fat can't be fi-ACK!
Fat can't be fi-ACK!
Would
She's strong as fuck, I'll give her that
Kind of a waste of a talent, though. Strong women probably make good mothers if they're not convinced to be landwhales who poledance to prove their "fitness"
Built for bbc
I can't watch that, I fear for the pole.
you can see the pole contorting and vid cuts out just as she starts to have a heart attack
Askin a lot of that pole
Dios mio
Hahaha she looks exactly like plapjack's gf.
can raise your kid and haul lumber on her shoulder, its a yes from me
cuts right before her heart attack
GIIIIIIYYYYAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTT
You kinda gotta have the strenth of a powerlifter to achieve that.
Hey how're doin'?
Lemme get a chicken over rice
White sauce? Hot Sauce?
Oh yea, a lot of white sauce and a little bit of hot sauce
And can I have a pita bread on it?
Yes brother
Ok thanks
fat people are vile and have no right to exist
yeah I'm all in too
Rotisserie chicken
meanwhile I'm gooning, good delivery op
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
BRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
Master Engineer: Trust me you're gonna need the more expensive option.
Novice Engineer: But that's rated for 5500 pounds like like the weight of a car.
Master Engineer: Question for the novice: Do you know how many foot pounds of torque at 8 feet a human can in theory put out?
Novice Engineer: No but it can't be more than a thousand pounds shock weight.
Master Engineer: Put on your education hat I'm going to show you what humans are capable of, we have to have that plus fifty percent.
Novice Engineer: I had no idea.
Master Engineer: Yeah we got some beefcakes out there that's all muscle, and they weight 500 pounds, and they can bench 1700 on a good day, and that's just straight line force we have to deal with that force plus their weight. So we need the 5500 pound option.
Ack!
Ack!
Ack!
Ack!
Ack!
faster
What's her Schwartzschild radius?
You know the pole spins right? If anything this is proof that the earth orbits the sun and that niggers orbit pig women.
god imagine the stench shes spiraling out with that twirl
She has more faith in that pole than I have in winning the lottery.
Truly built for bbc
I tried to have sex with a ham planet like this when I was drunk outta my mind one time
she sucked my dick for 20 minutes without me getting hard then I passed out
been sober for 2 years since
IM GIVIN ER ALL SHES GOT CAPN, SHES FIT TO BLOW
from the thumnal I thought that was a cool new factory robot lel
Now I want to vomit.
huh perhaps can it go faster, I love science
kek
That's what they used to build the pyramids.
theres no need to go dry, you just lacked judgement for not having moderation.
She has quite the gravity field.
Will you vomit into my mouth?
I am severely disappointed to learn stripper poles rotate on their own
I would marry her if she wasnt a whore.
she's not strong at all you pathetic fuckin faggot, she fuckin fell over exhausted after 10 seconds of complete horse shit.
hahaha fuck
Vertical spit roast
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
LOOL you win this thread
impressive
she is still going to die before she reaches old age
All of our stripper poles are stress tested to ensure maximum performance before they leave the factory.
KEK
sameproxyfag
Hats off to whoever put that pole up
Solid work
Must be some Iron framework up there
Unironically how long could you hold her steady at that height and angle? There are strong looking guys at my gym who would have their neck veins straining after 10 seconds too lmfao
my fuckin sides
Is this how they went back in Time in Star Trek?
genuinely one of the most repulsive things I've fucking seen on this website
OP, I wish you an excruciatingly painful death for making me see this
Any NASA engineer ITT?
According to celestial mechanics, the beast's rotation should have been caused other girls revolve around their barycenter. But it didn't happen. Why?
rotissery chicken
Women, like electrons, have a natural repulsion to each other due to their charge. Her subshell has an appropriate spin ratio such that they're able to maintain stability in this arrangement.
fpbp
This pole hereby obtained the TÜV Rheinland certificate.
would, i can make alot of tamale pie with that land whale
HAHAHAHA!
creating her own gravity, she turned on the pole
that pole hanging on for dear life
FASTER YOU FOOL
DIVERT POWER FROM NON-VITAL SYSTEMS
DUMP EET TO ZE ENGINES
That bitch on the left laughing her ass off as the rotating hamplanet.
I'll bet she can deadlift 4 plates.
Oh shit, she's using the flux capacitor.
She is strong.
Good.
Good on her for doin some physical activity. I won't even hate.
holds body weight for 10s
falls off
collapses into pile while out of breath
Not fit
lmao solid
This is the best thread on this website right now lol
It should be illegal to be that fat
Flag checks out.
That bar is incredible. I would trust my deepest secrets with that thing.
I hope that pole was weight-tested.
Might need a re-test by a structural engineer now.
rotisserie chicken
imagine the aroma of the fucking braps holy shit
Top zozzle m8. Haven’t laughed that hard in weeks. Cheers
Smells like
American cheese
i cant get any harder
Damn whoever mounted that pole deserves praise
If she only would try loss weight as persistent as want to be pole dancer...
Really had to anchor that in
Seriously. Just fucking eat less. She's doing at least 5000 calories a day and hundreds of grams of sugar.
Why did you post a video of a rotisserie chicken?
Spinning like rotisserie chicken for a few seconds is not the same as being fit
Kek Fingol in sync.
i'd throw quarters at her til she got her fat ass offstage
you're one of the good ones
kek that's how the Earth's magnetic field shifts
Trump is a jewlover faggot btw
zog golem shabosgoy
As an EMT I have a lot of respect for fatties. Having had to cart a few of them around I'm in awe of their strength to move their fat ass on an every other daily basis.
She's infertile due to obesity. There will be no children.
jews and americans united for some degenerate shit
Name a more iconic due
'nt
GYATT !!!
that's no space station kid, it's a moon
jesus christ
I fucking hate fat people
Would.
Not.
Impressive, very nice.
No Woman with Tattoos is "fit"
very unhealthy
has expensive tattoos so no one mistakes her for homeless.
It makes sense now.
I didn't need more reason to despise this woman, poledancing is whore yoga and it only compounds the undesirability
Conceptualize the aroma
My back still hurts after that
well that explain the earthquake in thailand
thank you anon