/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - XINNIE GIVES UP EDITION

just a reminder
trump 2.0 admin
sucks every jewish cock
demands cut penises for boys (rfk should ban genital mutilation but he has to suck schmuley's cock)
licks every jewish choad
and felches every jewish ass.

Having a 27 year old firebrand babe like Karoline wake up every morning to defend you in front of the world is priceless. If only more western women were like her.

AWOOOOOOO

The Year of Our Lord 2025

Marked as the first year of America's Golden Age

it is acceptable that society view art in a subjective experience

The west has fallen. I lost.

DNC starts pushing insider trading

their shills do it here too

LOL

The hoes are still mad.

Quick! Somebody post Hillary-shoe shit photo from 9/11 in '16. I have to prove to someone that she shit herself.

shills and mexican BMW salesman with generational wealth rn (right now)

MAGABOOBAS

House GOP cancels budget vote

esoteric and redacted jalapeno dipping edition

There's plenty

TRUMP DUMPED AND PUMPED THE WHOLE WORLD. Celebrate him all you want he's a con man and an extortionist.

its awoovement

Brk.b Vs spy

The hoes are mad. I repeat hoes mad.

he lichrally told you when to buy

HAPPY RAKE DAY

Jinx

AWOOOMENT

The official state media of the Chinese Communist party posted an AI video message to Trump: x.com/XHNews/status/1907967699302625641

Despite the constant negative press, AWOO

Came home from work and the groypers were losing their shit in the bit of last thread I saw
Is this China announcement what set them off? What all has happened today?

Ayyyyyoooooooo John cornyn has got to go hey ho hey ho.

checked MAGA wheyfus & tomboys

youtube.com/watch?v=YzR143lS7rc

God can't stop me.

I need my tax cut pls....

its entirely AI generated

fugging delicious lmfao

COON

17 For in one hour so great riches is come to nought. And every shipmaster, and all the company in ships, and sailors, and as many as trade by sea, stood afar off,

18 And cried when they saw the smoke of her burning, saying, What city is like unto this great city!

19 And they cast dust on their heads, and cried, weeping and wailing, saying, Alas, alas that great city, wherein were made rich all that had ships in the sea by reason of her costliness! for in one hour is she made desolate.

Rev 18:17-19
Is Trump the Greatest Deceiver we have ever seen?

he didnt buy the $COONA dip. oh no no no no anon noooooooo

China has existed in some form for the past 5 thousand years.

That was a White Nation called Qin.
Qin was just like America, except the technology of Qin was a little more advanced.
jews flooded Qin with niggers, just like they are doing to America.
The only thing the chinese niggers ever accomplished was destroying Qin.
They intend to destroy America.

youtube.com/watch?v=Nl2ijuBynpw
youtube.com/watch?v=iyEKTrAUHNE
Not sure what photo you mean exactly anon: yandex.com/images/search?from=tabbar&img_url=http://i.ytimg.com/vi/iyEKTrAUHNE/maxresdefault.jpg&isize=large&lr=86&p=2&pos=18&rpt=simage&text=9/11 clinton shit herself&type=photo

this very /petey g./ had postan like gangbusters during drumpfs cucking of tariffs, now all the groypoos have left the toilet
what gives?
i thought this was the frenzone?

Isnt tehre a cnadian election soon? Can Mark Carny lose?

Holy shit that’s embarrassing
Robobro a gud boi tho. Would hug

Bros why is cornyn polling so bad against Paxton? Is it his gun control bill? Jeese I just don't know

gaypers are not fren. hoes mad

this poor leaf just woke up
:(

LIKE A SACK OF BEEF IN 70F IN GREAT NY WEATHER.

Lol lmao. Bros I'm crying for all the human trafficking catholics who lost their human trafficking jobs. So sad. Saying a prayer with Chris Pratt for you spics

Canada saw how much damage Trump is able to deal to the world and realized they have no cards to play against Trump.

Mentally im american.

Lmfao @your life

Cornyn is a Bush neocon, Paxton is actually liked.

Liberals are going to win thanks to Drumpf

This makes no sense Xi was literally an exiled princeling, was this written by a staffer?

The photo of the shoe left on the sidewalk with shit/blood mix near the bollard. You know the one.

Now that the dust has settled, why did the bonds market scare Trump so badly last night? I hope my shitposting here helped to reverse the tariff decision, I saved lots of anons a whole lot of money down the drain

Canadian Liberals did not remove the carbon tax from their platform so they could still lose since Canadian Liberals plan to add new taxes instead of cutting taxes. Unfortunately, Canadians are like masochists who don't know how to vote for the right person.

