Maybe luigi mangione wasn’t so bad after all?
Maybe luigi mangione wasn’t so bad after all?
Excuses.
So why didnt you buy the dip then genius.
I did.
Four days ago he was incompetent and senile.
Now he's apparently a criminal mastermind.
Make up your mind.
Didn't Trump literally did a shitcoin P&D on day one?
The only people who lost were selling the dip.
Trump literally told you to buy. Why didn't you listen?
Nobody was stopping you from breaking open your little piggy bank and buying a share of stocks tranny.
yes lol
YOU
Step four: Make a retarded tiktok and get it screenshotted by US airmen to repost on Anon Babble
he didn't buy the dip
My 15k investment from April 7th is now worth 16500. Literally money for nothing lol. I just wish I had more liquidity to invest
You can always get loans to leverage and pray you'll get the timing right in the next US government P&D move.
Announce tariffs
Rich people piss and shit themselves
Roll back tariffs
Rich people buy lots of stock
This is how Trump funnels money to the rich
You forgot that in step 1 the billionaires lost a ton of money.
investment
my gambling investment
I gamble a portion of my income and it went up one time so I am smart and winning
I trust jews to turn my money into more money for zero effort on my part, because I deserve it
I can trust the financial class, they would never lie, cheat or steal
I mean, I figured Trump was stupid enough to let this all play out this way. That's why i didn't sell. I even added to a position.
He told you to buy when a bunch of massive calls were already placed you dumb fucking MIGA mutt. He P&D'd it.
Some did, some made a lot of money, if I had to guess I'd say those close to Trump make up the latter group.
Because most Americans don’t even have the money to cover a fucking emergency rather than gamble. Some of us have families to support you fucking nigger
trump says buy
chart confirms
only idiots are losing money in this market
dont worry, you are going to lose it all over the next 4 years.
what is with these retards who think stock market money just goes poof into the void whenever something happens? it is all billionaires fucking around with their big money. jimbo with 20k invested is a drop in the bucket compared to moves they are making regularly.
Wut?
Did you sleep through 2008?
How about Covid?
It's much simpler.
The rich pull out their money and induce panic in the market.
Wait till pension funds and the your average person panic sell.
Receive bailout from the government courtesy of the taxpayer.
Re-enter the market at bottom.
If they were smart enough to notice this than they are either also rich or just mad that they didn't "buy the dip" and spinning up conspiracy to cope.
You’re such an incompetent nigger you should let me bash you in the skull with a baseball bat and slit your throat, bleed you into a fucking trough.
Trump is a reality tv actor grifting con artist always fucking has been and he’s damn good at it, it’s respectable atleast this guy has brainwashed millions of dumbfounded dipshits into paying into this grift from the meme coin rugpull to the trump guitars- this nigger can manipulate the stock market to funnel billions to his kike masters and you idiots will go
you lost
Your protege deserve the future you are handing to them
Yeah because he's not the guy who shot that CEO. Luigi is innocent
I made 100k in the last week you are a stupid fuck
Trump makes public statement to buy
leftists ignore it
stocks go up
leftists angry they missed it
love to see it
any faggot that panic sold during this is a retard. the smart people sold when S&P was 6k, bitcoin was 100k, and ETH was 4k. everyone else should just chill and wait for the long run
P&D
lol liberals are so fucking stupid
they'll sell the bottom and buy the top like they always do. it's the Anon Babbleraeli way.
step 1 : buy high
step 2 : sell low
step 3 : complain on teh internetz
Jews can’t understand what it’s like to not be a usurious leech.
Step one, markets dip
Billionaires buy the dip (basic economic theory)
Day-trader niggers kill themselves
Ummmm, were we not supposed to buy the dip? The only reason not to at least average into it would have been if there was gonna be a literal depression, but the odds of that happening are exceedingly low and still not a reason not to average in and schlorp up the low prices.
It's literally basic stock market shit, when it dips you buy. When there's blood in the water you buy.
The only people who lost money were panick-sellers, IE fucking retards who will somehow lose money on the stock market that's been doubling every few years.
neither can europeans
spamming yield/stock chart, how money flee us, no one have confidence in us, china numbaaaaa one
turn out it is just 4d chess
Kek, imagine listening to retarded dumbfuck chink shill, couldn't be me
Warren buffett isn't close to blumpf THO
I only trade on land, but it's sad to see the US government actively doing P&D schemes, not even the worst in 3rd world get this low.
price moves three ways- up, down, sideways.
also- support turns resistance, resistance turns support. this and a 20 ema is literally all you need.
That's a lot of mad in your post.
gamble
Lol
The billionaires were the ones selling the stocks after the tarrifs were announced. Or were you one of the people dumb enough to sell off your 401k after two days of it going down?
The tariffs are superfluous.
If the billionaires didn’t sell at the peak it wouldn’t have dropped regardless of the tariffs.
Thats how the market works
None of them can match my nigga pelosi, they need to just give her the entire US economy so she can make it rise 50% per year.
gamble