

All maga are trump simps.

inb4 #notall

why are you mad now that the stock market is up kike what happened? What changed?

I'm not, jews own assets. When the price of their assets rises they have more power over those who do not own assets. Right?

Answer my question kike

I did. I said I am not angry. You're the one who didn't answer my question.

You didn't kike. You are upset that the stock market is up now so I am asking you why?

Can't read? I guess no child left behind had some disastrous effects on the literary abilities for the Americans.

Here's another question. Who do you think would be hurt more if all markets were to fall 50% tomorrow. The average person, or the jews you freak out about?

I can read. You are lying. Answer the question kike

Good luck brotha!

Nice try at pilpul kike! Doesn't work with me!

Remember folks, always do the opposite of whatever Cramer says.

What about when he calls people niggers?

What's to stop Trump from signing an executive order that eliminates all debt held by American citizens?

Mortgages, Car notes, credit cards, just poof all gone. You get the title / deed to your house / car etc. and the Banks just have to eat the cost.

The (((Lending Institutions))) get bailed out at least once a decade, why no cut us a break for once?

Don't do tarrifa it is dumb.
Trump does tarrifs.
Tarrifs won't bring jobs back and weakens are bargaining.
Trump does tarrifs.
Every financial and economic expert days tarrifs are a bad idea.
Trump does tarrifs.
Market crashes recession imminent. The rich men he worships call him up.
Trump undoes tarrifs.
MAGA morons praise him for finally learning his lesson.
I am keeping my money insulated.
We got out in december before the took office. I don't trust him the world doesn't trust him. He only cares about the rich and his voters are tools.

They would sue his ass and the entire economy would crash.

the entire economy would crash.

Based on what evidence? How'd you arrive at this conclusion?

Anon it’s a sign to people with some clue. Or to put it more precisely the terminus technicus is dead cat bounce. A bull trap waiting for stupid money. It’s because institutional investors can’t pull out to much money at once.

The law suits would likely be futile. But yes the economy would be gone because next to nobody would be willing to borrow any money to others anymore.