Purge all who voted for either NDAA or Beijing Biden in 2021!

Remember that our Trump movement's roots are in the Tea Party.
Any Republican old enough to run for office will hold beliefs indicative of a Tea Party past.

Get involved! Initiate referenda! Write bills!
Become a pollwatcher, candidate, or staffer!
Vote in every election--federal, state, and local!
Pray a rosary and a chaplet of divine mercy every day!

Anything you can do to make America great again, do it!

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Endorsements for upcoming referenda:
May 6 Ohio: No.

BAN ONLYFANS!

Leafs bending the stem

remember three days ago when i was all "BUY THE DEEEEP ANON" and everyone laughed at me. well they arent laughing now

....

If you bought 15000 cans of ravioli you could have 2 a day for 20 and ahalf years starting now

Here's our list to annex:
1. Aruba
2. Bonaire
3. Cayman Islands
4. Guadeloupe
5. Martinique
6. Saba
7. Saint-Barthelemy
8. Saint Martin
9. Montserrat
10. Sint Eustatius
11. Sint Maarten
12. Anguilla
13. Turks and Caicos Islands
14. UK Virgin Islands
15. Bermuda
16. Clipperton Island
17. Saint Pierre and Miquelon
18. British Indian Ocean Territory (crucial for national security)
19. Faroe Islands
20. Iceland
21. Falkland Islands
22. South Georgia and the Sandwich Islands
23. French Guiana
24. Saint Helena, Ascension, and Tristan da Cunha
25. French Polynesia
26. Pitcairn Islands
27. Wallis & Futuna
28. Canada
29. Greenland
30. Panama(?)

We're Americans. We dream big and we win bigger. Europe needs to decolonize our sphere of influence entirely by ceding these territories to us. And you know what? Australia just conquered Tuvalu last year. They surrendered without a fight; they never fought Australia for their independence, and they surrendered their freedom just as easily.

These areas would become COFA protectorates of the USA:

1. (Western) Samoa
2. Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
3. Saint Lucia
4. Solomon Islands
5. Kiribati
6. Costa Rica
7. Nauru
8. Dominica
9. Puerto Rico
10. Grenada
11. Mauritius
12. Vanuatu
13. Cook Islands (joint US-NZ control)
14. Niue (joint US-NZ control)
15. Tuvalu (joint US-Australia control)
16. Costa Rica
17. Panama(?)

Annexation of these would be considered if it were desirable for America's expansion. However, they would not be immediately annexed into the USA proper.

the northern border isn't so heavily armed atm you might be able to sneak across
i'd advocate for you being shot in that attempt, but i also personally believe you should be able to claim asylum from blatant faggotry
do with that information what you will

DRUMPFFFFF

Based

Digits!

china wants to fight to the death?

What's not to like about that?

this regular american DCA'd down and is no longer in the red after the pump

chinkna already feeling it

Shills going back to shitsreal narratives in 3...2...1...

Anyone else noticing that there hasn't been a glownigger event/op lately. What's up with that?

tells the whole world to buy stocks

claims he made the decision while effectively shitposting on the toilet at 6am this morning

D's claim insider trading, they have literally nothing to offer voters

there are "people" in this thread who haven't realized the BUY NOW gambit from trump was a threat and a display of power

these same "people" don't realize that Trump has proven over the last week that he can wipe out anyone who has their "wealth" tied up in stocks

today's flourish proved that their wealth and livelihood is totally in his power to control.

every modern millionaire and billionaire has Trump's boot on their neck and they've only just now realized it.

cucknada and chinkna wants to negotiate now

Lmao...what happened? Hahaha

Anon, I laugh at this bugenese, just like you, but you have to remember that their propaganda is aimed at their slave populous, not the United States citizenry.
also the chinese peasantry has been malnourished for 50+ years and are the edge of revolt any second now

Okay burgers, color me this. German news is saying an American made iPhone would cost $3,500 compared to the current Chinese version at $1,000. Among a slew of things, China pays a $2-3 wage where as California $15 MINIMUM wage.

$300kish NW at 30 but getting laid off next week?

Am I fucked bros?

I'm sure its a coincidence that Canada and China are doing things exactly at the same time

Top top leadership of the DNC- ALL have a networth of 150m or moar. I'm not saying R were any better for literal decades the surrender caucas defended, pushed and voted for democrat|leftist PORK and insane crap.

I wonder what war with china would be like.

The problem is wages get circulated within the USA. How does this not make sense to people. Yea Iphone will cost $3,500 but wages will compensate for that. Businesses will be more plentiful the money stays within the community.

