Some of my fondest teenage/adolescent memories were sneaking out at night and teepeeing members of the girls soccer team houses with the bros. It just occurred to me I haven’t seen a teepeed tree in like a decade.
Kind of sad representation of the erosion of American culture.
Teens dont TeePee anymore
Yeah, this is pretty boring
being a menace to someone was lee based back den
wow ur so cool
The kids are alright, and that's a bad thing
Now they just stab each other in the woods
CHICKEN JOCKEY
TP is made to wipe shitty asses, by the way. Are you sure this thread was a good idea, and not a sign of pathetic desperation?
lmao we vandalized your home now you have to spend time and money cleaning it up lol
dude that's just gay
Considering that almost every homeowner has their entire fucking perimeter lined with security cameras, it's not as easy to pull it off as it was years ago. We've created our own surveillance state.
What a world the past was before niggers jogging deserving to get shot.
CHICKEN JOCKEY
One time we climbed an antenna onto the roof of our high school. There was a hatch and it was open. It ended up being the top floor storage room filled with toilet paper. The school had an inner courtyard and we spent the entire night toilet papering the trees. We did it to such an extreme extent you couldn't even see the leaves anymore. We spent Monday in the bridges that connected each side over the courtyard. Just listening to the disbelief at what we had done. Good times. But they did end up putting fences and blocking the courtyard after that. It would only be open during school hours lol.
It's toilet paper. It dissolves. It's not paint. You dont have to power wash it away.
prehistoric chicken jockey
We also used to egg peoples houses all the time and then ask them if they liked eggs when we saw them in the hall the next day. We got into a high speed car chase once with this kids dad who was determined to catch us. It was hilarious. One of the kids who we egged said to a friend he wanted to kill me on MySpace and that kid sent me screenshots of the message and I was such a dick I called the cops and that retard got in big trouble. I remember they came and took me to the station to make a statement and everything lol. God bullying was fun.
menace
It was more like a poke before the days of Facebook. But we used hundreds of rolls so yeah maybe a bit wasteful, whatever.
There was a time we let another crew join our crew and one of the guys broke the young tree in there front yard, easily a few hundred dollars. That was def a dick move
Houses with surveillance systems are much more common
This is a violation of NAP. Any kid does this to my property will be shot on sight. Train your little shits to respect people's property and personal space or there will be harsh consequences, or they will have to learn it the hard way from me.
Based. Getting rid of bullying has had negative reprocutions for society tbph
I thought in America you can just shoot someone who steps on your property
Depends on your state, look up which have castle laws.
If it’s a little kid ringing your doorbell you’ll go to prison of course, but if it’s some dirty methhead prying your window with a crowbar yeah you can delete his ass with impunity most places here
Ah good point didn’t think of that. We were “caught” a couple times and had to run from the cops. One time the porch light kept blinking and it turned out the girl had seen us but didn’t want to wake her parents trying to get us to leave. it’s not like it was a secret of who was doing it (I was tp’d in retaliation a couple times) but video evidence is a bit of a turn off
Boomer relic. Good riddance.
Have you seen the price of toilet paper lately? That one tree represents a week’s salary for the typical American now
Yeah this, they are way more criminal these days
There’s the “reasonable person” clause in most self defense/castle doctrine cases.
Like whatsaid.
Shit like this is completely helpless against the quick dopamine hits of "browsing content".
that's why you build them fucking FENCES
has no fence = not your property, but a public walking space for shitty kids to tp your garden
are you stupid? You just flick a lighter under one of the strands of toilet paper and it all burns away to nothing.
wrap a few rolls around your yard and try it if you don’t believe me
Do teens do anything but stew in their rooms nowadays?
Based and NAP piled. I just wish your government wasn't so fucking faggy with endless building of nu-chruschevka chelovechniki, this is the worst of dystopian shithole full of churkabes.
government doesn't regulate what's being built, it's a free market
That's an Indian wedding in Canada.
he never went corning
Not really, you have (((oligarchy))) which is a government funded corporations and together create the faggiest anti-citizen laws.
which construction companies are government funded you retarded plumber?
denies obvious reality infront of you
the land cannot be given without agreement with government
Okay faggot, good luck being retarded.
In my area we had a thing called "reindeer humping" where you'd drive around at night in the winter when people put up those decorations like pic rel and put then into sexual positions. You were one of the cool kids if your dad would do the driving. Funny as FUCK when they have the head motions too and shit lmfao
Haven't seen two light up reindeer humping each other in the morning for more than a decade now...
I love Japanese poke bowls. Raw fish is actually good in those. Being an uncultured dumbass who depends on government handouts must be depressing.
Fuck, forgot the pic rel
Literally nigger teir behaviour
Better than British Zersetzung Operations by amateurish "professional agents".
I was born in 95, I've never seen a house teepeed ever. I've maybe seen someone throw an egg at my neighbors house during halloween once.
Kids don't even fucking trick or treat anymore or hang out and play outside, they all just stay in and talk to eachother on discord I'm not even joking
What's the story on this?
So there where these gay dudes in the Is neighborhood and I'd keep posing the reindeer fuckering each other.
Anyway the slow kid thinks is is historical so he starts doing it to.
Soon one of them spot him doing it because his mentally retared in the frist place.
The storys of the faggot chasing the retard around in only his socks and underwear makes me laugh every time.
we saw a guy carrying toilet paper into his house, let's see if making a thread on Anon Babble about teepeeing houses will get him to admit something that we can remove him from public discourse, which is inherently anti First Amendment.
But hey, fuck the Constitution, right? Desperate fools just can't stop being desperate. Goon goon goon!
Well, I'm gonna go on a walk and forcibly rape all 9 billion people on Earth before I return home. Toodles, gooners!
Btw - I'm using the four rolls I carried into my house to wipe my butthole clean after shitting. That's all. This entire thread is a testament to your ineptitude and desperation. Go to college and take an intro to philosophy course - any decent course will tell you that arguments are made up a premises, logical steps, and the conclusion.
But yeah. Toilet Paper is *the answer you've been looking for for years.*
Jesus Christ lmao
he thought he was safe because of his deadman’s switch but he didn’t know that they had already found it and rewired it to the disco mirror ball
The desperate moronfucks who made this thread were the same clowns fighting at Walmart over toilet paper back in March 2020. How does it feel to have no dignity or ability to think for yourself? Oh, right, you're too stupid to know what any of that is, as this thread suggests. So close! Maybe next time!
btw, I wipe bottom to top, though sometimes I'll also do some top to bottom wipes if it's a particularly nasty shit
It was a racially motivated white supremest attack by nazis!
I miss being blindfolded and taken somewhere on a 4 wheeler and told "make your way back home faggot"