CHICKEN JOCKEY

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Zoomers are okay sometimes

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kek

somebody brought an actual chicken

probably the only based zoomer in the building

I don't get it. Why this hype about chicken jockey?

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It's a super rare spawn in the game and they probably saw a streamer get unreasonably excited about seeing one. It's basically Szechuan Sauce 2.0.

Holy fuck I hate zoomers.

clean it up wagies

The bitter, irony-filled millenial cannot comprehend the pure joy of watching a post-ironic masterpiece like the Minecraft Movie. The film is self-aware, and yet it doesn't belittle itself because of that - the cringe-inducing lines like "erm that just happened" aren't present in this film, because it truly embraces itself for what it truly is, without a single bit of awkward irony or inner insecurity.

The minecraft movie is trash and some people decided to film themselves overreacting to scenes from the trailer for the memes.

Explain why pic related isn't what you're doing

its just a bit of fun ey

kek

Its like skibdi but chicken jockey

Hey everyone hate our film, should we spend millions fixing it?

No we'll convince them that they're making an ironic statement by filling the theaters

The consoomer's brain truly is a peculiar thing.

people having a good time

Stopped the movie and turned on the lights

This is exactly why theaters are dying.

having a good time

screaming and throwing shit like retarded niggers

Heres your box office record setting cgi slop, bro

t. lame soillennial faggot

i dun get it

Almost glad I'm too old to understand whats going on here.

t. effeminate negrobrained zoomer

Minecraft is a chadlenial property anon... Basedmers still have FNAF

good time

acting like giga niggers

I hope you fags get drafted

Dem Zoomers are ok, they will probably remember their retardation and chuckle when they get older

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Better than Gentleminions
I am Sssteeve

nigger lmfao

What they did to these soulless husk npc consumer zoomies is fascinating, sad, and hilarious all at once.

haha a whole generation that acts like out of control niggers

You faggots are why the world is fucked.

war 3 tomorrow btw

Its just a joke bro. The movie was cringey in the trailers so people just started to make the lines in trailers memes/callouts during the film.
Its literally just goofing around.

Have fun for once in your life man. It would do you good.

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUN YOU HAVE TO BE A MISERABLE FAGGOT LIKE ME

This is why China will win. No amount of muh stocks going up will ever make up for your future generations being total niggers.

It doesn't matter
It will make over a billion dollars
They could shit anything out and it would make a billion

No one at the theatres to annoy

We’re annoying people

What are millennials good at other than just bitching? Easy times, soft men.

OH GOD THEY ARE DOING THE ROCKY HORROR CALLOUT THING

THE WEST IS FALLEN

lol

I'm sure it would be a funny if you're 14

Is there a link to a version with sound?

Im glad the zoomers are having fun

t. oldhead

Well since they are 14 that makes sense….

I don't know what any of this means.
Anyone who understands might as well be from a different planet.

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I remember Rick & Morty, different generation, same stupid reddit nigger shit just like this.

You can't scramble eggs, can't change a tire, can't garden, cant wire, can't fix a pipe leak, cant do anything really except praise your beloved brainrot retard "culture". Your "culture" sucks and your parents failed hard if they let you act like a littering subhuman nigger chimping out over a goyslop consumer movie.

I am usually a sign tapper, but we might just need to cull some of you zoomers with a draft for the good of the human race.

I fucking hate zoomers

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2 more weeks ching chong

This isn't even dumb shit, faggot it's dumb nigger shit

Try being more like this guy. Why tear your fellow white man down? You guys used to go hit people’s mailboxes with baseball bats out the window of a speeding car. You can’t tell me you didn’t do anything stupid when you were younger.

Now I cringe at gen alpha and TikTok. But yet, between that and instagram they’re basically all ready to load the Jews in the oven themselves. They saw the incels us older generations had become and decided to start “looksmaxxing” and become legit chads instead.

I guess none of us ever really thought to train the muscles in our face…

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Not holding people to standards is why things are so shit now.

They saw the incels us older generations had become and decided to start “looksmaxxing” and become legit chads instead.

They're completely mind raped.

It'll be remembered like the Super Mario moving from the 90s and Zoomers will still not have jobs.

It is not only reasonable but indeed an act of profound cultural necessity to hurl popcorn throughout the theater during the sublime moment when Jack Black, in his role as Steve, utters the immortal phrase "chicken jockey." This is no mere line of dialogue; it is a pinnacle of cinematic achievement, a fusion of comedic brilliance and existential resonance that demands a physical response. The scattering of popcorn is not an act of chaos but a solemn tribute, each kernel a testament to the artistry unfolding on screen. To remain still, to clutch one's snack in passive silence, is to betray the very spirit of this masterpiece. The theater staff, surely enlightened by the same brilliance, will recognize this gesture as the reverence it is.

True

Ebin