China wants to be friends. Don't want wars, they like pandas. Just be respectful and everyone can be happy.

We also need a full-force law enforcement effort to crack down on CP and illegal sex tapes, revenge porn, etc.

Bro, just be respectful, like Chyna

Jesus Christ the audacity of this chink

Some new EO's

whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/executive-orders/

It just means that if China or global elites want to invade America, they'll do it via taking control of Canada and Mexico, which is already being taken control of.

lol
is that the year all those gay faggots got stuck in the mud and starved?

Trump bitched out of his tariffs? KWABOTY

So let me get this right china has tariffs on us already to keep people from buying outside of china I wanted to set up a smuggling ring of honey bandits since all there bees are dead and they just have synthetic honey in china that way I could make up to 300 bucks for three grams on Bangkok streets for real honey but then I would have to pay triple to get it there what a bunch of asscheeks gooks

Trump soon has full unitary executive
bsky.app/profile/mjsdc.bsky.social/post/3lmfke4lpzc2g

Apple has always called itself an luxury appliance manufacturer, though. Why are conservatives suppose to care about Apple screwing itself over by always insisting their customer base is the upper class instead of the middle class?

dip dip dip dip

That's a hard sell to the average person. I can understand the reasoning, but the average person will not be happy even if you end up giving some American a low wage factory job.

Imagine still beating a dead horse that's been dead for 80 fucking years.
x.com/flopscomics/status/1909997810310668744

all new

Here is the video
She has kuro, the cannibal disease.
youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=S9lnJM6MlHQ

Vance married brown, he's not president material.

Manhandle cans
Assail bags
Gastrate food-waste
Always MAGA!

Okay, but another brand like a Samsung at even half the price currently would still be nearing $2,000 as opposed to $500.

Donald... *coughs* I-I'm out of cards... I guess this means... elbows down...

*collapses*

Some people are probably an-heroing today because they panic sold everything out of pure TDS

i think dumgay died in ultra brazil

Projecting perpetual butthurt again I see. Why are they like this?
x.com/Airbagged1984/status/1909648895287709722

Once he gets it, he has full control of the independent executive branch, so it goes back to the 3 branches only like it says in the constitution.

This is how much psychology influences the markets. People were desperate to invest their money but really things barely changed.

Also the fed too.

overall: no, things didnt change much
US vs. Chinkistan: shit got real
markets better belly up to the table and start hashing out deals, the chinese market could literally evaporate in 18 months if things get bad
*they'll attempt a nuke launch before that
** they dont work

JUST IN: China says it's willing to resolve differences with the US through consultation and negotiation

Hmmmmmmm

That would be hilarious. The US sends a missile on their dam and kill 20M people, china tries to nuke Hawaii and nothing happens, then they pretend they won't retaliate in the interest of peace.

up almost 20k in a day on mutuals alone

H.O.D.L

I need a pic of the aftermath

kek I get what you mean and I agree but it is a bit ironic in that the author of your pic created the character Rorschach to be the vilian that all the readers would hate. But the exact opposite happened and they loved Rorschach 'the hero that never compromised' and many thought of him as the protagonist. So many people loved him that the creator came to resent his fans and even his own work lmao.

Yep, the biggest hit from tariffs comes from those on China. It's amusing to see people say Trump caved when nothing changed other than the narrative.

Hope everyone has a good night and sleeps well
Long day of winning tomorrow
Today was so kino. I love Trump
MAGA

It was really weird to write a "villian" that was right the whole time.

rockets red glare to (You) too, fren

What day are we not winning?

should be a trade embargo.

This guy keeps fucking coming back, holy shit

125% across the board tariffs basically are.

That's the entirety of the story of the Bible.

They used to have lot of conservative strawmen characters in stuff. Like you were to not like US Agent or Guy Gardner. Marvel always did it lot more.

Some were Conservative like Barry or kid flash Wally and written normally. They had Barry and Hawkman crap on liberal Green Arrow sometimes.

I can't speak for everybody involved here, but I am sick of ptg pretending that Nick hasn't ALWAYS been right. Every fucking time. Instead you idiots make up some fake smear jobs to slander his name. Why won't you take him serious? He is literally never wrong. I JUST WISH YOU WOULD OPEN YOUR MINDS.

you need to stop posting about yourself nick

Rumor is a tool of the enemy!

when you dont check the 'tertiary likes' on your bot plan at checkout

America fights the entire world

Wins

What the fuck

Is it really ironic? The author was a self described anarchist. So all the things he considered evil and deserving of hate were coming through a lens of subjective idealism.

But Rorschach is by all measures, objectively a hero.

DOGE stuff feels like a long time ago now

The allusions to Ricardo, Krugman, and Reagan (via their embassy account) just seem like extremely desperate attempts to gain some sort of American support, but it shows how much they don't know about the people here. Nobody except academics know who Ricardo is. Krugman is a totally discredited and despised regime flack (for the former regime) at this point. Libs never liked Reagan and conservatives turned on him once they stopped being pathetic on immigration. They're actually just shouting into the void.

I'm really tired of this winning

When President For Life Trump wins, America wins!

CHECKMATE CHINKS

we used russian bodies to win the second world war, why are you dumbfounded at us using chiners as bodies in the third?

Yeah it was a ridiculous power move and probably reminded a lot of of petulant 'tough guys' like the Panama president not to fuck around with the US.

they're super cereal guis

imagine not loving this man as your representative to an ungrateful world

x.com/damonimani/status/1910110309244678389

I'm genuinely 100% fine with China playing tough but getting serious about negotiations. No shame in playing tough for the domestic audience while smartly and fairly coming to the table.

Digits!

it looks to me like its saying that leafs are getting raked

It's funny that no one even cares about Canada, while the Canadians are starving, because everyone is concentrating on sinking chinks right now, no time for raking survivors.

To objectivity and the reality of things.

Unfortunately, it seems that letting agencies reject their DOGE cuts once they got a Trump-appointed permanent appointee effectively ended DOGE. On the other hand, it did force the cuts in most of the govt.

The main issue now is cutting excess SS spending. They're dealing with a massive, obvious fraud project where hundreds of millions of Americans are receiving welfare benefits. You may have heard Elon's famous reveal that there are more beneficiaries than Americans already; however, it was already obvious that the benefits were oversized from the fact that the benefits spending exceeded the maximum benefit times number of senior citizens.

The problem now is that they're going at an abysmal pace with SS. So far, what? Everyone over 120 has to show up at the SS office or lose benefits? We can't be going this slow. Social Security needs a MASSIVE purge and it needs it now.

so blatant that even his own side calls him out on it

x.com/Acyn/status/1910150902335578256

NEW JEWLENSKY RAP JUST DROPPED!
x.com/muskjewlon/status/1910104379472121915

well, everyone knew that they were the only other fatboy at the table, with their newly acquired sub saharan nations cuddled up beside them looking for guidance
no, i'm not at all surprised, nor would i expect differnet
xi just stomped on his own dick and he doesn't know exactly how to walk out of the spotlight while the rest of the world is looking him in the eye
as it turns out, "free trade" does not a great leader make

Actual question, why is the Yuan collapsing? Is it just the growing middle class in China? That seems to be the major thorn in the CCP's side in recent years. Chinese zoomers want American shit.

Highest rate of child poverty

So you admit that you give more money to African countires then your own people?

currency manipulation

youtube.com/watch?v=AUt6BWeL1GE

washingtonpost.com/podcasts/post-reports/long-waits-website-crashes-social-security-is-breaking-down/

It's working.
Shut it down.
Death to the SSA.
Death to all boomers.

fuck china
awooing

and he's been nearly unwilling to revert to his pre-hillary endorsement policy, that immigration is bad, free trade is bad, etc

my formerly apolitical mom complained all the time about this

The real question is where has the rum gone

So leaves have to tell the police that they are bringing snacks and their travel plans to go practice shooting or they go to jail.

Just posting here to remind you that Trump will arrest you chuds for being antisemitic and anti-israel

Yes, and Canadians think this is all reasonable.

Holy shit, dude.

唐纳德·特朗普的儿媳.jpg

chink, if you're gonna pick a western hemisphere flag, change the fucking file name
now xi is gonna come murder your dumbass

My dad wanted to take me shooting when Trump was bullying Trudeau to prepare us to defend Canada if the US tried to invade. I was curious about it but when I heard they had to do a police checkup on you I just got out of it.

Jesus fuck, dude. I can go shooting whenever I want. Hell, I keep a handgun in my car, and I work at a school.

: 唐纳德·特朗普的儿媳.jpg

I thought chink shills were just a meme.

Smart. Your dad probably has absolutely dogshit range safety anyway.

pbs.twimg.com/media/CsFvCnfWcAADnYn.jpg:large

It's going to be such an amazing thing when Trump ensures Canada is relegated to the history books.

It ain't easy being cheesy, my guy.

Oh yeah only dumb assholes get in this box

some groypers are Chink agents

Makes sense, given the contrarianism. Chinks are like Jews, except they ear rice and not matzo

please do it orange man
it would be a lifetime of salt
eternal leaf bullying!

That's nice...you guys won't get inflated with cheap shit quality Chinese goods.

[spoiler]Chinks probably gonna flood Europe market and possibly SEA next.

American products have terrible quality. Every American car is crap.

Silence, Abdul

Canada has already been regulated to the history books. Today its just maniacs wearing the skin suit of Canada much how Ancient China died or the bibilic Jews VS the jews today

The EU was calling China begging them not to do that, but I doubt they'll listen.

That's why you convince your canuckistan enemy to go to the range, and tempt them texts about getting some poutine on the way once they tell you they left.

after watching this enough times, you could likely convince me that every shill or shitlib that has ever deigned to ruffle their skirt in this basket weaving support group is just one of jessica tarlov's mental disorders

x.com/devorydarkins/status/1910080030820204744

haven't seen the groypers and other assorted leftists quite this mad since Trump won
MAGA

there's going to be at least two solid months of "chinar numbar wan" postan, at minimum

Added to the pile of anti-Trump propaganda that accidentally makes Trump look cooler

x.com/jayroo69/status/1909995847732834467

Ngl Watters is a retard too and he can't speak without his prompter. It's feel good content for fox boomers.

I do like how bernie pushes corpo mfs. Wish he wasn't as controlled by big pharma tho

Fair enough then.

When I think of dumb cunts the first name that comes to mind is Shannon watts

This. Would rather be flooded with Chinese goods than American goods.

yeah i only see of it what is posted on zitter
my fuggin boomer dad though holy fugg

did you hear...

yeah, dad, a week ago

Nah I disagree, I remember your electrical appliances and fridge are so freaking good that it lasted like 10 years

they are all reactionaries that keep getting baited

Based

soon to be added to the dictionary:

yippy

Nervous; tense

panican

An anxiety-prone person; one who is quick to overreact

Futures are red in the US and oil is still very weak. We are not out of this.

they had to do a police checkup on you

are you one of those dudes that puts on lipstick and gets railed by GIs?

Kek. Still baking.

I didn't know that's what Mao sounded like.
x.com/SpoxCHN_MaoNing/status/1910148704105058692

also, you understand that those shit appliances you're trying to make a giggle off of were produced in your country, right?

You know what's not shown? Mao's nasty teeth. He never brushed them and had some of the worst teeth and gums around.

No, Gay doesn't have right in my country.

Chinks can't drive or park.

checkem

Based

do they derive their names from the leftover alphabet soup we donate?

groypers

reactionaries

No one knows what that word means. Reactionist thinking was killed in the crib and the world was worse for it.

Really nastyass teeth

He would just gargle with green tea

Awooing in aweevening Sabbath tomorrow, Good Friyay then Palm Sunday.

what if the winning was all the tariffs we made along the way?

George Washington would NEVER

the best part about pnurt winning all the time is that shills stop bumping and my covert stallan goes unmolested

Imagine ignoring groypers and mexican catboys.
Couldn't be me.

behold a masterpiece

x.com/jayroo69/status/1909995847732834467

lsdlfjsfe swe fwe

With 10% tariffs minimum, America gets 2 billion dollars a day. That's a lot of money for a whole country isnt it?

Is he retarded or pretending cause he knows his followers are

:)

They are retarded.

lets not zoom out intesifies

pic rel

CNBC is merchant posting.

Why would wheezer lady come out all guns a blazing? Do people not understand reality?

I disagree. I think that China needs to be economically isolated for the sake of national security

global

They are retarded.

Universal

Bit disappointed we didn't actually get that great depression, honestly...

I bought gun insurance just incase somebody tries to steal my catalytic converter.

Its why I roll my eyes every time I hear Europeans act like they're just gonna get in bed with China and isolate America.
Fucking delusional if you think its going to be Europeans selling things to China and not the other way around.

I hate the pretense of gold shovel ground breakings. Like, just get a backhoe out and get to work, nobody needs to know .

Real funny that trannies were bitching about how the economy was crashing are now bitching about how people are making money now

Whites just hate their own that much.

Checked

what are you convertin cadillacs to anyway?

did bern sell out or did they blackmail him

he's Jewish

Neos thread
Neo thread

Buck broken by Killary and complete sellout on top of that

It was a lightning strike and they tried to cover it up

checked

The horror won't stop until the Republic of China unifies with the mainland and the entire nation is democratic

ROFL